When my wife was pregnant (son was born in 1996) She had a thing for clam chowder. Went to Sizzler and the empty bowls were stacked a foot and a half tall. NOT an exaggeration. During the “morning sickness” stage, she threw up so hard, she actually got a blood blister on her tongue. I didn’t even know that was possible. Fun ride. I will never forget the feeling of holding my son in my arms for the first time. Indescribable.
My two daughters were born considerably earlier, 1971 and 1975, and it’s still great to hug them, and now my twin grandkids. Parenthood is SUCH an adventure.
Now now – you created this job for yourself and I am proud to help support you and this community. I have learned so much here from you and all of the comments that I am a much smarter man. Thank you, Chris, and Happy Birthday!
Hang in there Brother! Looking back the 70’s were very. very good to me. Just starting the next group and so far not so good, but if the crazies and the govt. (Sorry, repeated myself) stay away, I will do okay. Pray your seventy’sare good for you.
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WHAT!? Your B’day?! Why didn’t you tell me? We’re only a week (and several years) apart.
As RAH said, “May you live as long as you want, and love as long as you live.”
Oh, and Happy Halloween, too.
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But which back pocket? Left or Right?
Well, *they* certainly have Zed in them.
Right down to the bluffing; she ain’t “taking” her own guy, and who carries a chocolate bar in his back pocket in the Texas desert?
Daddy learned you good, grasshopper.
(Even with the raging hormonal cravings of preggers her training will overcome…rote and muscle memory training are very powerful tools.)
Putting a Snickers bar in the back pocket. Is this some sort of RFID system, Texas style?
Situational awareness.
Happy birthday to our intrepid artist!
All the best Mr Muir, and thanks for the Gunpowder currency 🙂
Two really great ass sets there.
I have no idea what this means. Pregnancy. Eyesight. Zed. ?
Hunger.
Cacao-dar…
Hormones.
Cravings.
Mood swings.
And a young woman who is the equivalent of a highly trained “Old World assassin”.
Cross her at your peril.
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Redhead too; yikes.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRIS
Many happy returns on the day.
Never get between a pregnant woman and her instant food cravings.
Thank you. I forgot about the food cravings of the pregnancy.
When my wife was pregnant (son was born in 1996) She had a thing for clam chowder. Went to Sizzler and the empty bowls were stacked a foot and a half tall. NOT an exaggeration. During the “morning sickness” stage, she threw up so hard, she actually got a blood blister on her tongue. I didn’t even know that was possible. Fun ride. I will never forget the feeling of holding my son in my arms for the first time. Indescribable.
Congratulations.
My two daughters were born considerably earlier, 1971 and 1975, and it’s still great to hug them, and now my twin grandkids. Parenthood is SUCH an adventure.
Happy birthday Chris. We hope you have a wonderful day and thanks for the brilliant satire and gorgeous artwork.
Thanks to all who gave me this job!
Now now – you created this job for yourself and I am proud to help support you and this community. I have learned so much here from you and all of the comments that I am a much smarter man. Thank you, Chris, and Happy Birthday!
Ah, the 30’s are wonderful Chris, enjoy them while they last.
What’s that? Oh. Sorry.
I SAID THE 70’S ARE HARSH CHRIS, ENJOY THEM BEFORE THE END COMES!
(Happy B-Day Brother, and thank you)
Happy birthday, Chris!! Woot woot!!
Wrangler Butts drive me nuts
Kiko might want to be careful saying she will “take Travis” while she’s sitting beside Mia.
Food cravings aren’t the only ones pregnant women get. I’d hate to see a catfight. [snicker]
Happy Birthday, Chris!
Getting old is not for sissies!!
Thanks for brightening every day with your American roses!!!
Hang in there Brother! Looking back the 70’s were very. very good to me. Just starting the next group and so far not so good, but if the crazies and the govt. (Sorry, repeated myself) stay away, I will do okay. Pray your seventy’sare good for you.
Thanks Kafiroon, I am but a pup at 65 today, but started the toon in my 40’s!
Mia’s thinking Kiko is talking about Zed’s range finding ability and good eyesight.
Nah, Kiko is using said ability and eyesight and focusing on the FOOD!
WHAT!? Your B’day?! Why didn’t you tell me? We’re only a week (and several years) apart.
As RAH said, “May you live as long as you want, and love as long as you live.”
Oh, and Happy Halloween, too.
Happy BD Chris! *~~** \iiiiiiii/*~*~**
Lol….I don’t get it.
This would make a nice big tick of a target…
https://www.msnbc.com/morning-joe/watch/bill-barr-warns-of-retribution-chaos-in-second-trump-presidency-196675653985?cid=eml_mmj_20231030&user_email=3e3fae00a3b64a3f211a0e89bafba9bb38f35fca514f4048260678bfc4340c33&utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Morning%20Joe&utm_term=Morning%20Joe
What an incredibly evil traitorous piece of shit.
A number of us told Trump so. Barr’s earlier record on guns branded him as the snake he was. But the hiring disability was strong in the Orange One.
Happy Birthday Chris! Thanks for the outstanding ‘toon.
Travis would have better odds hanging on to that Snickers bar against a hungry grizzly bear, than against a woman with food cravings due to pregnancy.