There are some jokers that deliver killer punch lines on purpose.
June 20, 2016 at 3:51 am
KNO3
Because according to Obama gay lives don’t matter.
June 20, 2016 at 7:07 am
Pamela
Because according to to Obama the only life that matters is the one.
June 19, 2016 at 10:19 pm
Gunner
Molon Labe
June 20, 2016 at 12:01 am
pyrodice
There are only two responses ever to give to gun-grabbers. To the bobbleheads, I like Michael Z Williamson’s response of “Fuck you, pussy”, and to anyone who dares be part of the actual lynch mob who cants to come try… “Molon Labe”.
June 20, 2016 at 12:02 am
pyrodice
*wants to
June 20, 2016 at 9:00 am
RooftopVoter
Yep.
I like the phrase ” Fill yer hands you sunsabitches!” as well.
June 19, 2016 at 10:38 pm
Spin Drift
Why so serious? Because it is my inalienable rights you fawning publican.
Spin
Molon Labe
War Damn Eagle
Hold Fast
The Truth, it burns.
June 19, 2016 at 11:36 pm
B Woodman
SD,
I see what you did there. Well played.
June 20, 2016 at 8:39 pm
interventor
Why insult bartenders?
June 19, 2016 at 11:10 pm
Kafiroon
Sure seems like the undercover moslime is aiming for a civil war. Or enough disruption to declare martial law.
June 19, 2016 at 11:35 pm
B Woodman
Kirafoon,
And martial law would lead to . . .. (wait for it). . . .. civil war.
Tha dice are loaded, the deck is marked and stacked, and we’re left wondering if this is the only game in town. If we walk away, where to?
June 20, 2016 at 12:04 am
Delilah T.
But why wait ’til the last minute like this? What’s the excuse? If Nixon couldn’t get it to happen in the 1970s, and that ridiculous business of shutting down national parks in 2013 did nothing but piss off people who had voted for the Fool on the Hill, why wait so long?
It’s the last minute, final curtain coming up. What would be the point?
June 20, 2016 at 6:03 am
Bill G
Why wait? If he really is trying to set off civil action he’s waited so as to advance his agenda as far as possible under the mantle of seeming legitimacy while driving his wedges as deep as possible between as many social groups as possible.
OTOH, he could just be completely separated from reality at this point and going off into his unicorn-filled paradise where he’s bringing everyone into a joyous and happy best of all possible worlds of his design.
June 20, 2016 at 9:02 am
RooftopVoter
He hasn’t been waiting, they have just misjudged our patience.
The full court press is on.
June 20, 2016 at 7:43 am
MrArthurBishop
The point of declaring martial law? Do it just before the election and you might get the election delayed “until things settle down”. Whenever that is…
We managed to get through WWII without missing one but with the dem’s chances looking slim in 2016, it might be the last grab.
On the other hand, his cheese might have slipped off his cracker.
June 20, 2016 at 10:05 am
B Woodman
“. . . his cheese might have slipped off his cracker.”
Slipped, nothing. It got up and ran away.
June 19, 2016 at 11:36 pm
eon
“Some men aren’t looking for anything logical.
They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with.
Some men — just want to watch the world burn.”
Irony is a terrible thing to waste on the Talking Dead.
June 20, 2016 at 9:26 pm
silvergreycat
Delilah,
*Irony is a terrible thing to waste on the Talking Dead.* Mr. Johnson brought up the topic and Irony appeared.
June 19, 2016 at 11:47 pm
Pete231
The Three Rules of Combat : 1) Look cool. 2) Know what you’re doing. 3) If rule #2 doesn’t apply, refer back to rule #1. “Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.” -T. Jefferson –
Lecture ’til you’re purple in the face…but when your illegals come, I will kill them or die trying.
And when your lectures fail and your illegals are falling and your designates come for my guns, I will declare insurrection and kill them or die trying.
And that ain’t no joke.
June 20, 2016 at 8:12 am
Unca Walt
There It Is.
June 20, 2016 at 1:24 am
Big Al
God Bless the United States of AMERICA! And God bless its Patriots! King George’s fleet sailing into New York was the same as the Death Star coming to AMERICA today! We beat them once and will again! I will not use vulgarity but you know my unsaid words! Chris, God Bless your Father for being with us for another a fathers Day! May he find comfort!
June 20, 2016 at 6:05 am
Bill G
Excellent title. Purple reigns while havoc rains.
June 20, 2016 at 6:19 am
Delilah T.
