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  • H_B

    I’ve said it before; if she’s denied her ascendancy to the Presidency a second time, she is going to have a very public and very spectacular meltdown.

    • Vorlonagent

      This is probably Ms. Clinton’s last shot at the Brass Ring.

    • WayneM

      For the sake of all, let us hope that she is not only denied but soundly and decisively rejected. That way, when her head blows apart, we might get a glimpse of the tiny alien who is hiding in there.

      • OpenTheDoor

        I think you took a right, shudda turned left at the high water mark.
        Now look, you’re in over your head.

    • eon

      She’s more likely to go into Renaissance Italy Revenger’s Tragedy Mode. I.e., doing her best to take down anybody and everybody who ever dissed her in one last screaming orgy of Total Destruction And Revolutionary Vengeance.

      And then dare anyone to try to charge her with anything.

      Never underestimate the Power Of Nuts. Especially from someone who, behind closed doors, has been a rictus-snarling fascist most of her life and hasn’t mellowed with age.

      clear ether

      eon

      • B Woodman

        I’d pay good PPV money to watch that.

    • …she is going to have a very public and very spectacular meltdown.

      And we’re going to be able to tell the difference between that screaming bitchery and her normal operating condition precisely…how?

      • RooftopVoter

        Good point Tucci……

  • KenH

    Um, she aint Madame ANYTHING.
    That BS is waaaaaaaaayyy overdone. She could have been replaced by a set of Samsonite. And for Way less of a bar bill

    • interventor

      Madame — title or profession?

      • WayneM

        Or preference?

      • RegT

        That should be “Mad-dame”.

  • interventor

    Is she breathing in the paper bag or swiging cheap booze?

    • Pamela

      looks like she’s huffing to me

      • Chris Muir

        Guess she picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

        • Unca Walt

          Aw, DAMN!

          Had that line all set up. 🙂

        • Immanuel Goldstein

          Perhaps she was suffering from a case of hiccups caused by sheer panic and was breathing into a paper bag to get rid of them.

      • B Woodman

        There has to be a joke with HuffPo in there somewhere.

      • grayjohn

        My thoughts exactly. Paint or glue.

      • grayjohn

        My thoughts exactly. Paint or glue?

    • Swansonic

      Yes.

    • Rykelee

      Testors Airplane Model Glue, one of the most brain cell damaging ways to get high.

      • eon

        Which is why I use Testor’s Non-Toxic Cement (blue and white tube) to actually build models with. Works just as well on styrene, but based on limonene instead of toluene, which is what people get stupid on.

        Unlike the “Notox” tube cement of the early 1970s, while it still “smells like lemons”, it really does “stick(s) like crazy”.

        cheers

        eon

        • John D. Egbert

          I preferred Ambroid, but I was building “stick-and-tissue” aircraft models.

        • Old Codger

          Many moons ago, I tried one of the (obviously early) non-toluene based model cement. It did NOT work for me so I went baxk to the old stuff and worked next to an open window. Also used the stuff in a bottle applied with a brush as opposed to the gell stuff in the tube. It worked well for me although it would eat its way through a piece if I got sloppy and dripped a drop on something. Hands are too unsteady for that now.

    • Too bad it’s not a plastic bag, taped around the neck.

  • JTC

    Groundswell, cascade, deluge. I hope and truly believe it will drown the bitch. Breathe? Not for long, as even the queen’s own subjects realize in unison that she has no clothes and start to jump ship in droves.

    • MJ Larkins

      I really, really don’t want to see that harpy with no clothes on…

      EVAH!

      • interventor

        Mind bleach, please. Gallon size.

        • Th3o Moore

          Swimming pool, surely.

      • Old Codger

        Kinda sorta makes you feel sorry for Slick doesn’t it. Living with that’d be enough to make me consider swearing off women all together and moving to San Francisco.

        • KenH

          No
          It doesnt

  • Spin Drift

    I think Bernie should run as an independent.

    Spin
    Divide and Conquer

    • JTC

      I’d say he should go ahead and run as a socialist but I’m afraid he’d get too much support.

    • Delilah T.

      Let him continue to compete with shrillary. His promises are built on gas bubbles rising out of the Bog of Stench. Hers are even more false advertising.

      Is it possible things might return to something – well, normal – however briefly?

      • B Woodman

        That’s the Bog of Eternal Stench, for all you Labyrinth dwellers.

    • markm

      Bernie’s got one hope: that the FBI manages to shame the Democrats into dumping a candidate that is surely guilty of exposing the US government’s most critical secrets to any second-rate hacker.

      • B Woodman

        Unfortunately, all the FiBbIes can do is play hound dog and gather evidence. Then whatever they find has to be taken to the DoiJ to decide if they (DoiJ) want to press charges or not.
        Yeah. . . . . good luck with that one.

    • Old Codger

      An excellent idea! Then he could siphon off leftist votes and give Cruz or The Donald a real chance.

