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  • July 15, 2017 at 12:05 am

    Da fuck is that Sucker is wearing?

  • July 15, 2017 at 12:05 am
    Heltau

    Thanks for your work on your cartoons. Very nice job and well done also.
    Enjoy reading them when I can.

  • July 15, 2017 at 1:14 am
    KenH

    Look, time to face the facts;

    They will never stop
    Until you MAKE them stop

    • July 15, 2017 at 1:28 am

      And there is only one way to do that.

    • July 15, 2017 at 5:55 pm
      Old Codger

      Look, time to face the facts;

      They will never stop
      Until you MAKE them stop

      Correction, they will never stop until/unless someone STOPS them. They are going to do this as long as they are able – to do ANYTHING! Short of stopping them PERMANENTLY it is impossible to make them stop.

      Look. I am not advocating deadly force to be used upon anyone – even main stream so-called “journalists” (AKA fiction writers). I am simply stating my strongly held conviction that printing fiction and calling it reporting is so thoroughly ingrained in the vast majority of main-stream alleged “journalists” that, for the most part, I do not think what they are writing IS fiction. I truly believe that their response to having their work called “fake news” is genuine. While some of them may be motivated by cynicism, I believe that most truly believe that a falsehood told for a higher purpose is NOT so much a “lie” as a greater truth.

      • July 15, 2017 at 6:12 pm
        Old Codger

        Damned lack of an edit or a preview function. The 3rd sentence above should have read (edit highlighted):
        I am simply stating my strongly held conviction that printing fiction and calling it reporting is so thoroughly ingrained in the vast majority of main-stream alleged “journalists” that, for the most part, I do not think they are even aware that what they are writing IS fiction.

      • July 15, 2017 at 9:54 pm
        Deplorable B Woodman

        ” I am not advocating deadly force to be used upon anyone – ”
        I am. If it is a known enemy of the Republic, foreign or domestic, I have no compunctions about using deadly force.
        If it were foreign occupying troops taking over America, would you have a problem using deadly force?
        Just because these propagandist presstitutes may be born in the US of A, does that make them less an enemy? Just because they use words as their weapons, does that make them any less an enemy?
        Even with these old tired eyes, 100-200 yards isn’t that difficult a shot.

  • July 15, 2017 at 1:29 am

    Burn. These. Asshats. To. The. GROUND!

  • July 15, 2017 at 5:48 am
    Bill G

    Once they start running there is little legal activity available, and Jake ran right in the middle of town.
    Pity.

  • July 15, 2017 at 5:58 am
    JW

    Speaking for myself that’s not a story Jake, that’s a fairy tale. Then again this is cnn.

    • July 15, 2017 at 3:38 pm
      Pamela

      A Fairy Tale. *chuckling*
      I have a pair of Dragons that can get a bit peckish when not kept properly fed, and they do not discriminate when it comes to what they like to snack upon. Drug dealers, Perverts, Rapists, Kiddie Pornographers and Abusers of all kinds. Think they should expand their dietary habits a wee bit…

      • July 15, 2017 at 9:57 pm
        Deplorable B Woodman

        Think they may draw the line at propagandist presstitutes? Even if they don’t, I’d give them a thorough physical and blood work up after they ate one – or two.

  • July 15, 2017 at 6:13 am
    eon

    He banged that out on his laptop on the redeye.

    He could have done it without ever leaving his office.

    The news media has been the Ministry of Truth for a very long time.

    clear ether

    eon

    • July 15, 2017 at 1:22 pm
      Deplorable B Woodman

      “News” media? More like “propaganda” media.

    • July 15, 2017 at 6:37 pm
      Grunt GI

      And the worst part is he will never get to experience DDQ served by hawt waitresses in minimal outfits.

      His loss.

      • July 15, 2017 at 10:00 pm
        Deplorable B Woodman

        Our loss as well. We won’t get to see Chris’ fine rendition of beta Tapper “interacting” with alpha women.

  • July 15, 2017 at 7:11 am
    Halley

    “Idiot wind
    Blowing every time you move your mouth
    Blowing down the back roads headin’ south
    Idiot wind
    Blowing every time you move your teeth
    You’re an idiot, babe
    It’s a wonder that you still know how to breathe”
    – Bob Dylan, commenting on the fake news networks and their attempted coup, or maybe one of their infobabes, or something

  • July 15, 2017 at 8:12 am
    Unca Walt

    If I ever ran for president… the libs would pounce hard enuf that I’d either be shot, hanged, or burned at the stake. Or all three.

    Or elected President For Life.

    • July 15, 2017 at 11:21 am

      Those are likely the options for the current POTUS.

  • July 15, 2017 at 11:03 am
    noncom

    I swear, I heard the voice of Darth Vader coming from Zucker…..

  • July 15, 2017 at 12:24 pm
    WayneM

    Although I hold the lamestream media in disdain (like the vast majority of people), when I hear people suggesting violent solutions to deal with their agenda-laden lies, I’m reminded of Aphorism #146 from “Beyond Good & Evil” published 1886 by Friedrich Nietzsche…

    “Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. For if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss gazes back into you.”

    • July 15, 2017 at 1:31 pm

      Tell me you wouldn’t want to visit some violence on this *other* Mini-Tru: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40612669

      Now I love me some Canada (and most Canadians), but this is America, I’m an American and I am absolutely delighted to have an American president for a change…one who will stop the slide of the Republic and endeavor to restore it to greatness.

      And this smarmy little Tapper lookalike Mini-Tru should do the same for his country and leave America to Americans.

      • July 15, 2017 at 1:59 pm
        John

        I suppose we could take on nine or ten new states when they disintegrate in a fit of self-loathing.
        But I would suggest doing so slowly and selectively.

  • July 15, 2017 at 12:38 pm
    Pamela

    Why does this sound like the perfect fodder for an episode for Mystery Science Theater 3000?

  • July 15, 2017 at 1:29 pm
    Deplorable B Woodman

    If I had a superpower, it would be the power to reach thru the web and bitchslap the shit out of Libtards like Zucker, O’Bozo, Pelousi, Hildabeest, Dingy Harry, Mummified Mitch, et al.

  • July 15, 2017 at 2:26 pm
    Interventor

    Just contributed at Jan/Damon level. Hope it helps.

  • July 15, 2017 at 6:42 pm
    cz93x62

    If the MSM was a zoo, then CNN would be its Monkey House. (Apologies to P.J. O’Rourke).

  • July 16, 2017 at 9:20 pm
    NotYetInACamp

    auroras in the North USA and Canadian sky tonight, they say.

    That will surely be brighter and more entertaining and enjoyable than anything that tapless and CNN and sucker can shoot out.

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