It would seem that a better use for them would be to slaughter them and give the meat to SNAP recipients in lieu of half of their monthly EBT. Seven million hogs would feed a bunch of welfare recipients for a long time.
I dunno, 42M SNAP recipients and only 7M wild hogs, won’t last long.
Both have proven equally difficult to reduce the population of…not being totally sure which would be more beneficial to be rid of, the destructive parasites or the hogs.
Leave the hogs on the hoof and provide them and only them for sustenance of the somalis et al…they butcher and they eat, and if they don’t, problem solved.
I wanna hear about a severed pigs head found on the front steps….or a ham stuck in the halal food section like whats happened in England.
How did Churchill’s quote go something like ( Islam in a man is like rabies in a dog ).
“How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy.”
….
“The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property (either as a child, a wife, or a concubine) must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men. Individual Moslems may show splendid qualities. Thousands become the brave and loyal soldiers of the Queen; all know how to die; but the influence of the religion paralyses the social development of those who follow it. No stronger retrograde force exists in the world.”
“That religion, which above all others was founded and propagated by the sword—the tenets and principles of which are instinct with incentives to slaughter and which in three continents has produced fighting breeds of men—stimulates a wild and merciless fanaticism. The love of plunder, always a characteristic of hill tribes, is fostered by the spectacle of opulence and luxury which, to their eyes, the cities and plains of the south display. A code of honour not less punctilious than that of old Spain is supported by vendettas as implacable as those of Corsica. ”
Find the ‘halal’ meat section, don’t worry a lot is marked as such now that they’ve quietly bought up most of the meat packing plants…using your taxmoney, then add a few packs of bacon for colour. Most Jews will shop around it sinceit’s sealed in plastic, islamists will trash the place. Then wait a couple of days for the sale on discount meat 🙂
1900-1901, During the Philippine–American War, Pershing commanded Army troops there. They buried the bodies of Muslim Moro tribesmen with a dead pig. There are varying accounts as to the details.
“Slip something into somebody’s grocery cart when they’re not looking- – – – -then see what happens at the checkout lane- – – – -like a ham during Passover!”
“Like two boar hogs fightin’ in a tow sack!”- – – -“If you ain’t John- – – -I’m gone!”
Brother Dave
December 21, 2025 at 12:27 pm
Saaruuk
So do I sir…..so do I….. 🙁
“And so you see Dear Hearts, Little David was the first rock ‘n’ roll artist because he taken a rock and ROLLED the Giant…..GLORY!!”
December 21, 2025 at 11:55 am
Oldarmourer
I’d just put the ham back and continue shopping. Torah only says don’t eat it or profit from it, nothing says you can’t touch it, you’re just ‘ceremonially unclean’ and can’t enter the Temple until sunset but since there’s no Temple at the moment, it’s a minor inconvenience. If you want to stir something up, do it at ramadan and watch the festivities.
It seems that a lot of the “calls to prayer” around the areas I was in were recordings. Some of the more, secular, types basically indicated that a (Undetermined number) of imans were not going to be up and down those stairs at all those hours. Let alone age/infrmaties or to fat to fit the stairways.
It seems safe to assume that most posters here understand this very basic statement: if the ‘religion of pieces’ cannot be totally eradicated from this planet, the koranimals must at least be rounded up and restricted a single geographical location somewhere on the european continent. I refer to this area as ‘Krapistan’. There they can ravage each other to a hearts content while being carefully monitored by the civilized beings.
Islam is a cancer in the body of human civilization. It never was a religion; it is a violent, brutish political movement pretending to be a religion. To paraphrase Scipio, Islam delenda est. As Brigham Young put it, “root and branch.” If any of it is allowed to remain it will re-grow until it has killed off or enslaved everyone but its members.
At which point the two branches of Islam, Sunni and Shia, will massacre each other in their war to decide who is the one, true, perfect servant of Allah.
Rather like the old joke about the last Irishman sitting in the ruins with a rifle across his lap, and saying “Here I am, the last livin’ son o’Erin and I can’t remember whether I’m a Catholic or a Protestant”.