  • Big Jim

    Trump should make Bernie his VP. Neutralize th little commie with a bucket of warm spit and Give Hilda a coronary at the same time.

    • B Woodman

      No. Throw a bucket of water on him and watch him melt. “Aahhh. . . I’m melting, I’m melting, my beautiful wickedness. . . . . “.

      • Bill G

        And meanwhile, The Grand And Glorious Trump is saying “Pay no attention to the liberal record of the man behind the curtain”.

  • WayneM

    Hildebeast, you think that’s air you’re breathing now?

  • TJM

    She’s practicing Lamaze to prepare for giving birth to a cow when she is either indicted, or loses to Trump (or Sanders, if it comes first).

    • Delilah T.

      But she’s in denial about it all, you see, so it doesn’t matter… does it?

      Oh, to be a robot fly with cameras for eyes.

      • B Woodman

        I’d pay good PPV money to watch that.

      • TJM

        Denial is a river in Egypt.

        On the other hand…
        http://patriotpost.us/alexander/42360

        “For the record, I don’t think Biden is the intended nominee, but I do believe he — not Sanders — is the default candidate in the event that Clinton is indicted on felony charges. The calculus that this indictment is coming may mean that she is already presumed to be a mere placeholder for Biden…”

        • S Hooks

          Interesting article, however, I fear it’s more likely to be a Biden/Obama(Barack) ticket rather than a Biden/Warren one. Then, after a few month old Joe can resign for health reasons…

          • David M

            If your prediction is accurate, then I predict the enlistment lines at the Militia recruiting centers will immediately be very, very, very long…

          • markm

            No. 12th Amendment: “But no person constitutionally ineligible to the office of President shall be eligible to that of Vice-President of the United States.” The 22nd Amendment makes it quite clear that Obama is ineligible.

            If the Democrats try to put him on the ballot, every state that still respects the Constitution at all will just leave that spot blank, and the SC will support that – probably 9-0. Not that it matters, because if the Dems do this, they just threw away the entire independent vote and most of that part of the Democratic straight-ticket voters that were deluded rather than intentionally voting to trash America. They’ll lose the Presidency, they’ll lose even more of the House, and it’s quite likely the Senate will become 2/3 Republican. (That could become important when it comes time for Congress to rein in President Trump – it’s what is needed to override vetos and to impeach. That and a spine…)

    • Pamela

      Lamaze? Gives birth? Well if you think about it (eww), she’s been screwing around so much the last few decades (and not with small willie Billy) that something would have knocked her up by now.
      This will not be a virgin birth from on high.
      That’s going to be one fuggly baby.
      Get out the pop corn and drinks folks.

  • B Woodman

    The bag(s) should be over her head. Extra large. Double. With a sign that says DNR (Do Not Resuscitate).

  • All that matters is keeping Hillary out of the White House. If that means suffering through one term of a Trump Presidency, so be it, and with the resulting embarrassment for the Republican Party, maybe they will learn their lesson and things will be better after that.

    • …maybe they will learn their lesson and things will be better after that.

      Jeez, get real, willya? We’re talking about Republicans here!

      You’ve been on vacation for two weeks, you come home, and your basement is infested with raccoons. Hundreds of rabid, messy, mean raccoons have overtaken your basement. You want them gone immediately so you hire a guy. A pro. You don’t care if the guy smells, you need those raccoons gone pronto and he’s the guy to do it! You don’t care if the guy swears, you don’t care if he’s an alcoholic, you don’t care how many times he’s been married, you don’t care if he voted for Obama, you don’t care if he has plumber’s crack…you simply want those raccoons gone! You want your problem fixed! He’s the guy. He’s the best. Period.

      That’s why Trump. Yes he’s a bit of an ass, yes he’s an egomaniac, but you don’t care. The country is a mess because politicians suck, the Republican Party is two-faced & gutless, illegal’s are everywhere. You want it all fixed! You don’t care that Trump is crude, you don’t care that he insults people, you don’t care that he had been friendly with Hillary, you don’t care that he has changed positions, you don’t care that he’s been married 3 times, you don’t care that he fights with Megyn Kelly and Rosie O’Donnell, you don’t care that he doesn’t know the name of some Muslin terrorist,…this country is weak, bankrupt, our enemies are making fun of us, we are being invaded by illegal’s, we are becoming a nation of victims where every Tom, Ricardo and Hamid is a special group with special rights to a point where we don’t even recognize the country we were born and raised in; “AND WE JUST WANT IT FIXED” and Trump is the only guy who seems to understand what the people want. You’re sick of politicians, sick of the Democratic Party, Republican Party, and sick of illegal’s. You just want this thing fixed. Trump may not be a saint, but doesn’t have lobbyist money holding him, he doesn’t have political correctness restraining him, all you know is that he has been very successful, a good negotiator, he has built a lot of things, and he’s also not a politician, he’s not a cowardly politician. And he says he’ll fix it.

