Day By Day


  • John

    Sorry Zed, that kind of taint must wear off.

  • Grunt GI

    Oh wow. Now things get interesting. No tats? Normal hair? This will get good. Sam and Skye could almost be twins. Hmmmm twins. Twice the fun.

  • cz93x62

    WTH?? Skye is for darn sure a fine-looking filly, but she would have to shut the hell up long-term for me to get any amorous ideation.

  • Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of Deplorable!

    now I’m really confused

    • Mogrith

      So is Zed

  • Henry

    Could be a wig and good body makeup, but my money’s STILL on “not the real world.”

    • eon

      Laser tattoo removal;

      Her mother might have insisted, and Japan has some of the best clinics to do it in the world. Her dark black tats would be far easier to remove than brighter colors due to the ink’s absorption spectra, believe it or not.

      As for the hair, either the color went back to original as it grew out, she went to a high-class salon, or both. Again, I see her mother’s hand in this.

      clear ether


      • Chris Muir

        Stop peering into my brain, Eon.

        • NotYetInACamp

          That’s funny.

        • Grunt GI

          HEH, clearly that can be a crazy place sometimes, eh?

        • Ha! Dontcha hate it when that happens?

      • Deplorable B Woodman

        I used to work for a medical laser (as finicky as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs) company. They made a variety of lasers that covered the color spectrum, including those for tattoo removal.

        • Ekw

          As NERVOUS as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockers, isn’t that how it goes?

      • JTC

        Just had laser treatment at my chiropractor’s today…for pain treatment in my lower back, and for psoriasis on my feet and legs.

        Lasik/laser eye surgery has revolutionized sight restoration.

        Son uses a LaserStar welder for jewelry repair and creation and will soon add one for precision engraving, it is transformative technology for his business.

        And of course there is Star Wars (SDI not cinema).

        And they are just etching the surface, as it were.

      • Larry

        I wonder if Sam’s momma-san had THREE daughters and not just two. Hmmm……

  • KenH

    It’s not dead

  • Spin Drift

    The Big D is draining the swamp. To the idiots in DC, don’t underestimate how pissed off 60 million voters can get. You want to galvanize an electorate keep doing what you are doing. These sheep are AWAKE and watching and they are much larger than 3%.

    Push the impeachment talk at your own peril at the next poll. WE WANT THE SWAMP DRAINED! Throw out the grifters and conmen.

    Stay Strong
    Hold Fast
    War Damn Eagle

    • Kafiroon

      I’ve been POed. for awhile now, as a number of the things President Trump (suck it snowflakes) spoke of, he cannot get done.
      I definitely will be ready for some retribution on our nation destroyers.

    • NotYetInACamp

      President Trump has to ramp up control of his administration. He must get as many people in that are needed to get the people he needs in.
      Like myself, Trump tries to work with people. He can see the good and the capability of people. He has successfully worked with people with different views to get projects done. He used good people with some bad ideas to do as he ordered to get the nomination, and then the presidency. I have been too nice to those who eventually betrayed me. It costs dearly.
      President trump needs people loyal to the ideas for America, and to him, to flood the administration and to get into all jobs possible in the administration and take control as they should.
      As to those who will not go along with making America great again, I believe that President Donald J Trump is much more experienced and capable than I am in saying those two words that he uses so well: “YOU’RE FIRED!”

      Use it well. May God Bless you in what you must do.

      I have not let you down, Mr. President.
      You have not let me down, Mr. President.

      Keep having fun.
      There are thousands upon thousands of good people that want to get into the administration and get some of that fun that you are having for themselves in their own areas of Making America Great Again. Get er done.

      • Halley

        “I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That’s where the fun is. And if it can’t be fun, what’s the point?” – Donald Trump, from The Art Of The Deal

    • JTC

      There is obstruction. And then there is gridlock.

      The former is a given, rather humorous, and plays into Trump’s plan to misdirect the opposition while real work gets done.

      But the latter can only occur if the Majority allows it, and/or enables it…and nothing gets done.

