Where else should his hand be? Were I him, mine would be there as well!
That’s a damn fine place for his hand to be!
Chris Muir
Jun 04 2015 at 10:33 am
She IS smiling…
David M
Jun 04 2015 at 11:18 am
All is well with the world indeed! (At least in this mall microcosm of wishful reality)…
Big Jim
Jun 04 2015 at 12:07 am
Concur.
B Woodman
Jun 04 2015 at 12:12 am
“Me? A man of honorable intention?”
“And yet your hand is on my ass.”
And where else should it be? Y’all are married to each other. Jan, you could just as easily put your hand on Damon’s ass.
It’s not like the relationship between the US citizenry and the various levels of Gooberment (especially Federales), where they “feel” they can do anything to us, but we can’t touch them.
SURPRISE!! Just wait until 4GW comes knocking at their collective (home and work) (see what I did there?) doors.
Dave
Jun 04 2015 at 2:39 am
Oh, for the days when sexual misconduct in the oval office was the biggest scandal.
Bill G
Jun 04 2015 at 5:27 am
Yes, a husband’s hand would be expected to have familiarity with his wife’s ass.
It is the gummint’s actions that are unnatural.
Kevin M
Jun 04 2015 at 6:34 am
My hand. Your Heinie.
Business meeting.
Woof!
Pamela
Jun 04 2015 at 6:40 am
Now Jan would really take exception if Damon’s hand were firmly grasping some behind other than her’s.
Slick Willie he is not. A man with power that coveted the many which were not his, and put up with/avoided the ass who was.
JTC
Jun 04 2015 at 8:42 am
Not to give Mr. Bill a pass for adultery, but it has to be rough for Mr. Johnson waking up next to the Hillzabeast.
And there’s this: earning his Slick Willie nickname under the desk kept that boy preoccupied so that the powerful medicine administered under Reagan/Bush1 could work their wonders it’s what made the 90’s the most prosperous decade of my lifetime. Bill might take the credit heaped on him by his blind admirers and minions, but we -and he- know the truth.
JTC
Jun 04 2015 at 8:45 am
Forgot the ampersand.
“…wonder; it’s…”
Punctuation; it’s a good thing.
John M
Jun 04 2015 at 12:17 pm
semicolon…
JTC
Jun 04 2015 at 4:57 pm
Language; it’s a good thing. 🙂
John M
Jun 05 2015 at 12:09 am
Pedantic Grammar Nazi – do you know what an octothorp is?
rooftop voter
Jun 04 2015 at 9:01 am
God I love this place…………. I no longer feel alone in the world.
Imagine a world where Men were Men and everybody had his hands on his wife’s ass……. There would be far fewer wars.
Question, would Bruce have to grab his own ass?
Bad Cyborg
Jun 04 2015 at 10:20 am
Has to. Ain’t got nothing else to grab these days.
Pamela
Jun 04 2015 at 6:16 pm
I thought he bought a gross of tuck-ins…
precision270
Jun 04 2015 at 9:07 am
No dear that’s my ass. Has been since before the marriage, just so you know. And I am very proud to have it so I touch it frequently.
The touching it should not concern you, if I should ever stop touching it, then you should grow concerned.
JBubba57
Jun 04 2015 at 9:17 am
Hey, Chris. I like the way you draw the characters differently in the…..ads?….outside the actual strip. The strip versions, for lack of a better word, are sort of anime-ish to me, and the outside-strip versions are more graphic, more realistic, sort of Marvel-comic like. Well, poor descriptions on my part, but there is a difference, and I like it, and I wondered if you have a description to share of the two versions/styles.
Chris Muir
Jun 04 2015 at 10:37 am
? No DBD strips are in the ads.
JBubba57
Jun 04 2015 at 12:25 pm
Sorry for the poor description. It’s the images of the 4 main characters showing at the bottom in the red-border fund-raiser notice that frames the strip, and it’s the multi-character image on the actual page that comes up when I click the fund-raiser notice. I’m using Chrome as my browser on a Windows box with Win7 pro, if that changes anything. I figured there’s some industry-standard term to describe your images (what they are and where) but I’m clueless about that, so I just called them “ads” and gave the other wordy words.
Chris Muir
Jun 04 2015 at 1:44 pm
Duh! I gotcha. Yeah, those are a different style, done at the style for Don patrons, kinda semi-realistic. The Don Level Patrons help the toon’s art rise to a better level.
Bad Cyborg
Jun 04 2015 at 10:22 am
“Me? A man of honorable intention?”
“And yet your hand is on my ass.”
Indeed it is, my dear. Is that a problem?
Roxanne
Jun 04 2015 at 10:23 am
Chris, How do I make a donation without receiving any merchandise?
Chris Muir
Jun 04 2015 at 10:36 am
Hey there,Roxanne! Simply pick a level, buy, the next page will have a button where you can select ‘no merch’ (it’s set to ‘yes mercy’ as a default.) 🙂
B Woodman
Jun 04 2015 at 11:08 am
“mercy” => “merch” (merchandise)
Chris Muir
Jun 04 2015 at 11:09 am
gotdamn autospell.
SteveInCO
Jun 04 2015 at 10:25 am
If there is a more honorable intention than making love to your significant other, it escapes me at the moment.