According to The Fat Electrician if cops come to your house at least one of them will be a Marine. (There are no ex-Marines.) Go to The Fat Electrician on YouTube. Could you see Mr. and Mrs. Fat Electrician down at Zed’s rifle range?
This probably sounds like a posting from “Ridley’s Believe It Or Not!” but according to reportage these events actually occur throughout the Islamic world … camel beauty contests!
Sam ought to just tell the deputy that those hogs identify as camels, or even goats. Put some lipstick and some other make-up on those pigs and the local Islamists there will want to have some midnight sex with the livestock.
“Sounds to me, Deputy, like it was a visit from the Hogfather, bringing sausages and pork cracklings to all the good boys and girls.”
“…There were no sausages found, just a lot of bloody pig bones.”
“…Yeah, well, like I said, the GOOD boys and girls…”
Happy Hogswatch, everyone! (and GNU Terry Pratchett)
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There’s about 7,000,000 feral hogs in the USA…they need to be put to good use.
It would seem that a better use for them would be to slaughter them and give the meat to SNAP recipients in lieu of half of their monthly EBT. Seven million hogs would feed a bunch of welfare recipients for a long time.
And take most of the Somalis in Minnesota off the roles!
I dunno, 42M SNAP recipients and only 7M wild hogs, won’t last long.
Both have proven equally difficult to reduce the population of…not being totally sure which would be more beneficial to be rid of, the destructive parasites or the hogs.
PaulS-M, such a salient point about parasites and hogs! Thank you.
Perfect 🙂
Mark them as ‘halal’ first.
Don’t worry about adding a hechser, if something isn’t kosher a Jew just won’t eat it, he won’t kill you and burn down your store for selling it.
Leave the hogs on the hoof and provide them and only them for sustenance of the somalis et al…they butcher and they eat, and if they don’t, problem solved.
I wanna hear about a severed pigs head found on the front steps….or a ham stuck in the halal food section like whats happened in England.
How did Churchill’s quote go something like ( Islam in a man is like rabies in a dog ).
“How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy.”
….
“The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property (either as a child, a wife, or a concubine) must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men. Individual Moslems may show splendid qualities. Thousands become the brave and loyal soldiers of the Queen; all know how to die; but the influence of the religion paralyses the social development of those who follow it. No stronger retrograde force exists in the world.”
“That religion, which above all others was founded and propagated by the sword—the tenets and principles of which are instinct with incentives to slaughter and which in three continents has produced fighting breeds of men—stimulates a wild and merciless fanaticism. The love of plunder, always a characteristic of hill tribes, is fostered by the spectacle of opulence and luxury which, to their eyes, the cities and plains of the south display. A code of honour not less punctilious than that of old Spain is supported by vendettas as implacable as those of Corsica. ”
Churchill had Islam dead to rights.
clear ether
eon
Find the ‘halal’ meat section, don’t worry a lot is marked as such now that they’ve quietly bought up most of the meat packing plants…using your taxmoney, then add a few packs of bacon for colour. Most Jews will shop around it sinceit’s sealed in plastic, islamists will trash the place. Then wait a couple of days for the sale on discount meat 🙂
General of the Armies John J. Pershing approves.
How does he approve?
1900-1901, During the Philippine–American War, Pershing commanded Army troops there. They buried the bodies of Muslim Moro tribesmen with a dead pig. There are varying accounts as to the details.
“Slip something into somebody’s grocery cart when they’re not looking- – – – -then see what happens at the checkout lane- – – – -like a ham during Passover!”
“Brother Dave” Gardner
“REJOICE DEAR HEARTS!!”
Oh! How Imiss that man and his TRUTH . . .
“Like two boar hogs fightin’ in a tow sack!”- – – -“If you ain’t John- – – -I’m gone!”
Brother Dave
So do I sir…..so do I….. 🙁
“And so you see Dear Hearts, Little David was the first rock ‘n’ roll artist because he taken a rock and ROLLED the Giant…..GLORY!!”
