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  • August 18, 2015 at 8:19 pm

    That could lead to some interesting interactions at the club however….

    By which I mean celebrities and/or political figures with sprains and maybe a torn tendon.

  • August 18, 2015 at 8:29 pm
    Delilah T

    Skye put up Sis’s instead of her own?

    Eeewww! Tacky, tacky, Skye! Revenge is so last year. Is Skye gonna grow up or just wallow in it?

  • August 18, 2015 at 8:41 pm
    Grunt GI

    Well, on the one hand..Skye is correct, Sam’s tatas are real and spectacular. Although we could have a photo comparison just to be sure.

    On the other hand, Sam and/or Zed are not going to be happy and payback is a bitch. Kinda like Skye most of the time.

  • August 18, 2015 at 9:51 pm

    Can we please just kill her now?

    At least beat her with an axe until she begs to die??

  • August 18, 2015 at 10:09 pm

    This is why most young children’s toys are light, low-mass objects: so sisters can’t beat each other to death when given cause.

  • August 18, 2015 at 10:43 pm

    Just typical prog behavior; take and use for their own cheap, selfish wants.

    Even from their own sister, or mother, or nation. Parasitic vermin.

    • August 18, 2015 at 10:45 pm

      The art of the dole.

      • August 18, 2015 at 11:38 pm
        Kevin M


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  • August 18, 2015 at 10:49 pm

    It is grossly unfair for you to tell us about Sam’s topless photo and not show it to us. Bad Chris! Bad cartoonist!


    • August 19, 2015 at 7:35 pm

      I second that sentiment. 😀

  • August 18, 2015 at 11:04 pm

    I’m sure Sam could replace Skye’s pic with one of those Hillary bikini photo-blobs. Give Skye’s audience some regrets….

    Gonna go prowl through the archives for some good Sam moments – I may be a few weeks…..

  • August 19, 2015 at 12:10 am

    Revenge is a dish best served cold. Skye will get hers.

    • August 19, 2015 at 7:34 pm

      Nipple-y cold? 😉

  • August 19, 2015 at 12:23 am

    Huh. Skye has a not unreasonable pair herself.

    The problem is with the so-called mind that accompanies them.

    • August 19, 2015 at 3:40 pm

      Her hooters are okay. The cooter and the pooter however, I wouldn’t want to approach without hazmat gear, industrial disinfectant, and some good strong deodorizer. Maybe a barf bag. No telling what that girl’s been into, and what’s been into her.

  • August 19, 2015 at 12:59 am

    Sorta in keeping with “from each according to their ability (or endowment) to each according to their need”, isn’t it?

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    • August 19, 2015 at 10:37 am

      But what about OUR needs?

  • August 19, 2015 at 2:01 am

    Her own pleasure trumps her family’s rights.

    Sounds like members of my family. Disappointing. And damaging. And just plain wrong. How progressive. They can do anything they want. Reality has nothing to do with it. reality will be force shaped to their desire and pursuit of pleasure, and their feelings.

  • August 19, 2015 at 2:45 am
    Lucius Severus Pertinax

    Redhead Eruption in three…. two… one…

  • August 19, 2015 at 5:39 am
    Bill G

    “Deal”…a standard liberal response to someone finding out about their cheat.

  • August 19, 2015 at 6:38 am

    Classic Bait and Switch.

    • August 19, 2015 at 9:04 am
      Pecan Scandi

      “Back home we call that bait.” Jumbo, even.

      • August 19, 2015 at 11:05 am

        Skye needs the switch.

  • August 19, 2015 at 6:44 am

    Interesting. So the Brat is that insecure about herself or that envious of her older Sis. Maybe both apply.

    • August 19, 2015 at 8:59 am

      There’s “sexy” and then there’s “skanky”. I suspect Skye has finally figured out where she falls on the spectrum.

      It could have been worse for her. She could have posted a picture of Naomi, and inside of five minutes after Naomi found out Skye would be getting forcibly acquainted with the utility of an armadillo as a “medical implement”.



      • August 19, 2015 at 9:05 am
        B Woodman

        Don’t f**k with a chef (Naomi) in her own kitchen. She knows where the knives are hidden and the bodies can be buried.

      • August 19, 2015 at 12:34 pm

        Or consumed, ask Big George.

      • August 19, 2015 at 2:20 pm
        John M

        “Fried Green Tomatoes?”

  • August 19, 2015 at 9:06 am
    B Woodman

    Yeah, Skye, you’re “yuge” alright. A yuge disappointment.

  • August 19, 2015 at 9:21 am
    Unca Walt

    It is incredible how I reacted to this denouement. (And how others reacted, too.)

    That pure creature, Sam, got soiled by a beautiful pig.

  • August 19, 2015 at 9:23 am
    Unca Walt

    — And what I meant to say before fastfinger struck:

    What a GREAT piece of art! Kudos, Chris. Your characters are alive and cared about.

    • August 19, 2015 at 9:29 am
      Chris Muir

      The characters talk to me, I present them, but I’d say more than half their Life comes from readers.

      • August 19, 2015 at 7:41 pm

        On that note… it is now the dog days of deep summer in TX right now. Perfect time for another dip in the pond… if yah know what I’m sayin’. 😉

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  • August 19, 2015 at 1:46 pm
    B Woodman

    Way past time to deliver an unexpected throat punch. Won’t kill, Skye will eventually recover (maybe not her voice for a LOOOOONG time), but she MIGHT learn a lesson on CONSEQUENCES.

  • August 19, 2015 at 2:52 pm
    Unca Walt

    She might have trouble from one of the “respondents”. Mebbe the sheriff will haveta step in.

    …And straighten the painted one out a tad.

  • August 19, 2015 at 3:53 pm
    Bob in Houston

    Dare I hope for a catfight?

  • August 19, 2015 at 5:41 pm
    Tiger Tomcat

    Can y’all dead baby sister walking. The last time Sam and Skye went at it, Skye ended up face first in a mud pit, and the only that saved her from getting a broken nose was their mom stopped Sam.

  • August 19, 2015 at 6:24 pm

    Ack, wonder what Momma is going to say or do if she finds out.
    I’d like to be a fly on the wall for that conversation.
    You think she’d choose a belt, wooden spoon or a fresh cut switch to get the don’t do that again message across to her youngest?

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