Day By Day

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  • Too Tall

    Sam shoots, she scores, back to back goals!

    Oh wait, maybe the second one is an assist on a score by Zed? With a second assist to the Family Size bag of M&Ms. (Hunter didn’t even need the entire contents of a Fun Size bag.)

    I do know that those two panels beautifully and succinctly sum up everything that is wrong with our country, and the few, foundational, things that are still right.

    Chris proves that political art can be laconic.

    • Suzy Q…on the straight and level so far, I love it (and her!).

      Just glad that wasn’t Sam asking our IDF warrior that question, as we do not need internecine M&M war!

  • chicken of depression

    Were they the peanut M&Ms? I think those are larger.

  • Pamela

    Dayum. He balanced what where? Seriously. Whoa. Oh, I have to ask. Did he put them back in the candy dish? I better stop. I’ve got three fingers worth of Avion Reposado on board for medical purposes and feel the sillies coming on. Night Y’all.
    Play nice and do a little dance, make a little love, get down and roast a few A’holes just because they need doing.

    • “Did he put them back in the candy dish?”

      No. They were devoured right where they lay, all in a row.

      That’s what was really on your tequila-altered mind wasn’t it?

      Hope you had a nice sleep, perchance to dream… 😉

      • Pamela

        But how can you eat off something that is bent into a knot?
        No way he’s been hammering anything with all those party favors on board.

        • Referencing Zed. Straight and true, all in a row. A long row. 🙂

          Myself, when I got to three I ran out of room. 🙁

  • MODERN PHILOSOPHY: “How many M&Ms can you balance on Hunter Biden’s erect penis?” I’m sure this serious question is being asked by philosophers all over the world. How about this one: “If Hunter Biden suddenly drops dead all alone of an O.D. in a cheap hotel in Berkeley, California – would his body getting the floor make a sound?”

    • My Way Or -->

      He actually has one? OK, sure.

    • Too Tall

      I think the modern philosophical question is: “How many morons fit in a Democrat political family?”

      The answer is: “All of them.”

  • Halley

    While I’m looking forward to Sunday’s ‘toon, I still think the 4th should be cancelled this year. Are 80,000,000+ Americans actually going to celebrate that they are now ruled by an uber-corrupt junta that jackbooted the Constitution by stealing the election, cackling each day at how much evil they are allowed to get away with? That deserves fireworks?!

    Land of the Free and Home of the Brave – that’s where coup d états are swept away into history’s dustbin, not given the knee. I’ll celebrate when they are exposed and gone, not before.

    • Can you imagine the celebration if my dream of the first six months of PDJT v.2 was real? That would deserve the biggest fireworks display ever!

      But they will still get their fireworks…of a different kind and at a different time not too far away. As my other comment illustrates, it is apparently what they want. Not a celebration per se, but major explosive fireworks of a kind and degree never before seen.

    • Kafiroon

      Meh. I celebrate America.
      Not the drones that consider themselves in charge.

  • Meanwhile, I had a dream last night…

    The nation was in the middle of planning for an explosive and joyous Independence Day, celebrating…

    -The containment and impending defeat of the BWMD (biological weapon of mass destruction) unleashed on America by the evil incarnate that is the ChiCom machine. After disposing of their agent Fauci within, dismantling his consortium within the CDC and destroying any credibility of the WHO, and pushing -no, shoving- the pharmaceutical cabal to get the vaccines out…it was the greatest achievement (so far) of the America First machine.

    -The near complete stoppage of infiltration of illegal flow across our borders and into our society to stop dead the causes of much of our crime rate and the leftist’s plan to overwhelm our safety nets designed to raise up all Americans, and prevent the dilution and destruction of our electoral system.

    -To encourage participation of all Americans in the most extended period of
    achievement, prosperity, and near-full employment in the nation’s history, allowing the virtual elimination of the welfare state in lieu of real opportunity and advancement for all races and all classes to realize the American Dream.

    -To face down the global threats of crazies like the LocoNoko, the evil thieving attacks of the Chinese Communist regime, and slap down the maniac Putin and disband and/or turn to the good side the attacks on internet and infrastructure.

    -To prosecute and jail the participants in proven internal enemy action against us, within our own so called swamp and in the boardrooms of the conglomerates who profit from disruption and destruction, and in the foreign sponsored movements in the so-called entertainment tentacles of Hollywood and professional sports.

    -To bring our men and boys HOME from the eternal deadly conflicts in God-forsaken places and their population who hate us almost as much as they hate their own neighbors.

    -Related to the above, to build up and fortify our national defense with the latest and greatest materiel and the best and brightest of our military leadership.

    By this time I’m sure there would have been more points to this list, but I woke up and realized just how completely non-existent those achievements are and how much damage has been done to the ones already completed…and just what a long, hard and almost certainly violent slog it is to get back to where we were just a few short months ago.

  • Sarge

    I just read where the city of San Jose California is going to extort money from gun owners….. Pay up or we confiscate your guns !!! Talk about Unconstitutional….

    • @Sarge, as linked above.

      Talk about unconstitutional…of course.

      And talk about their favorite term: “gun violence”.
      They want it? They got it!

      Bring their tax collector and their gun confiscator to my door. Will they still get my guns? Probably. But by then they will have good and bloody cause to confiscate them as evidence of another “mass shooting”.

    • Pamela

      Ah come on Man. Some duct tape , a stir stick and Bondo will have him fixed right up under the NIH.

      • Bondo. Hmm, had not thought of that…

        We can build him back better, faster, stronger…longer.

        It’s the Six Billion Dollar Ma…well he’s not a man is he; the Six Billion Dollar Boy! Or is it Yuan?

  • interventor

    Tossed my shekels in to help finance DBD for another year. The last year has been pretty good to me. An Anatoly year, if not a Don Portago year.

    • Wow, good one. Thank you Sir, for taking up some of my slack as I get more accustomed to semi, if not total, retirement. And if there;s a Portago dude out there, I would like to shake his hand…

  • NotYetInACamp

    We may be a systemic Kleptocracy, often under color of law. It is in human nature to desire and often take the accumulated capital of others.
    The Bundy Ranch was but one of thousands of property rights that were attempted to be extinguished or were extinguished by so called “legal” by color of law means in recent history.Many confiscations across the board occur to laws that seem dubious constitutionally, or just plain wrong where human rights are concerned.
    End lobbyist control of laws.
    End those who pay lobbyists control of laws.
    Tweaking is needed with any resolution.
    End foreign control over laws and elections. Missile knowledge sent to China as a start and campaign donations and more as a start.

    Biden’s and Clinton’s and the others beat that campaign donation thing by miles. They changed iit from the old days when any remaining campaign donations could be converted by the retiring lawmakers into personal income. They had voted themselves a tremendous, to them, retirement bonus. I wonder who remembers that one. But Biden and Clinton Family billions…….

    Everyone wants to control the money which buys the corrupt power.

  • NotYetInACamp

    Those bastards (inclusive of yesterdays presentation) love to be the tyrants saying what goes, as too many Republicans love to be the loved glorious loyal opposition heroically (sic) portraying themselves as patriots, while profiting from being the ever passionate losers who went down valiantly struggling for the American cause. Both sides (and more) claim the American cause while many are attempting to just make money or working to destroy America. Themselves and power almighty are their hods.

  • Just have to say before this day passes away…

    The skintones on today’s “art” is sublime.

    I knew that was my little gook spook by that before Sam ever said her name.

    Excellent boot-leg shot.

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