Day By Day


  • Too Tall

    The police report: Hundreds of pages of modifiers without a single noun nor verb.

  • President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

    What’s up with the date code? “4/1/21” ? April 1st? Who’s fooling who here? Methinks you’re off by a week.

  • Kafiroon

    Oh Man! that reminds me of the Chief of the airport security named Brown and what a nasty airplane passenger told him about the color “Brown”.
    The furball in the aircraft aisle was intense!

  • Pamela

    Split the difference~ compost or baby crap brown

  • Mike-SMO

    The actual and precise color are necessary to properly evaluate the intersectional rank of the individuals involved. We are not talking interior decoration here.

  • Night-Gaunt

    I would recommend changing the laws that just allow children alone to be helped. Anyone else would be sent back. I wonder how the do for Canada? Canadians won’t let US in unless with a visitor’s visa or if they have a job to move in.

  • Tom Paul

    Could be worse. Could be pastels from Georgia O’Keefe or something from a Monet, like ‘Lily pads on a Pond’.

  • Pete231

    Or, as in Brown-25….

    • Neanderthal JSStryker

      Wow kinda dating yourself there Pete231! 😛

    • Punta Gorda

      Another quality product from Uranus.

  • Halley

    In Twilight Zone World the only bad colors are orange and white.

  • Dastardly Dan

    Anyone remember Hill Street Blues? As the SWAT captain would say – “Your basic tan types”

  • badger52

    The art references… Chris that is hilarious.
    NIcely done.

  • eon

    “B-but they’re supposed to be in Red areas, turning them Blue!”

    A recent editorial comparing Biden to Tony Blair;

    Neglected to mention that Blair also used immigration, both legal and illegal, to flood the UK with “new voters” who he believed would guarantee Labour Party hegemony for the rest of eternity.

    What he got was overloaded ” social services” and dole (welfare) budgets and violence, especially sexual violence, on a level not seen in Britain since the Age of Gin, perpetrated mainly by “Asians”- the British government euphemism for Islamists, primarily from Pakistan and Somalia.

    I don’t expect this to be much different.

    clear ether


  • Teddy1eigh

    As a Maryland Resident and life-long conservative, this is hilariously, depressingly accurate.

  • My Way Or -->

    How about some Van Gogh shades of yellow, some on a deep blue background? Or maybe Monet’s mistier moments in a morning on the Seine. Or that lovely lavender moonlight in Turner’s late night image of the Moon rising over Nordham Castle…

    Yeah, that’s the ticket!

  • Stan

    This panel should win the Direct Hit Of The Decade Award. Brilliant and spot-on.
    Well done!

  • Brett

    Well done, Chris!! Funny, and a true picture of the elite’s level of awareness.

    • WayneM

      I second this assessment and I add that the police are clearly accustomed to dealing with their community… perhaps not so much with the illegals…

    • John M.

      Does she deliver?

      • Henry

        Clearly not with that manicure.

  • Neanderthal JSStryker

    How about brown like the color of the SA’s shirts?

  • Seems they would have referenced Matisse, as they obviously prefer their “colors” in the abstract…

  • GregD

    Whoa! Clicking thru to that link . . . if my heart wasn’t beating right, that photo certainly jump-started it!

    Hey, what’s with the posting comments to fast?! I even waited a few minutes to hit the button to post. Hmmm…..

  • JTC

    Too much brown makes everything look like shit.

    But that fact is withheld from the lilyian enclaves by design not by chance…

    Ask the soft white underbelly folks around Minneapolis what happens when they suddenly learn the truth.

  • Spin Drift

    You wanna get brown, mix red, yellow and green. Turns everything to shit. I can’t wait for the Chauvin railroad verdict. They are waiting on the go word to burn it to the ground. In the places not used to the anarchy a little quickly applied violent force to the leaders in the back will stop this abruptly.

    Just some thoughts but the previous riot vids show a few individuals leading the parade from the rear. An ice pick applied to the kidney will incapacitate the Mofo so he isn’t directing anything, just bleeding out. A quick jab and go, sort of like the vaccine but you are inoculating your neighbor hood against future mayhem. Vaccinate enough of the leaders and they will go somewhere else to raise discontent.

    The town you save will be your own.

    A little jab will do ya!

  • James Gemind


    Why does the cop look familiar?

  • James Gemind

    BTW, finally managed to get the online application for Unemployment compensation to accept my application, then had to backtrack all the weeks from March 2020 down before entering request for UE-Comp, *week. By. Week.* Managed to get all the way up to Sep 20 with benefit requests before time expired(HEAVY sigh). I may see about $1,200, since about half those weeks, I didn’t qualify(Made too much working), or only qualified for a very small partial comp. Ah well, every little bit and all that. May be enough to purchase a 10X10 plot of ground so I can put up a tent…

    Or buy a tent and find some woods near work that no one uses.

  • Craig

    This has me laughing out loud. Thank you !


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