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“Nowhere Man.” Ain’t THAT the Truth….
A, no-where man.
Making all his nowhere plans…
You snagged lyrics from the first thing that came to my mind with the title.
Any portion of those lyrics are appropriate for Up-Chuck…
Doesn’t have a point of view, knows not where he’s going to…
He’s as blind as he can be, Just sees what he wants to see…
When you journey to the edge of nowhere, even the abyss of hell is a better destination.
Might be a place for him in *Clown Rodeo…
Comments went nuts pretty quick…I was #4 “anonymous AT” there.
Funny shit, oddly prophetic for Chuckle the Clown here. Sorry, but I hate clowns and can’t even think of them without thinking of this silly old post.
*(from t. keel’s “view from the porch” blog back in the day.)
There is a certain amount of kink associated with some clowns.
At least that is what I remember.
Think maybe that’s why Chuckie is twisted…
Maybe he’ll wander into Tobasco’s sight someday.
AT’s comment there is now gone due to the petty hilarity than now defines TPWVFTPUTB. Suffice that the response from the formerly bright proprieter was (and is; censors only remove words not ideas):
” Oh, man, these answers are killing me.
AT’s was poetry.
I wonder if Hemingway aver covered a clownfight (or lucha del payaso as it is known in its native land)?”
9:53 AM, December 12, 2010
Chris, I’m sure you’ll be requested to remove this comment, please go ahead and remove my 9:25 one as well. So sad. But so funny.
I’m busy working on a short story and laundry, comeback and discover you all were having a spot of fun.
I take it that I missed comments that fell into the category of “And now for something completely different”?
What is TPWVFTPUTB btw?
So many clowns; not enough circuses…
That’s what Congress is for, apparently. Clown overflow.
More like Clown College post graduate school.
How Not To Trip Over Your….. Shoes!
Schumcky Chuckie, the gift that keeps on giving.
Kinda like the clap!
There’s plenty of antibiotics for that. Why is Schmuckles still here?
Why is Schmuckles still here?
Because the dumber-than-dogshit majority aren’t smart enough to vote for somebody – FREAKING ANYBODY – else. Remember, you never have to fool ALL of the people ANY of the time. You only have to fool ENOUGH of the people ENOUGH of the time to stay in power. Chucky, apparently, is very good at that. His dumbshite niece as well. Ain’t enough beer in all of Milwaukee to make goggles thick enough to make that bitch do-able.
Even simpler. Three words;
New. York. City.
Like L.A. in CA, when it comes to a statewide or national election, the rest of the state might as well not even exist.
“The most dangerous place in the WORLD is between Charles Schumer and a camera.” (anon?)
I thought I heard that about Helen Allred?
Harry Reid said it about Chuck.
That photo of Up-Chuck reminds me of the of the annoying Dennis Nedry computer access scene from Jurrasic Park…”Ah, ah, ah,…you didn’t say the magic word.” https://youtu.be/fmz-K2hLwSI
Rush Limbaugh said it back in the 80’s
Shouldn’t be be busy helping his niece pack?
Trump has it right.
i was thinking that Schumer thinks of himself as those alien clowns in those old movies attempting to terrorize and take over the world or whatever Podunk town they landed near. The clowns that did have big teeth like claws and did do damage.
These clowns from nowhere have done damage and need be dismissed as soon as possible.
Are you referring to, “Killer Clowns From Outer Space”?
A classic flick of the genre, not for the coulrophobic!
Speaking of Chuckies beclowning themselves, did you catch Chuckles Todd being skewered by Kellyanne? He wanted to talk about Russians handing the election to Trump and she shut him down with one line: “This man, Donald Trump, ran successfully on America first and he means it in every respect of the term.” Then she moved in for the kill: “Respectfully, many in the mainstream media also tried to influence our election results for Hillary Clinton.” Flustered, Chuckie sputters: “Wait a minute, let’s not conflate here the crutch of always trying to attack the media.” Too late Chuck, the truth is not a crutch, it’s the truth. So he and his lefty handlers retaliate by cutting her 10-minute spot to 1 minute. For which The Donald tweets: “Kellyanne Conway went to @MeetThePress this morning for an interview with @chucktodd. Dishonest media cut out 9 of her 10 minutes. Terrible!”