…because hobbits as miserable slaves are more pleasing to Sauron than hobbits who are free and happy….. JRR Tolkien (paraphrasing)
June 20, 2016 at 6:41 am
eon
More like Jim Jones. Not as supernaturally powerful as he believes himself to be, devoted to a vision of reality no one else can see, and determined to build a hecatomb of innocents as a sacrifice to his dark gods.
In the end, would be found on top of same, probably gibbering insanely. But all he would see would be a Utopia in his mind.
Always great stuff, Chris. I finally got a chance to drop something in the jar – it’s not as much as I would like.
I pray your father is doing better, and for strength for you.
June 20, 2016 at 7:21 am
Pamela
The Unicorn Aide is poisoned and they continue to drink it. Hoping for a different reality? Or subconsciously realizing if they stop consuming, the reality is they’ve been duped. They chose poorly at the detriment to all.
June 20, 2016 at 9:17 am
NotYetInACamp
Obama did say that he was good at killing. That from a holder of the now discredited Nobel Peace Prize.
It is more dangerous than that. The conflicts recently in the Middle East, North Africa, and Ukraine were all the results of billions of dollars of US funds, NATO funds, Socialist funds and NGO’s of various stripes. This brough the massive millions of the Muslim armies that have asymmetrically invaded Europe where they are fighting for Sharia and are expanding using the liberal welfare system to fund their growth. This also has enable Obama and friends to import millions of warrior age jihads into the USA. The massive protoplasm of Muslims grown by oil money has now been pushed into expansion across the globe, especially Europe.
Add the recent announcement from the USA that an attack in cyberspace on the USA (or any NATO country) can be considered an attack on any of those nations. That cyber attack is now to be considered justification for a physical attack on any nation doing that cyber attack. That specifically includes Russia. The USA has claimed Russia has engaged on many cyber attacks on the USA.
Add the recent NATO troop movements in the Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia and Poland and that 90% of the Polish army has been moved near the Russian border and you have the potential for a war and nuclear war.
This also works as a way to get Poland out of its previous role as the Polish army led a multinational army that came down to Vienna and was responsible for the victory at The Gates of Vienna where Europe was almost lost to Muslim invasion. The Polish army may be removed from the ability to assist in Western and even Eastern Europe from the invasion brought by the elite never elected bureaucrat rulers of the European Union.
On top of that such a war with Russia would bring the excuse to declare a civil emergency in the USA (martial law) and the suspension of all rights except for that of Obama as Supreme Ruler as detailed in Executive Orders, some still secret.
Upon a use of NATO to engage in war without Congress passing a declaration of war, people in the USA must act. All of those around Obama must arrest him and detain him for the disposition of the Congress. The arrests would be by people acting within their power of protecting and defending the US Constitution.
The Obama group is again creating law and power out of whole cloth to start a war. using those old dusty Constitutional powers all of those around him must ensure that he does not act further to destroy our nation and the world.
He already has extended Islam more than any one in centuries. His destructive transformation of the USA and the world must stop. he has long passed the constitutional limits of his power.
That is a partial analysis. A possibility based on facts and some conjecture.
I wish that I did not see that in what I look at. Better foreknowledge and forewarned and being forearmed than not. I hope that I am shown wrong.
I oppose the possibility that appears to be showing itself. This is their chance. France fell quickly because so many were compromised or on the side of the invaders.
June 20, 2016 at 9:24 am
NotYetInACamp
I forgot to mention that a German Military minister had stridently complained that the actions of troops of the USA and NATO on the Russian border were an attempt to push NATO and Russia into nuclear war.
A very nice piece, thougthtful analysis, but all I can think of is, “oink, flap, flap, oink, flap, flap …”
June 20, 2016 at 4:23 pm
NotYetInACamp
You are right. Putin is smarter than that. And Putin might be able to pick up the pieces in Europe after any exchange and then drive the Muslims out and back to previously conquered by Islam land. Pax Putin. Sutherland and useful tools hung. A Muslim stands on land that Islam has conquered or that it intends to conquer. Islam is Islam. All is done to benefit and extend Islam. So they live their lives.
Who would have thought 40 years ago that civilized Europe would be ruled by a self appointed bureaucratic elite. It sound like how China is ruled. Will wonders never cease?
How about Cleveland winning the NBA Championship? And LeBron?
June 20, 2016 at 9:49 am
Spin Drift
The next calamity and it might be next week, will come from England. If the Swiss, who say that they are not re-upping in the EU exit as quick as the Brits, then the house of cards that is the Euro is about to be set on fire. Greece, Ireland, Spain and Italy will follow. There are not enough gold bars in the Reichstag to stem the flow of blood.
