When the electorate heard that Joe Biden was the only living human who could pronounce Trunalimunumaprzure correctly, that’s when they knew he should be in command of the nuclear codes.
John
Dec 28 2020 at 9:54 am
I’d much rather see Tim Pool with that kind of power.
At least he’s well informed.
My Way or -->
Dec 27 2020 at 6:33 pm
Nicely done.
Chris, if it’s any consolation, my old, and very tired, 15-year=old computer quit on me just after I had saved one document and meant to move on. Couldn’t get the old thing cranked up and had to buy a refurbished one (new hard drive, W10, etc.) and am happy because it cost less than a brand new one.
Hope you had a Merry Christmas. Looking forward to the coming year.
epador
Dec 27 2020 at 6:45 pm
Yes, we just went through an elaborate detangling both physically and metaphorically with all sorts IT stuff
Hope the new stuff didn’t have to route through Nashville
I did want to make sure Red wasn’t nearby when I saw this video http://disq.us/p/2e1vung
JimV
Dec 27 2020 at 7:16 pm
Chris, the answer is simple….lots of gratuitous nudity to keep our minds off the timing of the toons.
We’ll take what we can get, Chris. I, for one, will be grateful for what we do receive!
Looks like “Holy Tera” will be set back a little further, also?
Too Tall
Dec 27 2020 at 10:37 pm
Zed, Zed,
Sam, “Best dream…,” box…,” I don’t think “shoot me” is the correct response.
ottersmith
Dec 27 2020 at 10:37 pm
Enjoy the break, Chris, and prayers for a happy new year. (In all of the shipping hassles this season, I ordered a new bathroom fan motor on Monday and received it, NJ to MN, UPSGround, Thursday.)
Kafiroon
Dec 27 2020 at 10:41 pm
Very nice! The previous was great! And now this.
Love it! Great work. Well worth waiting for anytime.
Thank you!
Badger
Dec 27 2020 at 10:59 pm
We’re with you Chris. Stuff happens.
Except, well… as to the evildoers going out in a box?
Go Morbark. There are so many that, really, it’s gonna be about throughput.
President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman
Dec 27 2020 at 11:42 pm
“It came in a box”
Yep. The cartridge box.
The last box in the Four Boxes of Freedom.
Like Pandora’s Box, terrible things will be loosed before it can be closed again.
JTC
Dec 27 2020 at 11:44 pm
I know Orange Man Good plays the air chess, but I’ll be damned if I understand his moves sometimes; guess that’s the point.
But I should know by now that he is always planning three moves out…he apparently did do a red-pen line-item on the version he sent back along with the invocation of something called the ‘74 Impoundment Control Act.
Don’t know if this gambit either will result in a checkmate but that boy is like the Eveready Rabbit and I need to stop looking over his shoulder when he’s playing them.
JTC
Dec 28 2020 at 5:20 pm
Of course the media line is “Trump backs down”.
We’ll see.
President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman
Dec 27 2020 at 11:45 pm
Oh, and welcome back, Chris. That wasn’t as long as I’d originally thought (week(s)). Hope you didn’t lose anything irretrievable when your old craptop went down.
sgtcpt
Dec 28 2020 at 12:25 am
Chris sorry that your devils box has crapped out and let you down. Over the years I have found it very cathartic to take out my frustrations on computers in various ways. Computer #1 (old horizonal desk top) retired with 5 rounds of 380 hollow points. Computer #2 (lap top) beaten to death with a weighted wrist rest. Computer #3 (desk top) taken to annual training packed full of C-4 and vaporized. In your case I suggest strapping it to a frozen turkey and letting Sam launch it. Pay no attention to your friends and their comments behind your back ” Short fuse” “Anger management” “Hair trigger”. The peace and tranquility you get from killing these tools of Satan are worth 30 days in the VA hospital, on the seventh floor. Good luck.
Too Tall
Dec 28 2020 at 1:09 am
Seventh floor of the VA hospital is where they keep all the really good drugs.
I prefer Tannerite to thoroughly erase any non-volatile memory or storage.
I was wondering what had happened. Not that I MINDED looking at “Santa Baby” for a few days… 😀
Bill G
Dec 28 2020 at 6:26 am
This gives new meaning to the thought of Boxing Day. Of course, a U.S. version would be slightly different from the way that it’s done in Canada or on the British Isles.
