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911 Call.


  • September 10, 2021 at 12:06 am
    William Henry

    Why was I not surprised?

    • September 10, 2021 at 9:40 am
      Too Tall

      Would love to see the looks on Zed’s and Toly’s faces.

      Come to think of it, a group shot of them with Damon, Travis, Tucker, and the boys from the Triple R ranch would make for an interesting group character study.

      Somewhere, Wade is smiling laughing uproariously.

      • September 10, 2021 at 10:33 am
        Too Tall

        In Valhalla, Wade’s buddies from the Screaming Eagles are keeping his cup filled, slapping him on the back, telling him he did well raising Zed, and oh, by the way, great genes!

        Matter of fact, should the Double D Blues Club ever reopen, I suspect there may be some regular visitors to “Valhalla South” to check up on things.

        Kind of how ghost stories get started.

  • September 10, 2021 at 12:16 am

    Let’s hope kid sis gives out some fashion “pointers” as it were…

    What in the hell is she still wearing the devil’s robes for?

    So are mom and dad complicit in their knowledge and concealment of the love child?

    • September 10, 2021 at 12:49 am
      John M.

      They’re still in the middle of the airfield, and I don’t think Mia is ready to go all “Lady Godiva” around this many new people. They need to get her home and find her some decent ‘threads.’

      This is Mari that just appeared on the scene, right!

      • September 10, 2021 at 1:16 am

        Well dang I didn’t mean she had to get full nekkid, but just to cast off the cloak of shame imposed on her. Stepmom may have been muz but Mia will be disavowed of any and all of that bullshit tout de suite (a nod to her dead frog husband 🙂 ).

      • September 10, 2021 at 9:31 am
        Too Tall

        That’s Kiko, (red hair, brown eyes, Sam’s figure). Mari has brown hair, blue/grey eyes, and is more slender.

  • September 10, 2021 at 12:17 am

    Muir’s gonna have fun with this.

    • September 10, 2021 at 4:35 pm

      Thinking… it might be worth another ‘donation’ for an early glimpse of the next swimmin’ hole event.

      • September 10, 2021 at 11:46 pm

        Tried bribing the artiste for something similar once…

        Dude cannot be bought.

      • September 12, 2021 at 11:50 pm
        Too Tall

        Chris professes that he is more like Damon than any of the other characters. BUT, he shares a lot more with Zed other than
        his looks and his str0ng preference for hot redheads.

  • September 10, 2021 at 12:40 am
    Too Tall

    That fruit didn’t fall very far from an orchard of trees.

  • September 10, 2021 at 12:48 am

    So is Naomi a natural blonde? Zed was always dark-haired, before his womenfolk made him silver….

  • September 10, 2021 at 1:05 am

    Really good piece by the guy at Gab…

    What he’s calling a “parallel society“ I have called the Constitutional Republic of America. While the CRA goes further in true secession and creation of not so much a parallel society to what is being done to the USA but an alternate one, the premise is the same; that the versions and visions of the world are so disparate as to make separation absolutely necessary. CRA Now!

    • September 10, 2021 at 7:41 am

      Take a look at L. Neil Smith’s (RIP) North American Confederacy (Start with “The Probability Broach”, “The Nagasaki Vector”, “The Venus Belt”, and “The Gallatin Divergence”) It all starts with the Whiskey Rebellion. and a political and economic wizard named Albert Gallatin. There are several more books in the series, all worth reading. We need a Propertarian Party NOW!

      Zar Belk!

      • September 10, 2021 at 12:09 pm

        As I said in my ode to him before, El Neil was the only sci-fi (I call his work sci-tru) writer that I have read cover to cover to cover…in no ‘small l’ manner to do with quotes like this,

        “People accuse me of being a single-issue writer, a single-issue thinker, and a single-issue voter, but it isn’t true. What I’ve chosen, in a world where there’s never enough time and energy, is to focus on the one political issue which most clearly and unmistakably demonstrates what any politician — or political philosophy — is made of, right down to the creamy liquid center.
        Make no mistake: all politicians — even those ostensibly on the side of guns and gun ownership — hate the issue and anyone, like me, who insists on bringing it up. They hate it because it’s an X-ray machine. It’s a Vulcan mind-meld. It’s the ultimate test to which any politician — or political philosophy — can be put.
        If a politician isn’t perfectly comfortable with the idea of his average constituent, any man, woman, or responsible child, walking into a hardware store and paying cash — for any rifle, shotgun, handgun, machinegun, anything — without producing ID or signing one scrap of paper, he isn’t your friend no matter what he tells you.”

      • September 10, 2021 at 12:18 pm

        And of course in the king of all quotes, historical accuracy (and prescience), and of course integral with that first quote…

        “What happened in the 1860’s was a war of secession, a war of independence, no different in principle from what happened in America in the 1770s and 1780s”

  • September 10, 2021 at 1:37 am

    Further to my OT meandering (but of course all of this shit is tied together), this POS is out…

    Very good. But as someone else pointed out, this nom could be replaced with a worse but less public type; whoever is installed will be expected to further their agenda. Important infringements are moving forward right now while all eyes are on something else.

    • September 10, 2021 at 1:53 am

      Beto’s taking calls.

      Joe Olsen has $10 on Biden naming Chipman his “personal” gun czar. Which we need to make sure carries as much political authority as Biden’s personal diaper-changer.

      • September 10, 2021 at 7:11 am

        The Biden Sniffer. EWWWW

      • September 10, 2021 at 11:08 am

        I thought they trained dogs for sniffing that out

      • September 10, 2021 at 10:59 pm

        Maybe sniffing Joe’s depends is what causes his dog to bite everyone.

