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  • October 6, 2018 at 12:04 am
    Grunt GI

    Well. I FEEL the cat is guilty. So the cat must be guilty.

    #dontbelievethepussy

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    • October 6, 2018 at 2:37 pm
      WayneM

      “Feelings don’t care about facts.”~Genghis Khan

      #DontBelieveThePussy

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    • October 7, 2018 at 11:18 pm
      David Grimes

      #Don’tTrustThePussy

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  • October 6, 2018 at 12:07 am
    Big Jim

    According to CNN (CatNapNetwork) CopyCat has retained Michael AsseCatty as Attorney and will stoutly defend the recently recalled repressed memories of your failure to clean the litterbox when he/she just a teenage kitten.

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  • October 6, 2018 at 12:17 am
    interventor

    When, I received two tickets with the same number, I knew something was askew. Shouldn’t hire kittehs educated at a liberal school.

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  • October 6, 2018 at 12:21 am

    That’s right, blame the cat… Looking forward to my prize!

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    • October 6, 2018 at 1:18 am
      Epador

      Maybe it was really the 2 year old who shredded the football ticket money.

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  • October 6, 2018 at 12:39 am
    Too Tall

    The poor kitteh. Obviously traumatized by Chrissy Ford, who further lied by claiming the kitteh is dealing with health issues.

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  • October 6, 2018 at 12:41 am
    Delilah T

    OMG! Nobody wants to age like Hillary! Same as nobody wants a Spanish Inquisition!

    There is a disturbance in The Farce. I can feel it.
    Doxxing Boy has his hearing Oct. 9.
    The Vote for SCOTUS is coming up.
    The Pain of the Leftreds is worse than a bad stomach ache after too much ice cream. The Angst! The Agony! The Horror!

    I suppose that there will be a few trash cans overturned, and newspaper vending boxes trashed. Perhaps a garbage can or two set on fire. But the world will go on and in due time, these silly people will be in the 50s and wonder what happened and how did they get left behind?

    If I find that cat on my front steps, vying for food with The Calico, I won’t send the kitteh back. I will keep it.

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  • October 6, 2018 at 12:57 am
    WayneM

    Envelope made it all the way here to distant Canuckistan… I wrestled it away from the delivery bear and found the contents were intact. Score!!

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    • October 6, 2018 at 1:00 am
      Too Tall

      In Canuckistan, the finest finest bear caves are adorned with DBD art. Said art even has pride of place over NHL memorabilia.

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  • October 6, 2018 at 1:16 am
    Epador

    I’ve got a ticket to ride

    But not that BEAR.

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    • October 6, 2018 at 2:20 am
      Punta Gorda

      Ya only have to stay on for 8 seconds…. Probably why Skye is pissed.

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  • October 6, 2018 at 3:08 am
    cz93x62

    That cat looks shady as hell. Just sayin’.

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    • October 6, 2018 at 10:50 pm
      JJ cooper

      Those are shades of color. The cat is not shady.

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  • October 6, 2018 at 3:18 am
    Bill G

    I think, with feline intervention, all things are pawssible. OTOH, it could just be a matter of pawsible deniability.
    Hillary’s decision that she was entitled to the Presidency is just one part of her problem; she had declared herself special from an early age, rode a wave into a lot of what she wanted and became confirmed in her high opinion of herself.
    And then the world turned, and she’s not where she thinks she deserves to be.
    So instead of being grateful she’s not in jail, she’s immensely bitter and vindictive about not having attended her coronation.

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    • October 6, 2018 at 6:33 am
      eon

      She’ll run again in ’20, barring the Grim Reaper’s intervention. And this time I expect the Dem primaries to be a coronation before The Coronation she’s demanding.

      Look for her to run unopposed for the nomination. The rest of the Dems now realize what’s likely to happen to anybody who gets between Lady Macbeth and The Precioussss this time.

      I do wonder, though- does Bernie Sanders realize just how lucky he is to still be breathing after the ’16 primaries?

