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  • October 23, 2022 at 12:07 am
    epador

    BLORP Indeed!

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  • October 23, 2022 at 12:11 am
    Argentium G. Tiger

    And shepherds we shall be.
    For Thee, my Lord, for Thee.
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand.
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.

    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee.
    And Teeming with souls shall it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, et Fili, et Spiritus Sancti.

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  • October 23, 2022 at 12:14 am
    Fox2!

    Suppressed, yet. No muss, no fuss.

    Absolutely no situational awareness.

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  • October 23, 2022 at 12:17 am
    John+M.

    Has our friendly FibBIe lost his situational awareness? Zed’s standing right there behind him…

    …or is that Jeff after another BLORP!

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  • October 23, 2022 at 12:18 am
    Rich

    Time to go to the train station

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  • October 23, 2022 at 12:26 am
    Mike-SMO

    A minor point. This guy asked about the fake ID. He is just a field hireling. He will not be missed or acknowledged. A cutout, if you will. A very dangerous profession. No future with the company.

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  • October 23, 2022 at 12:32 am
    Buck

    And his number is – up.

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  • October 23, 2022 at 12:38 am
    Pamela

    He needs to be questioned by an expert until nothing is left.

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  • October 23, 2022 at 12:42 am
    Kafiroon

    The silencer and then pressed up to the kidneys will cut out anyone hearing the shot.

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    • October 23, 2022 at 1:40 am
      Brodder

      It’s Texas. Out in country you hear shooting all the time. Be situational aware . Like is it hunting season or in town/suburbs?
      I’m hoping he ends up on video confessing or Jeff does it after he’s put down an outhouse hole that is used by folks eating atan all you can eat buffet.
      Perhaps an Endless Chili Bowl diner? (Did that when at Ft Polk. Drove to Texas for chili fest at diner across border. Green chili venison was the bomb. 4 hrs later it was trying to egress on its own terms.
      Might have been the 33 carnitas I ate there too. Goat, venison, beef, and local boar. The pork belly was a bit gamey so I think that was the cause.
      Next day systems cleared I showed my squad what real Mexican food was. Found a store bought the stuff and small corner store with party outside for 4rth. Asked if we could join and also donate meat and veggies to cause.
      30 minutes later we were all being introduced via chaperones to the single girls from 16 to 20 something.
      Two of the guys in squad ended up marrying two of the girls a year later.
      It was the food they said.
      Food was better than that diner for sure. Treated better too.
      That first day we got intimate with every outhouse on the routes we took looking for festivals and food that 4rth weekend.
      No one wanted to risk falling in or the spiders.
      We learned to smoke the outhouse first. Hard to run and swat spiders off yah with pant around ankles, I tell you.
      We also learned that lime got rid of stink as well as problems that might affect locals. Two legged kind. We got reminded of that often.
      Coyotes tended to avoid small towns like that.
      Kinda like the desert. an outhouse keeps its secrets mostly because no on really want to look.
      Missing folks though especially children will get local sheriff to probe any in search area though, right off bat.
      This all learned/ heard second hand though.
      Locals all have tales to tell, buyer beware. But there’s wisdom in them stories.

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    • October 23, 2022 at 9:03 am
      Earth Pig

      Good information.

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  • October 23, 2022 at 12:47 am
    JohninMd.(HELP!)

    Pamela is correct. …and Zed has Naomi on speed-dial. Unless he just goes for the compost option…. where’s Baldy’s henchmen, tied up with Jeff?

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  • October 23, 2022 at 1:06 am
    Argentium G. Tiger

    Chris: Did my previous comment (the prayer from “Boondock Saints”) not pass muster? It’s either stuck in moderation or got zapped.

    That was just my way of saying: It’s nice to see Zed making use of his skills again.

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  • October 23, 2022 at 1:20 am
    President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

    Zed knows and follows The Four Esses:
    Suppress
    Shoot
    Shovel
    Shut Up

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    • October 23, 2022 at 1:41 am
      Brodder

      Add in “toss in three scoops of lime,” too.

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  • October 23, 2022 at 2:01 am
    Mike-SMO

    Remember to clear and/or destroy that phone. No point giving the second wave ideas.

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  • October 23, 2022 at 2:10 am
    Bren

    Even the shades look angry.

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  • October 23, 2022 at 4:26 am
    Too Tall

    Jo has been busy and productive. Obviously did not have time to get dressed.

    Using the AG ‘s office is a perfect cover since senior members of this Administration show up for work less than 30% of the time and are out to lunch anyway.

