Not out-doorsey?!
Well there was that recent sunburn at night, IIRC.
That’s not the “south parcel” I thought he was helping with …
Guess I’ve got a dirty mind.
Zed taking Sam out for a check of the “North Fourty”?
Zar Belk!
Naked in nature?
I suppose there must be professional bug tasters…
Not since Anthony Bourdain died.
Thought there would be a “plowing” joke in there somewhere…
As Bette Davis’ character said in “The Dark Secret of Harvest Home”: “Plow the furrow! Plant the seed! MAKE THEE THE CORN!”
Show of hands — who’d like to help Sam with her south parcel?
You got it assbackerds, Sam is helping Zed with HIS “south parcel”.
You “down” for that? 🙂
I doubt a bug will be the only thing swallowed by the time they get back from the south parcel…
Four acres of spring wheat f*cked completely flat…
Plant your corn in 30 inch rows. Leaves just enough room to put some weight on your elbows……
Leave the plantings alone! That’s what hay stacks, haymow’s, and out behind the barn are for.
Don’t forget op in the hayloft, too!
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Not out-doorsey?!
Well there was that recent sunburn at night, IIRC.
That’s not the “south parcel” I thought he was helping with …
Guess I’ve got a dirty mind.
Zed taking Sam out for a check of the “North Fourty”?
Zar Belk!
Naked in nature?
I suppose there must be professional bug tasters…
Not since Anthony Bourdain died.
Thought there would be a “plowing” joke in there somewhere…
As Bette Davis’ character said in “The Dark Secret of Harvest Home”:
“Plow the furrow! Plant the seed! MAKE THEE THE CORN!”
Zar Belk!
Show of hands — who’d like to help Sam with her south parcel?
You got it assbackerds, Sam is helping Zed with HIS “south parcel”.
You “down” for that? 🙂
I doubt a bug will be the only thing swallowed by the time they get back from the south parcel…
Four acres of spring wheat f*cked completely flat…
Plant your corn in 30 inch rows. Leaves just enough room to put some weight on your elbows……
Leave the plantings alone! That’s what hay stacks, haymow’s, and out behind the barn are for.
Don’t forget op in the hayloft, too!
Zar Belk!