Backup, Slowly.


  • September 9, 2015 at 9:06 pm

    She still needs a lot of bug fixes.

    • September 10, 2015 at 10:32 am

      To Democrats, those are not bugs, but features.

      Corruption is fine with them, as long as their power and control are increased. The ends justify the means in the craven heart.

    • September 10, 2015 at 8:14 pm

      Bubba probably buggered her enough when nothing else was handy. Plus, didn’t have to look at her face.

  • September 9, 2015 at 9:36 pm
    Grunt GI

    Those aren’t bugs, they’re features.

    And I have to say, from an engineering POV, how does that top stay on?

    There seems to be a lot of pulling tension on those magnetic pasties.

    • September 10, 2015 at 8:39 am
      Gus Bailey

      Apparently, Chris thinks the gravity in Texas is as bad as in Florida. But that’s okay.

      Hey, those are the major space industry states…

  • September 9, 2015 at 10:37 pm

    You have to tear its skull open to turn that on

    The temptation to insert 5 kilos of C4 instead then detonate would be too hard to resist

    • September 10, 2015 at 10:34 am

      Willie Peter grenade

      • September 10, 2015 at 4:40 pm
        John Greer

        Do it right.
        Use thermite.

  • September 10, 2015 at 12:03 am

    Old, slow software running on old, worn hardware.

    Terminator will be terminated.

    • September 10, 2015 at 10:36 am

      Old model Disney animatronic. Newer version such as Al Gore is more advanced — still a stiff.

  • September 10, 2015 at 1:02 am

    Just four words for the Hiilinator : “Quick, Henry, the Flit ! Followed by the insertion of a red-hot poker into each ear canal until they meet in the middle of the CPU. “You’re terminated, MoFo !”……………….

    • September 10, 2015 at 9:37 am
      B Woodman

      Shades of Dr Seuss! I have an book that reprinted a lot of the old Dr Seuss cartoons riffing on the original Flit ads.

  • September 10, 2015 at 2:16 am

    You want interesting? (in the Chinese sense) How about a Republican House and Senate with Hillary as President??!!

    • September 10, 2015 at 5:35 am

      As currently constituted with RINOators in place in the two top positions and scatted throughout, what difference would it make then?

      Change RINOs out for new TEA and conservatives.

      • September 10, 2015 at 1:59 pm
        Cliff H

        The Democrats are HOPEless
        The Republicans are feckless
        The TEA Party gives a feck

  • September 10, 2015 at 3:45 am

    Unplug. Degauss. Reclaim metals.

    Plastics to be used in septic tank construction = poetic justice.

  • September 10, 2015 at 3:58 am
    Harry Markowitz

    How do I get on your mailing list. Why haven’t I heard of you before. I read the editorials of the WSJ and get the Weekly Standard. You are lot better than Mallard whats-his-name. HMM

    • September 10, 2015 at 1:22 pm
      Chris Muir

      There’s a ‘Subscribe’ button, top left!:)

  • September 10, 2015 at 5:04 am
    Bill G

    Ayup, but this model was not performing as expected. The replacement unit, Designation: Obola, is performing up to spec and is creating the desired level of destruction.

  • September 10, 2015 at 6:43 am

    Sorry, but any computer that badly programmed would DSA itself at every bootup.

    What you’ve got is a primitive lifeform that is governed by its brain’s R-complex. It doesn’t plan, it doesn’t anticipate, and when pressed, it reacts violently and irrationally.

    It is also inherently devious, like any second-tier ambush predator.

    Lazy, too. Hence the sense of entitlement.

    Its sycophants think it’s a lion. It’s really closer to a Komodo dragon.

    As for The One…

    Weasel. Definitely weasel.



    • September 10, 2015 at 7:04 am

      Weasel! You’re way too kind, more like a tapeworm.

    • September 10, 2015 at 6:28 pm
      Pete in NC

      Hey, weasels help keep the rat population in check, serving a useful purpose. In contrast…

  • September 10, 2015 at 7:45 am
    Alex J

    More like The Borg than Terminator. The Clinton Crime Organization will assimilate you!

    • September 10, 2015 at 9:40 am
      B Woodman

      Nah, the CCO will more likely assassinate than assimilate. Think Foster.
      I still think Shrillery is an early v.0 Terminator, pre-Skynet.

  • September 10, 2015 at 9:50 am
    Spind Drift

    Yup, Cankles is the new Borg Queen not a Terminator. Her lack of real empathy and humanistic emotion is typical sociopathic behavior of an entity that wants to take over all free thought and identity. “It takes a Village” should have been our first clue. Vince Foster is now Zero of Three, Sub-tend Arc Unimatrix Alpha Nine.

    I think its time to take the safeties off and look for some new Data.

    Spin Drift
    Resistance is not Futile

    • September 10, 2015 at 11:52 am

      My guess is that she is on some serious drugs, at least when appearing in public. Maybe large doses of Prozac + Xanax?

  • September 10, 2015 at 10:40 am

    The Borg queen thought she looked good. Canales denies reality, as well.

    • September 10, 2015 at 10:40 am

      Sorry. Cankles.

  • September 10, 2015 at 12:47 pm

    Good gravy she is ugly.

  • September 10, 2015 at 1:54 pm

    Another vote for Borg, or perhaps a Borginator?

  • September 10, 2015 at 6:36 pm

    Where’s a Scrapmaster D when you need one…

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