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  • October 19, 2016 at 10:21 pm
    TJ

    Be thankful you can be politically incorrect.

    • October 20, 2016 at 12:27 am
      Tom

      For now.

  • October 19, 2016 at 10:29 pm
    Grunt GI

    Speaking of things splitting open, it appears Sam’s shorts have finally given up the ghost, so to speak.

    Heh.

    • October 20, 2016 at 6:07 am
      Grape

      Are they crotchless?

    • October 20, 2016 at 7:48 am
      PaulS

      Can’t quite see the G host yet, but that’s what makes it hawt. I’m sure Chris is just conserving enk.

  • October 19, 2016 at 10:39 pm
    KenH

    Hilarious
    In serious though, you DO realize, that that Beastcunt, could eat a toddler LIVE on camera tonight, and the RAT Propaganda Ministry would be explaining how awesome that was before she was done, right?? And that RAT voters would STILL vote for her?
    Hitler, had nothing on this thing

    • October 19, 2016 at 11:19 pm

      She pretty much did that didn’t she, when DT spoke of ripping a pre-born full-term baby apart to satisfy her needs and those of said RAT Ministry/voters?

    • October 20, 2016 at 12:15 am
      Calvin

      Well, Michael Moore did say that if Hillary had Vince Foster (her beau) killed then it would be “bad ass”. One devoted Kool Aid drinker there.

      • October 20, 2016 at 3:14 pm
        thundercloud65

        Michael Moore reminds me of Jabba the Hut.

      • October 20, 2016 at 8:23 pm
        B Woodman

        Moore like “Spaceballs” Pizza the Hut.

  • October 19, 2016 at 11:16 pm
    Ozymandias

    Hillary… the beast from beyond the stars.

    • October 19, 2016 at 11:21 pm

      They’ll be calling her home soon, one way or another.

      • October 19, 2016 at 11:38 pm
        Ozymandias

        One can only hope.

      • October 20, 2016 at 6:20 am

        Not called Home. Called to account.

  • October 19, 2016 at 11:22 pm

    So she doesn’t like having to compete to win? Awww….

    I can’t even say her name without gagging and coughing. Is there a name for a disease like that?

    • October 19, 2016 at 11:37 pm
      Iconoclast

      Utterly absent any suggestion you would be associated with the affliction, I am moved to suggest ‘dysentery’ would be the most accurate description of the essence of the ‘progressive’ type of which the screeching harpy is the foremost example.

      • October 20, 2016 at 6:28 am
        GWB

        As that storm drain in Georgia found out, she (and her campaign) is full of sh-t! So dysentery i appropriate.

  • October 19, 2016 at 11:22 pm
    Iconoclast

    I started to watch the event, yet the unadulterated lies about firearms law, statistics, et. al., had my BP cresting 200 in a flash. Life is too short to waste any of it on a liberal.

    • October 19, 2016 at 11:45 pm

      As George Harrison once said, you can turn the sound down and said rude things that go with the way she wiggles her lips.

      • October 19, 2016 at 11:51 pm
        TheOldMan

        Many years ago people I know would turn on the 700 Club station, turn off the sound, and play led zeppelin. I think plant material was in use as well but I was never anywhere near these activities.

  • October 19, 2016 at 11:35 pm
    eon

    Keep in mind that most such lifeforms, from Formless Spawn to Star Vampires, are repelled by the Elder Sign and don’t react well to iodized salt. (Except for Deep Ones, of course.)

    If it has wings and a locust-like body, it’s a Fungi from Yuggoth. Run.

    If it’s sleek, faceless and has batlike wings, it’s a nightgaunt. When it starts to tickle you, tickle it right back.

    clear ether

    eon

  • October 19, 2016 at 11:39 pm
    Deplorable B Woodman

    I wish you had published this, or I had seen it, BEFORE the debate began. It would have made it SO much more fun to watch. And less stressful. As it was, I spent every other minute shouting BULLSHIT at the TV screen whenever Hellary opened her yaw. And then being told to SHUSH by the wife as she wanted to listen to the circus parade.

    I must admit, Trump gave as good, if not better, then he got from The HildaBeast From Between the Outer Dimensions. (h/t to H P Lovecraft).

  • October 19, 2016 at 11:43 pm
    Deplorable B Woodman

    VOTE FOR CTHULHU! WHY VOTE FOR THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS?