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  • October 23, 2022 at 7:26 am
    OBidenNation Soul Threatening MEGAMAGARAMA-PaulS

    Seems like the comic rendering ’blorped’ a bit also. Intentional? 😉

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    • October 23, 2022 at 7:32 am
      Chris Muir

      Late night.;)

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  • October 23, 2022 at 8:33 am
    Rick Happ

    Getting hard to keep up! Who’s the bald guy in the last 2 frames? Perhaps time to add to the “About” page?

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    • October 23, 2022 at 9:01 pm
      Chris Muir

      He’s an old baddie from years ago when the girls were little.

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      • October 23, 2022 at 10:38 pm
        Pamela

        How come he’s still alive and not in some Middle East prison as the local bitch

  • October 23, 2022 at 9:10 am
    Charlie Foxtrot

    Hmm, the Feeb has been keeping his right hand in his jacket a lot.

    Mayhaps, a Chekhoving?

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  • October 23, 2022 at 10:42 am
    Kyle Kiernan

    Zed’s appearance seems a bit Wickian.

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  • October 23, 2022 at 11:22 am
    ULTRA-MAGA TOP DAWG JTC

    Director Garland?

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    • October 23, 2022 at 8:50 pm
      ULTRA-MAGA TOP DAWG JTC

      Because in spite of that word bubble and the desk plaque saying so, I can’t see where the AG gets the “director” label that the fibbie dip does…It is “Director Wray” (laughable) but, no “Director” or “Dir” for Merrick, or am I missing something or just ignernt? Y’all help a redneck out!

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  • October 23, 2022 at 11:39 am
    ULTRA-MAGA TOP DAWG JTC
  • October 23, 2022 at 12:02 pm
    Oldarmourer

    I assume that’s a ‘burner’ phone in Zed’s hand, bought with cash at a ‘no-security-cameras’ store ? Although the soon to be sub-surface scum knowing the number implies it’s been used more than once.
    The cell tower they’re both using for service will of course have logged both of the phones’ locations and details of who they belong to and their movements, the same as the gov’t here did to millions of people for ‘covid’ purposes, and unless there’s absolutely nothing else on them except the phone program, their life history through all the other files. We’d expect as much from wormbait there but Zed should be too much of a professional to be using a number that can be matched with him, even remotely.

    Getting even a phone without being recorded on a dozen different cameras is pretty much impossible now, even in disguise and parking blocks away you’d be caught on video approaching the store, entering and leaving and the store that sold the phone would be a matter of record from the manufacturer’s sales records.
    Now, if one of the T-series were to assume the form of the bushhog fighting Sam for her council seat and go buy a phone, or have it mail ordered to her address and ‘porch pirated’….

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    • October 23, 2022 at 1:57 pm
      Brodder

      Sim cards can be swapped easily. Sure phone ID itself can be pinged with right tools and authorization codes, but swapping Sim resets data to saved on that memory chip. Which can be given its own history.
      The other data can be altered and stored in call data cache. Bypasses actual hard-coded data and send other file instead.
      But even this is at least logged as a flag in hardware.
      Data incongruity detected. Means they can’t trust what’s sent, so all data can be suspect.
      This was used in court twice when lawyers asked fbi expert about data.
      “So, you gents have had this phone since? And what are to timestamps on this evidence your testifying on to convict my client?”
      DA dropped case immediately lest it call into question other cases where phones and tablets were in custody, but had altered hard data.
      Even Sim cards weren’t the original ones.
      Feds will do anything to control narrative and evidence, until caught.

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      • October 23, 2022 at 2:04 pm
        Brodder

        There’s a great white knight hacker story on this and Vegas DA collusion back in mid 90s I believe. (Since AOL was referred to in story).
        The images provided had geostationary info showing fbi created, the computer, and dates times etc.
        They argued it was because they had copied it from phone.
        Phones didn’t have that resolution yet, for one. Second unless edited altered and saved data doesn’t change.
        I’m sure feds have since learned from the hackers they’ve hired how to fix these things. Or fake or suppress it.
        Especially with CIs who can legally destroy evidence it seems.

    • October 24, 2022 at 5:46 am
      Bren

      Guy vanishes from the face of the earth and they know Zed did it. What’re they gonna do, send some undercovers to kidnap his daughters? They can’t acknowledge this bunch were even sent, so if they disappear, they’re just gone. That’s how cutouts work. The ones who sent them will know from the phone records what happened, and that will send a message of its own.

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  • October 23, 2022 at 2:30 pm
    Joseph Meyer

    * his and his team’s jackets

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