      If he even thinks about a primary run in ’20, look for him to die of unimpeachably natural causes. Found in Fort Marcy Park with all his clothes on backwards, his head stuck inside a horse’s head, and a very large tuna clasped in his arms.

      Plus a suicide note. In Sanskrit.

      clear ether

      eon

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      • October 6, 2018 at 9:05 am

        “She’ll run again in ’20….” One can only hope. There can never be too many “humiliations galore” for that creature….

      • October 6, 2018 at 10:03 pm
        Delilah T

        Well, if she does that, and we consider how compromised her health is already, there is always the hope that she might just disintegrate in the process. You know: hit the Point of Dessication and POOF! a small pile of dust and lint rolls.

      • October 6, 2018 at 11:58 am
        Old Codger

        What was it that Einstein called doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result?

      • October 6, 2018 at 2:14 pm

        Like I said earlier that quote is probably more accurately traced to Narcotics Anonymous than to Einstein, which makes a lot more sense considering the leftist proclivity for seeking altered states of consciousness, and maybe more likely they will make that mistake again; that would make for a truly entertaining 2020!

      • October 6, 2018 at 10:52 pm
        JJ cooper

        You get better and better.

    • October 6, 2018 at 6:34 am

      Hitlery needs to be in jail awaiting trial. From there, not back to the cell but directly to the noose.

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      • October 6, 2018 at 9:42 am
        MasterDiver

        Why waste good rope. Just lock her in an airtight box and let her strangle on her own foul emanations.

        Zar Belk!

      • October 6, 2018 at 10:36 am
        Delilah T

        I’m waiting for those fake cheekbones of hers to go sliding down to her chin. (Oh, that was SO spiteful of me.)

      • October 6, 2018 at 4:30 pm
        John

        My personal preference is to simply set her down somewhere in Libya with no means of identification.
        We’d never hear from her again, but her fate would be well deserved, both in what is left of this life and the next.

  • October 6, 2018 at 5:46 am
    William Ewing (Bill)

    Shame on you, Chris! Cats couldn’t care less about it.

    Blaming the perimeter guard robo-dogs would have been more apropos.

    My insulted feline Kavanaughs: Little Bit, Molly, Tiberius and Timothy are highly offended and deserve of an apology forthwith!

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  • October 6, 2018 at 7:09 am
    greg pryce

    Cardasian legal system, guily, execute, then we have the trial.

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    • October 6, 2018 at 9:43 am
      MasterDiver

      Don’t forget to pull the molar as ID!

      Zar Belk!

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  • October 6, 2018 at 7:30 am
    M. Mitchell Marmel

    Copykitty is best scapegoat! ❤️

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  • October 6, 2018 at 8:05 am
    Wood

    Look at that guilty, unrepentant, dead stare. He’ll do it again when the DA gives him a sweetheart deal. Revolving door justice!

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    • October 6, 2018 at 9:44 am
      MasterDiver

      Don’t you mean “Cat Hatch Justice”?

      Zar Belk!

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    • October 6, 2018 at 12:22 pm
      Old Codger

      That’s not a “guilty, unrepentant, dead stare.” That’s either a “Yeah I did it. Whatcha gonna do about it?” stare, or a “Yeah I did it. So who gives a shit?” stare. It’s a supremely unconcerned look. Cats are the original “What? Me worry?” critters. I don’t think I’ve ever seen one fazed. Annoyed? Sure. PO’ed? No question. Scared even. But fazed, never.

      Oh, and cats are most definitely NOT “curious”. They’re just plain old NOSEY!

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  • October 6, 2018 at 8:16 am
    JimK

    They’ll plea that down to a simple feline misdemeanor and get off with no treats for a week.

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  • October 6, 2018 at 8:27 am
    Delilah T

    It was the Calico’s fault. Can’t trust those multicolor coats any further than you can hand out food.

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  • October 6, 2018 at 8:31 am
    DavidF

    I’m not offended that the cat was accused. But I know someone who might be offended so I will be offended for them .. .