    • October 20, 2016 at 7:59 am
      Bill G

      SMOD 2016!

  • October 19, 2016 at 11:55 pm
    bill

    Hadn’t watched any of the others, but a friend invited me over and watch the first hour. Trump did well and more importantly the issues discussed early, 2nd amend, Immigration, trade, economy are made for his position. He’s not the best at debate per se, but he made good points and Chris Wallace did a good job of keeping them between the lines and focused on the topic pretty well with injecting a personal bias or agenda. Don’t know if the last 30 went the same, but given the structure of the event, this is a pretty good representation of the two candidates. Now we’ll have a sprint to the finish with some twists and turns. We’re still lucky to live in this country and have the opportunity to accept or reject the person that heads the government. Let’s hope the result is one we can survive.

  • October 19, 2016 at 11:56 pm
    bill

    WITHOUT INJECTING A PERSONAL BIAS OR AGENDA. Really a good job Chris. Kudos.

  • October 20, 2016 at 12:19 am
    Calvin

    Not that I want to focus on this, but did anyone see the brouhaha about the naked Hillary statue in NYC. Seems that unlike the naked Trump statue, some people took exception and attacked the statue….to protest the artist.
    http://www.amny.com/news/elections/naked-hillary-clinton-statue-placed-outside-bowling-green-station-1.12469491
    Don’t worry, things have been blocked to protect our minds.

  • October 20, 2016 at 12:22 am
    Pamela

    I kept the sound off and just watched. Looking at her reminded me of the results of another Saturday night in the hood aided by Mad Dog 20 20, Night Train and Cisco aka liquid crack. That’s just the legal stuff you can buy. Wonder if this is how the DNC pukes paid the disruptors at the Trump rallies…

    • October 20, 2016 at 1:27 am
      Greg B

      Oh Cisco.
      Many, many hazy memories thanks to that.
      Cisco make ya disco.

  • October 20, 2016 at 12:35 am

    Right after debate started I commented on yesterday
    s ‘toon about something I had hoped would happen and did…but The Donald let that lob just lay there dammit!

    She came right out and said stop “the online loophole and the gunshow loophole.” All he had to do was ask her to define those terms and her claims of 2A support go up in smoke! There is no such thing and he had her cold.

    MISS!!!

  • October 20, 2016 at 12:55 am
    NotYetInACamp

    I watched it on infowars.com’s feed on their site. i evidently did not find the feed without Alex yelling over the Hildebeasty when he lost control. it was entertaining, and i wish i would have suggested that amusement for those who could use it. he kept on screaming about easy fruit to be shot down when Hillary said something very stupid, wrong, or idiotic. They are just about to finish up the crew’s continuing broadcas, including phone calls.

    On a more immediately relevant note. Two more votes for trump mailed absentee. An employee at a Savalot store said that she and her husband had mailed their ballots in for Trump. They had been undecided. I gave them sites to go to. common ones everyone here knows, to get news. It must have worked. that is two more in the landslide. They did not even see the last debate.

    • October 20, 2016 at 1:18 am

      Good work on the help to those voters. We’ll need a lot of that to counter this, reprinted from yesterday just as the debate began and Chris switched over to “tomorrow”…sorry for the double post Chris, but so damn critical:

      Heard the reports about Donald’s claims of vote rigging?

      Hard to miss. Always presented as a last ditch desperation effort and always -every single time I’ve seen it referenced in media from Fox to MSN to NPR- it has included the modifier “unsubstantiated” or “unfounded”.

      Well let’s found it and substantiate it, too late for the debate I guess but there ya go…on tonight’s Tampa Channel 8 NBC affiliate 6 PM news (locally a more centrist presentation than most), there’s a story about a US citizen and resident from Puerto Rico. Now all Puerto Ricans are citizens but not all are residents, and while the non-residents can vote in primaries they can’t vote in the general election. And of course they come and go as they please. So this citizen PR reports that his relatives have been bragging that they will vote in Florida and they will vote Hillz, of course…if you read her position on PR you’ll know why. But that’s irrelevant because they’re not allowed to vote!

