Did the Klown notice that all 4000 of the deppities are exactly alike? Tuck done figgered out how to run the “duplicate” function on the Javelon Machine?
File several thousand charges of domestic terrorism, trafficking, civil rights violations and misprision of felony charges against each member of the SWAT team.
Seize and force forfeiture of all personal effects, cash, bank accounts, vehicles, and real property as evidence and illegal fruits of their crimes.
Hold them without bail, bond, or a trial date, in perpetuity, similar to the J6 political prisoners, taking advantage of the West Texas environment to provide far worse conditions.
When the Fed lawyers show up for judicial hearings, repeatedly and eternally hold them in contempt of court for the loathsome nature of their existence
Tucker will know he has hit his stride when the entire FBI workforce voluntarily trudges off to Nome, Alaska to investigate vending machine theft fo the next four decades while building by hand, out of pebbles, the new multi-million dollar FBI Headquarters and carbon neutral polar bear preserve.
4,132 visible deputies. I expect there’d have been others standing off. Folks who like the old ad line “Long distance is the next best thing to being there” as well as the phrase ‘Grin and Barrett.”
I just imagine those Feebs would rather face a “Black Hawk Down” type of situation than get captured by a bunch of pizzed off Texas rednecks. Getting roped and dragged through a patch of cholla cactus repeatedly would just be the beginning of their troubles.
Deputize the feds then charge them with dereliction of duty, conduct unbecoming an Officer, the ever popular ‘prejudice of good order and discipline’, and whatever else is in the Gunpowder Sheriff’s Directives.
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Did the Klown notice that all 4000 of the deppities are exactly alike? Tuck done figgered out how to run the “duplicate” function on the Javelon Machine?
Only $50 per Deputy for bond?
Tucker needs to step up his Lawfare game.
File several thousand charges of domestic terrorism, trafficking, civil rights violations and misprision of felony charges against each member of the SWAT team.
Seize and force forfeiture of all personal effects, cash, bank accounts, vehicles, and real property as evidence and illegal fruits of their crimes.
Hold them without bail, bond, or a trial date, in perpetuity, similar to the J6 political prisoners, taking advantage of the West Texas environment to provide far worse conditions.
When the Fed lawyers show up for judicial hearings, repeatedly and eternally hold them in contempt of court for the loathsome nature of their existence
Then, get really creative….
Love this. It should be implemented in many “red” areas immediately. And more creative.
Tucker will know he has hit his stride when the entire FBI workforce voluntarily trudges off to Nome, Alaska to investigate vending machine theft fo the next four decades while building by hand, out of pebbles, the new multi-million dollar FBI Headquarters and carbon neutral polar bear preserve.
Great scene, that’s nice work sir.
Will Gunpowder give political amnesty to federal marshals?
Depending on their records, I imagine. Which will, somehow, have become available.
4,132 visible deputies. I expect there’d have been others standing off. Folks who like the old ad line “Long distance is the next best thing to being there” as well as the phrase ‘Grin and Barrett.”
I just imagine those Feebs would rather face a “Black Hawk Down” type of situation than get captured by a bunch of pizzed off Texas rednecks. Getting roped and dragged through a patch of cholla cactus repeatedly would just be the beginning of their troubles.
Deputize the feds then charge them with dereliction of duty, conduct unbecoming an Officer, the ever popular ‘prejudice of good order and discipline’, and whatever else is in the Gunpowder Sheriff’s Directives.
Antifa, BLM, etc who helped make it happen also invited…
https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-to-host-first-annual-jan-6-reunion