Heh. Up here in retiree country, we got lots of them old folks’ mobile home parks, they pay 200K to sit a fancy doublewide on a rented lot in a park with “amenities” and activity groups etc. So anyway one of the old guys in this one place called Tanglewood used to be a pretty active shooter and customer of mine, old guy lost his wife this year and he just had his 80th and told his buddies in his swim group at the park he was getting himself a b-day present of the big V as he was getting worried about all the old blue-haired ladies chasing him around and ending up after 5 o’clock cocktails at the clubhouse back at his house and taking advantage of him sometimes two or three times a week. So the other five or six of us at the coffee house said What? Dude did you really do that??? He said no, but he played it out back at the park like it was a little painful and sensitive, couldn’t swim for a day or two etc.
Yeah, I’m a September Virgo and so is my baby brother. Apparently mom really liked Celebrating Christmas or New Years (I was 3 weeks early). My Sister was born in February.
November 20, 2023 at 12:13 pm
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Them bresses is going to get bigger? Boy howdy, Chris, you sure know your audience.
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O. M. G. y’all don’t have to re-pop the place all by yourselves!
Cooking skills like her mother I suppose.
Mari’s response: “And you won’t even let me smoke!”
Mari may not smoke, but those blue eyes can smolder and she is smokin’ hot.
Skye on the other hand still aspires to raise herself to the level of a hot mess.
It’s amazing what can happen in the back seat of an SS.
Too bad Jeeves (R 100) got himself repurposed into a mechanical bull, so that he can’t spam the social media accounts of the world with the news.
When I grow up,I want to be Zed.
Preggo chicks, preggo chicks everywhere!
If your putting the creamy filling in it 2-3 times a week it will happen… Sometimes even if she’s on the pill.
2 words, Zed: Snip Snip
At some point in a man’s life, if you want to keep having fun, Snip Snip.
Heh. Up here in retiree country, we got lots of them old folks’ mobile home parks, they pay 200K to sit a fancy doublewide on a rented lot in a park with “amenities” and activity groups etc. So anyway one of the old guys in this one place called Tanglewood used to be a pretty active shooter and customer of mine, old guy lost his wife this year and he just had his 80th and told his buddies in his swim group at the park he was getting himself a b-day present of the big V as he was getting worried about all the old blue-haired ladies chasing him around and ending up after 5 o’clock cocktails at the clubhouse back at his house and taking advantage of him sometimes two or three times a week. So the other five or six of us at the coffee house said What? Dude did you really do that??? He said no, but he played it out back at the park like it was a little painful and sensitive, couldn’t swim for a day or two etc.
He is now their god. Mine too! Brilliant!
But it’s not such a big problem because They Grow Up So Fast… especially in DBD-land!
CONGRATULATIONS Sam and Zed! Baby due in August? I hope it’s the 17th!
Zar Belk!
Ah, my fellow Virgo!
Back in the day when someone found out my b-day is in August they would say “Leo”! And I would growl…”Hell yeahhhhh”!
I mean, it wasn’t really a lie was it? I just didn’t wanna be a damn VIRGIN!
Might have played into my libidinousness at 16 and being a married Daddy at 17?
But yeah, pushing 70 now and I can be honest about it, might have to join a recovery group or something…”Hi, I’m JTC and I’m a Virgo!” 😀
Yeah, I’m a September Virgo and so is my baby brother. Apparently mom really liked Celebrating Christmas or New Years (I was 3 weeks early). My Sister was born in February.
Them bresses is going to get bigger? Boy howdy, Chris, you sure know your audience.
Thinking, if mom and dau both have twins…. Chris will need an assistant to keep track of the crew.
Copy that.
To help those “little ones” grow up in a free country, we need a radical change, I nominate this guy: https://twitter.com/i/status/1726394041745444923
And if that isn’t enough to cause riots: https://twitter.com/i/status/1726406951502848035
Oh, please not again. We haven’t seen the latest one in a long time. What happened to that one.
It’s complicated enough.
I assumed he was being prepped for having his hand surgically removed from his forehead.