Reading the Riot Act.


  • February 19, 2021 at 12:13 am
    Too Tall

    The entire Biden* Administration is an insult to ventriloquist dummies everywhere.

    • February 19, 2021 at 9:04 am

      Walter’s better looking, and Peanut makes more sense.

      Zar Belk!

      • February 19, 2021 at 12:53 pm
        President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

        “Peanut makes more sense”
        Now THAT is an insult!

  • February 19, 2021 at 12:23 am

    The Florida Man has been bidden to enter the fray.

    • February 19, 2021 at 1:16 am
      President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist

      Let’s see…… “RELEASE THE FLORIDA MAN!”
      No…….not the same ring to it.
      Still doesn’t work……..
      Any good ideas for a snappy slogan based on established material?

      • February 19, 2021 at 1:35 am

        Beware when the Florida Man and the Florida Woman en-mass enter the fray and begin the beat down of those who call them enemy. (For the pschopath and sociopath Stalinist and Red Guard and Marcuse Franklin School types, Progressives, Taverstockers, Globalists, Davos Man, and all such engaged in their glorious struggle to destroy such as the Florida Man, this is meant in a peaceful way, only scalable to the appropriate response to their attacks in order for us to preserve our US Constitutional rights that recognize our God given rights.
        Don’t step on snake.

      • February 19, 2021 at 8:03 am

        “Hold ma beer”

      • February 19, 2021 at 8:55 am

        Behold! The Florida Man cometh!

      • February 19, 2021 at 2:15 pm

        Ah damnit. Gotta hose every thing down again.
        Just wish it wasn’t so sticky. Reminds me of a 1970’s porn set.

      • February 19, 2021 at 2:07 pm

        Loose the Florida Man and CRY HAVOC!

      • February 19, 2021 at 3:40 pm


        Not that the meme Florida Man doesn’t stand well enough on its own two feet (we went upright a decade or so ago), but if we need a foreboding introduction, pretty hard to beat NotYet’s off the cuff quip that “The Florida Man has been bidden to enter the fray.”

        One is tempted to add a “bidden by biden“ pun in there but why mess with simple magnificence, plus JoHo is an almost insignificant part of the call to arms of TFM.

      • February 19, 2021 at 11:15 pm
        President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist

        “The Florida Man has been bidden to enter the fray”.
        Sounds like a circle of gamers playing D&D.
        That could work to our advantage. Mild introduction, wild entrance.

  • February 19, 2021 at 12:41 am

    He might look like Walter, but he ain’t no Walter, because Walter tells the damn truth!

    Thing about DeSantis is that he’s the Florida Man they all fear the most right now…and guess who else that includes?

    And Psaki? Let me circle back to this: just like your boss up there compares unfavorably to a damn puppet, you can’t hold a candle to a scripted, fictional CJ.

  • February 19, 2021 at 3:30 am

    Governor Desantis is my governor and seems to be a real stand up guy. I like him. But then again I voted for him. Might be a real good candidate for president. Maybe President Trump would help if he doesn’t run in 2024.

    • February 19, 2021 at 8:12 am

      So long as Scott doesn’t run/get elected. He’s spineless where it counts. Rubio has a yella streak too, pushing “gun safety”. Using the Parkland shooting to push for infringements again the “good guys” when every government apparatus that could have intervened failed is the height of absurdity and supports the conclusion that banning/confiscation is the real goal. Not a few Florida RINOS including Rick Scott showed their true colors in the form of unconstitutional “red flag” laws. He needs to be primaried and kept out of the White House.

      • February 19, 2021 at 9:15 am


      • February 19, 2021 at 2:39 pm

        I’ll go with that.

    • February 19, 2021 at 2:08 pm

      Same here!

  • February 19, 2021 at 8:09 am
    Dastardly Dan

    If you want to know Florida Man, read Tim Dorsey’s novels. Serge Storms was THE Florida man before Florida Man was a thing.