      Forget Trump/Russia. Leftist/Rino is the real definition of collusion. Done for one reason only, to take down Trump, no matter the cost. It is treason.

      Is it possible to “go dark”? No tweets, no press briefings, no meetings. Just go about business as you see fit and were elected to do. “They” will go crazy. But they already are…nothing you can do or say will be met with anything other than IMPEACH! So just do it, or as has been said, Git ‘er done! There is nothing to lose and much to gain.

  • Ultracon

    When did Sam go brunette?

    • TomZ

      Not Sam.

      • TomZ

        Or it is a dream. Nightmare?

        • Deplorable B Woodman

          Depends on whose perspective. Zed’s nightmare, Skye’s dream.

    • Deplorable B Woodman

      Hair color is easy. When did Skye grow out her half-shaved head?

      • PaulS

        Remember she was full shaved on the plane. I’m just wondering how she could sneak onto the property without Zed knowing.

  • JTC

    Sam or Red, is Zed’s alright.

    But the cool white orbs rule the Skye tonight.

    Do we decide which is right, and which is an illusion?

    Let it be.

    • Deplorable B Woodman

      Well played! Moody Blues, “Days of Future Past”

  • JIMV

    I can understand the confusion…Both are hot and, perhaps, willing?

    • Kafiroon

      Either way, he still got a “feel” that now drives him to try to scrub away the memory. Brain bleach is just available as eye bleach.
      But eye candy now…

  • Deplorable B Woodman

    So (peering into the future) if Skye wants to cause marital mayhem and havoc by playing identical twin to Sam, how will Zed be able to reliably tell the two apart?

    • Polly Cy

      If memory serves me correctly, Sam has a scar or two from that accident last year. Of course, with all the meds I’m on these days I could be hallucinating right along with Skye.

    • JIMV

      hopefully he will not overthink the situation and just enjoys

  • Pamela

    Please tell me Zed is not suffering from a Tick born illness and the delusions are the result of having fever dreams…
    Zed respects his love for Sam and their marriage vows too much to trash them for the likes of Skye. Or any other female for that matter.

    • Patrick

      I reckon having dealt with Ms Skye too much in the past its a mild form of PTSD as he’s dreamin’.

  • WayneM

    Chris is playing his cards close to his chest. Me likey…

    Skye has all the right equipment but one of the best bits of advice I ever got (too late as it turns out) was “Never stick it in the crazy”…

    • Pamela

      From Suicide Squad “A whole lotta pretty in a whole lotta crazy”

    • GWB

      If you haven’t seen the Hot/Crazy Matrix, go look it up.
      There’s a “Danger Zone” that includes strippers, redheads, and every girl named Tiffany. It’s above the 1:1 line.

      • doc

        Redheads are well worth the risks … and there are risks.

        • Pamela

          Depends on the Redhead for the Risk/Reward results to be memorable in a satisfactory outcome way; or terrifying enough to swear off of us for good.

          • Ozymandias

            No reward is worth the risk of pissing off a Redhead.

  • Deplorable B Woodman

    I’m sensing a touch of Shakespeare’s “Midsummer Night’s Dream”.

  • JTC

    Skye is there -if she is there- not to separate but to emulate. As yesterday’s ‘toon title intimated, she is “changed”. Inside as well as outside.

    And in her defense here, it was Zed doing the unbuttoning. Can he “handle” Skye being there? Well, he did though unintentionally, it’s guilt he’s trying to wash off his hands and out of his brain.

    Hoping it’s for real, and that Skye can become a model for others just as Sam and Zed are for her.

    • Pamela

      Care to place a bet…

      • Deplorable B Woodman

        I’ll take $10 that Skye will, within the next 30 days, revert back to her old original Libtard loudmouth socialist ways. Payable to Chris, of course, during Fundraising Days (coming soon to a DBD near you).

        • Pamela

          Is Skye even back…

  • JohninMd.(Help!?!!)

    Like Zed apparently, I are confuzzled….. Chris? CHRIS??

