I think there is actually a formula to figure drop length that involves body weight and/or build that even calls for extra weights to be added if the condemned is too skinny.
Hanging is so rare these days very few can actually call themselves professionals I’m afraid.
And yes, popping off the head is _very_ unprofessional. No one wants to clean up the mess.
April 23, 2026 at 7:56 am
Master Diver
We could always have him dance the “Devil’s Hornpipe”. The condemned stands on the deck with the noose tight around hos neck. The rope is rove through a block on the mainyard. A cannon fires, and twenty men holding the other end of the rope run the length of the deck as the prisoner sails upward, and is left hanging until he stops twitching.
(Tom Clancy came up with a modern riff on this for dealing with pirates in “Clear and Present Danger”)
Zar Belk!
April 23, 2026 at 12:04 pm
Gregory
Then there is the muslim version of hanging that requires a white Toyota flat-bed truck (Nissan is also acceptable), a length or sturdy rope, a 16″ zip-tie, and a suitable overhang.
Place the guest of honor on the truck tailgate, gather the wrists behind the back and install the zip-tie, install the rope on the neck and the other end on the overhang and pull taught.
Now drive the truck away. The ensuing visuals are very likely to curb many evil thoughts that may linger in onlookers. I suggest that if these events were to start taking place here in the USA, the crime rate would drop substantially.
April 23, 2026 at 7:19 am
Coy
Thought Adam Shitfer brains liked lil boys.
Perverted bastard like his bud, Ed Buck,
That drugged and killed the black guy
We can only hope that the 50 intel heads, plus the other co-conspirators get the fid, a non-skid fid and a stay at the worst state institution. Never gonna happen. Dangit!
Woodchipper
feet first so you can watch the espression on his face
wearing wal-mart shoes just for the added insult
Meanwhile, in the frozen north, the liebrals bought themselves a majority by paying or threatening opposition MP’s to cross the floor, and today…
“…Cabinet will take majority control of all 26 Commons committees and no longer “play silly partisan games,” Government House Leader Steven MacKinnon said yesterday. The move effectively quashes all ethics investigations, subpoenas and questioning of reluctant witnesses: “That’s settled.”…”
and yesterday…
“…Chinese police are a law enforcement “partner” just like the FBI, the Mounties said yesterday. However details of a confidential partnership agreement with Beijing cannot be disclosed “without their permission,” said a Deputy Commissioner…”
The same chinese ‘police stations’ threatening to drag MP’s of chinese ancestry, no matter how far back, and/or their families, off to china for ‘re-education’ if they don’t cross to the liebrals…they even offered a bounty on at least one who was running as a Conservative.
I remember this song from the late 70s when I was a young teenager listening to the Dr. Demento Show on FM radio Sunday nights … and as such, I dedicate this song to today’s ’toon.
The Dr is IN…I listened on the ‘skip’ from WKBW on the car radio in the driveway, I could never get it to come in on an indoor radio but it came in crystal clear on all of the cars we had.
I’m in favor of the noose being tied around a miscreant’s armpits- – – -dangled over a freeway overpass, and watching an 18 wheeler with a high trailer approaching from about a mile at 60 MPH.
If I had vote; there are two that for me is a toss-up. Pinochet Helicopter Tour or A long walk in the Everglades. Pythons, Alligators, Cougars, and all need to eat also. Besides, they will have some time and just might come to Jesus and save their souls.
I think Swalwell will be wearing orange sooner that Schiff.
And remember they’re both Democrats, under the protection of the Deep State. As the saying goes, you’re fine unless they find a dead girl or a live boy in your trunk.
In Swalwell’s case, the Dems were just waiting to cut him loose, so he’s lost their dome of protection.
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I wonder how long a drop it would take to stretch Schiff’s pencil neck to twice its length?
Politicians don’t have to drop. They can lifted instead.
12 feet, just to be sure.
Don’t worry about the neck stretch. The neck break will just pop his head right off.
