Nailed It.


  • February 24, 2022 at 12:12 am
    Too Tall

    A Magic 8-Ball is a font of omnipotent wisdom compared to the entirety of the Biden* Administration.

  • February 24, 2022 at 12:31 am
  • February 24, 2022 at 12:55 am

    The Russians did it!

    @CBSNews Feb 22
    The U.S. economy has been hit with increased gas prices, inflation, and supply-chain issues due to the Ukraine crisis.

    • February 24, 2022 at 3:34 am

      What a crock of shit. CBS should be shut down for saying such crap.

      • February 24, 2022 at 3:37 am

        CBS is trying to cover for the idiot in charge. I think it is to late for that. The American people are not that dumb, at least I hope not.

      • February 24, 2022 at 7:16 am

        But half the population are “True Believers”, in the Progressive cause. They will go out of their way to remain willfully ignorant. It’s an Article of Faith for them.

      • February 24, 2022 at 10:16 am
        Simon Jester

        What do you mean, not that dumb? Enough of them voted for him to put the election within reach of the Steal. Sounds dumb enough to me.

    • February 24, 2022 at 11:09 am

      GD MOFO aggressive Russians. They must have cut the XL Pipeline from Canada.
      Those mofo Russians make up fake steel dossiers, P Parties, lection ballot stuffing, and knock ;ittle old ladies crossing the street. Next they will send out Chinese fleets to strip every fish they can from the oceans. Those GD Russians. Russia. Russia. Russia. they must have plotted with Masha. Marsha. Marsha. Did the Russians close the coal and nuclear power plants also? That messing with our electric supplies killed people in Texas and elsewhere last winter. And the Chinese are selling all of our pigs to Russians,who are eating all of our pigs. Don’t forget the Russians shut our small businesses and dumped milk and slaughter chickens and cows and dumped them in burial pits. Then those Russian submarines that have bottled up all of those container ships off of our ports and around the world. The Russians closed all of the rare earth mines in the USA and closed the last lead smelter. Those mofo Russians. I expect the Russians to conquer Taiwan next.
      Super Brain, Resident of the White house Retirement Home and Hospice will get us all out of this. He is a sniffing god. His son is something else also.

      ‘Inventing Anna’ had too much truth in it.

    • February 25, 2022 at 3:16 pm

      The bigger problem is that a very large portion of the American people believe whatever they are told, most of them wear a mask when alone in their car.

  • February 24, 2022 at 1:05 am
    William Henry

    A retarded sock puppet is brighter than dementia joe.

    • February 24, 2022 at 11:47 am

      I’ve got a coffee can full of dryer lint that’s got more cognitive ability than Spongebrains Shitspants.

  • February 24, 2022 at 1:26 am

    Well, at least he hasn’t appointed his horse to the Senate like Caligula did.

    • February 24, 2022 at 3:39 am

      Just wait. Didn’t he get a new dog?

    • February 24, 2022 at 4:33 am

      Biden: “Oh! HorSe!”


  • February 24, 2022 at 1:33 am

    They caught him at a good time, he must have taken his meds within the past hour.

  • February 24, 2022 at 3:43 am

    It’s as plausible a theory as anything else.

    But I really don’t blame the dementia patient nor even his handlers behind the charade. Blame lies with that vast swarth of the electorate playing along with the Coup, as if The Crime of the Century never even happened.

    • February 24, 2022 at 11:04 am

      You can’t even blame the “electorate”. They only know what they’re told.
      The real villains here are the self-anointed elites who revel in incest and more dollars than sense.
      They own, or used to own, the News, and with some well distributed cash, own the politicians who in turn finance them through the Military Industrial Complex of Excessive Spending by way of our tax dollars and borrowing money they won’t repay.
      Joe is an end product, not a cause.

    • February 24, 2022 at 11:13 am

      The electorate did not elect Joe. It was an unconstitutional election also. Blame the electors. Pardon. I forgot all the electorate that showed up after the Emergency Shutdown of ballot counting election offices in the 6 key states. Emergency Powers do come in handy sometimes.