      In Florida you are “required” to show government photo ID to prove residency and vote, but hey if you don’t have one handy just give us the last four digits of your SS number (what the hell is this a credit card verification system or a fucking federal election?) and an address and cast your vote. And of course all PR’s have SS cards because they are citizens and they have to have it for benefits, donchaknow. So the citizen relative of these criminals contacts the Pinellas County supervisor of elections and they say, nothing we can do. He contacts the federal election commission and they say we don’t have any evidence of this occurring on any wide scale (where have we heard THAT before). Of course if you don’t take the report you don’t have any evidence and if you don’t check it out there’s nothing you can do, and it’s just so much easier that way, and so much better for the “cause”. Is that not a rigged election, when unqualified voters who are guaranteed to vote a certain way are not stopped or challenged by the bureaucrats whose effing job that is??

      And Jesus Christ, as the debate is coming on, on NBC there are four montages and sound bites, two each from DT and HC. Both of Trump are shrill sounding accusatory snippets, and both of Clinton’s are hopeful, uplifting, and one actually an adopted Clinton quote of Moochelle. Is the major media presenting an obvious slant from the get-go not rigging the election??

      Fraud? We don’t know nothin’ ’bout no steenkin’ fraud.

  • October 20, 2016 at 1:00 am
    NotYetInACamp

    Someone just pointed out that Hillary had given out the time period and procedure to use the launched codes.

    Russians say “DA! OK Hillary. Thank You. Love Vladimar.”

  • October 20, 2016 at 1:19 am
    cb
  • October 20, 2016 at 3:41 am

    I have to start preparing myself for a Hillary Presidency. I think waiting until the day after the election would kill me. We were a great nation once, and I lived during part of it.

    Corruption, scandals, lies, conspiracy, and a utter disregard for Laws lurks just behind the evil facade of this creature, but she is magically immune to any of it.

    God help us all.

    • October 20, 2016 at 10:14 am
      Roger

      I think we’ll be experiencing what it felt like for Roman citizens to watch as their civilization crumbled and barbarian hordes dragged Europe into the Dark Ages…

      • October 20, 2016 at 3:26 pm
        thundercloud65

        I fully agree Roger.

        Our slide will happen much faster than the Romans did. Theirs happened over a period of many,many years. A lot of the things that brought them down are occuring now in the USA. The people knew something bad was about to happen but they did not know what to do about it.

  • October 20, 2016 at 5:50 am
    jackdeth72

    ddq….

    The three happiest letters in the English language!

  • October 20, 2016 at 8:03 am
    Bill G

    And here I was hoping for a collapse while on stage.
    Rats!

    • October 20, 2016 at 9:27 am
      MasterDiver

      According to some comments on Lucieanne.com, she almost did.

      Reply 11 – Posted by: shilor, 10/20/2016 8:05:05 AM (No. 10985429)
      Did anyone notice how she walked in compared to how she walked off at end? Leaving the podium Hillary had trouble moving her legs, legs spread to help balance. Very slow, unnatural gait and big boy coming quickly after her, he has her back for times like this when she possibly could fall on her butt. Meds do wear off!

      Wasn’t Hitler being pumped full of drugs to keep him going, even before starting WWII? Shrillery seem to be in the same class: foul temper, obscenity-laced tantrums,hysterics, dependent on drugs to keep her presentable in public, but only for short periods when the drugs are in effect.
      Put her in a crisis when she’s not doped up, and we will be in WWIII before the Diaza-pen can be deployed.

      Zar Belk!

      • October 20, 2016 at 3:30 pm
        thundercloud65

        I think this happened because she got questions that she was not prepared for and had not recieved advance notice of.

        On the plane later I thought she looked more relieved than triumphant.

    • October 20, 2016 at 12:44 pm
      Redleg

      I noticed her frequent eye blinking towards the end of the debate.

  • October 20, 2016 at 8:23 am
    PaulS

    WTF?! Did Hitlary dress up as Dr. Evil on purpose.
    Or maybe she was going for Tattoo in drag.

  • October 20, 2016 at 8:54 am
    bill3542

    where’s Kurt Russell when you need him… remember to heat that wire red hot when do the blood test.

  • October 20, 2016 at 9:47 am
    Pamela

    Hilly wants everyone to be the same and share the same.
    So all people will share the misery equally. Instead of giving people opportunity to improve their lot in life, she wants all but a few mired in muck and desperation.

    • October 20, 2016 at 10:51 am

      You hate that bitch, I hate that bitch, but your statements do not indicate the actual wants and agenda of the socialist/prog/elite machine (soprolites?).

