Day By Day


  • JTC

    Ruh roh…

    • AlexJ

      Hell hath no fury… or something like that

      • John Trauger

        There are simply some things that sisters do not willingly share.

  • formwiz

    And there’s the bell for Round One.

  • Texas is state of Mind

    Thus it begins … 🙂

  • KenH

    Oh yeah, REALLY fucking changed , huh?
    Drown the bitch

    • JackDeth72

      I wonder what Tabasco would think of this?

      And keep an eye out for Javier’s “Dawgies”!

  • Pamela

    Imagine if someone had bought gallons of Chocolate Magic Shell instead …

    • SgtCpt

      Great idea Pamela, unfortunately the secret to magic shell is it contains paraffin. Body temperature keeps it liquid. Runny in fact. Tried it many years ago. Still, helping her to get clean was fun.

      • Pamela

        There is the cleaning up process and making sure you get every drop 😉

    • noncom

      Thanks….I’ preoccupied now….

    • Z-man51

      We preferred Hersey’s Chocolate Syrup with fresh strawberries placed in strategic areas. Great fun cleaning up both messes. 🙂
      God, I miss those days.

      • Pamela

        I make my own candied cherries to go with the chocolate syrup….

  • Fox2!

    And it’s ON!

  • CPQA

    Um…yum. I’ll be in my bunk.

  • Fox2!

    I suspect that Sam knows exactly how Zed’s hands feel, here, there, or everywhere.

  • Dave E

    Pamela, you read my mind…tasty, tasty….

    • Pamela


  • JackDeth72


    That escalated quickly.

    Just as I thought it would.

    “Grabs some popcorn*…. “I’ll be in my bunk.”

  • epilitimus

    There are women who pay good money to get get covered in mud. These two just found a way to cut out the middle man.

  • epilitimus

    I would also point out that every “natural” mud pit I’ve ever encountered has had it’s share of pointy rocks in the bottom.

    • Henry

      But this is a stock tank right? So it’s an engineered mud pit.

      • epilitimus

        Hmmm…I was assuming more of a overflow type situation. Otherwise how exactly did Skye manage to slip and fall into it. And no sign of a rim anywhere.

  • Rowr! Catfight!!!!!!

  • WayneM

    Skye, you’re about as subtle as a boot to the head… or a muddy frock in this case…

    Slipping and sliding yet still found enough purchase to be able to throw that sodden green dress at velocity. Ah, Sam!! You’re a peach!!

  • Tiger Tomcat

    Ok wonder how Skye will retaliate against Sam.

  • Willik

    MUD FIGHT!!!

  • cz93x62

    Not a wise thing to say to a redhead, given the back story.

  • Bill G

    Ruh-roh, indeed.

  • Grunt GI

    Sam vs Skye!

    Oh, the mind reels with the possibilities….

    So I wonder if the water in the tank will be hot or really, really cold?

    All kinds of things might pop up….

    Damn, I love ‘Murica

  • JW

    With only the two dresses flying, am I to understand the ladies have been going commando all this time?

    • Grunt GI

      That would explain why mud seems to be everywhere on poor Skye.

    • They do always seem to be. A sundress and nothing else. Love these women.

    • MasterDiver

      Reminds me of those trips to the beach where Zed or Damon would make a smart remark and catch a bikini top in the face!

      PS: Chris, I just pledged a Sky High, downloads look GREAT!

      Zar Belk!

      • JTC

        MD, thank you from me and all the regulars out here…this ‘toon has over the years become for me a primary source for real breaking news and entertainment, and support like that from you lets our host keep it fresh and unadulterated by outside forces.

        Did Skye level last year and that plus some add-on the year before when I got into a fun poker one-upper with another reader (who has since disappeared, what happened The Big Henry?). Anyway, semi-retirement and taking early social security to ensure getting back some of my stolen funds means I’m more limited in discretionary disbursements…although one could make the argument that DBD is more of a mental health necessity.