I’d just put the ham back and continue shopping. Torah only says don’t eat it or profit from it, nothing says you can’t touch it, you’re just ‘ceremonially unclean’ and can’t enter the Temple until sunset but since there’s no Temple at the moment, it’s a minor inconvenience. If you want to stir something up, do it at ramadan and watch the festivities.
How does the song go? “Sweet dreams are made of these”
It seems that a lot of the “calls to prayer” around the areas I was in were recordings. Some of the more, secular, types basically indicated that a (Undetermined number) of imans were not going to be up and down those stairs at all those hours. Let alone age/infrmaties or to fat to fit the stairways.
It seems safe to assume that most posters here understand this very basic statement: if the ‘religion of pieces’ cannot be totally eradicated from this planet, the koranimals must at least be rounded up and restricted a single geographical location somewhere on the european continent. I refer to this area as ‘Krapistan’. There they can ravage each other to a hearts content while being carefully monitored by the civilized beings.
In the name of International Co-operation, I offer Ellesmere island
Open season works for me.
And no bag limit . . .
Islam is a cancer in the body of human civilization. It never was a religion; it is a violent, brutish political movement pretending to be a religion. To paraphrase Scipio, Islam delenda est. As Brigham Young put it, “root and branch.” If any of it is allowed to remain it will re-grow until it has killed off or enslaved everyone but its members.
At which point the two branches of Islam, Sunni and Shia, will massacre each other in their war to decide who is the one, true, perfect servant of Allah.
Rather like the old joke about the last Irishman sitting in the ruins with a rifle across his lap, and saying “Here I am, the last livin’ son o’Erin and I can’t remember whether I’m a Catholic or a Protestant”.
clear ether
eon
Even the Mormons dislike iz lame
Thanks for stopping by Deputy and a sincere Merry Christmas to you.
In many places (not all) the Sheriff and Deputies are closest to the citizenry.
Don’t forget the case of Guinness for the Department Christmas Party!
Zar Belk!
Blood is still alive?! Hogs gotta eat.
Come and get it!
According to The Fat Electrician if cops come to your house at least one of them will be a Marine. (There are no ex-Marines.) Go to The Fat Electrician on YouTube. Could you see Mr. and Mrs. Fat Electrician down at Zed’s rifle range?
Correction: there is one ex-Marine — Lee Harvey Oswald . . .
Ah, yes. Pigs in mosques.
A dream of mine.
A new Muppet segment: Piiiiigggsss…Iiiinnn….MOOOOSSSSQUES!!!
Zar Belk!
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This probably sounds like a posting from “Ridley’s Believe It Or Not!” but according to reportage these events actually occur throughout the Islamic world … camel beauty contests!
Sam ought to just tell the deputy that those hogs identify as camels, or even goats. Put some lipstick and some other make-up on those pigs and the local Islamists there will want to have some midnight sex with the livestock.
See:
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-59593001
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/etimes/trending/artificial-beauty-gone-too-far-40-camels-disqualified-for-botox-use-at-saudi-camel-festival/articleshow/117321169.cms
https://nypost.com/2021/12/08/botox-pumped-camels-disqualified-from-beauty-contest-in-biggest-bust-yet/
So in Islam, actual livestock are more revered and placed upon higher pedestals than their very own women. What a twisted worldview.
Camel beauty contests in the Arab world … this also kinda puts new meaning to the adage “hump day”!!!
Given what I know of feral hogs, I wonder how Sam managed
1) to decorate hogs &
2) to herd hogs in the desired direction/location
Methinks there might be a T1000 (or two) blorped into hog shapes & leading the way?
An Ex Marine is one who has been dishonorably discharged.
“Sounds to me, Deputy, like it was a visit from the Hogfather, bringing sausages and pork cracklings to all the good boys and girls.”
“…There were no sausages found, just a lot of bloody pig bones.”
“…Yeah, well, like I said, the GOOD boys and girls…”
Happy Hogswatch, everyone! (and GNU Terry Pratchett)