He Wishes.


  • July 27, 2015 at 9:08 pm

    Weenies, soft and chewy, are off the menu.

  • July 27, 2015 at 9:26 pm

    ♪ Take me out to the BAALLL GAME ♪

  • July 27, 2015 at 9:33 pm
    Grunt GI

    Actually, with those sisters in hot waitress outfits…one wonders why there aren’t more Louisville Sluggers..

    Oh, wait, he’s a Limperal…ooops, I mean Liberal.

  • July 27, 2015 at 9:53 pm

    From what I’ve heard he’d more accurately represent Armour’s Vienna sausage line.

    • July 27, 2015 at 11:28 pm

      Actually, the rumor is he resembles the can the sausages come in.

      • July 28, 2015 at 12:11 am

        The sausages come in the can? Now even I am grossed the fuck out.

    • July 28, 2015 at 8:17 am
      B Woodman

      Ya beat me to the punch line.

  • July 27, 2015 at 9:56 pm
    Spin Drift

    Do they still plump when you cook’em? Only Slick Willie knows for sure as he has spent a few hours in the hot chair.

    Spin Drift
    War Damn Eagle
    Hold Fast
    Molon Labe

  • July 27, 2015 at 10:51 pm
    CAPT Mike

    Ok, finally a good line from the Wiener series.

  • July 27, 2015 at 11:08 pm

    Face palm.

  • July 27, 2015 at 11:35 pm
    Snafu F. Ubar

    Barney’s a dinosaur.

    Also, see “Dodd-Frank a Disaster for the Poorest People in Africa” at

  • July 27, 2015 at 11:44 pm

    Man. You guys are really working on exhausting all the frankfurter jokes. Could we get on with things, here?

    • July 28, 2015 at 5:33 am
      Bill G

      Well, there’s still all the Wiener Schnitzel gags to go.

      • July 28, 2015 at 6:51 am

        Then there are Schnitzengruben

      • July 28, 2015 at 7:10 am
        pool dog

        Roll! Roll! Roll in ze hay!

      • July 28, 2015 at 9:44 am
        B Woodman

        “No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.”

      • July 28, 2015 at 9:46 am
        B Woodman

        “Hello, handsome, is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?”

  • July 28, 2015 at 12:00 am

    Hey, Chris, one of the ladies suggested some new duds for Sam … is that why the skirt has two lines in the middle panel & three in the last? ;-/

    • July 28, 2015 at 8:30 am
      Unca Walt

      Eagle-eyed sumbitch… (*snork*) I ALWAYS fail to find the “six differences between the two pictures”…

  • July 28, 2015 at 12:34 am

    Boiled, grilled or fried – some wieners just never come out good……

  • July 28, 2015 at 2:05 am

    Hot diggety dog!

    • July 28, 2015 at 8:37 am

      Hot dickity dog…or did he never get beyond selfies?

  • July 28, 2015 at 5:34 am
    Bill G

    And still the congresscritter doubtlessly considers himself a Red Hot.

    • July 28, 2015 at 10:45 am

      He married Hill’s carpet muncher, how manly can he possibly remain?

      • July 28, 2015 at 6:22 pm
        Ming the Merciless

        I’d say it is the other way around, Hitlery’s Huma’s muncher, Huma being one of the higher up of the Muslim Brotherhood, in fact the Daesh(ISIS) as they are practically merged now…Benghazi’s purpose was to ship Gaddafi’s arsenal to the then nascent Isis/Brotherhood, now called the Daesh, the Muslim State, THE CALIPHATE.
        Them being the real muslims as Mohammed made them after his…
        Man, you have seen nothing yet…What’s going down in the Middle Eastern Caliphate will soon happen in America…Barry Hussein’s Caliphate.

  • July 28, 2015 at 2:19 pm

    Just goes to sow ya, there are always more wiener jokes to come.

    I thought that we had exhausted them on the Marketwatch comments sections back before tptb took it out because there was enough truth there to take out a government. It had started to effect the world, not even mentioning the election. Truth is valuable beyond levels that most people recognize. I say that they took out Murdoch to force him to shut that truth outlet. They removed anonymity of posting. Too many people feared repercussions. First they closed it down completely.

  • July 28, 2015 at 3:15 pm

    Whistle while you work.
    Hitler is a jerk
    Weeny, whiny, bit my weeny,
    Now it doesn’t work.

    -Taught to me when I was a wee child by WW2 US veterans and a Hun that was awarded the Iron Cross in WW1.

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