Minimal hogophobic population there, otherwise they could just steer them toward the appropriate buildings.
That’s the difference betwen kosher and ‘halal’, you don’t kill people and burn down their restaurants for not keeping Kosher, you just don’t eat there. Remember ‘islam’ means ‘submit’ aka “do what we tell you or die, infidels”
Hope that ham was tenderized enough to become a cluster munition and spray pulled pork for a good distance, preferably an airburst for maximum coverage, use enough of them and the whole country might become uninhabitable for the ultra-islamics.
Torah only says that swine are unacceptable to eat (except to save a life), you can’t profit from them, and to wash your hands and clothes after touching one. The islamists, as usual, took that to an entirely different level.
Perhaps we should go back to General Pershing’s approach and lace all our weapons with swine body parts, and let the Mullahs know, if the Americans kill you, you will face Allah without a soul!
They’d blame ‘tha jooos’for that, like everything else…load it into something you can hang on an A/C and I’ll load it..Torah says you can’t profit form swine, it doesn’t mention getting a good laugh out of one.
May 5, 2026 at 7:37 pm
Hotrod Lincoln
How many feral swine could someone fit into the stretched-out bomb bays of one of the 3-ship cells of the B-652D’s we launched off Okinawa every four hours 24/7 for a lot of years? As I recall, we could cram 34 750s into the bomb bay, and 24 500s on the wing pylons. Look out, Tehran- – – – – – -it’s raining pork!
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LMAO!! That’ll do it!
Like mother, like daughter…
Schweinshaxn incoming!
Needs some spatzle and spargle.
Nice to see the family’s traditions continue.
There is International Cooking and Fusion Cuisine.
Then there are international incidents in cooking involving fusion.
They’ve just become infected with the latest variant of the highly contagious “swine flew”
LOL!
Priceless !!!
Well, everything and everyone has a price, but that was worth the cost of asmission 🙂
And a mighty tip-o-the-hat, Chris. Absolutely, Maarrvelous… Thanbks!
Weaponizing feral hogs! WHAT A CONCEPT!
Zar Belk!
So many things to cringe about. Needed a good laugh. Thanks.
I often wonder what would happen if Sam’s deep fryer got together with Crankshaft’s barbeque brazier…
Add in Roger Fox’s BBQ grill, and you may have invented ”
The Planet Killer”!
Zar Belk!
Silly girls. First you cook the hocks in a pressure cooker, then dry them and then into the oil for about 20 minutes. Super crispy and tender.
But suborbital hypersonic ham … I think she’s outdone her mom’s turkey mortar.
Pigs In Space!
Hogs galore worldwide, glad they are on our side. https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/05/watch-south-korean-firefighters-struggle-control-aggressive-wild/
Minimal hogophobic population there, otherwise they could just steer them toward the appropriate buildings.
That’s the difference betwen kosher and ‘halal’, you don’t kill people and burn down their restaurants for not keeping Kosher, you just don’t eat there. Remember ‘islam’ means ‘submit’ aka “do what we tell you or die, infidels”
Sounds like Sam’s cooking talents are hereditary ….
Yes, RIcco… kaboom…
Hope that ham was tenderized enough to become a cluster munition and spray pulled pork for a good distance, preferably an airburst for maximum coverage, use enough of them and the whole country might become uninhabitable for the ultra-islamics.
Torah only says that swine are unacceptable to eat (except to save a life), you can’t profit from them, and to wash your hands and clothes after touching one. The islamists, as usual, took that to an entirely different level.
Perhaps we should go back to General Pershing’s approach and lace all our weapons with swine body parts, and let the Mullahs know, if the Americans kill you, you will face Allah without a soul!
https://mediaproxy.snopes.com/width/1200/https://media.snopes.com/2016/03/pershing.jpg
Zar Belk!
They’d blame ‘tha jooos’for that, like everything else…load it into something you can hang on an A/C and I’ll load it..Torah says you can’t profit form swine, it doesn’t mention getting a good laugh out of one.
How many feral swine could someone fit into the stretched-out bomb bays of one of the 3-ship cells of the B-652D’s we launched off Okinawa every four hours 24/7 for a lot of years? As I recall, we could cram 34 750s into the bomb bay, and 24 500s on the wing pylons. Look out, Tehran- – – – – – -it’s raining pork!
Fat fingered a key- – – – -B-52D’s!
Of course to go along with Pigs in Space you need nuke’em from orbit.
Posted this Magnum Opus to Baen’s Bar, politics lounge. Someone wants to name it after Dark Eagle, call it Dark Pig or Hog.
Simple. Razorback I said.
“Release the bacon hounds!”
https://appalachianrenegade.com/2026/04/27/release-the-bacon-hounds/