    • September 10, 2021 at 5:58 am
      Bill G

      Spot on. Whoever is appointed will be solidly opposed to the Second Amendment.

  • September 10, 2021 at 2:13 am

    Probably Mia will not get stuffed into some pre-formed package. That is Jo’s gig. Young humans tend not to follow genetic dictates. If so, she is an Israeli Jew. Hang on tight. Sabra can be rather prickly.

    At least she isn’t a red head.

    • September 10, 2021 at 1:21 pm

      Not a pre-formed package in spite of over two decades of muz influence…mighty strong persona to resist that enslavement.

      She is now free to display what she has felt all along, based on that beauteous hair, lips, nails, and no doubt much less obvious sparks of personal responsibility and freedom…her core and her lineage.

      And anybody who thinks a natural blonde is not a match for a ginger or any other external type as to fire, brimstone, maternal instincts, and on occasion rage, all packaged in quietude and restraint until goaded, has never made the mistake of getting on the bad side of my five-foot-nothing 50-year mate.

  • September 10, 2021 at 2:57 am
    Punta Gorda

    Yeah, they are territorial as hell.

    Most predators are.

  • September 10, 2021 at 3:00 am
    Lucius Severus Pertinax

    Wait until she sees the Swimmin’ Hole! 😉

  • September 10, 2021 at 4:34 am

    Gettin kind of soap opry here….

    Let’s see more of the subject.

  • September 10, 2021 at 6:02 am

    Off topic, but if they allow you to steal a presidential election and overthrow the president and the will of the people, then you know they will certainly allow you to get away with mass mandates for the fake vaccine. The GOP is, as usual, distracted by shiny objects. Keep your eye on the ball – it’s not the fascist mandates, it’s the fascist election fraud.

    • September 10, 2021 at 7:24 am

      People should take a hobby preventing and documenting election fraud. Take a job in an elections department if you have the mind, time, and inclination. You have to follow the job requirements, and not speak up too much except for accuracy. I found many election people in the county were very honest and committed to a good honest election in spite of the difficulties. I wouldn’t have know about the fatal flaws in the balloting system in Florida as I did back in ancient history. Hanging chads seem so quaint now. But honestly read they still had fatal flaws and inaccuracies.

      • September 10, 2021 at 12:29 pm

        Be a good little cog? No. See Halley’s comment above; there ain’t no voting our way out of this morass of lies and servitude, grassroots or otherwise. Elections have been unequivocably proven to be a false and pointless machination of their preordained agenda. CRA Now!

      • September 10, 2021 at 2:17 pm

        We had few enough inside when the true believers “strengthened” the Biden vote in the 6 key counties that mattered in tipping the election numbers after their normal thefts were not going to win it for the Democrat authoritarians.
        Nit everyone should come in guns blazing, or all excited and get led into a created trap position where they can get picked off and 600 people jailed and 4 0f 5 **oud boys leadership are in solitary confinement in federal prisons.
        People who are witnesses and can say what happened are also part of the team.
        Like CRA. Can you do it now without every place it shows being victim of a concentrated attack. Just act like it exists and the benefits of that coming quick parallel society can be had without breaking the laws. But Democrats have called many wise acting people to be preppers, hoarders and criminal. They are rich kulaks who keep what they created and starve the people. To the gulag with them in the new W O UsA.
        How to obtain victory. Many paths. More people helps. The legal constitutional way is best. Something like this. People have to add to the result.

      • September 10, 2021 at 5:39 pm

        “Not everyone should come in guns blazing” — More thoughts on going forward:

      • September 10, 2021 at 7:35 pm

        Good Lord, what a steaming pile of dangerous/deadly stupid “advice” that was!

        Intrepid? Ha! Hey let’s just ignore ‘em and they’ll go away. Their commie squeeze might kill us all in the meantime but the joke’s on them ‘cause then they’ll starve ‘cause we won’t be here to keep ‘em fed! That’ll teach ‘em!

        Man there is some terminal -and by terminal I mean terminal- stupid out there. Calling Larry the Cable Guy to wake these morons up!

        If winning kills you you’re fucking dead so you don’t fucking win!

  • September 10, 2021 at 1:00 pm

    “As long as Donald Trump is alive and MAGA isn’t crushed under our benevolent jackboot, there will be plagues and the burning of cities, and more apocalyptic plagues, and you will live in abject fear and hardship”.

    Am I over the target yet?

  • September 10, 2021 at 1:01 pm

    Voting is a quaint old custom that used somewhat work.
    Since it was updated in Nov. 2020 it now has all the usual glitches and failures of any newly introduced program. The biggest feature is that the drudgery of researching for the candidate that exemplifies your viewpoint and spending maybe hours standing in line has been eliminated. Now just mail in a ballot and the machines with attendants in a non-viewing room will take care of who is “elected”.

    • September 10, 2021 at 2:23 pm

      Ayuh, we’ll pretend to vote and they’ll pretend to let us. New bumper sticker: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves. Look here (covid) not there –> Biden Administration Orders Ideological Purge Of U.S. Military Academies

      • September 10, 2021 at 6:22 pm

        Makes me fucking sick.

  • September 10, 2021 at 4:52 pm
    Charlie Foxtrot

    Her eye brows were black!

    Oh wait… a woman… tricksy, tricksy! ;^)’

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  • September 10, 2021 at 8:24 pm

    Hmmm … this 1978 e5a song is dedicated to today’s strip.

  • September 10, 2021 at 9:01 pm

    Looks like a straight Tequila night

    • September 12, 2021 at 11:56 pm
      Too Tall

      In a good way or a bad way? With the right lady, a smooth sipping Tequila can signal the end of a beautiful day and the start of a magical evening.



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