911 Call.


  • September 12, 2021 at 12:09 am
    Frank James Gaughan

    Is that a KELTEC KSG?

    • September 12, 2021 at 12:17 am

      Yes and since it ejects down you can shoot lefty. Just beware letting forward hand slip to front of muzzle when firing…. … there should be 10 or 11 shots left before reloading.

    • September 12, 2021 at 5:52 pm
      Reef Blastbody

      Yep, 14+1 with 2 3/4″ shells, or 12+1 with 3″ shells.

      Epador has a good point about needing a handstop or a foregrip on the slide, as the potential exists to have your weak hand get in front of the muzzle if the action is dirty/stiff or your hands or the slide are mucked up and slippery, or if you’re dealing with an adrenaline dump like someone is trying to kick the door open and you fumble with it.

      The Neostead 2000, which shares some similarities with the KSG (and arguably inspired Kelgren when he designed the KSG) uses a reverse stroke action, i.e. the action closes when you run the pump back towards you, and racking the pump forward opens the action, shucks the empty and puts the next round in the lifter.

      • September 12, 2021 at 7:09 pm

        That short thing does present a hazard to the weak hand, and never has there been a better justification for a vertical foreward grip than with the KSG. However, there can never be any justication for that backward-running NEO; the Keltec night cost you some fingers when operated under duress, but that thing could get the wrong person killed.

  • September 12, 2021 at 12:11 am

    Nice shootin’ thar Red……two fer two.

    And Zed…..folks ARE waking up right now……just not as fast as I’d like.

  • September 12, 2021 at 12:11 am
    Too Tall

    The title is an excellent pun.

  • September 12, 2021 at 12:27 am

    Not murder.

    Self defense.

    Standing her ground.

    Great spatter!

    • September 12, 2021 at 8:39 am

      A group of crows is called a “murder” of crows.
      What do you call only two crows? An attempted murder. 🙂

  • September 12, 2021 at 12:27 am

    Some pads with solvent and then a few brush passes followed with a mop and a clean pad or three always allowed me consider the day done.

  • September 12, 2021 at 12:40 am
    William Henry

    There actually pretty tough birds, I popped one with a .223 55 grain soft point and he still managed to get off the ground and go 50 feet before falling out of the sky dead.

    The left wing was trashed, I don’t how he even got off the ground.

    • September 12, 2021 at 6:13 am

      Shoulda used a Blitz head.

    • September 12, 2021 at 5:55 pm
      Reef Blastbody

      Reflex/instinct, and adrenaline. I imagine you must’ve barely grazed it, as a body hit would result in a pink mist and a Looney Tunes-esque cloud of feathers from a 55gr pill doing ~2600-2800FPS

  • September 12, 2021 at 12:56 am

    I only accounted 1 for 2. One was a snapshot from the hip with a pellet pistol. Right in the neck. Dead.
    It was further away than number two.
    That one was 3 loads of duck shot at close overhead range.
    It flew away naked.

    • September 12, 2021 at 8:41 am

      Old joke: Four crows are sitting on a fenceline. You shoot one.
      How many are left? Answer: only one, the dead one.

  • September 12, 2021 at 1:13 am

    Keep that bullpup at low ready Sam, there’s always more where those came from…

    “It takes at least 3 crows to make a “murder”…based on old English folklore, referring to the “Three ravens” folk tale, where three crows plot to devour the corpse of a dead knight.”

    Man the metaphors and parallels just keep coming…bravo Muir!

  • September 12, 2021 at 1:22 am

    I posted this yesterday but it was late in the day so I will post it again.

    On this day… 20 years ago 246 people went to sleep in preparation for their morning flights. 2,606 people went to sleep in preparation for work in the morning. 343 firefighters went to sleep in preparation for their morning shift. 60 police officers went to sleep in preparation for morning patrol. 8 paramedics went to sleep in preparation for the morning shift. None of them saw past 10:00am Sept 11, 2001. In one single moment life may never be the same. As you live and enjoy the breaths you take today and tonight before you go to sleep in preparation for your life tomorrow, kiss the ones you love, snuggle a little tighter, and never take one second of your life for granted.

    • September 12, 2021 at 2:00 am

      Had discussion with someone who is alive today because of actions I took about people we know who are part of the Nexis of much current evil.
      Remember, your actions can have significance no matter how you are degraded and insulted by people who seek power and the win over truth.
      Actions means something. The other person won’t do what only you see to do.