B Woodman
Jun 04 2015 at 11:07 am
And there HAS to be foreplay. Hence the ass-touching (to start).
JTC
Jun 04 2015 at 5:03 pm
Hate to break it to you whippersnappers out there, but there comes a time when the ass-touching often IS the lovemaking…all the honorable intentions in the world notwithstanding. 🙁
Pamela
Jun 04 2015 at 6:18 pm
There is speaking in tongues…
RayNAiken
Jun 04 2015 at 6:31 pm
There are two ways that comment can be taken.
(I’m speaking from a dirty old man perspective.)
David M
And the problem is?????
Where else should his hand be? Were I him, mine would be there as well!
That’s a damn fine place for his hand to be!
Chris Muir
She IS smiling…
David M
All is well with the world indeed! (At least in this mall microcosm of wishful reality)…
Big Jim
Concur.
B Woodman
“Me? A man of honorable intention?”
“And yet your hand is on my ass.”
And where else should it be? Y’all are married to each other. Jan, you could just as easily put your hand on Damon’s ass.
It’s not like the relationship between the US citizenry and the various levels of Gooberment (especially Federales), where they “feel” they can do anything to us, but we can’t touch them.
SURPRISE!! Just wait until 4GW comes knocking at their collective (home and work) (see what I did there?) doors.
Dave
Oh, for the days when sexual misconduct in the oval office was the biggest scandal.
Bill G
Yes, a husband’s hand would be expected to have familiarity with his wife’s ass.
It is the gummint’s actions that are unnatural.
Kevin M
My hand. Your Heinie.
Business meeting.
Woof!
Pamela
Now Jan would really take exception if Damon’s hand were firmly grasping some behind other than her’s.
Slick Willie he is not. A man with power that coveted the many which were not his, and put up with/avoided the ass who was.
JTC
Not to give Mr. Bill a pass for adultery, but it has to be rough for Mr. Johnson waking up next to the Hillzabeast.
And there’s this: earning his Slick Willie nickname under the desk kept that boy preoccupied so that the powerful medicine administered under Reagan/Bush1 could work their wonders it’s what made the 90’s the most prosperous decade of my lifetime. Bill might take the credit heaped on him by his blind admirers and minions, but we -and he- know the truth.
JTC
Forgot the ampersand.
“…wonder; it’s…”
Punctuation; it’s a good thing.
John M
semicolon…
JTC
Language; it’s a good thing. 🙂
John M
Pedantic Grammar Nazi – do you know what an octothorp is?
rooftop voter
God I love this place…………. I no longer feel alone in the world.
Imagine a world where Men were Men and everybody had his hands on his wife’s ass……. There would be far fewer wars.
Question, would Bruce have to grab his own ass?
Bad Cyborg
Has to. Ain’t got nothing else to grab these days.
Pamela
I thought he bought a gross of tuck-ins…
precision270
No dear that’s my ass. Has been since before the marriage, just so you know. And I am very proud to have it so I touch it frequently.
The touching it should not concern you, if I should ever stop touching it, then you should grow concerned.
JBubba57
Hey, Chris. I like the way you draw the characters differently in the…..ads?….outside the actual strip. The strip versions, for lack of a better word, are sort of anime-ish to me, and the outside-strip versions are more graphic, more realistic, sort of Marvel-comic like. Well, poor descriptions on my part, but there is a difference, and I like it, and I wondered if you have a description to share of the two versions/styles.
Chris Muir
? No DBD strips are in the ads.
JBubba57
Sorry for the poor description. It’s the images of the 4 main characters showing at the bottom in the red-border fund-raiser notice that frames the strip, and it’s the multi-character image on the actual page that comes up when I click the fund-raiser notice. I’m using Chrome as my browser on a Windows box with Win7 pro, if that changes anything. I figured there’s some industry-standard term to describe your images (what they are and where) but I’m clueless about that, so I just called them “ads” and gave the other wordy words.
Chris Muir
Duh! I gotcha. Yeah, those are a different style, done at the style for Don patrons, kinda semi-realistic. The Don Level Patrons help the toon’s art rise to a better level.
Bad Cyborg
“Me? A man of honorable intention?”
“And yet your hand is on my ass.”
Indeed it is, my dear. Is that a problem?
Roxanne
Chris, How do I make a donation without receiving any merchandise?
Chris Muir
Hey there,Roxanne! Simply pick a level, buy, the next page will have a button where you can select ‘no merch’ (it’s set to ‘yes mercy’ as a default.) 🙂
B Woodman
“mercy” => “merch” (merchandise)
Chris Muir
gotdamn autospell.
SteveInCO
If there is a more honorable intention than making love to your significant other, it escapes me at the moment.
B Woodman
And there HAS to be foreplay. Hence the ass-touching (to start).
JTC
Hate to break it to you whippersnappers out there, but there comes a time when the ass-touching often IS the lovemaking…all the honorable intentions in the world notwithstanding. 🙁
Pamela
There is speaking in tongues…
RayNAiken
There are two ways that comment can be taken.
(I’m speaking from a dirty old man perspective.)
JTC
oui oui, soixante neuf! 😉
TheBigHenry
And then there’s speaking from the perspective of a cunning linguist …
🙂