Yes indeed it was terrible, and just another transparent effort at sabotage after the fact. They just cannot accept that THEY LOST! But, accept it or die, bitches. Better yet, accept it AND die, the sooner the better.
“Better yet, accept it AND die, the sooner the better.”
I LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The DMC tried to influence the election by hiding the truth.
The leakers tried to influence it by telling the truth.
The DMC is now a broken crutch for the DNC, since the new media is surpassing it.
ChuckleS. should not use words he doesn’t really understand.
He’s going to ‘block’ Trump? On what? His phone? Who gives a shit?
Seriously, does he really think he’s all that important that a public announcement about holding his breath until he turns blue (please let it be true!) will do anything more than have people laughing at him?
Well, ChuckieS entitled to do what EVER wants to. But you know what you do when your 4-year-old throws a tantrum over a box of cereal in the grocery store, don’t you? You sell tickets to the tantrum, do a video, post it online, and make sure people can hear you saying “I’m going to go to the movies without you”. Then you stroll away with the grocery cart.
This kindergarten attention-whoring must stop. Sorry, I meant ‘will stop’. It’s getting boring.
One senator used to be able to block an appointment.
i believe that ship sailed when Light headed harry Reid used the 51 vote nuclear option to get his appointments passed.
So the Demos won, so they shall lose.
There should be no consideration of the former overly courteous rules until the courts, and all other appointments are packed, and maybe a few more elections have passed. Consider is what I said.
The republicans now do not need democrat senators to get things passed.
51 is the word.
51 is the word… so long as the Republicans play nicely with DJT. Keep in mind the parade of clowns who DJT rode roughshod over on his way to the Oval Office. IF (and that’s a big if) DJT truly wants to drain the swamp, there’s quite a number of progressives/liberals/idiots who call themselves Republicans.
And those “Republicans” shall feel the heat of the public should they decide to throw in with the Commies.
Trump has Twitter……….. God I never could see a use for that mess, but as with many things, Trump has shown the light.
Amen and Amen! May have to open a twitter account…
I was thinking the same thing. Ever since Hairy Reed exercised the “nuclear option” filibustering has essentially gone the way of the dodo and the Whigs (now if the Dhims would only follow them). Now if Trump’s Congressional arm-twisters liaisons will earn their pay we could see some decent people appointed – starting with the new SCOTUS AJ.
Someone should make sure that the hatch is left open on The Yellow Submarine.
Did Schmuckles the Clown (see IOTWReport) convert to pisslam? I see him holding up his “Allah is the one” finger, same as Esteban Santiago, the recent Ft Lauderdale shooter. May pieces of lead be upon them both.
Chuckles is more like the Chief Blue Meanie. Jeremy Hilary Boob (Ph.D) could outsmart him.
He’s probably already wanting his Glove.
A bit off topic:
CBS radio tried to Reverse racist torture assault.
In the brief Thursday morning report– which attracted attention when a listener posted the clip on Reddit Friday– here’s how CBS characterized the attack:
The viral video of a beating and knife attack in Chicago suggests the assault had racial overtones. CBS’s Dean Reynolds tells us the victim is described as a mentally-challenged teenager.
In the video he is choked and repeatedly called the n-word. His clothes are slashed and he is terrorized with a knife. His alleged captors repeatedly reference Donald Trump. Police are holding four people in connection with the attack. [Emphasis added by Mediaite]
The report is technically correct, but widely misleading. By noting the attackers used the n-word during a racially-motivated attack while “referencing” Donald Trump, the clear implication is that the victim was black and his attackers were racist Trump fans. ”
Read the article here:
They know that their target audience has the attention span of fruit flies.
Besides, by the time anyone finds out the truth, the BLM riots will be long over
and the rioters will have “Moved On” to the next outrage.
If there is any injury, property damage, or crime as a result of this story,
then CBS needs to be held responsible in civil and criminal court.
In my opinion, this bias has crossed a legal line and judge or jury, CBS will lose.
Probably my longest post here, but evil makes me mouthy.
I like that at the bottom of the article, it talks about the possibility that someone with deep pockets, and lots of time, could petition (sue) the FCC into revoking CBSs radio station licenses due to this lying and bias. Well worth reading for the chortle to hope that someone would go there, do that. I’d pitch a few dollars into a GoFundMe (or whatever it’s called) for that purpose.
