Butt Hurt Gummint.
Sit On It.


  • July 8, 2023 at 12:15 am

    Nice to see the balloon survived the air force and the trip from Texas to the District of Corruption…

  • July 8, 2023 at 12:16 am

    Funny … there’s a four-year old girl in Arkansas that Creepy Joe wants nothing to do with.

    Any other young girl, and he’d be sniffing on her or in the shower with her, like white on rice …

  • July 8, 2023 at 12:18 am

    She/it’s a ridin’ that jet like Slim Pickens…

  • July 8, 2023 at 12:25 am

    The man is clearly a senile meat puppet (and pervert) run by a secret “Politburo” that manages virtually every “scripted” move or utterance. Remember that the old, senile Hindenburg produced the crazed Chancellor/President/Fuerer Hitler. Things can get worse with the Sniffer-in-Chief. The Fellator-in-Chief could hardly be worse with the same “Politburo” in charge.

  • July 8, 2023 at 1:36 am

    This flow cracks me up. Amazing how it just writes itself. I’ll bet Blo Jiden is looking out the back door of the WH for that damn balloon right now. Keep drivin’ that nail home, CM…..

  • July 8, 2023 at 5:53 am
    cb ~

    Move along Kamala, gotta make room for Newsom before Joe goes:

    The White House is now claiming the cocaine was found “in a much more secure place … near the Situation Room” and next to “where, for example, the vice president’s vehicle is parked.”

    • July 8, 2023 at 6:42 am
      Dastardly Dan

      They’re positioning her for success(ion)

      • July 8, 2023 at 7:26 pm

        Why would they want Cackling Kamala? She’s an idiot and has a bigger ‘word salad’ problem than Slo Joe.

    • July 8, 2023 at 7:10 am

      Man, I just can’t keep up with this one. The last report I saw last night was that the coke was found in an area undergoing renovations and only contractor personnel had been in there for “weeks”.

      Zar Belk!

      • July 8, 2023 at 10:05 am
        cb ~

        Truth be told – there is probably dope everyplace leftover from annual ‘Easter Egg Hunt with Hunter’.

  • July 8, 2023 at 7:43 am

    They have a node for trouble. They keep putting their node into it.

  • July 8, 2023 at 9:41 am
    Spin Drift

    Only the node knows where the Bolivian Marching Powder came from. As to the meat puppet, its getting to the cutting time. The Uniparty has to agree on who is going to replace the replicant. If Kamallaladingdong is not taken out then the Dems are going to have to dance around her candidacy. She has to be Clintoned first and then a new VP appointment, then Slow Joe goes. Internal power struggle is between the Clinton and Obama factions.

    I don’t think that the harpy has another run in her but looking at all the Pride (spit) being pushed to normalcy, Big Mike is in the wings. I am guessing that the MSM spin machine will be running at EF5 to make Big Mike as palatable as ever and to position the Big Fix as just another day at the office.

    I don’t think this ends well.

    Spin Drift

    • July 8, 2023 at 10:27 am
      The Nth Doctor

      I’m not so sure about that. I can’t recall that Moochelle has really *done* all that much since (s)he and Chairman Zero left the White House. Sure, she’s made a couple of fluff statements and interviews since then, and some people around her have floated the idea of having her run… but it seems to me that if they were *really* trying to position her for “King Obama II: Electric Boogaloo”, they’d be getting her out there more, and working hard on rehabilitating her public image so that she appeals to more than just the kind of AWFLs who watch “The View”…

      Personally, I think (s)he’s too lazy to want to bother. They can’t credibly just keep Moochelle in the basement for the entire campaign and call a “lid” after 11AM the way they did with Mr. Joetato-Head; she’d have to actually get out there among the unwashed peasants in flyover country and *pretend* to listen to their silly little concerns, and who has time for that?

      • July 8, 2023 at 8:09 pm

        I read something six or eight months ago where she specifically said she would not run if nominated, but that was in the MSM so who knows?

  • July 8, 2023 at 10:45 am

    If Mike makes a move, it won’t need the msm other than to fall at its feet like all of their other factions. It’s party nom will be a slam dunk with its election a virtual lock. And that’s if they wait for the regular cycle.

    I don’t think they’ll do the ‘cide on Kumalot as there is no chance the Beast takes her place as monster-in-waiting, but does Mikey have the balls (heh) to take out FJB by one method or another? Huh. Then Kummy is prez for a minute with carte blanche to choose a vice (right) to lay in wait.

    Anyway, no chance no how no way for the Clinton Clan, and some internecine warfare between those clans would be scary fun. Agreed though, that whatever global directives or blundering greed or diabolical plan they undertake, crazed attack, it ain’t gonna be good.

  • July 8, 2023 at 11:12 am

    Nobody speculates on killary’s crotchgoblin making a play for power ? the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree and we already know she’s justas ruthless as her mother..or supposed father…
    A moochelle/killary jr. ticket would soothe both factions and give the media wet dreams…while the rest of the country broke out in a cold sweat.

  • July 8, 2023 at 1:52 pm
    Chris Muir
    • July 8, 2023 at 4:56 pm

      People vote with their wallets and have recently made it clear they’ve learned that if a 300 pound blue haired man-wo-pig orders them to go see the latest genderbending racebaiting badly written knockoff of a movie they have fond childhood memories of, then that ‘s a very good reason to go see something else.

      Hollywood used to understand that you don’t change what works and never change the franchise unless it’s to make a comedic parody that can passed off as such and not a ‘canon’ remake.

      Too many of the studio executives, directors, writers, producers and stars haven’t even seen the ones they’re trying to reinvent and it shows.

      Poeple don’t want re-imagined stories and characters that follow the latest fad, they want to be entertained and forget about the ourside world for an hour and a half, not sit through a lecture on socialism or perversion.

      I want a good laugh and giant robots, spaceships, swordfights and explosions; not an exercise in trying to figure out why the characters that gave that to me before have changed sex, race and wantme to do that too.

  • July 8, 2023 at 10:29 pm

    For some reason, I was reminded of an old Cheech & Chong skit…

    Up His Node…

    • July 9, 2023 at 7:22 am

      Every time sleepy joe tries to speak it reminds me of another one…

      “Joe’s not here, man”

      Just in case there’s a youngun watching who’s never had the pleasure of hearing them before 😉



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