Speaking of barn finds, what ever became of the lovely old Corvette Wade had stashed away? Back into the barn?
it’ll need to be moved from the barn.
Use the ‘Vette as a centerpiece of the club, similar to what the Hard Rock Cafe did with the old ‘Caddies.
Hopefully you’re not talking about cutting them in half and suspending the grille over the bar….
Oh HELL no! I’m sure there are other ways to make such a FINE piece of beautiful machinery the centerpiece of a Gentlemen’s Club.
Oh crap, a gay bar then? Hope they don’t expect pizza catering.
Memories Pizzeria, Indiana, that just had the “news” media hatchet job done on them, when an enterprising “reporter” asked the young lady there if they would ever cater a gay wedding. And the ensuing firestorm thereof.
Another sad sordid saga in the ongoing battle between gay activists, their media allies, and the religious right.
The gay activists and the left biased media need to be hung by their thumbs and beaten like a pinata.
Chris, just being a dick (heh) and expressing disappointment that the only way the girls are gonna be getting nekkid around there is if the guests are disinterested in their equipment. Sorry Damon, I hope you find other accomodations.
Pizza? Referencing the Indiana thing…so crazy and wrong that it’s funny.
billf, you don’t want to be in a “you might be a redneck” contest with me. 🙂
Disinterested in Sam, Skye and Jan? Nobody’s that gay. Beauty can always be appreciated even if there is no sexual attraction, that’s one of the mysteries of beauty.
Well, maybe Skye. Socialists have far too much baggage and physical beauty is fleeting. Usually.
There’s always skinny-dipping’ lake there.
I think closer to a “guy” bar.
Ideally a club where rich and powerful men meet to have a drink (and be crude about women without women present to be offended). I doubt Damon plans to set up yet another honky-tonk bar in Texas.
This, of course, is going to court a lot of trouble. You can have a women-only club in the US, no problem. But may the gods themselves help you if you try to set up a men-only. Something Chris apparently wants to talk a bit about.
Ahhhh. . . but if it’s on PRIVATE PROPERTY, by INVITATION only, the Gubberment can’t say much about it. But I’m sure they’ll try.
At the current state of affairs, the Gubberment could fuck up a wet dream.
Apparently,JTC is from somewhere,(California maybe) where “Men’s Club” means something different.
Rednecks know what Damon means.
“Sure. Wade moves in with us.”
Men. Women. Two different languages.
Zed says “A”. Sam hears “E”. Totally unrelated.
It’s agood thing we need each other.
As long as Wade cleans his boots before coming in the house, why not.
Zed might want to invest in some really good sound proofing for their bedroom, or re-do the back set in the car.
FYI : The Go Fund Me/ Memories Pizza site has reached over $840K in donations to help their cause in overcoming the burn job by the lamestream media. Way to go, America !
I sell vintage/estate jewelry, diamonds, etc. and looks like I’ll be an FFL again soon by default (repo my old pawn/gun biz).
I’ve sold a bunch of wedding/promise rings to gay couples over the years, but I think now I won’t, and also I won’t cater the shootin’ irons for the next (first?) LGBT blogshoot…so GO FUND ME! I can use a spar mil.
JK…the gays I’ve dealt with were nice people and their money was good…and then I’m down with that whole libertarian do as you please but don’t fuck with me thing. Ya’ll might burn in hell but that ain’t my problem.
Too bad the tiny percentile of jackasses and jillasses get the headlines for gays…gunnies too (I see you there OCTC!).
“spare” mil. I could probably use a spar mil too if I knew what it was. 🙂
“Spar mill”:Custom wood-working shop specializing in horizontal wooden beams used in cargo-handling & sailing industries. — Big Book of Amazing But Untrue Facts
Could be typo for “spare megabuck”.
Hmm, a social operation in the middle of nowhere? Controlled access with quarters? Smells like cover for a war room to me. I just can’t see a guy in Damon’s situation finding satisfaction running a mere club.
I don’t see Jan supporting the traditional style of a Gentleman’s club.
Maybe a new Gunsite?
Damon’s forgotten that the traditional ‘Men Only’ venue is no longer allowed here.
Women only, fine, but not men only.
Doesn’t Texas have a long tradition of Chicken Ranches? I seem to remember a fameous one outside of Houston.
I’m thinking of this as a smaller version of Galt’s Gulch, with comfy leather seating.
And part of that vision is that only those who are invited know it exists. Private property, private club.
Bingo. Several comments have almost deserved this same comment, but this one is exactly my thought.
Middle of nowhere…hmm maybe some good home brew ales and fine sipping tequilas, and at least 20 year old bourbons, whiskeys, brandy and ports. Their own still..
But anyone orders a brewed ginger beer and kraken rum. two is the limit.
Don’t forget the lime juice.
Damon’s pretty\much going to have to level the barn and rebuild. Water, power, ssanitation, none of it would be adequate for what Damon wants to do.
One would expect that the barn is a good distance from the main house for privacy. Privacy for the main house, privacy from the main house. Not like the property doesn’t have enough land for it. It also dovetails nicely into Zed’s plans to take people hunting feral pigs. Damon’s providing high-rolling clientele for Zed.
With Naomi providing security, and Anatoly flying the chopper to the outlying hunting blinds.
JT, the barn needs to be left alone for camouflage. The required utilities and structures should be built within it. Some way to hide vehicles from casual satellite observation should be built, also. Hopefully the soil in that area isn’t six inches deep, so that access tunnels can be constructed. Strong enough for a couple of cows to walk on.
If the deeper soil in that part of Texas is anything like most of the “soil” in south Arizona, it’s caleche (spelling?) and will take a bulldozer and dynamite to dig deep enough for what you’re thinking of.
It’s “Caliche”, apparently. I’m familiar with the stuff (in Prescott), and honestly it would be about perfect for tunnels. It can be bored with a machine easier than the granite that’s six inches down where I live, and it won’t fall in on you like alluvial soil or glacial till. Interesting article on it, here:
You wouldn’t want to attack it armed only with a pickaxe, though.
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