And her hair was…Perfect.


  • May 17, 2017 at 6:59 pm

    Sorry Zed, that kind of taint must wear off.

  • May 17, 2017 at 7:23 pm
    Grunt GI

    Oh wow. Now things get interesting. No tats? Normal hair? This will get good. Sam and Skye could almost be twins. Hmmmm twins. Twice the fun.

  • May 17, 2017 at 7:43 pm

    WTH?? Skye is for darn sure a fine-looking filly, but she would have to shut the hell up long-term for me to get any amorous ideation.

  • May 17, 2017 at 8:04 pm
    Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of Deplorable!

    now I’m really confused

    • May 17, 2017 at 8:07 pm

      So is Zed

  • May 17, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    Could be a wig and good body makeup, but my money’s STILL on “not the real world.”

    • May 17, 2017 at 9:34 pm

      Laser tattoo removal;

      Her mother might have insisted, and Japan has some of the best clinics to do it in the world. Her dark black tats would be far easier to remove than brighter colors due to the ink’s absorption spectra, believe it or not.

      As for the hair, either the color went back to original as it grew out, she went to a high-class salon, or both. Again, I see her mother’s hand in this.

      clear ether


      • May 17, 2017 at 9:38 pm
        Chris Muir

        Stop peering into my brain, Eon.

      • May 17, 2017 at 9:55 pm

        That’s funny.

      • May 17, 2017 at 10:13 pm
        Grunt GI

        HEH, clearly that can be a crazy place sometimes, eh?

      • May 18, 2017 at 9:08 am

        Ha! Dontcha hate it when that happens?

      • May 17, 2017 at 11:19 pm
        Deplorable B Woodman

        I used to work for a medical laser (as finicky as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs) company. They made a variety of lasers that covered the color spectrum, including those for tattoo removal.

      • May 18, 2017 at 7:33 am

        As NERVOUS as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockers, isn’t that how it goes?

      • May 18, 2017 at 12:00 am

        Just had laser treatment at my chiropractor’s today…for pain treatment in my lower back, and for psoriasis on my feet and legs.

        Lasik/laser eye surgery has revolutionized sight restoration.

        Son uses a LaserStar welder for jewelry repair and creation and will soon add one for precision engraving, it is transformative technology for his business.

        And of course there is Star Wars (SDI not cinema).

        And they are just etching the surface, as it were.

      • May 18, 2017 at 9:34 am

        I wonder if Sam’s momma-san had THREE daughters and not just two. Hmmm……

  • May 17, 2017 at 9:15 pm

    It’s not dead

  • May 17, 2017 at 9:38 pm
    Spin Drift

    The Big D is draining the swamp. To the idiots in DC, don’t underestimate how pissed off 60 million voters can get. You want to galvanize an electorate keep doing what you are doing. These sheep are AWAKE and watching and they are much larger than 3%.

    Push the impeachment talk at your own peril at the next poll. WE WANT THE SWAMP DRAINED! Throw out the grifters and conmen.

    Stay Strong
    Hold Fast
    War Damn Eagle

    • May 17, 2017 at 9:59 pm

      I’ve been POed. for awhile now, as a number of the things President Trump (suck it snowflakes) spoke of, he cannot get done.
      I definitely will be ready for some retribution on our nation destroyers.

    • May 17, 2017 at 10:08 pm

      President Trump has to ramp up control of his administration. He must get as many people in that are needed to get the people he needs in.
      Like myself, Trump tries to work with people. He can see the good and the capability of people. He has successfully worked with people with different views to get projects done. He used good people with some bad ideas to do as he ordered to get the nomination, and then the presidency. I have been too nice to those who eventually betrayed me. It costs dearly.
      President trump needs people loyal to the ideas for America, and to him, to flood the administration and to get into all jobs possible in the administration and take control as they should.
      As to those who will not go along with making America great again, I believe that President Donald J Trump is much more experienced and capable than I am in saying those two words that he uses so well: “YOU’RE FIRED!”

      Use it well. May God Bless you in what you must do.

      I have not let you down, Mr. President.
      You have not let me down, Mr. President.

      Keep having fun.
      There are thousands upon thousands of good people that want to get into the administration and get some of that fun that you are having for themselves in their own areas of Making America Great Again. Get er done.

      • May 18, 2017 at 12:36 am

        “I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That’s where the fun is. And if it can’t be fun, what’s the point?” – Donald Trump, from The Art Of The Deal

    • May 17, 2017 at 11:35 pm

      There is obstruction. And then there is gridlock.

      The former is a given, rather humorous, and plays into Trump’s plan to misdirect the opposition while real work gets done.

      But the latter can only occur if the Majority allows it, and/or enables it…and nothing gets done.

      Forget Trump/Russia. Leftist/Rino is the real definition of collusion. Done for one reason only, to take down Trump, no matter the cost. It is treason.

