I Put a Spell on You.


  • April 18, 2018 at 12:02 am
    Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of Deplorable!

    This can’t be good…

    • April 18, 2018 at 1:08 am
      Greg B

      Just noticed your avatar.
      Old B.O.B
      And I swear the other could be Sam.

      • April 18, 2018 at 5:41 am

        Can anyone show me how to add an image to my avatar on this board? [New to DBD]
        Thank you!

      • April 18, 2018 at 10:44 am
        Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of deplorable!

        Fronk!, instructions here:

      • April 18, 2018 at 12:15 pm

        Thank you!

      • April 18, 2018 at 8:36 am
        Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of Deplorable!

        Correct on both counts! 😉

  • April 18, 2018 at 12:03 am

    So is Sam proposing that they share Zed?

    • April 18, 2018 at 12:05 am
      Chris Muir

      Nope.She’s Lead Cheerleader.

      • April 18, 2018 at 12:15 am
        Deplorable B Woodman

        CM, glad you said “lead” instead of “head” cheerleader? (picks up mind out of the gutter……)

      • April 18, 2018 at 2:28 am

        There’s always the loft…

      • April 18, 2018 at 10:01 pm

        OK, had me wondering there…..

  • April 18, 2018 at 12:07 am

    Nah, Merle, but they are enjoying the Father figure scenery, obviously.

    • April 18, 2018 at 12:13 am

      I’ll agree with this, without having to come up with a similar comment.

  • April 18, 2018 at 12:12 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    Two observations from CM’s excellent ‘toon for today.
    1 – SuzyQ is no wilting wallflower, and makes excellent observations.
    I look forward to her continued presence in DBD.
    2 – Comey, et al of The Deep Swamp are soyboys.

    • April 18, 2018 at 12:14 am

      Soy would imply something resembling reality.

  • April 18, 2018 at 12:34 am

    Ay Yup!
    The “looks” are there, if you have the confident poise of a real father figure.
    (great peripheral vision!)

  • April 18, 2018 at 1:44 am

    So many soy boys! It never ceases to amaze me how. despite their low t-levels, they manage to wheedle themselves into positions of authority.

  • April 18, 2018 at 3:04 am

    I believe Sam is grading the “Ten” according to look on her face and body language ………

  • April 18, 2018 at 4:23 am

    A lion, a tiger, a bear! Oh my! With those three hot numbers in one frame, its hard to keep my mind on a higher plane.

  • April 18, 2018 at 4:51 am
    JackDeth 72

    Memo to Zed and The Ladies:

    “When your attack is proceeding as planned…. It’s an ambush!”

    Three smoking hot voluptuaries versus their ideal of Male Virility, Wade and a dash of contemporary Ward Cleaver?

    Pop some corn, This has got potential!

  • April 18, 2018 at 10:43 am

    Well done, Mr. Muir. Well done. Three lovely ladies attracted to a real man juxtaposed against the unmanly left as exemplified by Comey. Brilliant idea executed to perfection.

  • April 18, 2018 at 12:04 pm

    OT, but connected to the father figure thing, if expanded to our Founding Fathers.

    SlideFire pretty much invented the bump stock business…and they’ve just announced that will cease accepting orders and shut down their website 4/20.

    They are a goofy and kind of crappy novelty, but like any toy fun to play with for a while, and not a permanent alteration of your rifle.

    So for no effective reason at all, in fact in spite of former determinations of fedgov (atf) itself, they are being drummed out of business, and in some states are already outright banned. I can’t begin to tell you how painful it is to see my gun rights friendly state of Florida on that short list of commie strongholds like Cali, NY, and Mass…but there it was when I checked their site.

    So anyway, if you’ve got an extra $180 laying around (they’re hustling them on gunbroker for up to $500) and want to stick it to the man for telling you he doesn’t think you should have something (same sales pitch that sold 100 million actual shootin’ irons in the last ten years or so) then go to the slide fire website and order one. I would if I could, just because.

    • April 18, 2018 at 12:12 pm

      5/20 not 4/20…so you and a bunch of customers that would not have been a buyer of such a trinket have a full month to help slide fire sell more volume in the next month than they probably sold in the past year…even including the bump (as it were) they got after the Vegas hysteria.

      Like the founder/owner said, “I built something, and one maniac comes along and takes it all away.” What an upside down system of useless feelgood regulation we have.

      • April 18, 2018 at 12:18 pm

        That’s for the base AR model, be sure to input the TAKE5 coupon code to save $9 if you buy one for fun and/or profit.

      • April 18, 2018 at 1:42 pm
        Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of deplorable!

        I kept hoping they would show up at one of my local Fun Shows so I could pay cash for several but if they did, I never saw them and Houston has plenty of Fun Shows.

      • April 18, 2018 at 3:40 pm

        I wouldn’t worry too much.
        With the advent of 3D printing, bump stocks will be available long after their official commercial demise and with time could be cheaper than the mass manufactured version.

      • April 18, 2018 at 8:03 pm

        Using some sort of rubber band on the finger hitched on right properly might do the trick, and allow for quick conversion back to a regular weepun. So I have heard. But, I, as always, know nothing. I can’t help you.

      • April 18, 2018 at 10:36 pm


        Careful. You being in fla, that rubber band and finger of yours could be construed as a rate of fire enhancing mechanism, possession of which could be a felony criminal offense.

      • April 19, 2018 at 12:14 am

        JTC, I can never touch a rubber band again. (sigh!)

    • April 18, 2018 at 9:24 pm

      I am sending letters asking ol’ Rickty Tickety why I should vote for him now since I voted for him to KEEP my 2nd. Amendment rights instead of “Take Them Away!” Nelson. And now he not only grabs our shore access, he restricts our 2nd. Amendment.

  • April 18, 2018 at 3:33 pm

    Perspective can be a tricky thing to pull off, especially with the eyes.

    Good work on Sams gaze in the last panel!

  • April 18, 2018 at 7:20 pm
    James Schrumpf

    The family is reminding me strongly of a classic Robert A. Heinlein family, with Zed as Lazarus Long.

    Is it just me?

  • April 18, 2018 at 8:05 pm

    So many never even make it to 10th grade.



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