One has to make sure that the people who decide at the FCC or judge the issue on appeal may approve your request to remove the offenders license.
Even simpler, a prosecutor with integrity (meaning a non-Dem or GOPe) could haul the local CBS affiliate staff into court, charged with at least obstructing justice, and possible jury tampering (by trying to “poison the well” of the local jury pool).
Both are felonies in most states, with hard time if you’re convicted.
Of course, in Chicago, they’d probably get a medal for Public Service from the Tiny Dancer.
“if CBS has any integrity at all”
LSM, INTEGRITY? Shirley you jest! LSM Integrety is as total and complete an oxymoron as I have ever encountered! That’s like saying “honest politician”. Ain’t happening!!!!
We still have Yzma holding the minority leader position in the House
I could never understand exactly why my daughter-in-law was so freaked out by clowns. Then comes Chucklenuts. Okay, much easier to understand now.
For the longest time, I have never seen a face on another human being that I have wanted to punch just as hard as I can.
Dear GOD he is such a smug and smarmy asshole.
If you can; find Suzanne Gratia-Hupp’s testimony (on youtube) in re the Luby’s Cafeteria shooting (her father was murdered right before her eyes) and how gun control contributed to the massacre.
Schumer has the classic tired-of-listening-to-the-peons look on his face in that clip.
There is a REASON John Ross modelled Carl Schaumberg on Schumer and then dealt him a really messy end. Actually “Both ends? What a player!”
The Nowhere Man (Jeremy Hillary Boob, Ph.D) could be speaking of Schumer when he noted:
“If I spoke in prose you’d all find out
I don’t know what I talk about!”.
Actually, Schumer reminds me more of the Chief Blue Meanie.
Meanwhile. Back in La La Land.
Meanwhile. They are back in La La Land. Dream on La La’s.
I’m going to add that to my poison control kit, for anything that says “Induce vomiting.”
Schumer is an intelligent, dangerous little bastard. Don’t underestimate this clown.
You missed ‘poisonous’.
Yes, given the slightest chance he will cause immense trouble, and the DMC will be delivering Chuckie and Barry to us on a constant basis.
Indeed I did. Sorry about that. I’ve kept an eye on the guy for awhile. He would cut our throats in a heartbeat if given half a chance.
Sorry to disagree but Chuckie is far from a nowhere. He’s freaking everywhere. I live in the Democratic Peoples New York and anytime something happens in this state, from an E-cig blowing up in someones pocket, or blaming a rail road crossing instead of driver error when the woman pulled ONTO the tracks and killed 5 people, he’s on the news.
Anytime something happens “We Need a Law about this” Schumer is standing on the podium. I wish he was a nowhere man, this way I wouldn’t have to see him anytime I turned around. I was hopign and praying that when Trump got elected and all the celebrities moved, Amy Schumer was going to go. And I was hoping she’d take her cousin Chuck with her.
That’s the part where he’s making all his nowhere plans, for nobody.
Yes and no.
Democrats take all of those nowhere plans and forge them into chains for everybody.
Why we have needed people like Trump and others in power and not the totalitarians.
It is not totalitarian to break the chains that the nowhere men have forged and placed on so many.
Nowhere men are the creators of the limitation of choice and responsibility people must have to be people. Nowhere men create matrixes to enslave all of the people.
Yes. nowhere men are dangerous and poisonous and enemies of humanity.
Nowhere men create the laws whenever someone says “We Need a Law about this.” Opportunistic purveyors of nothingness and chains. Schumer knows in his nowhere heart that he is “right.” So have all of the tyrants in humanity’s history.
He does stumble upon a correct move or comment on occasion. That is only on the path to total chains for all. Schumer is a tool for those larger than him.
Nowhere men are dangerous in their nowhere lands to humanity. Nowhere men and Nowhere women have infested every corner, nook and cranny of society plotting and carrying out their nowhere plans that have chained so much of humanity. They are the antithesis of freedom and responsibility. These nowhere men and nowhere women are the enemies of humanity,
A bit rambling, but the thought is in there.
And now we “have” people like Trump and others in power.