      • February 24, 2022 at 11:15 am

        This comment is a reply to the comment below, I think. You never know with the D counting machines and computers.

  • February 24, 2022 at 5:42 am

    We are now seeing the result of a weak pResident. Putin just pulled the trigger because he figures he can get away with it. Europe won’t do anything for Ukraine other than make noise. We won’t do anything because Putin has done the political calculus (Joe is playing with the tiddly winks) and knows he can be bold. Even China is making more noises about Taiwan; look for that to heat up in the near future if it hasn’t already. Hopefully the folks here will look around and realize that “81 million” voters have screwed up royally and do something about it come election time. (I don’t have much hope on that, have too many friends ‘back home’ in PA who are rabid Biden fans. Don’t know if they will ever learn. But I can always hope.)

    • February 24, 2022 at 7:09 am

      “81 million” rabid Biden fans because he’s Not Trump! UGH

  • February 24, 2022 at 9:22 am

    We are so utterly f#$%ed with that guy as our CO and Austin and Milley running as LTs…This is “Dereliction of Duty” all over again. War diverts attention from domestic issues so bad policy can be enacted. History sure does rhyme. I’d rather it rhyme like Kipling with us on top.

  • February 24, 2022 at 10:00 am
    Too Tall

    Off Topic but apropos to the DoubleD:

    • February 24, 2022 at 12:26 pm

      That’s a sticky subject

    • February 24, 2022 at 2:25 pm

      Come shake hands with the Bull.

  • February 24, 2022 at 10:44 am

    Being There … Chauncey Gardener is in the White House.

    • February 24, 2022 at 11:10 am

      That is a terrible insult to Chauncey.
      He never claimed to be what others thought he was.

      • February 24, 2022 at 11:17 am

        You are so right, sir. The gardener gave gardening answers to what he was asked. Chauncey knew how to grow plants in his garden.

  • February 24, 2022 at 11:27 am

    Y’all chill…NATO is on it.

    via little Don:

    They can say “You’re fucked!” in 37 languages!

    • February 24, 2022 at 11:42 am

      Wish it wasn’t so, the difference between humans and animals. Animals would never allow the dumbest of the herd to lead them.

      • February 26, 2022 at 6:45 am
        Bill G

        The term ‘Judas Goat’ exists for a reason.

  • February 24, 2022 at 12:28 pm

    I hope each and every person here is stocked up and not just wee projectiles.

    • February 24, 2022 at 3:38 pm

      Agreed, but do not underestimate those wee projectiles, esp. .22, that is the SHTF ammo from God. Buy it by the thousand when you can, .08 rd. hurts compared to old times, but these ain’t old times.

      • February 25, 2022 at 12:00 am

        “Magic-8 Ball” with pre-loaded “Woke” answers.

        Four years ago at Deir ez Zor, Syria the US saw the Russian plans for an attack. President Trump was able to make a decision and have 1-200 aircraft in theater to smash the mech assault. Now, the Committee of the Elite can’t even make a decision or plan for a reasonable move. Putin has got to know that it is his time to run the table. The Elite will not even be able to decide what pronouns to use.

  • February 24, 2022 at 1:48 pm

    When they said “8-Ball”, Hunter came a running, but Sniffy done sniffed it, hence his moment of cogency, or what seemed cogent to him at the time anyway.

  • February 24, 2022 at 1:56 pm

    Compare to a city after a blm/antifa riot: LIVE: View of Maidan square in Kyiv, Ukraine, after Russian invasion:

  • February 24, 2022 at 2:45 pm
    Deplorable PaulS

    Let’s go Brandon! And the whores he rode in on!

  • February 24, 2022 at 6:11 pm

    this is simply brandon taking revenge on Ukraine for not paying his kid any more, and calling in favours from russia to do it.

  • February 26, 2022 at 6:50 am
    Bill G

    I doubt that anyone has picked up a useful phrase from Sino Joe’s disjointed ramblings. I find myself now wondering what it’s like for the Secret Service people who have to be near him.



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