Note for future reference…….Endowments of those proportions would absolutely NOT ‘hang’ with the classic “teardrop” shape of beautiful, bountiful, boobage in water……and particularly in salt water!! They would either attain a neutral buoyancy and take on the shape of healthy hemispheres with perkies at their apex, or possibly acquire a very slight upward tilt.
Don’t ask me how I know this, just be assured that I DO!!! ;-p
Ever wonder how those stay stuck on while they swim ?
They should really be starfish up top, on a starfish, the mouth is in the middle of the body while a clam on the other hand has a long flexible ‘foot’ more suitable for other uses. Look up geoduck (aka gooey duck) sometime 😉
Question of great pertinence…how low exactly is the back portion of Mari’s fish suit? It appears from this angle that with her assuming this position that there is room to take care of bidness even with it on. What a wild ride if she takes a dive eh? Yeehaw, go fishy go!
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What’s up with the seashells?
to be revealed
That’s why we WANT that 4th panel!
Zar Belk!
Note for future reference…….Endowments of those proportions would absolutely NOT ‘hang’ with the classic “teardrop” shape of beautiful, bountiful, boobage in water……and particularly in salt water!! They would either attain a neutral buoyancy and take on the shape of healthy hemispheres with perkies at their apex, or possibly acquire a very slight upward tilt.
Don’t ask me how I know this, just be assured that I DO!!! ;-p
Life preservers as inspired by Mae West.
I’ve never understood the attraction of mermaids. It’s perpetually getting stuck at second base.
I’ve never understood the attraction of mermaids.
It’s perpetually getting stuck at second base.
Well, so long as we’re on the topic, it’s probably appropriate to let Ol’ Bobby Bare weigh in on the topic of mermaids:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp3selh8C68&list=RDkp3selh8C68&start_radio=1
Benny Hill sang of “Unlucky Luke”,
“If they sawed a woman in half, he’d get the part that talks.”
Oh, my……a refried Bolshevik in our midst. How deeply frightening……NOT!
Oh look, the last of the ‘USAID’ cheques are out.
A wise man once said: “Don’t like it ? fuck off then…quietly”
Ever wonder how those stay stuck on while they swim ?
They should really be starfish up top, on a starfish, the mouth is in the middle of the body while a clam on the other hand has a long flexible ‘foot’ more suitable for other uses. Look up geoduck (aka gooey duck) sometime 😉
Question of great pertinence…how low exactly is the back portion of Mari’s fish suit? It appears from this angle that with her assuming this position that there is room to take care of bidness even with it on. What a wild ride if she takes a dive eh? Yeehaw, go fishy go!
4th panel or 4th wall? /asking for science and Wade Wilson.
4th wall, dammit 😉