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  • December 27, 2020 at 5:31 pm

    When the electorate heard that Joe Biden was the only living human who could pronounce Trunalimunumaprzure correctly, that’s when they knew he should be in command of the nuclear codes.

    • December 28, 2020 at 9:54 am

      I’d much rather see Tim Pool with that kind of power.
      At least he’s well informed.

  • December 27, 2020 at 6:33 pm
    My Way or -->

    Nicely done.

    Chris, if it’s any consolation, my old, and very tired, 15-year=old computer quit on me just after I had saved one document and meant to move on. Couldn’t get the old thing cranked up and had to buy a refurbished one (new hard drive, W10, etc.) and am happy because it cost less than a brand new one.
    Hope you had a Merry Christmas. Looking forward to the coming year.

    • December 27, 2020 at 6:45 pm

      Yes, we just went through an elaborate detangling both physically and metaphorically with all sorts IT stuff
      Hope the new stuff didn’t have to route through Nashville
      I did want to make sure Red wasn’t nearby when I saw this video

  • December 27, 2020 at 7:16 pm

    Chris, the answer is simple….lots of gratuitous nudity to keep our minds off the timing of the toons.

    • December 28, 2020 at 12:01 am
      Grunt GI

      Hear hear!!

  • December 27, 2020 at 7:32 pm
  • December 27, 2020 at 9:47 pm

    Random is good, fits with everything else.

    Jan. 9th? Just in time for the Rubicon crossing.

  • December 27, 2020 at 9:55 pm
    John M.

    We’ll take what we can get, Chris. I, for one, will be grateful for what we do receive!

    Looks like “Holy Tera” will be set back a little further, also?

  • December 27, 2020 at 10:37 pm
    Too Tall

    Zed, Zed,

    Sam, “Best dream…,” box…,” I don’t think “shoot me” is the correct response.

  • December 27, 2020 at 10:37 pm

    Enjoy the break, Chris, and prayers for a happy new year. (In all of the shipping hassles this season, I ordered a new bathroom fan motor on Monday and received it, NJ to MN, UPSGround, Thursday.)

  • December 27, 2020 at 10:41 pm

    Very nice! The previous was great! And now this.
    Love it! Great work. Well worth waiting for anytime.
    Thank you!

  • December 27, 2020 at 10:59 pm

    We’re with you Chris. Stuff happens.
    Except, well… as to the evildoers going out in a box?
    Go Morbark. There are so many that, really, it’s gonna be about throughput.

  • December 27, 2020 at 11:42 pm
    President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

    “It came in a box”
    Yep. The cartridge box.
    The last box in the Four Boxes of Freedom.
    Like Pandora’s Box, terrible things will be loosed before it can be closed again.

  • December 27, 2020 at 11:44 pm

    I know Orange Man Good plays the air chess, but I’ll be damned if I understand his moves sometimes; guess that’s the point.

    • December 28, 2020 at 5:18 pm

      But I should know by now that he is always planning three moves out…he apparently did do a red-pen line-item on the version he sent back along with the invocation of something called the ‘74 Impoundment Control Act.

      Don’t know if this gambit either will result in a checkmate but that boy is like the Eveready Rabbit and I need to stop looking over his shoulder when he’s playing them.

      • December 28, 2020 at 5:20 pm

        Of course the media line is “Trump backs down”.

        We’ll see.

  • December 27, 2020 at 11:45 pm
    President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman

    Oh, and welcome back, Chris. That wasn’t as long as I’d originally thought (week(s)). Hope you didn’t lose anything irretrievable when your old craptop went down.

  • December 28, 2020 at 12:25 am

    Chris sorry that your devils box has crapped out and let you down. Over the years I have found it very cathartic to take out my frustrations on computers in various ways. Computer #1 (old horizonal desk top) retired with 5 rounds of 380 hollow points. Computer #2 (lap top) beaten to death with a weighted wrist rest. Computer #3 (desk top) taken to annual training packed full of C-4 and vaporized. In your case I suggest strapping it to a frozen turkey and letting Sam launch it. Pay no attention to your friends and their comments behind your back ” Short fuse” “Anger management” “Hair trigger”. The peace and tranquility you get from killing these tools of Satan are worth 30 days in the VA hospital, on the seventh floor. Good luck.

    • December 28, 2020 at 1:09 am
      Too Tall

      Seventh floor of the VA hospital is where they keep all the really good drugs.

      I prefer Tannerite to thoroughly erase any non-volatile memory or storage.

  • December 28, 2020 at 4:29 am

    I was wondering what had happened. Not that I MINDED looking at “Santa Baby” for a few days… 😀

  • December 28, 2020 at 6:26 am
    Bill G

    This gives new meaning to the thought of Boxing Day. Of course, a U.S. version would be slightly different from the way that it’s done in Canada or on the British Isles.



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