      • September 12, 2021 at 2:03 pm

        Absolutely correct…

        For the LOVE of the Republic, and to HONOR its Patriots, take ACTIONS to RESIST, to preserve the TRUTH, FREEDOM and LIBERTIES.

        But what actions? How do we resist?
        CRA Now!

  • September 12, 2021 at 3:23 am

    223 or 22-250 ends crows decisively with expanding bullets. Nosler BalTips or Sierra Matchkings both work, but the 60 grain Sierra flatbase HP is my all-time favorite in 22-250.

    • September 12, 2021 at 6:38 am
      Unca Walt

      As a kid on the farm, my job was to use my J.C.Higgins .22 single-shot to take them out.
      My Dad and I would walk to our crude blind, and both of us would go in and stay about a minute or so. Then Dad would leave.

      Crows can’t count. As soon as he would leave, the sentinel in the treetop would squawk and the rest of the crowd would descend.

      I think maybe those who had difficulty in putting a crow down might have been using ammo that was too fast. .22 hollow points were devastating.

      • September 12, 2021 at 10:51 am

        “Crows can’t count.”

        Well that puts to rest one of the great questions of our time, as to whether they count or are counted.

        These guys always knew the answer, and make great songs too.

      • September 12, 2021 at 5:01 pm

        Huh. The story I heard was the exact opposite — that you could only confuse them with numbers of four or greater. In fact, I found it online:

      • September 13, 2021 at 12:06 am

        Sam could loan her shottie to that squire and save all that crap.

  • September 12, 2021 at 7:24 am
    Eh, Wot?

    CM – This is a 21st century “Lantern-In-A’Ringin’-Belltower” piece.”


  • September 12, 2021 at 8:01 am

    It’s not murder, it’s Pest Control!

    Zar Belk!

  • September 12, 2021 at 8:51 am

    “Maybe it’s time we wake up,” ??? I don’t usually have visitors in my dreams, although they’d be welcome if they are providing cover, or bringing ammo.

    Sounds like just another fantasy for the Fan Boyz.

    Lot’s of characters. You could spare a few.

  • September 12, 2021 at 9:58 am

    Ole Joe Crow … Jim Crow’s heir, is back at it his plantation owner mindset.

    “If you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for me or Trump, then you ain’t black,” he told Charlamagne.

  • September 12, 2021 at 10:19 am
    Sue D. Nimn

    With more and more Democrats expressing serious reservations about Sundown Biden, and his decisions that are stupid at best…

    …perhaps it’s only a matter of time before we get an open confession: “Yeah, Biden’s doing a terrible job. Maybe I filled in lots of ballots for him in Pennsylvania, and maybe I didn’t, but it was a really bad idea. The same goes for the rest of you PA ballot workers, and you know who you are.”

  • September 12, 2021 at 10:50 am

    Democrats, striving to do to All Americans what they’ve done to Black Americans

  • September 12, 2021 at 11:04 am

    Since as Unca Walt declares, “Crows can’t count.”, they don’t bother, they just make shit up. Absolutely enough Cali voters have awakened to dispatch this one, but…

    “More than a third of active registered voters had cast their ballots by Saturday, a harbinger of the future of mail-in voting.”

    Yes indeed, a harbinger. They will not vote their way out of this; neither will we.

  • September 12, 2021 at 12:32 pm

    Jim Crow turned into Welfare and No Father in the House was the Rule.
    Slavers Never Change.

    • September 12, 2021 at 2:09 pm

      Leftists have always been about enslaving the people, irrelevant in history to ambiguous “parties”…the methods may have changed, but not the madness or the agenda.

  • September 12, 2021 at 2:00 pm

    They look like crows to me, what say you?

    “Scare em, get the jab or you’re gonna die.”

  • September 12, 2021 at 2:35 pm

    Let me just say that Sam’s crow-hunting outfit with BOTH shoulder straps dropped is Hot. As. Hell.

    And is the pattern on that dress a crow kill list? 🙂

  • September 12, 2021 at 3:08 pm
    Jamie Thackaberry

    Great cartoon, great gun… even better with a red dot sight and a fore grip…

  • September 12, 2021 at 8:07 pm

    Did I call this traitorous piece of shit a traitorous puece of shit in comments here the other day? Sorry I meant he is a sorry pussified woke traitorous piece of putrid useless anti-American dirty dick sucking shit…



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