      Is it possible to “go dark”? No tweets, no press briefings, no meetings. Just go about business as you see fit and were elected to do. “They” will go crazy. But they already are…nothing you can do or say will be met with anything other than IMPEACH! So just do it, or as has been said, Git ‘er done! There is nothing to lose and much to gain.

  • May 17, 2017 at 10:10 pm

    When did Sam go brunette?

    • May 17, 2017 at 11:13 pm

      Not Sam.

      • May 17, 2017 at 11:14 pm

        Or it is a dream. Nightmare?

      • May 17, 2017 at 11:26 pm
        Deplorable B Woodman

        Depends on whose perspective. Zed’s nightmare, Skye’s dream.

    • May 17, 2017 at 11:14 pm
      Deplorable B Woodman

      Hair color is easy. When did Skye grow out her half-shaved head?

      • May 18, 2017 at 7:54 am

        Remember she was full shaved on the plane. I’m just wondering how she could sneak onto the property without Zed knowing.

  • May 17, 2017 at 11:15 pm

    Sam or Red, is Zed’s alright.

    But the cool white orbs rule the Skye tonight.

    Do we decide which is right, and which is an illusion?

    Let it be.

    • May 17, 2017 at 11:25 pm
      Deplorable B Woodman

      Well played! Moody Blues, “Days of Future Past”

  • May 17, 2017 at 11:21 pm

    I can understand the confusion…Both are hot and, perhaps, willing?

    • May 17, 2017 at 11:47 pm

      Either way, he still got a “feel” that now drives him to try to scrub away the memory. Brain bleach is just available as eye bleach.
      But eye candy now…

  • May 17, 2017 at 11:23 pm
    Deplorable B Woodman

    So (peering into the future) if Skye wants to cause marital mayhem and havoc by playing identical twin to Sam, how will Zed be able to reliably tell the two apart?

    • May 18, 2017 at 12:01 am
      Polly Cy

      If memory serves me correctly, Sam has a scar or two from that accident last year. Of course, with all the meds I’m on these days I could be hallucinating right along with Skye.

    • May 18, 2017 at 10:15 am

      hopefully he will not overthink the situation and just enjoys

  • May 17, 2017 at 11:23 pm

    Please tell me Zed is not suffering from a Tick born illness and the delusions are the result of having fever dreams…
    Zed respects his love for Sam and their marriage vows too much to trash them for the likes of Skye. Or any other female for that matter.

    • May 18, 2017 at 9:16 am

      I reckon having dealt with Ms Skye too much in the past its a mild form of PTSD as he’s dreamin’.

  • May 17, 2017 at 11:27 pm

    Chris is playing his cards close to his chest. Me likey…

    Skye has all the right equipment but one of the best bits of advice I ever got (too late as it turns out) was “Never stick it in the crazy”…

    • May 17, 2017 at 11:33 pm

      From Suicide Squad “A whole lotta pretty in a whole lotta crazy”

    • May 18, 2017 at 6:38 am

      If you haven’t seen the Hot/Crazy Matrix, go look it up.
      There’s a “Danger Zone” that includes strippers, redheads, and every girl named Tiffany. It’s above the 1:1 line.

      • May 18, 2017 at 11:19 am

        Redheads are well worth the risks … and there are risks.

      • May 18, 2017 at 12:24 pm

        Depends on the Redhead for the Risk/Reward results to be memorable in a satisfactory outcome way; or terrifying enough to swear off of us for good.

      • May 18, 2017 at 9:05 pm

        No reward is worth the risk of pissing off a Redhead.

  • May 17, 2017 at 11:31 pm
    Deplorable B Woodman

    I’m sensing a touch of Shakespeare’s “Midsummer Night’s Dream”.

  • May 18, 2017 at 12:31 am

    Skye is there -if she is there- not to separate but to emulate. As yesterday’s ‘toon title intimated, she is “changed”. Inside as well as outside.

    And in her defense here, it was Zed doing the unbuttoning. Can he “handle” Skye being there? Well, he did though unintentionally, it’s guilt he’s trying to wash off his hands and out of his brain.

    Hoping it’s for real, and that Skye can become a model for others just as Sam and Zed are for her.

    • May 18, 2017 at 12:25 pm

      Care to place a bet…

      • May 18, 2017 at 7:07 pm
        Deplorable B Woodman

        I’ll take $10 that Skye will, within the next 30 days, revert back to her old original Libtard loudmouth socialist ways. Payable to Chris, of course, during Fundraising Days (coming soon to a DBD near you).

      • May 18, 2017 at 7:50 pm

        Is Skye even back…

  • May 18, 2017 at 12:35 am

    Like Zed apparently, I are confuzzled….. Chris? CHRIS??

