Chance the Gardener.


  • October 27, 2019 at 12:07 am
    Grunt GI

    Woot…looks like the US Military just sent Baghdadi straight to hell…

    Another great day to be an American..

    Maybe we should have some patriotic pinups to celebrate…

    • October 27, 2019 at 12:20 am
      John M.

      “Patriotic pinups” sounds good…

      Is this going to be another bin Ladin, where no one sees the body before the funeral-at-sea?

      • October 27, 2019 at 11:10 am
        Grunt GI

        Yea. Like Naked Sam with a lovely M-4 or Naked Naomi with a cool M-249 SAW.

    • October 27, 2019 at 12:41 am

      Finally!! Good riddance, Baghdadi… With his departure, the world is a better place.

      • October 27, 2019 at 9:38 pm
        Ol' Country Boy

        Richard Rogers said it most appropriately from Oklahoma!
        Poor Baghdadi is daid, poor baghdadi is daid!
        The daisies in the dell will give out a different smell,
        because poor Baghdadi is underneath the ground.

    • October 27, 2019 at 1:56 am

      Who was it that let him slide years ago when they had the chance to kill his snake azz?
      All he did was cause trouble ever since.
      Is that worth a flaming skull or just cowbell?

  • October 27, 2019 at 12:17 am
    John M.

    “I got nothing” – then maybe it’s time for “The People” to re-shuffle the deck… the Democrat House has been eating “nothing-burgers” all year!

  • October 27, 2019 at 1:38 am
    • October 27, 2019 at 11:40 am

      High Five!

      On to the next Tango…foreign or domestic.

  • October 27, 2019 at 3:15 am

    I think POTUS should erect a guillotine in the Rose Garden. Nothin’ serious, just a little reminder of what the bottom feeders have to look forward to when the bell starts tolling……..

    • October 27, 2019 at 7:48 am

      “Marry the Widow”

      Zar Belk!

    • October 27, 2019 at 9:23 am
      Toxic Deplorable Racist B Woodman

      Nah. A multiple noose hanging platform. Six-eight ropes and trapdoors. Call it “The Big Government Spinal Realignment Kit. No waiting necessary”

    • October 27, 2019 at 10:58 am

      Well it is Halloween this week…seem appropriate

    • October 27, 2019 at 11:51 am

      That will kill all the Roses, Trees and plants, and create a Toxic Waste Dump which will last a Thousand Years. Do it some where else.
      Pick a place that is appropriate for such a venture.

      • October 27, 2019 at 11:02 pm

        Yucca Flats?

      • October 27, 2019 at 11:45 pm

        Mena, Arkansas

      • October 28, 2019 at 3:47 am
        Too Tall


  • October 27, 2019 at 4:01 am
    Bill G

    What space cadet Spliff has is a smoke screen; his whole routine is to have a full set of charges in place to wave around and claim the actual charges are just to distract from his fakes.

    • October 27, 2019 at 6:33 am

      If only he has a full set of charges ready like Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi reportedly did. Schiffy like explosive revelations.

  • October 27, 2019 at 5:58 am

    5..4..3..2..1… we will now be informed by the Dimmy-controlled “free press” why killing ISIS leaders is an impeachable offence and unAmerican foreign policy. Investigations into LiterallyHitler’s potentially criminal motives will commence by noon.

  • October 27, 2019 at 6:48 am

    When progressives proclaim “issues” and propose “solutions”, “Kill all non-progressives” is always in there somewhere.

    Usually in the fine print, until recently. Now it’s in the titles.

    clear ether


  • October 27, 2019 at 8:22 am

    Someone kick out that card game and turn it into Crazy Hates®, with proceeds to Chris to fund the DBD operation. Stocking stuffers; think of the welcome respite from relatives around the table playing ‘Uno®’

    • October 27, 2019 at 8:19 pm

      See my suggestion further down…

  • October 27, 2019 at 9:12 am
    Toxic Deplorable Racist B Woodman

    “Schiff! What left cards can we still play?”
    There. Fixed it for ya. Yer welcome.

  • October 27, 2019 at 10:00 am

    “I’ve dealt with some people who aren’t very intelligent.”
    Highlight of the WH presser so far.

    Oh, and he didn’t notify Speaker Pelosi beforehand because he didn’t want leaks. Yup, that’s a good one too. Got aloe?

    • October 27, 2019 at 11:08 am
      Grunt GI

      That was my favorite part. Bitch slapping Nancy and all her little bitches like Schmidt-for-brains.

      • October 27, 2019 at 8:03 pm

        “The House must be briefed on this raid, which the Russians but not top Congressional Leadership were notified of in advance,” Pelosi said.