  • epilitimus

    What with all the time she has spent in the “underground” recently I say Skye needs to spend a considerable amount of time working on her full body tan. Might I suggest nude sunbathing, skinny dipping, and any and all other similar sans-clothing activities. Black hoodies do tend to leave one a bit paler than is ideal.

    While I would love to recommend that Sam join the fun she frankly has enough red on her as it is. Perhaps Jan could help out.

    • JIMV

      sounds like a Double D nudie staff party, an idea whose time has come

  • We shall see where this goes. Chris will keep us on edge for sure. THIS is but one of the reasons this strip excels. Hold tight boys and girls, more to come!

    • Pamela

      I would be totally pissed at Mom if she neglected to give Sam and Zed the 411 on Skye coming back to the states. Besides I think Damon and Javier are keeping tabs on Auntie Skye and her skanker rat bag associates.

  • Halley

    As a white-haired but still very red-blooded male, could Zed be being too hard (um) on himself? It’s not his fault his sister-in-law is a desirable female…

    • GWB

      She’s well-built.
      “Desirable”? Not so much.

  • GWB

    Oh yeah, that cleared things up! /sarc

  • GWB

    Ooooh, what if this isn’t Zed’s dream?

    • John

      If it isn’t a dream it’s some kind of time warp. Nobody grows hair that fast.

  • Spin Drift

    As to the hand washing, “out damned spot.”* One sees what one wants to see. This is akin to Trump Derangement Syndrome. The afflicted only see bad things in the draining of the swamp. They don’t see the possibilities of improvement to their lives and the country and in a measure the world. Just the concept of removing regulations frightens them. They think government chains are a cloak of comfort.

    The special counsel will ask very awkward questions in the coming future and I foresee the criminally culpable heading to countries without extradition treaties. If I were AG Sessions, I’d grab everyone’s passport that is on the list of who needs to be deposed. It’s better to have an organized day of reckoning than the people rising in the streets and taking their own justice. They may have to build a wing to the supermax in Colorado.

    Rope, Tree, Politician, some assembly required.
    Hold Fast
    War Damn Eagle

    • MasterDiver

      How about a one-way ticket to the “Banzai Cliff” on Saipan?

      Zar Belk!

    • Kafiroon

      It seems there is a lack of law enforcement in the DC Swamp that shows there are several layers of enforcement. There are many of the snakes that have broken many Federal laws with no following indictments or court time. Yet they are pursuing President Trump without ever showing any actual memos, recordings or substantive evidence. Just fevered dreams of some presstitutes.
      Nuke it from space.

  • Toad

    This storyline could be interesting. Leviticus 18:18 is conditional, so if the sisters agree it’s not prohibited…

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  • Doggo

    Did Skye jump Zed while he was taking a nap before dinner? If I was him, my first assumption would be that it was Sam. What if it wasn’t?!? Yikes!

  • Ben

    Folks, I think many of you are thinking too hard.
    However Skye ended up here, she’s here. And, the way she’s got her hair right now being so close to Sam’s (and with hair color being indiscernible in a dark room, especially before your eyes adjust), Zed thought that Skye WAS Sam. So he played a little juvenile flirtatious joke on her, popping her top open.
    He thought he was being playful with his own wife. That’s why he was so perplexed why/how Sam changed her outfit so quickly in the last panel of the previous strip.
    Now, seeing that Skye is here, and that SHE is wearing the outfit he thought Sam had on, with that hair style, he puts two and two together and realizes he manhandled the wrong sister.
    So, he’s spending some quality time washing his guilt away, Lady Macbeth style.

    • Chris Muir

      Thank you.;)

    • JIMV

      He didn’t manhandle, he delightfully fondled…Now the whys and what ifs begin…

  • cz93x62

    I got the Lady MacBeth allusion right away. My Mexican friends have a great expression for mantraps like Skye…….”traviesa”. Translates to English as female troublemaker with strong erotic overtones.

  • Olddog

    So Skye got into the house even though no one was expecting her (I assume). What does that say about DD security’s?

  • Big Jim

    I had to laugh at Sam’s question “Can you handle my sister for dinner?”

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