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  • June 13, 2021 at 12:23 am
    John M.

    Good save, Jo!

    • June 13, 2021 at 7:39 am
      Too Tall

      “Butterfly” or “Flop and Stop” save? Either would be impressive in that dress.

      Anyway, Jo has just about decided these humans are crazy, except being patterned on Jan, she realizes she is thoroughly “infected” as well.

  • June 13, 2021 at 12:29 am
    Grunt GI

    At long last, I can’t wait to see where the fundraiser goes in terms on toons.

    Soooo many swimming hole possibilities this year.

    • June 13, 2021 at 11:31 am
      Puta Gorda

      Sam is NOT going to win a direct physical altercation with Jo.

      But Sam is a tech savvy redhead. Jo should worry about what Sam doesn’t make apparent.

  • June 13, 2021 at 4:05 am

    As to cherry poppin’, I pity da fool, twixt Sam and Zed…

    • June 13, 2021 at 7:31 am
      Too Tall

      Since it is ‘Toly, I think Naomi would be a much more immediate concern.

      “ The Female of the Species” and all that.

      • June 14, 2021 at 5:38 am

        ‘Toly probably isn’t even thinking of it. Remember how long he’s known Zed.

        I’m guessing he knows the old Texas saying,

        “Never eat at a place called Ma’s,

        “Never play cards with a man called ‘Doc’,

        “And never piss off a man who can blow your head off from the next county over.”

        clear ether


  • June 13, 2021 at 4:37 am
    • June 13, 2021 at 7:34 am
      Too Tall

      Never apologize for hitting one out of the park….

    • June 13, 2021 at 10:24 am

      That’s sweet (heh) but that cherry got popped by the Evil Mouse way before li’l Kiko’s age methinks, been a pig ever since; a talented pig is still a pig (with apologies to actual pigs everywhere).

    • June 13, 2021 at 1:32 pm

      Excellent choice!

  • June 13, 2021 at 7:43 am
    Too Tall

    Assuming Zed has not shipped Kiko off to a convent until she is 30, poor Javier hasn’t got a chance when he returns.

    No wonder the young man at the the Triple R ranch prefers Mari. Slightly lower risk and a slightly longer life expectancy.

  • June 13, 2021 at 7:58 am
    President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

    I realize being a parent of teens can make you “irrational” (ask me how I know), but don’t you think Sam is going over the top in attacking Jo over a discussion of Kiko, and how to watch and protect her?

  • June 13, 2021 at 8:12 am
    President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

    Probably about time to have a BBQ & chaperoned mixer, boys & girls, 14-16, from the surrounding ranches, at the DD. Parents stay as the chaperones. Music, dancing, sitting, talking, eating. Lock up the beer & liquor. The parents can be outside on the porch (mostly). The Dawgs can be roaming the grounds (to make sure no teens leave the house & have a quickie in the bushes). Jo can BLORP herself into a piece of furniture to keep a surreptitious eye on the inside. If things start getting “handsy” Jo can send out a small piece of herself to “nip it in the bud”.

    • June 13, 2021 at 8:55 am
      Too Tall

      You are not irrational, you are genius. Evil genius, sometimes, but genius none the less.

  • June 13, 2021 at 10:05 am

    The specs on Jo are what again? And Red still goes physical and backs her up? She might be “dead” but I would not want to take on the rage of that machine…

    That kid is hot to trot and the folks best rein her in before some XY teen goes all horsey on her…waaaay too soon to be talking about cherry-popping, or comparing her status to that of our poor popped-out ragged-out inside-out Republic.

    And shouldn’t that be “yessssss and perssssssonal converssssssationssssss””

  • June 13, 2021 at 11:23 am

    Time for the girls to learn self defense and how to mitigate situations. Plus the various aspects of how to use knives including the rusty drywall type. How long does it take for Tetanus to kick in with the side effects?

    Can Javier make some yappy little mini-dawgs to keep the Girls company…

    • June 13, 2021 at 11:53 am

      How the hell would this be Randy’s fault?

      ‘Toly may deserve the rusty knife treatment but he would succumb to the Jewess Warrior way before tetanus was even introduced; he ain’t that stupid.

      But the boy? He got a live and lascivious (can a 14 yo be lascivious? Looks like it!) invitation. Anything consensual might well need a good ass whuppin’ for them both. but let’s have some understanding of young raging hormones here…

      Skinny dipping at the pond to celebrate the fiscal new year at the DD though? Oh hell yeah. Strictly non-prurient interest of course. 😉

  • June 13, 2021 at 1:41 pm

    They need to work off the excess energies in the garden.
    Growing food needs to be at the top of everyone’s list.
    The feed shortages due to crop losses are causing havoc everywhere.
    You want meat, milk products and eggs instead of bugs and fake food…
    Help the local family farm

  • June 13, 2021 at 7:09 pm

    It’s natural, inevitable, and never easy. Glad we had boys.

  • June 13, 2021 at 8:18 pm

    At my age 14 my mother confronted my girlfriend’s mother when she learned that
    a) girlfriend had initiated active regular sexual relations with me
    b) girlfriend was on OCP’s

    Unfortunately for my mother, her opening line was “Did you know your daughter is on Birth Control?” She really didn’t have much to say after the response “Would you rather she wasn’t?”

  • June 13, 2021 at 11:10 pm

    Marie and I raised 6 daughters, and we were very blessed. All are productive and capable adults, as well as being strong fierce women. Teen girls can be a challenge at times, but we survived in good order.

  • June 13, 2021 at 11:51 pm
    Too Tall

    Couple of random thoughts:

    1. Has ‘Toly explained his missing shirt to Naomi as yet? Based on the lack of seismic evidence, the answer would appear to be “No.”

    2 Kiko, Naomi is the only woman to ever intimidate your Mom. You are way out of your depth, we’ve all seen this movie before, and like the Titanic, you will end up on the bottom.

    I know, I know, raging hormones and all that, but somewhere deep in the proto-reptilian hindbrain, the instinct for survival burns strong, strong enough to overcome the drive for procreation, even if only at the last minute.

  • June 14, 2021 at 12:14 am

    Well crap, it’s past the witching hour, and no changeover.

    I was planning to get my pittance paid right away but either Chris is passed out at the switch (again), or getting his cherry popped, or the gremlins in the payment system are at it again.

    So anyway, past my bedtime, we will see what we will see in the morning.

    • June 14, 2021 at 6:52 am

      I have to wait to 8am or so to post the fundraiser, that’s when they get into their office. 🙂

  • June 14, 2021 at 7:36 am
    AngryWhiteMaleChauvanistNeanderthalRightwingExtremist PaulS

    Shouldn’t be long now…. 😉



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