Halley
When the electorate heard that Joe Biden was the only living human who could pronounce Trunalimunumaprzure correctly, that’s when they knew he should be in command of the nuclear codes.
John
I’d much rather see Tim Pool with that kind of power.
At least he’s well informed.
My Way or -->
Nicely done.
Chris, if it’s any consolation, my old, and very tired, 15-year=old computer quit on me just after I had saved one document and meant to move on. Couldn’t get the old thing cranked up and had to buy a refurbished one (new hard drive, W10, etc.) and am happy because it cost less than a brand new one.
Hope you had a Merry Christmas. Looking forward to the coming year.
epador
Yes, we just went through an elaborate detangling both physically and metaphorically with all sorts IT stuff
Hope the new stuff didn’t have to route through Nashville
I did want to make sure Red wasn’t nearby when I saw this video
http://disq.us/p/2e1vung
JimV
Chris, the answer is simple….lots of gratuitous nudity to keep our minds off the timing of the toons.
Grunt GI
Hear hear!!
Pamela
It’s all in the name…
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/12/mathematician-bobby-piton-finds-500000-unique-last-names-pennsylvania-sophisticated-state-actor-able-optimize-desired-outcome/
JTC
Random is good, fits with everything else.
Jan. 9th? Just in time for the Rubicon crossing.
John M.
We’ll take what we can get, Chris. I, for one, will be grateful for what we do receive!
Looks like “Holy Tera” will be set back a little further, also?
Too Tall
Zed, Zed,
Sam, “Best dream…,” box…,” I don’t think “shoot me” is the correct response.
ottersmith
Enjoy the break, Chris, and prayers for a happy new year. (In all of the shipping hassles this season, I ordered a new bathroom fan motor on Monday and received it, NJ to MN, UPSGround, Thursday.)
Kafiroon
Very nice! The previous was great! And now this.
Love it! Great work. Well worth waiting for anytime.
Thank you!
Badger
We’re with you Chris. Stuff happens.
Except, well… as to the evildoers going out in a box?
Go Morbark. There are so many that, really, it’s gonna be about throughput.
President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman
“It came in a box”
Yep. The cartridge box.
The last box in the Four Boxes of Freedom.
Like Pandora’s Box, terrible things will be loosed before it can be closed again.
JTC
I know Orange Man Good plays the air chess, but I’ll be damned if I understand his moves sometimes; guess that’s the point.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/president-trump-signs-covid-relief-spending-bill-averting-shutdown-so-what-happens-now
JTC
But I should know by now that he is always planning three moves out…he apparently did do a red-pen line-item on the version he sent back along with the invocation of something called the ‘74 Impoundment Control Act.
Don’t know if this gambit either will result in a checkmate but that boy is like the Eveready Rabbit and I need to stop looking over his shoulder when he’s playing them.
JTC
Of course the media line is “Trump backs down”.
We’ll see.
President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman
Oh, and welcome back, Chris. That wasn’t as long as I’d originally thought (week(s)). Hope you didn’t lose anything irretrievable when your old craptop went down.
sgtcpt
Chris sorry that your devils box has crapped out and let you down. Over the years I have found it very cathartic to take out my frustrations on computers in various ways. Computer #1 (old horizonal desk top) retired with 5 rounds of 380 hollow points. Computer #2 (lap top) beaten to death with a weighted wrist rest. Computer #3 (desk top) taken to annual training packed full of C-4 and vaporized. In your case I suggest strapping it to a frozen turkey and letting Sam launch it. Pay no attention to your friends and their comments behind your back ” Short fuse” “Anger management” “Hair trigger”. The peace and tranquility you get from killing these tools of Satan are worth 30 days in the VA hospital, on the seventh floor. Good luck.
Too Tall
Seventh floor of the VA hospital is where they keep all the really good drugs.
I prefer Tannerite to thoroughly erase any non-volatile memory or storage.
Major Matt Mason
I was wondering what had happened. Not that I MINDED looking at “Santa Baby” for a few days… 😀
Bill G
This gives new meaning to the thought of Boxing Day. Of course, a U.S. version would be slightly different from the way that it’s done in Canada or on the British Isles.