September 13, 2015 Beat It. by Chris Muir Share this Share: Tag:Arrogance & Elitism, Culture Wars, Men & Women, Progressives
Yes, it could be worse.
They could decide not to dress “it” at al…let it keep the Mao suit, please.
And we could give a flying fuck about the politics of “artists”…shut up and sing, bitches.
At least Joe Perry (Aerosmith) is a Republican. I suspect others are, too, but keep it secret for fear of alienating their idiot fans.
Men like women in a uniform?.
WRONG!! Men like women OUT OF a uniform.
Especially if they look like Sam and Jan. And yeah. . . I’ll even look at Skye (but that’s as close as I’ll get).
She could be contemplating doing Salome’s Dance of the Seven Veils in order to secure votes and donations.
Hildabeast doing the dance of the seven veils. BRRRRRRRRRR Now I need a dose of listerine for the mind. Hellova picture. Don’t reckon that’d get too many contributions – except maybe to keep her from doing an encore.
Orange jump suit is best. Preferably in grey bar hotel.
You may have noticed they abruptly stopped letting her be photographed in that Hi-C orange pantsuit.
Too many people were expecting to see WASHINGTON DC JAIL stenciled across its back in four-inch black block letters.
In her case, black isn’t an improvement. Too reminiscent of Stirba before her rejuvenation into Sybil Danning in Howling II; Your Sister Is A Werewolf.
She looks like she’s perpetually on the edge of letting out an earsplitting shriek, leaping on you and trying to…gum you to death.
Looks like a borg. Thinks like a Dalek.
Stick a toilet plunger and a hand cranked egg beater under each arm, and it’d be spot on.
(I could suggest another place to stick the toilet plunger, but I won’t go there).
Quoth B Woodman “(I could suggest another place to stick the toilet plunger, but I won’t go there)”
Apparently neither does Slick Willie. Although she WAS kinda cute back in her college days. Wouldn’t have taken more than a coupla Harvey wallbangers and a sixpack of Slitz Malt to make her downright hittable – back then! Today, ain’t that much booze and vitamin V to do it. No sir!
Most artists, the way their brains are wired, yes, they create great art in all media, but that same hardwiring makes them lean to the left, some moreso than others.
I could go into a long winded babble, but it would put you to sleep, and/or confuse you, just accept it.
Nah, don’t buy into the pre-ordained “artiste” crap; they’re just products of, and playing to, their environment.
But for the record (heh, I crack me up), there ain’t any better guitar rock than the sisters Wilson; not Hendrix or Clapton or Morrison…thinking about it made me dig up Dreamboat Annie and crank up some Magic Man and Crazy on You. Damn.
Doesn’t mean those Canuck girls know a damn thing about politics, government, or the world. Like said before, shut up and play, bitches.
Hollyweird and the Muzak industry both attract and create narcissists. If I dropped out of high school, moved to L.A. and spent my life surrounded by cameras, microphones and morons screaming my name and begging me for an autograph, don’t you think that would go to my head and build a nest?
They lean left because they follow the money, which is from the left.
BTW, LOVE the bulldog jowls on Shrilery Cankles. Thanks
Uh, huh, loved Cankles’ final line & the play off Bob Hope’s eternal line in Ghost Breakers : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5PInhXkfvs
Nicely done, Chris!
“Beat It”…yeah, we have to.
“Like a Romulan Commander… I howled!!! 😉
Damn all Romulans! Martok for President!
More like “I am Woman, (hear me roar)”.
Sadly the guy who plays General Martok, J.G. Hertzler, is yet another dyed-in-the-wool liberal actor who lives here in New York State. So yeah, I’d vote for the character but not for the actor.
When does the skin start to slough and body parts drop off…
Gorilla glue in use. Lots of it.
Underboob… so much underboob… Definitely makes up for the Hildebeast.