        Saw this not denied but hilariously explained thusly…

        “That’s because the helicopter’s weren’t flying through Pelosi/Schiff-controlled airspace where they would have been shot down by Democratic party SAMS if proper deconfliction protocols hadn’t been followed, you numbskull.”

  • October 27, 2019 at 10:16 am

    I thought Califukya ok’d serving road kill in restaurants.

  • October 27, 2019 at 11:16 am

    WTF? Enemy sighted, open fire.

    “Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, austere religious scholar at helm of Islamic State, dies at 48”

    • October 27, 2019 at 11:34 am
      Grunt GI

      WT actual F?
      Those commie bastards almost sound sympathetic???

      Geez, its a wonder they didn’t ask for donation to Omar’s Congressional campaign in lieu of flowers..

      I seriously want Trump to win in 2020 just to watch their damn heads explode…that’s it…just that..

    • October 27, 2019 at 7:22 pm

      He forfeited his soul a long time ago. He is now the plaything of Demon Spawn in the lowest levels of Hell and Damnation.

  • October 27, 2019 at 11:46 am

    What’s wrong with eating road kill?
    We’re not talking about depriving crows from 3 day old flattened squirrels here!
    That 800 pound buck that just erased the front end of your pick up is…fair game

    • October 27, 2019 at 11:55 am

      Venison roast wrapped in bacon. mmmmm

      • October 27, 2019 at 12:02 pm

        Anything wrapped in bacon. Bacon wrapped baked apples served on vanilla ice cream.

    • October 27, 2019 at 1:11 pm

      Well in Florida where a whitetail struggles to get to triple digit weight it’s sometimes it’s hard to tell if it was a deer or a squirrel.

      Bright side, they usually don’t take out the windshield or your head, plus you can put them in your pocket to take home and dress so you don’t have to do your butchering on the side of the road. And one or two strips of bacon wraps around the whole thing.

      But with temps this week at 88 I won’t be eating any of them anyway; I haven’t hunted in years and I just don’t trust them being dressed and handled properly in that heat.

      So yeah, the crows (mostly buzzards around here) get plenty of venison, they are not too fussy about the carcass laying on the roadside for a day or three. Same with the wild pigs, they bloat up in the heat bigger than the deer, sometimes taken out by a truck a whole passel at a time, and make a great holiday feast for the clean-up crew. I guess I could ship some out to Cali if they want.

    • October 27, 2019 at 2:59 pm

      Not only is it fair game, it was dearly bought. If it destroyed the front of your car you won’t have money for food for a while.

  • October 27, 2019 at 12:40 pm

    “I got nothin'”.

    Bull, Schitt-for-brains, you got plenty because you are full of it.

    Let them have that trademarked game of crazy hate to themselves, blank cards wherein like Schitt for brains has done before, just fill in your own lies, of which he has plenty. Until he makes his last play and the Trump card gets played. The argument could be made that we played ours when we hired him. We’ll see how it all plays out in the final hand.

    • October 27, 2019 at 3:58 pm

      — “I got nothin’”. —

      Schiff’s complete and total defense in criminal court , or military tribunal, against the crimes that he has committed.

  • October 27, 2019 at 2:19 pm

    There is more substance in a whispered memory in the night than in any of the crap that lot is trying to deal.

    • October 28, 2019 at 3:55 am
      Too Tall

      Ahh, our resident redhead poet delivers truth, distilled to cask strength.

  • October 27, 2019 at 2:28 pm
    Alaska Paul

    I had a few road killed deer in my college days as pennies became scarce. Had to watch out for ticks, though.

  • October 27, 2019 at 4:14 pm

    Swallowwell and Piglosi are kvetching about not being notified about the raid beforehand.

    • October 27, 2019 at 5:25 pm

      Might just as well call Baghdedi a.knd tell him you have him in your sights as tell them

  • October 27, 2019 at 7:20 pm

    Oh Dear. President Trump sent a World Wide message that the Democrats and their Leadership, et al CAN NOT BE TRUSTED to keep their mouths and every other orifice shut.

  • October 27, 2019 at 8:17 pm

    I have a great gift idea for Mari and Kiko:

    I didn’t say Christmas gift, unfortunately, because it won’t be shipping until January. But I guess you could still gift it as a “preorder!”

    • October 28, 2019 at 3:52 am
      Too Tall

      A great Epiphany gift, in more ways than one.

      Besides, according to their wives, the Wise Men were late because they got lost and wouldn’t stop to ask for directions.

      • October 28, 2019 at 4:52 pm

        Moses had the dumbest excuse for being late of any husband. “I was talking to a Bush.”


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