My advice people is to invest in precious metals and remember this, my lead can take your gold.
Spin
“Remember men, don’t fire unless fired upon, but if they mean to have war let it begin here.” Col. Parker
Copper? I’m keeping my copper-bottomed Revereware, thank you!
Aluminum is worth more at a cash recycling center than copper, anyway.
I asked.
June 20, 2016 at 2:41 pm
B Woodman
Copper, as used in copper-jacketed ammunition.
NEVER, EVER give up your precious cookware.
I have some enameled cast iron cookware (Le Creuset style) that, if it’s not passed on to my g’children, will go with me to my grave.
June 20, 2016 at 6:37 pm
Pamela
I thought you meant hollow points
Cast iron is great and a wonderful deterrent for unwanted visitors coming in a window at two in the morning.
A hard rock maple rolling pin has a certain panache also.
June 20, 2016 at 3:43 pm
Delilah T.
Copper is replacing stainless steel on the walls in hospitals now. MERS staph and other bacteria can’t grow on it. Discovered in a 10th century text on medicine, making a salve, poultice or a wound covering in a copper vessel and letting it sit for several days.
Woodfired iron stoves clad in soapstone – you can cook, bake bread and heat with them. Some Amish fellow is making woodburning cookstoves for those who want the benefits of lost civilizations. And people who are tired of electronic toys are reading hard-copy books instead of digital copies.
What’s old is new again. Should never have been tossed aside.
June 20, 2016 at 3:44 pm
Delilah T.
Ooops!!! that should be MRSA bacteria, not MERS.
MERS is a camel virus. My sticky fingers. Still, the principle is the same.
June 20, 2016 at 11:31 am
Erik
Am I the only one that finds it ironic and darkly amusing that the Orlando shooter was part of a group of maybe 0.001% of ISIS supporters that didn’t get their guns from Barack Obama. Maybe Obama’s just mad that he can’t take credit.
June 20, 2016 at 4:29 pm
NotYetInACamp
The Orlando Pulse club shooter worked for DHS through one of their contractors. See silvergreaycat post above. So Obama’s government did pay for them and for his training through payments.
June 20, 2016 at 8:59 pm
interventor
S4G
June 20, 2016 at 2:33 pm
Steveb919
This is the oath of allegiance for the enlisted military.
“I, _____, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God.”
Now for the officers.
“I, _____ (SSAN), having been appointed an officer in the _____ (Military Branch) of the United States, as indicated above in the grade of _____ do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign or domestic, that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservations or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office upon which I am about to enter; So help me God.”
You would note what is left out of the officers pledge. “I will obey the orders of the President of the United States” Just wish they had left it out of the enlisted pledge too.
June 20, 2016 at 3:48 pm
Delilah T.
The enlisted will follow their officers. If the officers step back and refuse to obey illegal orders – those which no one is required to obey – the enlisted will follow.
June 20, 2016 at 4:32 pm
NotYetInACamp
Did they not recently take out the term lawful orders in the enlisted oath and simply make it orders?
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There are some jokers that deliver killer punch lines on purpose.
Because according to Obama gay lives don’t matter.
Because according to to Obama the only life that matters is the one.
Molon Labe
There are only two responses ever to give to gun-grabbers. To the bobbleheads, I like Michael Z Williamson’s response of “Fuck you, pussy”, and to anyone who dares be part of the actual lynch mob who cants to come try… “Molon Labe”.
*wants to
Yep.
I like the phrase ” Fill yer hands you sunsabitches!” as well.
Why so serious? Because it is my inalienable rights you fawning publican.
Spin
Molon Labe
War Damn Eagle
Hold Fast
The Truth, it burns.
SD,
I see what you did there. Well played.
Why insult bartenders?
Sure seems like the undercover moslime is aiming for a civil war. Or enough disruption to declare martial law.
Kirafoon,
And martial law would lead to . . .. (wait for it). . . .. civil war.
Tha dice are loaded, the deck is marked and stacked, and we’re left wondering if this is the only game in town. If we walk away, where to?
But why wait ’til the last minute like this? What’s the excuse? If Nixon couldn’t get it to happen in the 1970s, and that ridiculous business of shutting down national parks in 2013 did nothing but piss off people who had voted for the Fool on the Hill, why wait so long?
It’s the last minute, final curtain coming up. What would be the point?
Why wait? If he really is trying to set off civil action he’s waited so as to advance his agenda as far as possible under the mantle of seeming legitimacy while driving his wedges as deep as possible between as many social groups as possible.