Hence, nowhere plans for nobody.
Thanks to God and Deplorables.
Chuckie has been a “nowhere man” for years. The NRA’s most effective method of exposing him during his anti-gun heyday was to publish his speeches without any editorial comment.
Nowhere or not, he can always be found in front of a TV camera.
One of the gun politics groups I have been associated with determined years ago that the shortest distance between a Congressman and a camera should be called a Schumer.
“Send in the Clowns.” Yellow Submarines!
good old chuckie… there’s that special train ride back in Germany his family missed.
this POS is ( enemies domestic ).
Trump likes to keep his clowns and enemies (redundant) close.
Trump: smart like a fox, roars like a lion, attacks like a (to be cont.)…
“Trump: smart like a fox, roars like a lion, attacks like a (to be cont.)…”
Honey Badger? Check out the you-tube videos of this critter. Immune to cobra venom, omnivorous and utterly fearless. 38 lbs. of Whisky-Tango-Foxtrot. Apparently one killed a full grown lion by giving it a bilateral orchiectomy. But I’ll settle for draining the swamp, even though the lamp-posts WOULD look good decorated.
Dachshund. Bred to hunt badgers by going down their holes and dragging them out by the ass.
Basically little four-footed Klingons. Utterly fearless, ferocious in defense of their family, and if anything acts like a threat, their motto is “Today Is A Good Day To Die”.
Donno about that eon. Having been in the woods and watching badgers, at a distance for safety. Even with good long range protection. Saw black bears leave a “dump” when one strolled in.
The dog could maybe get one from behind, but there would “hell” to pay when it is out of the hole.
It is difficult to describe this little weasel without using requisite profanity, although Head Clown works for me. He has an annoying habit of showing up unannounced. The most dangerous place to be is between him and TV cameras.
Hmm. Picture the Hollywood version of the Second Coming with Schumer peeking over one shoulder and Jessie Jackson peering over the other and you might just have it.
Of course he ain’t the only clown, and granted this one at least is in the business of intentionally entertaining, but there was some overrated has-been actress on some “aren’t we wonderful” awards show the other night who confused her pretend roles with thinking anyone gives a shit about her real-world opinions. But she was right about one thing, but she forgot its secondary success, when she said of Trump’s winning campaign:
“…it was effective and it did its job. It made its intended audience laugh, and show their teeth.”
True. And it made its other intended audience cry, and show they have no teeth at all.
Now that is a clever cartoon moment!
Just hearing that some demoncraps are saying they won’t attend the inauguration, wouldn’t it be great if they would simply leave DC for good?
How about, “You don’t show when the president is sworn in, you lose your seat in that presidents term.”
Easy solution to these juvenile delinquents Trumpertantrums.
Back in the 80s, I started working from home as a telecommuter. I had a TV set up in the office, and most of the time it was on CSPAN. My first exposure to Chuckie was his chairing a House subcommittee on gun control. He was taking public testimony. All the pro-control people got all the air time they wanted and high praise from Chuck. The real people arguing for freedom got short shrift if they got any time at all. A couple of high profile incidents where guns in the hands of individuals saved lives got no time at all. Chuck ‘made his bones’ in Congress riding the anti-gun platform.
I’ve noticed that in any of the “Hacking” discussions being bandied about was the following question being asked . Has anyone been FIRED for using such crap software that would allow the DNC/et al to be hacked, and all their deliciously nasty ass emails to be ripped off right underneath their overpaid noses?
They are all missing the point. China ripped off Fed Employees info and that was a non-starter with Barry and his crew. Strange Bedfellows go after the RNC, can’t get in. They go after the DNC, and with their revolving door attitude go to town like coke heads and a ton of primo blow.
Here is a what if scenario. DNC ask the Strange Bedfellows to obtain information regarding certain parties and they can’t get in. The Strange Bedfellows demand their agreed remuneration. DNC refuses.
The Strange Bedfellows are now perturbed and totally honked off about being stiffed. Hilarity ensues, and all sorts of really juicy cringe worthy information is gathered and passed out like condoms on grad night and spring break together. Plausible? Possible? Probable?
Chuckie- never wag a finger about. Some might consider that an invitation for foreplay or an impromptu prostate exam.
How far is Ruidosa from DDQ?
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