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  • April 27, 2017 at 8:52 pm
    formwiz

    Mom will knock her into line.

    • April 27, 2017 at 11:02 pm
      Deplorable B Woodman

      We wish. Skye’s just appeasing mama-san to regain access to the pocketbook. Skye hasn’t changed, she hasn’t hit rock bottom yet.

      • April 28, 2017 at 3:29 am

        I don’t know. If I recall, her mother is a bit of a hard case.
        “You want it? Earn it!”

  • April 27, 2017 at 9:05 pm
    Grunt GI

    I think Zed is just trying to get to the bare truth of the situation.

    • April 27, 2017 at 11:03 pm
      Deplorable B Woodman

      “To keep, and bare arms…” and other body parts.

    • April 28, 2017 at 11:44 am
      JIMV

      well at least to a defining point.

  • April 27, 2017 at 9:17 pm
    Spin Drift

    On another subject, I’m watching the NFL Draft and have noticed the lack of diversity in the selections. We are up to the 8th pick and not one Asian, Caucasian, Native American, Hispanic-white or otherwise has been chosen. This is not fair to the other races, where is the equal opportunity opportunity for short, slow, fat Jews.

    Spin
    Oh the humanity!

    PS: The red head shaves, interesting.

    • April 27, 2017 at 10:39 pm
      Spin Drift

      19th pick still all one race, the clamor from the BLM is almost deafening. How is this not different than a 17th century slave auction? First other at 20th from Utah. Carrying his newborn, I wonder if he knows who the babymommy is?

      Spin
      Oh the hypocrisy!

      • April 27, 2017 at 10:58 pm
        eon

        Know? Almost a given.

        Care? Very likely not.

        clear ether

        eon

      • April 27, 2017 at 11:12 pm
        Kafiroon

        Don’t care, trashed the hats and sweatshirts, have not spent a penny on NFL and have not even watched replays on evening lying news reports.
        All ever since the huge bush hairdoo 49er. started his shiite.

      • April 28, 2017 at 2:33 pm
        NotYetInACamp

        What’s an NFL? I might have some faint old memories of a fish jumping in a tank at the Orange Bowl.

      • April 28, 2017 at 4:36 pm

        Shula, Csonka, Kiick, Merc, and the unsung hero of them all, Earl Morrall…those were the days my friend.

        My Daddy had two season tix and rotated taking us three boys…he loved his Fins and because of him so did I. I only saw one game in ’72 (I was an 18 y.o. daddy by then working a 7-day a week union mill job, so…) but that game was watching old man Morrall tear Broadway Joe a new asshole.

        Now I don’t give two shits about any of it, or what the game, the league, and its participants have become.

    • April 27, 2017 at 11:03 pm
      NotYetInACamp

      I DEMAND Affirmative Action.

      Sue them!

      • April 28, 2017 at 6:34 am
        Bill G

        And where are the Native Alaskans represented?
        Where?

    • April 28, 2017 at 8:27 am
      Henry

      “where is the equal opportunity opportunity for short, slow, fat Jews.”

      Pretty sure it’s in management.

      • April 28, 2017 at 12:48 pm
        pool dog

        ROFLMFAO!!

  • April 27, 2017 at 9:21 pm
    Vorlonagent

    If I were Zed I might start a betting pool for how long it takes before Skye jumps ship once again. I’d keep it from Sam, who seems to have something of a blind spot when it comes to her sister.

    Even if Skye weren’t the comic’s proxy for Progressivism, which assures recidivism on Skye’s part, I just don’t see her having hit bottom and reassessed her life so much as decided “this sucks” and went somewhere where it sucks less.

    • April 27, 2017 at 11:11 pm
      Deplorable B Woodman

      I’ll take a bet in that pool. Down to the day, and…..say…..$5 per pool. All proceeds go to Chris.
      I’ll take two days, Friday 5 May and Saturday 6 May. That’s $10 additional dollars on top of what I’m already planning to donate.

      • April 28, 2017 at 12:53 am

        I only bet on sure things BW, and never on TBD things (to be determined, to be decided, to be drawn)…but I’ll make an exception here.

        When Chris asked me for my sponsor topic a while back, I did ask for a return of Skye, perchance for redemption, or maybe as others have said she’s carrying a false flag and bound for relapse.

        Whatever he/we choose, I still think winning the hearts and minds of Skye and those like her are critical to our own success going forward so I’ll take a sucker’s bet and lay $10 that she is still going straight when the fund drive cranks up June 1. Gotta put your money where your mouth is sometimes.

      • April 28, 2017 at 7:51 pm
        Deplorable B Woodman

        JTC,
        Win or lose (most likely), it’s all in fun, it’s all for a good cause, it ALL goes to Chris.

      • April 28, 2017 at 9:00 pm

        You’re in for ten then, against Skye making June 1 without relapsing to full-blown progturd? Deal!

        Had a poker thing going with The Big Henry (don’t know what ever happened to him) a few years back, seeing, raising and calling back and forth until we both upped our levels a few notches…fun, and it’s not really a gamble when it’s going to support my fave subversive conservative virtual clan. πŸ™‚

  • April 27, 2017 at 9:35 pm
    Pamela

    How in the hell is Skye breast feeding? She’s been gone from her babies long enough for her milk to dry up.
    Unless she’s been feeding a trencherman.