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  • October 6, 2018 at 8:32 am
    Deplorable B Woodman

    “Kitten On The Keyboard”.
    Sounds about right. Press the right (wrong) combination of keys, and down the memory hole the carefully constructed program and spreadsheet goes.
    Bad cat. Outdoors with you. You gets to take your chances with the ‘gaters for awhile.

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    • October 6, 2018 at 9:45 am
      MasterDiver

      As the ‘Gators owl in protest and beg for mercy!

      Zar Belk!

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  • October 6, 2018 at 8:35 am
    Kafiroon

    The cat is Innocent, I tell you! Framed it was!
    It was the staff. The backdoor kicking out staff.

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  • October 6, 2018 at 8:42 am
    woodNfish

    You know, if it was a dog I could have said, “Bitch!” But no, it’s a cat. And I can’t say, “Pussy!” because the cat didn’t deny it. I got nuthin’.

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  • October 6, 2018 at 8:48 am
    Halley

    Hillary Clinton, Our Empress of the 27 Genders, is ageless.
    Like Medusa.

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    • October 6, 2018 at 12:31 pm
      Old Codger

      Tell that to her face – AND her ASS! Ya know? She was kinda cute when she and Willie Jeff met. Kinda like that gal the guys picked up in “Animal House”. Didn’t have a bad body, either. Unfortunately time has not been kind to her. Or maybe it’s her inner person coming to the surface.

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      • October 6, 2018 at 9:16 pm
        MasterDiver

        I’ve read that even then her personal hygiene left something to be desired.

        Zar Belk!

  • October 6, 2018 at 9:02 am

    Since *some* cats would do precisely what Copycat has been accused of doing, it is manifestly obvious that, whether or not anything that might be regarded as objective proof of his guilt exists is immaterial. He is a cat, therefore he is guilty of *something,* and must be duly and summarily punished simply for being feline….

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  • October 6, 2018 at 9:14 am
    aelfheld

    ‘Never apologise, never explain.’ – every cat

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  • October 6, 2018 at 10:31 am
    PaulS

    Kittehzzzz!

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  • October 6, 2018 at 11:15 am

    Caught on a keyboard where it didn’t belong? That ain’t a cat it’s a DoxPussy!

    Kill it or lock it up for treason!

    Or else just slap it on the paws as is the likely punishment for the other doxxers.

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  • October 6, 2018 at 11:21 am
    Roland Deschain

    I want an FBI investigation. And not one of those 5 day jobs. The full Monty!!!

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  • October 6, 2018 at 11:29 am

    Hillary 2020? Yes please!

    Lefties ain’t no Einsteins, but even they are not likely insane enough to expect a different result from that mistake. OTOH that quote is also attributed to Narcotics Anonymous and we know many (most?) of them including the Bitch zirself, are juiced up much of the time. So hey, let us hope!

    But wouldn’t it be the most poetic of justice if it runs and turns up in Chappaqua with a double-tap to the back of its head? What would we call that, Demicide?

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    • October 6, 2018 at 12:41 pm
      Old Codger

      Hildamort in ’20? I don’t think so. If she did, then Trump’s campaign song could be that rousing WWII song, “We Did It Before (and we can do it again)”,

      I don’t expect it to happen because I don’t see the big money people betting on her to bring home the bacon. But! Stranger things have happened.

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    • October 7, 2018 at 2:12 am

      “But wouldn’t it be the most poetic of justice if it runs and turns up in Chappaqua with a double-tap to the back of its head? What would we call that…?”

      We’d call it “pest control”….

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  • October 6, 2018 at 12:52 pm
    tom ploszaj

    Cute! LOL The thing is I look at the small nuances that you put into your work and spent too much time on attempting to decipher your cat’s inmate number. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

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  • October 6, 2018 at 1:24 pm
    Barbara Skolaut

    Thanks for letting us know, Chris. I was feeling kinda stupid there.