    • February 19, 2021 at 6:02 pm

      Randy Wayne White’s novels are good stuff too.

    • February 19, 2021 at 11:24 pm
      President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist

      I hear “Florida Man”, I think of John D MacDonald’s “Travis McGee” series, Miss Agnes RR, The Busted Flush houseboat. My dad had every one of the color titles. I even found an early (first?) edition of one of the books.

  • February 19, 2021 at 9:23 am

    They need to remember the tech support for the animatron is coming from Disney and the closest office is in Florida as well, if he slips a cog or needs a hard reboot ” Who you gonna call”?

  • February 19, 2021 at 10:03 am

    The “Florida Man” phenomena is really a 50 state, in fact even a global phenomena.

    The reason so many of these news stories come out and are tagged as “Florida Man” is due to the state’s open sunshine laws that compel government agencies to make their operations as open and transparent to the public as possible.

    Hence … all of the weird arrests of “Florida Man,” but to be sure, there are lots of similar stories everywhere else. These other states and nations don’t have the same transparency laws as Florida so the public doesn’t know as much about them.

    • February 19, 2021 at 2:10 pm

      Not to mention that most Florida Man and Woman are transplants from other states…

  • February 19, 2021 at 10:08 am

    The way their New Green Steal is shaping up, they will all be frozen solid or starved while Florida Man is saying hold my beer and watch whatever deviltry I can do to them. (And Don’t Drink It! – Wisconsin statement)

  • February 19, 2021 at 10:57 am

    Jill Dunham…

  • February 19, 2021 at 2:36 pm

    So, is Florida Man a native-born no-bullshit straight-up politician putting Florida First and keeping up the good in spite of -maybe because of- the leftist onslaught?

    Why yes, yes he is.

    Heckuva candidate for CEO of one (or all) of the charter signatories in the Confederated States and Entities of the Constitutional Republic of America.

    The CSE of the CRA.

  • February 19, 2021 at 3:06 pm
    • February 19, 2021 at 9:37 pm

      Remember, Joe Rizoli. Keep your hand held firmly over the eye you look into the telescope with. Facts do not fit the agenda that so many are following.

  • February 19, 2021 at 9:33 pm

    Interesting. Many in Europe are going all Florida Man right now.
    So are many places across the world.
    Maybe Florida Man is a good globalist, not a Davos Man.
    We all have God given freedoms. We all yearn for them when squelched. We all struggle to assert them. We all want to be beautiful in spirit and responsible and productive and caring and good.
    It could be a beautiful Florida world, each nation and culture in their own way. This the beautiful way. One has to have morals one sticks to.

  • February 19, 2021 at 9:44 pm

    I hope more of the bar flies comment. I enjoyed their wisdom.
    Of course, I am completely influenced by Russia. I read the book Soviet Science Fiction. Many great stories there. Then I read More Soviet Science Fiction. I must be Russian influenced. And my mother and grandfather and grandmother spoke Russian among many languages. (Solemente Ingles por este idiota)
    Then my family was involved in an insurrection against the Soviet Union and a communist Government. Historically they also rose in insurrection against the English. There. Russian influence. A history of insurrection in my family. K Ho will be leading the Fed SWAT Team tomorrow. Dang that First Amendment. Have they torn that one up, yet? Or just burned it?

  • February 19, 2021 at 9:54 pm
    • February 19, 2021 at 11:26 pm
      President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist

      I drink the Mexican cane sugar Coke, usually one per week on the weekends.

    • February 20, 2021 at 12:28 am

      Dam it, Jim. We are not all going to get lobotomies so we stop acting white!
      Maths (English and South African spelling) is racist.
      Many say so, including Oregon officials, or something.
      Excellence is racist.
      Doing your job is racist.
      Don’t worry. Be happy is good advice.
      Have fewer intelligent children in order to save the planet is a genocidal racist myth.Don’t blame me. Others planned that and say that.



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