    • April 27, 2017 at 9:45 pm
      Chris Muir

      She’s trying to get back in the mode again.

      • April 27, 2017 at 11:01 pm
        Pamela

        Please tell me she isn’t knocked up by some primordial creature…

    • April 28, 2017 at 4:13 pm
      Merle

      I wondered the same thing; either that – or manual expressing/pumping. πŸ™‚

    • April 28, 2017 at 8:52 pm
      epilitimus

      Maybe she was supplementing her income http://www.onlythebreast.com/

  • April 27, 2017 at 9:38 pm
    Doc Epador

    I suspect waxing more likely than shaving for Red, and we know Zed is an expert waxer…

    • April 27, 2017 at 10:35 pm
      Grunt GI

      Ahhh yes, the famous “Wax on…Wax off”

  • April 27, 2017 at 10:00 pm

    Not a huge fan of the full bald treatment on top or bottom.

    Still, the latter has redeeming qualities that make it…let us say “attractive”.

    But the former always puts me in mind of Sinead, nothing attractive about that…does beat Skye’s previous half-and-half look though.

    Double standard though; I’m working on going smooth up top, but it will never happen “down there”. πŸ™

    • April 27, 2017 at 11:03 pm
      Pamela

      Curly above and below. Couldn’t deal with the ingrown hairs from waxing.

      • April 28, 2017 at 12:37 am

        Au naturel, tastily…I mean tastefully, groomed.

        https://www.pinterest.com/pin/459437599462071274/

      • April 28, 2017 at 12:39 am

        (CFD there of course)

      • April 28, 2017 at 12:08 pm

        Just realized that in using the French term au naturel I may have implied that I prefer the French version of hirsutery…definitely NOT, have you seen some of those women? I’ve been “treated” to some of them in the form of (usually old and ugly) French Canuckian snowbirds here in sunny Fla where they have no need or desire to cover that shit up…(shudder), though you’d think they would as a public service.

        In my defense, in my response to Pamela I DID say “tastefully groomed”. πŸ™‚

      • April 28, 2017 at 3:36 pm
        Pamela

        Oh JT what I am going to do with you…

        Thank you for a much needed laugh.

      • April 28, 2017 at 6:51 am
        GWB

        I prefer you that way.

      • April 28, 2017 at 3:36 pm
        Pamela

        πŸ˜‰

  • April 27, 2017 at 11:07 pm
    NotYetInACamp

    Well, that familial demeanor is heading in the same direction again. The mom and sisters all have a more pleasing feeling showing from them.
    Feelings are a good start.
    No assurances whatsoever about the finish.

  • April 27, 2017 at 11:21 pm
    WayneM

    As always, Skye lands on her feet and is entitled to her entitlements.

  • April 27, 2017 at 11:25 pm
    grayjohn

    Newly converted? Nah, Skye can’t change.

    • April 28, 2017 at 1:20 am

      Leopards, and all that rot.

  • April 28, 2017 at 1:18 am

    I will freely admit, I do enjoy smooth nether regions.

  • April 28, 2017 at 1:22 am
    Pete231

    A man’s reach should always exceed his grasp, or what’s a heaven for……

  • April 28, 2017 at 3:10 am
    Halley

    Skye wrote “The left is a lie. Progressivism is cancer”. Sounds converted to me. And maybe even exposed to Milo. Keeping hopes up.

    • April 28, 2017 at 6:41 am
      Bill G

      Or she may simply have recognized that she was being fleeced and wants to let those sheep-shearers know that they don’t need to try and follow her for more.
      Real, or fake? I hope it’s real; I’m a sucker for redemption stories.

      • April 28, 2017 at 9:37 am
        doc

        A mugging – literal or figurative – is generally the only type of wake up call to the “liberal” or “progressive” mind

      • April 28, 2017 at 12:53 pm
        pool dog

        Perhaps Father Karl will make a quick appearance with a redemptive moment for her…..
        “If I can change……”

  • April 28, 2017 at 5:03 am
    Bill

    At least with her head shaved you can easily treat for lice

    • April 28, 2017 at 8:09 am
      WayneM

      Apparently I’m not the only one who had that thought.

  • April 28, 2017 at 6:46 am
    Bill G

    I suspect I’d feel like a pederast if nature’s dental floss was missing.
    I’ve slipped into being a pedant all too often, but the other is beyond understanding.

  • April 28, 2017 at 7:30 am
    Unca Walt

    On redheads, that perfect bright orange triangle is adorable. It should not be removed.

    • April 28, 2017 at 9:38 am
      doc

      Agreed, complete deforestation of the reds is a crime against nature and humanity

    • April 28, 2017 at 7:56 pm
      Deplorable B Woodman

      If not a triangle, at least a “landing strip”.

  • April 28, 2017 at 1:43 pm
    Halley

    Those of us who’ve had Skyes in our all-too-close families are rooting for her.
    Feminism is, indeed, cancer.

  • April 28, 2017 at 4:28 pm
    'TreHammer

    …is Skye breastfeeding?…

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