Milk Run.


  • January 6, 2020 at 12:06 am

    My choice of the way to go ain’t ice cream but it is in the picture, yum

    The Ass Man

    • January 6, 2020 at 12:12 am
      John M.

      “How did he die?”

      I sat on his face.”

      “No wonder he’s smiling!

    • January 6, 2020 at 3:41 pm
      Grunt GI

      That is some awesome cushin’ for the pushin’. I’m sure Zed could muster a Rebel Yell in the midnight hour to make her yell “More, more, more”.

  • January 6, 2020 at 12:13 am
    Too Tall


    Death by ice cream ranks up there with Javier programming the Terminator to deliver a “fate worse than death, “ the atomic wedgie.

    Hmm, I wonder if that last batch of invaders on the south 40 are still shuffling their way south walking on the waistbands of their underwear?

  • January 6, 2020 at 12:38 am

    Auntie Naomi needs to teach the girls how to defend themselves.

    • January 6, 2020 at 1:33 am

      I second that. Although I expect Zed and Sam have their training well in hand already. Start’em young… Both of my critters were in karate classes before they started elementary school.

      • January 6, 2020 at 11:30 am

        My oldest, that topped out at 5’2″, had her 6’4″ body-builder first husband terrified of her. She took karate the summer after the second grade. She became convinced she was a bada$$, and never lost that confidence. Most men were and are terrified by her.

  • January 6, 2020 at 2:35 am
    T Paul

    Well, they got it coming to them.

  • January 6, 2020 at 5:23 am

    So he bit his tongue and tried hard to capture his breath
    When she said “I waited all my life for just a Little Death”
    – Elvis Costello

    • January 6, 2020 at 1:54 pm

      Le petit mort or as it is known in English, orgasm.

  • January 6, 2020 at 4:07 pm

    Which is all pretty un-PC I guess. Which is to say, great!

    Some awards show last night, the likes of which I never watch, was hosted by a Brit dude Gervais. After seeing all the warnings and criticism of how shitty and nasty he was I did watch his monologue etc. that is all over the place but probably won’t be for long and he laid into most of those who have the power to bleep him or kill him.

    Whatever. Anyway, dude ripped PC and those boviating pretenders a new asshole and it was excellent. If you can find it it is Must See TV! Best part for me was this:

    “So if you do win an award tonight, don’t use it as a platform to make a political speech. You’re in no position to lecture the public about anything. You know nothing about the real world. Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg.”

  • January 6, 2020 at 5:11 pm

    Actually, until they have decent sized boobs, one piece bathing suits with shoulder straps located as shown above are a good idea (as opposed to bikinis). Here’s why…

    When I was a kid, a girl I knew hit the water feet first wearing a bikini. She hadn’t really hit puberty yet (the next year when she did, she got a Sam-like set of boobs), so her boobs were small. When she stood up, the parts of her top that should have covered her nipples were up at her collar bones, completely exposing her (she had the good sense to sit down in the water to provide some privacy while she re-adjusted her suit). This kind of accident is a result of her boobs being too small to keep the bottom strap of her bikini from popping over them. Even with bigger boobs, there are one-piece styles that can have “accidents”. When I was in my 20s, a small-busted woman I knew dove into the water while wearing a one piece suit, with the top edge being straight across from arm-pit to arm-pit, and a single spaghetti strap that looped around her neck and connected to the suit top in the middle. When she stood up, the top of her suit had been pushed down on the sides, completely exposing her breasts and nipples. But given the style of suit she had, I suspect that it wouldn’t matter how big her boobs were, it could do that.

    In both cases, the only person to see the exposure was me, but since I am a male, in both cases she was mildly embarrassed, to say the least.

    • January 6, 2020 at 8:58 pm
      Grunt GI

      But clearly Sam has more than enough to keep that bikini top up…sadly…or maybe after Skye takes the girls for ice cream, Zed can test the tensile strength of the ties holding that top up.

      • January 7, 2020 at 4:53 pm

        I was commenting on the two young girls wanting bikinis. But yeah, Sam’s bottom bikini stop isn’t going to pop over her boobs.

  • January 6, 2020 at 9:36 pm

    Excellent Steve, thank you.

    Any who haven’t should take the 8 minutes to watch the vid.

    I mean how often do you get to see the Perfect People of Hollowood get the straight poop splattered all over them by one of their own, on their own Special Night and on their own Special Network? They were not pleased. “Sbeautiful man.

    Can’t stand the smarmy dude.
    But that earned some R-E-S-P-E-C-T from me.

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