Does a hanging done by someone who is a “professional” decapitate a person? I’ve never looked into the facts, but for some reason, this surprises me.
Thanks in advance.
DBD –the things ya learn…
I think there is actually a formula to figure drop length that involves body weight and/or build that even calls for extra weights to be added if the condemned is too skinny.
Hanging is so rare these days very few can actually call themselves professionals I’m afraid.
And yes, popping off the head is _very_ unprofessional. No one wants to clean up the mess.
We could always have him dance the “Devil’s Hornpipe”. The condemned stands on the deck with the noose tight around hos neck. The rope is rove through a block on the mainyard. A cannon fires, and twenty men holding the other end of the rope run the length of the deck as the prisoner sails upward, and is left hanging until he stops twitching.
(Tom Clancy came up with a modern riff on this for dealing with pirates in “Clear and Present Danger”)
Zar Belk!
Then there is the muslim version of hanging that requires a white Toyota flat-bed truck (Nissan is also acceptable), a length or sturdy rope, a 16″ zip-tie, and a suitable overhang.
Place the guest of honor on the truck tailgate, gather the wrists behind the back and install the zip-tie, install the rope on the neck and the other end on the overhang and pull taught.
Now drive the truck away. The ensuing visuals are very likely to curb many evil thoughts that may linger in onlookers. I suggest that if these events were to start taking place here in the USA, the crime rate would drop substantially.
Thought Adam Shitfer brains liked lil boys.
Perverted bastard like his bud, Ed Buck,
That drugged and killed the black guy
We can only hope that the 50 intel heads, plus the other co-conspirators get the fid, a non-skid fid and a stay at the worst state institution. Never gonna happen. Dangit!
Woodchipper
feet first so you can watch the espression on his face
wearing wal-mart shoes just for the added insult
Meanwhile, in the frozen north, the liebrals bought themselves a majority by paying or threatening opposition MP’s to cross the floor, and today…
“…Cabinet will take majority control of all 26 Commons committees and no longer “play silly partisan games,” Government House Leader Steven MacKinnon said yesterday. The move effectively quashes all ethics investigations, subpoenas and questioning of reluctant witnesses: “That’s settled.”…”
and yesterday…
“…Chinese police are a law enforcement “partner” just like the FBI, the Mounties said yesterday. However details of a confidential partnership agreement with Beijing cannot be disclosed “without their permission,” said a Deputy Commissioner…”
The same chinese ‘police stations’ threatening to drag MP’s of chinese ancestry, no matter how far back, and/or their families, off to china for ‘re-education’ if they don’t cross to the liebrals…they even offered a bounty on at least one who was running as a Conservative.
I remember this song from the late 70s when I was a young teenager listening to the Dr. Demento Show on FM radio Sunday nights … and as such, I dedicate this song to today’s ’toon.
G’day!
https://youtu.be/XkB_CFi9row?si=0uytaFI9i9LdYFhT
The Dr is IN…I listened on the ‘skip’ from WKBW on the car radio in the driveway, I could never get it to come in on an indoor radio but it came in crystal clear on all of the cars we had.
I’m in favor of the noose being tied around a miscreant’s armpits- – – -dangled over a freeway overpass, and watching an 18 wheeler with a high trailer approaching from about a mile at 60 MPH.
If I had vote; there are two that for me is a toss-up. Pinochet Helicopter Tour or A long walk in the Everglades. Pythons, Alligators, Cougars, and all need to eat also. Besides, they will have some time and just might come to Jesus and save their souls.
My vote is the Everglades: Pythons, Alligators, Cougars.
To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.
-Josey Wales
I think Swalwell will be wearing orange sooner that Schiff.
And remember they’re both Democrats, under the protection of the Deep State. As the saying goes, you’re fine unless they find a dead girl or a live boy in your trunk.
In Swalwell’s case, the Dems were just waiting to cut him loose, so he’s lost their dome of protection.
One can only pray that he sings like a canary before stringing himself up in his cell…hopefully he’ll decide that he isn’t going down alone.