      As currently manifested by hillzabeast, the machine is only concerned with continued control which they can do by putting the beast in the big chair. Made up currently of the unknown forces behind the curtain that control Clinton, the powerful information control complex, the academic mind control establishment, and of course the fat and entrenched loyal opposition (loyal to status quo by quid pro quo) as embodied by the rinos, gopes, and traitors in the legislature along with their ancillary party organization.

      They don’t want or share shit with “everyone” except as necessary for their own perpetuity, which they are actively guaranteeing by the importation of unlimited bought votes. This allows them time to complete the destruction of the old Republic of America and establish the mystical religion that they believe is their road to their eden (of course that religion will kill and eat them and take or make their own eden instead), and they don’t give a thought or care to who’s mired in what as long as they have their throne and their fawns to care for their enlightened and entitled selves.

      Kind of a stacked deck ain’t it? What did someone else say? Rigged? Yep. But as I recall from the movie the eloi were a pretty clean and serene lot, weren’t they?

      • October 20, 2016 at 1:06 pm
        NotYetInACamp

        ‘The cadet’s logic is correct.’
        -Spock

      • October 20, 2016 at 3:48 pm

        Ol’ Spock always was always pretty impressed with himself. 😉

      • October 20, 2016 at 7:23 pm
        Pamela

        Spock was studly and I would have jumped his bones in a heart beat. Screw logic.

      • October 20, 2016 at 8:25 pm

        “Screw logic.”

        And, you know, reality.

        CFD’s with pointy ears? Meh.

      • October 20, 2016 at 7:22 pm
        Pamela

        The Beasts like to play with their play with their food prior to ritual slaughter.

    • October 20, 2016 at 10:57 am

      Well, that IS communism after all.

  • October 20, 2016 at 11:03 am
    'TreHammer

    …nice thigh gap, Sam…

    • October 20, 2016 at 11:51 am
      WayneDeplorable

      I almost missed that… distracted by the underboob…

  • October 20, 2016 at 12:05 pm

    Communism is way better than this shit as witnessed by the “quality of life” the herds in Russia and China currently enjoy. They actually do want them to survive to get shit done (herds are crops). Can any serious person say that the Islamic plan for America is similarly motivated?

    Nope, they want us dead and gone so as to use up our shit in the process of establishing their culture, such as it is. At least the commies have a sustainable plan for survival…such as it is.

  • October 20, 2016 at 12:39 pm
    Redleg

    It seems to me that there is one obstacle that, when recognized, Hillary can not surmount. She should not have a security clearance.

    In her FBI testimony about her emails, she said “I do not recall,” some 19 times. She did not recall being trained in the handling and safeguarding of classified materials when she became Secretary of State, even though she signed and dated a certificate stating she had received said training. She did not recall her required annual refresher training in years 2002, 2003, 2004, and 2005, even though she had signed a statement each year. She did not recall receiving training in proper handling and security of classified material as part of her exit briefing when she left the state department, even though she signed a certificate. FBI Director Comey said her handling of classified material was extremely careless.

    If you believe her, that she couldn’t recall all of this training, then a person so senile should not be trusted with a security clearance; if you believe she was lying, then her dishonesty and carelessness are grounds for denying her a security clearance.

    Any person who cannot have a security clearance cannot be trusted with the security of the United States. All other arguments are beside the point.

  • October 20, 2016 at 1:15 pm
    Special_Ed

    From 30+ years with a high level security clearance and acute awareness of the classification hierarchy, we all need to know that the president is THE original classification authority, and that classification authority is delegated to various others at certain levels. For instance the Sec Of State has this authority up to the Top Secret level ( e.g. see Obama’s Executive Order 13526). Other presidents issued similar EOs. So, essentially, she can grant herself a clearance. She also should have as SoS known of the classification of anything in the State Dept, as she is the one who would write or approve of the relevant classification guides.

    Her multiple “I don’t remembers” is only to avoid admitting to what she did know (or should have known) was a crime.

    • October 20, 2016 at 1:38 pm

      She may want to dump the 2nd but she sure loves her some 5th.

      • October 20, 2016 at 7:25 pm
        Pamela

        She loves a 5th of anything, especially on the taxpayers’ and foundation’s dime.

    • October 20, 2016 at 8:00 pm
      NotYetInACamp

      JFK was constantly tracked down as the source of leaks.
      He often did it at state dinners and receptions and when in other conversations about the topics with experienced or learned people on the subjects or topics. They had to have a talking with JFK. Some reservations needed to be made.

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