    And don’t blame the kitteh. Kittehs (particularly silver brown mackerel tabbies) are so blameless, they’re perfect. 😉

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  • October 6, 2018 at 1:33 pm
    Cliff

    The HildeBeast has an overinflated opinion of her value … to anyone/anything.

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  • October 6, 2018 at 4:08 pm
    Martin Karo

    That cat threw ice at me in 1983. And you let him near the keyboard? You’ll be hearing from Agent McLean. Count on it.

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  • October 6, 2018 at 4:27 pm
    NotYetInACamp

    Kavanaugh confirmed

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    • October 6, 2018 at 9:04 pm
      NotYetInACamp

      Kitteh released from confined custody and its meals resumed.

      Cat ignores everything. Licks itself.

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  • October 6, 2018 at 5:11 pm
    Deplorable B Woodman

    Received my package today, while cooking down a batch of apple butter for canning (pics to follow for Chris to post)

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  • October 6, 2018 at 6:16 pm
    Delilah T

    SCOTUS vote: Kavanaugh confirmed. Now be good boys and girls and go vote in the Midterms on Tuesday, because if you don’t, the 3-eyed space aliens will take over the planet and make Hildabeest their ravening queen. She is probably one of Them, anyway.

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  • October 6, 2018 at 10:55 pm
    interventor

    Pray, vote, improve aim.

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  • October 6, 2018 at 11:25 pm

    Before we segue in the next few minutes into what will surely be an epic Sunday Time After Time -still think it should be called Time Into Time, TIT for short ;)-, let us take a minute to reflect on what is surely one of the best weeks of Presidential accomplishment (and for our Republic) in oh, right about 30 years or so…let’s hit the highlights;

    Kavanaugh obviously, and not just that a strong and dependable conservative will help guide that body in keeping America great for the next 30-40 years, but because the evil ogres of the left exposed themselves for what they are and almost certainly cost themselves an advantage in the upcoming elections just a month away…keep it up you lying thieving evil bitches!

    Then there’s the New Nafta wherein our neighbors to the north and south figured out this shit was for real and they better get in gear or get left behind; a far far better and more fair agreement for the US than the boondoggle preceding it.

    The economy as reliably gauged by the stock market liked that last one, and justifiably so…big gains on that announcement because they know what it means for our farms, manufacturing, and jobs.

    And speaking of jobs, how about the new report detailing the best employment figures in terms of unemployment rate and new job creation in oh, about 50 frickin’ years?

    Then you’ve got euro-biz saying eff this Clinton clone crone in Germany and her socialist illegal immigrant loving ass…Benz and Bimmer both make big announcements of their intention to build and assemble cars intended for the US market right here in the US, with new facilities planned and more jobs to run ’em.

    That leaves China…running scared and losing the game of chicken they stupidly engaged in with Trump who righteously promised and is delivering a new plan of fair trade and to quit letting those commie bastards dick us around and rob us blind…and in the process showing their hand that it is they and their highly organized system of tech theft and manipulation that threaten our elections and sensitive data, not the sad-sack inept Russkies that the lefties are so obsessed with.

    There’s more, but you get the gist…helluva week for the Trumpster and the US of A right there. God willing and the Red crick keep rising, many more weeks like this to come. Hallelujah!

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    • October 8, 2018 at 11:54 am
      Paul Wirtz

      So we should take TIT for TAT?

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  • October 6, 2018 at 11:52 pm
    Pamela

    That Cat has been hanging around on my fence.

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  • October 7, 2018 at 10:04 am
    Michael West

    I, for one, welcome our kitteh overlords….

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  • October 7, 2018 at 10:56 am
    chuck...

    #the Feline…!!

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  • October 8, 2018 at 1:09 pm

    So, this is the first time I’ve heard “the cat ate my homework” defense. Did it hack up a hairy ticket ball?Or did it reconstitute the paper by pooping out a colorful log?

    My dog, Max, will set the kitty straight.

    #DontTrustThePussy
    #DontBelieveThePussy
    #AllTicketsMatter
    #MeowToo?

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