        So anyway, I dropped back to Jan/Damon level this year plus the 25 for the Redvolution premier…but I will be watching the bar as we get to the end and maybe I’ll squeeze out a little more if I can and it looks to be needed to put us over the top. And BTW Chris does take later additional change in the jar into account to up your level if the extra puts you there; he did that for me when I did the poker thing and I thought that was pretty cool.

        Anyway. Y’all who like me take this place as a second home; a place to learn and share your thoughts and opinions, try to treat it like a pay for play transaction and put in what you can now (what better time to support Redvolution than while we celebrate the Revolution?), and if you can add a few more fiat dollars later do it!

        • JTC

          Geez, how’s that for a ramble? Sorry, don’t mean to cajole, but it is important and I had just noted that the bar is a little stuck at half-full, so…. :[

    • Z-man51

      I’m not sure where in Texas the ranch is located, but having been in San Angelo (Goodfellow AFB) during the summer going with as few clothes as possible is a very good idea! Wearing the lightweight BDUs without tighties cooled you off nicely.
      One weekend a group of us went to Lake Nastywater (Nasworthy) for a picnic. Most of the girls wore shorts and t-shirts but a couple wore sun dresses without anything under. One’s was a little too lightweight but we (the guys) didn’t complain. Shorts and T-shirts for the guys were “the uniform of the day.” And most of us were commando which made it interesting during the water fight at the end when a number of us went into the water.

  • Johnny Z

    I’m going back to bed so it will be tomorrow

  • Crawdaddy Loon

    And leave us not forget what the cows contribute to this “mud wallow”!

  • Rox

    Not worried about Sam. She can ‘hold her own’ in any situation……

    • Grunt GI

      Yes. Her hands seem full.

  • Brian H.

    Mud, mud, glorious mud;
    Nothing quite like it for
    Cooling the blood!
    So follow me, follow…
    Down to the hollow,
    And there we will wallow
    In glorious Mud!

  • Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of Deplorable!

    Did Skye get a breasteses reduction??

    • Chris Muir

      damn, how’d that happen? will fix!

    • Pamela

      Shrink-Dinks or a really good compression bra (which suck btw)
      Or the weight of that MUD

  • Spin Drift

    As they say in Texas, Cowboy up and Game on!

    War Damn Eagle

  • Grunt GI

    So, on a serious note…as we wait for the Sunday toon 🙂

    I can’t help but wonder at the mad genius of the Donald:

    This was an awesome article, but I don’t think it goes far enough.

    RINOs and other “Cuckservatives” (not my favorite word but aptly descriptive) have been basically abused spouses of the mediatainment establishment for the last 25 years.

    If only they take the endless abuse from the likes of MikaJoe, the editorial board of the NY Slimes, and put up with sniggering idiots from CNN, then maybe they will take them seriously and not hurl invective and venom at them. In other words, maybe someday the liberal establishment will love them.

    AND, strangely, they always get the same results, abuse and more abuse. Consider Mitt Romney. For all his faults, he was a serious, thoughtful candidate, and a basically decent guy that the slobbering media, in their desire to re-elect their Obamessiah at all costs, pilloried and slandered mercilessly in 2012.

    Now along comes Trump. He knows the media hates him, so he hates them right back. And he hammers them on Twitter. And EVERY time he does, they get the vapors and nearly faint.

    HOW DARE he call them on their lies and bullshit!

    HOW DARE he call them shallow vapid narcissists who would say anything or do anything for ratings!

    HOW DARE he call them names!

    And of course the RINOs and Cuckservatives shake their heads and say “Oh, please forgive us, he’s not one of us.” Which is so true, he knows they hate him, and he’s willing to fight back and not take the abuse lying down.

    What these bozos don’t get is even mild Trumpers like me, EAT THIS SHIT UP.

    YES, I love it. Does it demean America like all those whiners from the left say? Not that they really give a rat’s ass about America or our “reputation” overseas.

    Well, consider that historically our Founding Fathers often hated the press….I mean really, really hated the press…read the Sedition Act of 1798: In essence, this Act prohibited public opposition to the government. Fines and imprisonment could be used against those who “write, print, utter, or publish . . . any false, scandalous and malicious writing” against the government.

