Day By Day


  • formwiz

    Gotta admit, he handled it beautifully.

  • NotYetInACamp


  • CPQA

    Anyone notice if Kim Jong Un is wearing high heels in today’s toon. I mean if Chris is gonna borrow from Jurassic World might as well go whole hog.

  • KenH

    Considering Kim Dong Small’s latest squib was another misfire, in spite of all the cardboard and hot glue on parade…. Your move Kimmie. I figure he has a good chance of staring down the wrong end of a 57mm piece before the end of the month

    • GWB

      Yup, it blowed up. You might almost say it was a premature discharge.

  • JTC

    Amazing imagery, CM.

    As the Beast claims the soul of this monster -and he will-, let us remember that the Savior is risen to save ours…and he will.

    Happy Easter y’all.

    • CPQA

      Or as my sister says: Happy Zombie Jesus Day!

      • JTC

        A little crude, but true.

        When my kids were scared of bumps in the night or monster movies, etc. we told them not to worry as their Jesus is the only real magic, the only real ghost, and the only true walking dead…so yeah.

        Tell Sis right back atcha from me! 🙂

        • CPQA

          I agree and I will.

    • Pamela

      A Blessed Easter and Passover to one and all.

  • CuriousB

    To borrow a meme from the 80’s and from Bob Marley – “We be jammin”.

  • geoman

    Shouldn’t you first actually win a war before congratulating yourself on what a walk in the park it is?

  • Nicely done, CM. Nicely done. Since tomorrow is an ancient day of Spring rituals (call it what you may), let us hope that the ‘aviv’ (to borrow from my Jewish friends) is not a bitter one.

  • Spin Drift

    I would have sent Mattis. Little Kimmie would drop a testicle on seeing him.

    Jurassic Pork barbecued

  • Dread

    Prepare to kick ass.

  • Deplorable B Woodman

    I was thinking it was a dream sequence. Everyone is afraid of something. Even (especially) dictators. So what is NDtBF (Needle Dick the Bug Fucker — see ThisAintHell dot us) afraid of? ……….(hint: current resident in the Oval Office)

    I think the launch was a dud…..on purpose. That way NDtBF could tell his serfs and the world that he committed a launch……without incurring the full wrath of President Trump and the US Navy. He stepped up to “the line”……without stepping over it. A face saving move, a coward’s way out.

  • marineseabee

    Instead of worrying about what China will do, why doesn’t Trump drop the bigger MOAB. Yes, there is a bigger one weighing 30,000 pounds. And, drop it on Kim Dumb Ass while they’re at it.
    That would solve all our problems, and reunite the two Koreas.

    • JTC


  • JohninMd.(Help!?!!)

    Hard to tell with the Kim family, since they’ve all been certifiable bug-nuts, bat guano krazi…

  • Kim Jong Un(fit) is about to discover that his shit don’t work with us.

  • Gunner

    I wonder if Kimmies launch was sucessful, but it got a dose of Laser before going very far.

  • Bill G

    You can’t reason with crazy; it’s got to be contained or ended.

  • Southpaw

    What’s the over/under on Kimmie not seeing the sunrise on May 1?

    • Todd Wilson

      I’ve got unders.

  • macleod

    That fatass can’t run very far, or fast..

  • Whatever is going to happen over there, please remember that people who will suffer the most are those who are NOT in the favor of the Kim dynasty, who are starving to death in places that tour buses never visit, and whose lives are living hell.
    TRex -> TRump. Nice punning again, CM, very nice.

  • Mort

    The plump dictator had his uncle torn apart by dogs, and
    his half-brother assassinated, I feel bad for whomever
    is going to be scapegoated for the missile failure which
    was to celebrate his family dynasty.

  • Somebody needs to fix this idiots attitude.

  • WayneM

    Can someone arrange for Dennis Rodman to be there when the defecation strikes the oscillator? It only seems fitting…

    • Mort

      Too beautiful.

  • cz93x62

    Boss NorK needs a Matchking very badly.

  • Pamela

    Chris that poor critter is going to have such a case of the trots from ingesting poisonous meat. Once it is recovered, are you going to let it loose in the U.N. to clean house….

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