  • May 18, 2017 at 12:43 am

    What with all the time she has spent in the “underground” recently I say Skye needs to spend a considerable amount of time working on her full body tan. Might I suggest nude sunbathing, skinny dipping, and any and all other similar sans-clothing activities. Black hoodies do tend to leave one a bit paler than is ideal.

    While I would love to recommend that Sam join the fun she frankly has enough red on her as it is. Perhaps Jan could help out.

    • May 18, 2017 at 10:19 am

      sounds like a Double D nudie staff party, an idea whose time has come

  • May 18, 2017 at 12:47 am

    We shall see where this goes. Chris will keep us on edge for sure. THIS is but one of the reasons this strip excels. Hold tight boys and girls, more to come!

    • May 18, 2017 at 12:32 pm

      I would be totally pissed at Mom if she neglected to give Sam and Zed the 411 on Skye coming back to the states. Besides I think Damon and Javier are keeping tabs on Auntie Skye and her skanker rat bag associates.

  • May 18, 2017 at 3:34 am

    As a white-haired but still very red-blooded male, could Zed be being too hard (um) on himself? It’s not his fault his sister-in-law is a desirable female…

    • May 18, 2017 at 6:34 am

      She’s well-built.
      “Desirable”? Not so much.

  • May 18, 2017 at 6:34 am

    Oh yeah, that cleared things up! /sarc

  • May 18, 2017 at 6:46 am

    Ooooh, what if this isn’t Zed’s dream?

    • May 18, 2017 at 2:34 pm

      If it isn’t a dream it’s some kind of time warp. Nobody grows hair that fast.

  • May 18, 2017 at 9:29 am
    Spin Drift

    As to the hand washing, “out damned spot.”* One sees what one wants to see. This is akin to Trump Derangement Syndrome. The afflicted only see bad things in the draining of the swamp. They don’t see the possibilities of improvement to their lives and the country and in a measure the world. Just the concept of removing regulations frightens them. They think government chains are a cloak of comfort.

    The special counsel will ask very awkward questions in the coming future and I foresee the criminally culpable heading to countries without extradition treaties. If I were AG Sessions, I’d grab everyone’s passport that is on the list of who needs to be deposed. It’s better to have an organized day of reckoning than the people rising in the streets and taking their own justice. They may have to build a wing to the supermax in Colorado.

    Rope, Tree, Politician, some assembly required.
    Hold Fast
    War Damn Eagle

    • May 18, 2017 at 9:51 am

      How about a one-way ticket to the “Banzai Cliff” on Saipan?

      Zar Belk!

    • May 18, 2017 at 1:43 pm

      It seems there is a lack of law enforcement in the DC Swamp that shows there are several layers of enforcement. There are many of the snakes that have broken many Federal laws with no following indictments or court time. Yet they are pursuing President Trump without ever showing any actual memos, recordings or substantive evidence. Just fevered dreams of some presstitutes.
      Nuke it from space.

  • May 18, 2017 at 9:54 am

    This storyline could be interesting. Leviticus 18:18 is conditional, so if the sisters agree it’s not prohibited…

  • May 18, 2017 at 10:07 am


  • May 18, 2017 at 11:53 am

    Did Skye jump Zed while he was taking a nap before dinner? If I was him, my first assumption would be that it was Sam. What if it wasn’t?!? Yikes!

  • May 18, 2017 at 2:50 pm

    Folks, I think many of you are thinking too hard.
    However Skye ended up here, she’s here. And, the way she’s got her hair right now being so close to Sam’s (and with hair color being indiscernible in a dark room, especially before your eyes adjust), Zed thought that Skye WAS Sam. So he played a little juvenile flirtatious joke on her, popping her top open.
    He thought he was being playful with his own wife. That’s why he was so perplexed why/how Sam changed her outfit so quickly in the last panel of the previous strip.
    Now, seeing that Skye is here, and that SHE is wearing the outfit he thought Sam had on, with that hair style, he puts two and two together and realizes he manhandled the wrong sister.
    So, he’s spending some quality time washing his guilt away, Lady Macbeth style.

    • May 18, 2017 at 3:40 pm
      Chris Muir

      Thank you.;)

    • May 18, 2017 at 4:29 pm

      He didn’t manhandle, he delightfully fondled…Now the whys and what ifs begin…

  • May 18, 2017 at 5:06 pm

    I got the Lady MacBeth allusion right away. My Mexican friends have a great expression for mantraps like Skye…….”traviesa”. Translates to English as female troublemaker with strong erotic overtones.

  • May 18, 2017 at 7:23 pm

    Talk about getting the wrong person…
    OT, but if you want a President impeachable offense of giving the Russians secrets:

    Presidential Intelligence Sharing Is Highly Precedented

  • May 18, 2017 at 7:50 pm

    So Skye got into the house even though no one was expecting her (I assume). What does that say about DD security’s?

  • May 18, 2017 at 8:39 pm
    Big Jim

    I had to laugh at Sam’s question “Can you handle my sister for dinner?”

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