      You don’t care if the guy has bad hair.

      You just want those raccoons gone.

      Out of your house.

      NOW!!!!

      — Anonymous, 9 January 2016

      • DASTARDLY DAN

        I think this sums um my position right now, although I’m not sure Trump is not at least half raccoon.

        Hey Chris, can I commission a bumper sticker? One of the DBD characters on lthe left side of it holding his/her nose. The right side says TRUMP 2016

        • Browncoat

          I’d buy one if I wasn’t one of those #nevertrump idiots.

      • GWB

        If the raccoons go, then he no longer has bad hair…….

      • Old Codger

        Tucci, what HTML tag(s) are you using to get those neat effects?

    • David M

      The GOP is DOA. It’s Dead Jim…

      It is time for a new party, not in the middle, but on the right and based on constitutional originalist values. For now lets call it the “Scalia Party” to arise from the ashes of the Grand Old Progressive party…

  • RayNAiken

    It might be rude, crude and socially unacceptable but I would fart in the bag before handing it to her.

    • B Woodman

      (THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE!!)

      • WayneM

        Was that applause or “the thunder from down under” so to speak?

        • John D. Egbert

          Yes.

    • Old Codger

      Maybe so but if she was on fire I’d walk half a mile down wind before taking a leak.

  • RegT

    Put one of Huma’s thongs in there, and Hillary would never come up for air.

    • WOW…that was awesome.
      🙂

    • Pamela

      Before or after the wiener pays a visit.

      (sorry I couldn’t resist)

  • It would be best for Hitlery if she were to write everything down, for the revenge purposes. I don’t think she’ll be able to speak after her seizure.

  • Bill G

    The Clintons are accustomed to taking up all the oxygen in any room they’re in.
    Remember that Trump is under investigation too, for Trump University. And while Obola’s Injustice Department will never touch Cankles, he’s fair game in their world.

    • eon

      Anyone and everyone is. After all, The One got “elected” to his first office in Chicago (state rep) by getting all three other candidates indicted (two on spurious charges) and disqualified. Don’t expect Hillary! to demand he do any less for her.

      They hate each other’s guts, but The One understands that only Hillary! will continue his “fundamental transformation”. Trump will EO it out of existence (less because of ideology than just not wanting to be the guy who presides over us going broke), and Sanders will be too busy doing his Leon Trotsky Traveling Medicine Show to follow the instructions. (“Eternal Revolution! Total Power! Unlimited Rice Pudding! DEATH TO ALL JACK RUSSELL TERRIERS! HAMMMSTERR DAAANCCE!!”)

      Given the choice between an enemy , a loon, and a rabid Tasmanian Devil, he’ll opt for Taz.

      clear ether

      eon

    • interventor

      Trump U. case is civil.

  • Unca Walt

    In “African Queen”, Bogart and Hepburn are about to get hanged. The Kraut captain says: “I now pronounce you man and wife proceed with the hanging.”

    I REALLY would love to see history made along the lines of the scene above:

    “I now pronounce you President of the United States jailer take this presidential bitch away.”

  • Dread

    Personally, I think we have a crooked, rigged, election system, and Trump will never win because of it. The hildabeast has been annoited, bought, and paid for, by the Deep State-New World Order-Financiers of the world. At this point, I doubt that the Deep State can be denied their intentions. I wish it were otherwise, and pray each day that it will change. As long as there is hope, let’s all continue to vote. Maybe a crack of sunshine will find it’s way into the Clinton teflon coating and vaporize the vampire witch, but the bigger problem will still need to be overcame and delt with.

    • John Greer

      It’s not so much crooked or rigged as just plain defective.
      Majoritarian politics is easily gamed in favor of the full-timers of whatever persuasion.
      It has long been asserted that dropping the One Voter One Vote model of selecting a winner in favor of Approval Voting (AKA non-partisan voting as is done here in NC for selecting judges where one votes up or down on every candidate presented) would cut out a lot of self-serving influences within a Party and make them seek out better candidates, even those who don’t do politics for a living.

  • Spin Drift

    “It’s not who votes that counts, it’s who counts the votes that counts.” Joe Stalin. The GOPe candidate has to win past the margin of fraud. As they say in Chicago “vote early and often.”

    Spin
    Molon Labe
    War Damn Eagle

  • JTC

    Wow. The leader of the house of gopes refuses to endorse the GOP nominee.

    It’s time to put the party out of its misery.

    And impeach Ryano now.

    • billf

      Y’know,when I saw that headline,”I cannot endorse Donald Trump” ,I thought -Well he couldn’t have endorsed Obama either,but he certainly caved in often enough!!

  • I can just picture Ma Barker’s response when Trump’s ads start hitting:
    “How can he say those things? Doesn’t he know who I am!?!”

    “Only too well, Madam.”

  • Forgot to add:
    Trump/Cruz 2016!
    or, equally good:
    Cruz for SCOTUS 2017!

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