OTOH, he could just be completely separated from reality at this point and going off into his unicorn-filled paradise where he’s bringing everyone into a joyous and happy best of all possible worlds of his design.
He hasn’t been waiting, they have just misjudged our patience.
The full court press is on.
The point of declaring martial law? Do it just before the election and you might get the election delayed “until things settle down”. Whenever that is…
We managed to get through WWII without missing one but with the dem’s chances looking slim in 2016, it might be the last grab.
On the other hand, his cheese might have slipped off his cracker.
“. . . his cheese might have slipped off his cracker.”
Slipped, nothing. It got up and ran away.
clear ether
eon
eon,
Here’s one example… http://www.thelibertybeacon.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/obama-my-work-here-is-done-1.jpg
Drudge’s response was ‘You first, brah!’
http://www.infowars.com/drudge-to-homeland-secretary-give-up-your-guns-first/
They should ALL give up ALL their protection – ALL OF IT – before any of us do it.
P.S. I do dig the Walking Dead look.
The Actual Dead look for him would be better
Katie Pavlich discovers irony here… http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2016/06/14/ironic-jeh-johnson-says-gun-control-now-a-homeland-security-issueorlando-terrorist-worked-for-dhs-n2178248
Irony is a terrible thing to waste on the Talking Dead.
Delilah,
*Irony is a terrible thing to waste on the Talking Dead.* Mr. Johnson brought up the topic and Irony appeared.
The Three Rules of Combat : 1) Look cool. 2) Know what you’re doing. 3) If rule #2 doesn’t apply, refer back to rule #1. “Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.” -T. Jefferson –
Lecture ’til you’re purple in the face…but when your illegals come, I will kill them or die trying.
And when your lectures fail and your illegals are falling and your designates come for my guns, I will declare insurrection and kill them or die trying.
And that ain’t no joke.
There It Is.
God Bless the United States of AMERICA! And God bless its Patriots! King George’s fleet sailing into New York was the same as the Death Star coming to AMERICA today! We beat them once and will again! I will not use vulgarity but you know my unsaid words! Chris, God Bless your Father for being with us for another a fathers Day! May he find comfort!
Excellent title. Purple reigns while havoc rains.
…because hobbits as miserable slaves are more pleasing to Sauron than hobbits who are free and happy….. JRR Tolkien (paraphrasing)
More like Jim Jones. Not as supernaturally powerful as he believes himself to be, devoted to a vision of reality no one else can see, and determined to build a hecatomb of innocents as a sacrifice to his dark gods.
In the end, would be found on top of same, probably gibbering insanely. But all he would see would be a Utopia in his mind.
clear ether
eon
Chernobog in a human body.
Always great stuff, Chris. I finally got a chance to drop something in the jar – it’s not as much as I would like.
I pray your father is doing better, and for strength for you.
The Unicorn Aide is poisoned and they continue to drink it. Hoping for a different reality? Or subconsciously realizing if they stop consuming, the reality is they’ve been duped. They chose poorly at the detriment to all.
Obama did say that he was good at killing. That from a holder of the now discredited Nobel Peace Prize.
It is more dangerous than that. The conflicts recently in the Middle East, North Africa, and Ukraine were all the results of billions of dollars of US funds, NATO funds, Socialist funds and NGO’s of various stripes. This brough the massive millions of the Muslim armies that have asymmetrically invaded Europe where they are fighting for Sharia and are expanding using the liberal welfare system to fund their growth. This also has enable Obama and friends to import millions of warrior age jihads into the USA. The massive protoplasm of Muslims grown by oil money has now been pushed into expansion across the globe, especially Europe.
Add the recent announcement from the USA that an attack in cyberspace on the USA (or any NATO country) can be considered an attack on any of those nations. That cyber attack is now to be considered justification for a physical attack on any nation doing that cyber attack. That specifically includes Russia. The USA has claimed Russia has engaged on many cyber attacks on the USA.
Add the recent NATO troop movements in the Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia and Poland and that 90% of the Polish army has been moved near the Russian border and you have the potential for a war and nuclear war.
This also works as a way to get Poland out of its previous role as the Polish army led a multinational army that came down to Vienna and was responsible for the victory at The Gates of Vienna where Europe was almost lost to Muslim invasion. The Polish army may be removed from the ability to assist in Western and even Eastern Europe from the invasion brought by the elite never elected bureaucrat rulers of the European Union.
On top of that such a war with Russia would bring the excuse to declare a civil emergency in the USA (martial law) and the suspension of all rights except for that of Obama as Supreme Ruler as detailed in Executive Orders, some still secret.
