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  • October 19, 2014 at 12:11 am

    The WaPo is under new management since Bezos bought it. There is no reason given his history of political activity, and some ethical concerns with his corporate history, to expect any good to come of that. Still there have been some signs of people committing journalism recently at the Washington Post that must be disturbing to the Democrats.

    • October 19, 2014 at 1:03 am
      Morgan Michaels

      The Washington Post has always been delivered by drones.

      • October 20, 2014 at 12:36 pm
        Doug Dean

        Makes sense – it’s always been authored by them.

  • October 19, 2014 at 1:39 am

    There can be no question this is intentional. None.

  • October 19, 2014 at 1:42 am

    The dog that didn’t bark…because Obama ate him??

    • October 19, 2014 at 2:22 am
      Chris Muir


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  • October 19, 2014 at 3:54 am
    Jason Thorn

    Wow. I guess we really have to be worried. I’d better stock up on masks. I should track the Ebola epidemic raging through America!

    Let’s see…how many people have died? Zero? Okay, but the number of cases…

    Three? All right, but the number of cities…oh, it’s only Dallas right now.

    Guess I have a little time to get ready. Right now, the odds are higher that the flu might kill me rather than Ebola.

    • October 19, 2014 at 8:45 am

      Another rule in the obomanaut play book is, “Don’t need a real body count to have a “crisis” to”manage”. Just say one.”

    • October 19, 2014 at 2:13 pm
      Darth McLeod

      May I point out how fast cases in the US went from 1 to 3?

      At the moment Obama is only exposing the US to unnecessary and unwise risk.

      But there are 4,000 US soldiers in the middle of the it. The only question is how many get ebola, not if.

      This has CF written all over it.

    • October 20, 2014 at 1:05 am

      Um, Jason, didn’t you hear? The first patient in Dallas died days ago.

  • October 19, 2014 at 5:15 am
    Bill G

    Jason, you can get a flu shot. An ebola vaccination? Nah, the FDA is doing it’s usual slow jam of any advances there.
    Death and Taxes? Oh, yeah, favorites of the left. It’s elementary.

    • October 19, 2014 at 10:56 am

      Jason is also forgetting that the majority of folks survive getting the flu, evenif they didn’t have the vaccination. Ebola? Not so much.

      • October 19, 2014 at 12:21 pm

        The combination of influenza and pneumonia kill about 60,000 a year in the USA (although it is true that most who get either do survive; I used to get one or the other annually; since I started getting vaccinated for both, I’ve had neither in four decades.)

  • October 19, 2014 at 7:46 am

    Is Jason really Juan Williams or Bob Beckel? SQUIRREL!!

    Actually, Chris forgot that the WH Press Feeder said our new Ebola Czar might not even start for 5-6 months.

  • October 19, 2014 at 7:49 am

    What does the Tweet say? I can’t get resolution on it & suspect it is at the heart of the ‘toon.

    • October 19, 2014 at 11:06 am
      Chris Muir

      sorry ’bout that-says @The WashingtonPost and the NYT:Thanks for not barking’.

      • October 20, 2014 at 8:02 am

        Really good strip, Sir!

  • October 19, 2014 at 8:26 am
    rain of lead

    let’s not forget enterovirus 68 a disease that has been very rare in the us
    until just a few months ago,when president obola allowed thousands
    of illiterate disease infested central american peasants into this country and seeded them in all 50 states now there are hundreds of cases

  • October 19, 2014 at 8:28 am

    I guess JT forgot about the poor guy that died in Texas a couple weeks ago, but he wasn’t a citizen, so to JT, he doesn’t count.

    Good job there, bud. You hit all of Barry Golfsalot’s talking points, just like a good liberal drone should. Your bonus will be included on your next month’s EBT card.

  • October 19, 2014 at 8:46 am
    rain of lead

    oh yeah, prez obola just exec ordered 100,000 haitians to be allowed in
    like right now
    I wonder what sort of nasty viruses are rampant in haiti right now

  • October 19, 2014 at 9:49 am
    Barbara Skolaut

    Yee-OUCH, Chris! Good one. ;-p

    (But aren’t they all.)

  • October 19, 2014 at 10:03 am
    Daniel O'Brien

    Hmmm, Ebama is so competently incompetent at his job that it seems all these bad decisions are on purpose!

  • October 19, 2014 at 10:19 am

    One mistake.
    DHS does NOT issue visas to ENTER the U.S. The State Department does. The rule you refer to is a rule offering RELIEF (Temporary Protected Status) to aliens who are ALREADY HERE AS OF THE DATE OF THE RULE (i.e., August) to avoid deportation of HEALTHY aliens who are NO RISK TO ANYONE back to a plague zone.

    • October 19, 2014 at 11:57 pm
      Gordon Shurtleff

      RIGHT ON, Old1811!

  • October 19, 2014 at 2:41 pm

    If we want to stop Ebola in its tracks, just start spreading the rumour that it is rampant on American golf courses. Obama will take steps in seconds….

  • October 19, 2014 at 2:42 pm

    E-mail delivery is vastly improved. The daily horizontal strips display correctly, but the large vertical weekend strips are back to postage stamp size and are unreadable.
    BTW, the dirt on Dem misuse of CDC funding is brilliant! Thank you.

  • October 19, 2014 at 2:46 pm
    Buz Ozburn

    Dead On AGAIN…. thanks Chris. Wonder how much it would cost to get a full page in the WaPo with this strip on it? I can hear the heads exploding inside the beltway down here in Central Texas!!! LOL

  • October 19, 2014 at 5:50 pm

    Very good and quite true.

  • October 19, 2014 at 6:02 pm

    So, OK, where do we get that “Death & Taxes” poster ??

    THAT needs to be prominently displayed around the InnerTubez .

  • October 19, 2014 at 8:54 pm

    I don’t mind clicking on the strip icon in the email and being routed here; good to see all of the Faithful, makes me feel less alone here Inside the Accursed Beltway.

    Chris is good tonight, in’nt he?

  • October 19, 2014 at 9:26 pm

    I hazard to think how many Obola Mary’s are out there infected but not symptomatic.
    If he thinks he will bring this Nation to her knees in blind obedience, think again, we are already there in prayer.

  • October 19, 2014 at 9:43 pm

    President Ebola got elected huh? Wonder who the GOP ran against him. Probably Mitt Romney again? More proof Republicans couldn’t possibly win another presidential election.

  • October 19, 2014 at 11:56 pm

    That house — it looks just like a fortified house in South Africa that was all over the Internet a couple of years ago. They’re building those in Argentina now?

  • October 20, 2014 at 12:49 am

    Excuse me; I looked it up. The house is in Poland, although the B.S. that got passed around in e-mails said it was in South Africa.
    Anyway, maybe it would be a good fit for Argentina too.

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