    These morons at NYT/WaPo/CBS/ABC/NYT would have long been shot in a duel with the likes of Andrew Jackson or, dare I say it, Alexander Hamilton.

    In the meantime, outside the bubble of the DC/NY corridor, I see NO DOWNSIDE to Trump picking constant fights with the press. The only institution more hated in America today than the legacy media is probably ISIS.

    Anyone with half a brain can see the melting down and disintegration of the “news media’ before our eyes. They don’t give a shit about the truth, all they care about is pushing their liberal agenda and destroying any Republican and/or conservative no matter what it takes….oh, and getting ratings.

    Thank goodness the Donald has the balls to fight back….I hope he keeps it up.

    Ok, soap box complete. Now back to waiting patiently for the catfight/cleanup/sister act…whatever Chris wants to delight us with….

    • Grunt GI

      OOOPS, sorry, that was a little longer than I thought…

    • NotYetInACamp

      One look at how what you speak of developed.
      Almost all of the MS Press is leftist or Marxist (educated at a minimum).
      They all are attempting to destroy anything that does not submit to their creeds.
      President Trump is a man. he does not submit to the destroyers of Western Civilization. he takes it to them and also keeps doing what he said that he would do.

    • NotYetInACamp

      While all of the Losers of the agenda following msMedia and the democrats and RINOS and fearful of not being liked Republicans cower and hiss and curse the man, President Trump is getting things done.

      …”” While the rest of the chattering class have overlooked it, President Trump, Rick Perry, Steven Mnuchin, Wilbur Ross, Robert Lighthizer, Ryan Zinke and Scott Pruitt have already moved America passed “energy independence”.

      Stop. Realize what that sentence says.

      America has already passed the goal of “energy independence”.
      We are now beyond the previously optimistic goal of energy independence. It’s only been 5 months.
      We ran past the goal of energy independence so fast, that no-body seemingly noticed it. It’s like a race car lapping the traffic and now positioning for the lead of the pack again. ” …

      And that is just one matter he is handling with the people the American political system has given him, through our voting for him. That was a very good idea of America voting for him.

    • Pamela

      So who are the Cuckolds and who are the Bulls ….

  • Spin Drift

    Sam and Skye are fine but the latest crime against humanity is the Charlie Gard murder. How hypocritical is the English Hippocratic Oath to first do no harm. Is this the final nail in the coffin of the formerly great Britain.

    Just repeal it already, let the free market supply a solution.

    • Grunt GI

      Yup, as a practicing Catholic, I am outraged at the tepid response on this.

      I think our current Pontiff should worry less about the nebulous issue of global warming and more about the real culture of death sweeping from Europe into the United States. The Vatican’s statement on this was shameful.

      John Paul II would have been all over this as an existential threat to the dignity of life.

      Better wake up people, coerced state mandated death panels are just one Democraticlly controlled Congress and White House away.

      Make no mistake, if they take control in DC again, socialized medicine will be their first priority. Once the state owns your health care, they OWN you.

      • NotYetInACamp

        Psshhhaw. The worldwide pedo rape and death cult that has partially surfaced with at least 4000 arrests in the USA since President Trump was inaugurated is scaling up to an industrial scale to match the scale of the criminality still not arrested. This Gard case is highly offensive. Remember the UK has a long history of baby killing. This one is public. Single payer makes killings easier for them.
        Here is one article including some of Hollywood.

        We enjoy good healthy heterosexual interaction between adults.
        That normalcy is what we view here.
        We are disgusted by the perversions in the news. An Australian Cardinal, a major aide to the pope and financial chief at the Vatican, is in the hot water now.
        I am a graduate of the University of Notre Dame and I highly object to these sinful activities hiding in and blackmailing even popes in the Church.
        I object to the pope’s embracing of the death cult that has a god that demands they conquer the worat god’s name.

        • NotYetInACamp

          Correction: world in that god’s name.

        • Pamela

          Finally. Too bad we don’t hang the bad guys anymore

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