Upon a use of NATO to engage in war without Congress passing a declaration of war, people in the USA must act. All of those around Obama must arrest him and detain him for the disposition of the Congress. The arrests would be by people acting within their power of protecting and defending the US Constitution.
The Obama group is again creating law and power out of whole cloth to start a war. using those old dusty Constitutional powers all of those around him must ensure that he does not act further to destroy our nation and the world.
He already has extended Islam more than any one in centuries. His destructive transformation of the USA and the world must stop. he has long passed the constitutional limits of his power.
That is a partial analysis. A possibility based on facts and some conjecture.
I wish that I did not see that in what I look at. Better foreknowledge and forewarned and being forearmed than not. I hope that I am shown wrong.
I oppose the possibility that appears to be showing itself. This is their chance. France fell quickly because so many were compromised or on the side of the invaders.
I forgot to mention that a German Military minister had stridently complained that the actions of troops of the USA and NATO on the Russian border were an attempt to push NATO and Russia into nuclear war.
A very nice piece, thougthtful analysis, but all I can think of is, “oink, flap, flap, oink, flap, flap …”
You are right. Putin is smarter than that. And Putin might be able to pick up the pieces in Europe after any exchange and then drive the Muslims out and back to previously conquered by Islam land. Pax Putin. Sutherland and useful tools hung. A Muslim stands on land that Islam has conquered or that it intends to conquer. Islam is Islam. All is done to benefit and extend Islam. So they live their lives.
Who would have thought 40 years ago that civilized Europe would be ruled by a self appointed bureaucratic elite. It sound like how China is ruled. Will wonders never cease?
How about Cleveland winning the NBA Championship? And LeBron?
The next calamity and it might be next week, will come from England. If the Swiss, who say that they are not re-upping in the EU exit as quick as the Brits, then the house of cards that is the Euro is about to be set on fire. Greece, Ireland, Spain and Italy will follow. There are not enough gold bars in the Reichstag to stem the flow of blood.
My advice people is to invest in precious metals and remember this, my lead can take your gold.
Spin
“Remember men, don’t fire unless fired upon, but if they mean to have war let it begin here.” Col. Parker
Yep. Precious metals. Gold. Silver. Brass. Copper. Lead. Iron. Steel.
Copper? I’m keeping my copper-bottomed Revereware, thank you!
Aluminum is worth more at a cash recycling center than copper, anyway.
I asked.
Copper, as used in copper-jacketed ammunition.
NEVER, EVER give up your precious cookware.
I have some enameled cast iron cookware (Le Creuset style) that, if it’s not passed on to my g’children, will go with me to my grave.
I thought you meant hollow points
Cast iron is great and a wonderful deterrent for unwanted visitors coming in a window at two in the morning.
A hard rock maple rolling pin has a certain panache also.
Copper is replacing stainless steel on the walls in hospitals now. MERS staph and other bacteria can’t grow on it. Discovered in a 10th century text on medicine, making a salve, poultice or a wound covering in a copper vessel and letting it sit for several days.
Woodfired iron stoves clad in soapstone – you can cook, bake bread and heat with them. Some Amish fellow is making woodburning cookstoves for those who want the benefits of lost civilizations. And people who are tired of electronic toys are reading hard-copy books instead of digital copies.
What’s old is new again. Should never have been tossed aside.
Ooops!!! that should be MRSA bacteria, not MERS.
MERS is a camel virus. My sticky fingers. Still, the principle is the same.
Am I the only one that finds it ironic and darkly amusing that the Orlando shooter was part of a group of maybe 0.001% of ISIS supporters that didn’t get their guns from Barack Obama. Maybe Obama’s just mad that he can’t take credit.
The Orlando Pulse club shooter worked for DHS through one of their contractors. See silvergreaycat post above. So Obama’s government did pay for them and for his training through payments.
S4G
This is the oath of allegiance for the enlisted military.
“I, _____, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God.”
Now for the officers.
“I, _____ (SSAN), having been appointed an officer in the _____ (Military Branch) of the United States, as indicated above in the grade of _____ do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign or domestic, that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservations or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office upon which I am about to enter; So help me God.”
You would note what is left out of the officers pledge. “I will obey the orders of the President of the United States” Just wish they had left it out of the enlisted pledge too.
The enlisted will follow their officers. If the officers step back and refuse to obey illegal orders – those which no one is required to obey – the enlisted will follow.
Did they not recently take out the term lawful orders in the enlisted oath and simply make it orders?
Nuremberg Code. Remember.