Day By Day


  • KenH

    The need to send Soros a new cellphone
    I think MOSSAD makes some just AWESOME! ones…..

    • Oh yes, and I am sure they are continually improving them for maximum effect 😉

    • Is that the kind of cell phone that boils your brain cells when you answer it?

      • Kafiroon

        Quite well at approx 275 Celsius in your ear.

    • silvergreycat


      My guess is each Mossad phone is individually made for each customer. Perhaps Mr. Soros’ phone isn’t ready yet…

    • jackdeth72

      With GPS that can direct in a Hell Fire Missile launched from a drone.

      Or an F-15 or 16’s JDAMS dropped from a “denialble” distance away.

        • NotYetInACamp

          Nice bomb.
          Another one of my favorite things. This time bombs. It’s not nuclear.

          • Pamela

            This is way more than a “Clean up on Aisle 13” moment.
            This is a Tartarus moment for old Georgie boy.

  • Steve_1066

    When one thinks of the enormous butt-hurt incurred by Soros, the world does appear to be a significantly brighter place.

    • Noelegy

      Don’t worry: Snopes assures us he’s just a rich old pussycat! /sarc

  • JTC

    No shades on Big D (heh) tonight…and tan lines yet, howzat work?

    Does remove any doubt about his line of sight, but still carrying on a conversation…talk about focus!

    • Deplorable B Woodman

      If Jan, or Sam, or Namoi were in front of me in such a state of (un)dress, I’d focus too.

    • Fox2!

      I don’t think Jan is quite as …. uninhibited … as Sam is.

      • Grunt GI

        Well. If you look at how Jan is sitting in that first frame, I’m pretty sure Damon has sight line straight to the lady parts.

  • Deplorable B Woodman

    Paul Ryan has ALWAYS been a Beta male. He just fooled enough people into thinking he was Alpha until recently. Now it’s a case of “people who live in glass houses”.

  • Pamela


    • JTC


      FIFY. YW.

      • Pamela

        Thank you JT

        Eyes front please

        • JTC

          “Eyes front please”

          No, that would be the response to:


          • Pamela


            You could at least buy me a DDQ dinner, with drinks and dessert first…. 😉

    • Bill G

      And now my rude mind has recalled the very crude cartoon of the coyote and the roadrunner with the caption “Beep-beep now you S.O.B.!” and imaged the dawg and Soros enacting it.
      I’m enjoying it.
      Nasty of me, I know.

  • Grunt GI

    Ahhhh. Shucks. That dialogue box in the second frame really needs to go.

    • PaulS

      Both of them “actually”, then it would make a great lock screen for my phone.
      Right size,
      Right shape,
      Right content. 🙂

      • Zumkopf

        Good points.

  • JTC

    Some programs never make it out of beta. PR tested well with progs, not so much with prags.

  • Spin Drift

    Just an aside, I just saw some of the crew that attended the last Cuck and Mooch party at Our House. I wish that Trump never invites any of these dancing monkeys to Our House again.

    To today’s strip why is Soros still drawing breaths. I believe he is Public Enemy number one.

    Halt and Catch Fire

    • If you bump off that old gasbag, it becomes a story that will never die. If he dies on his own, it won’t come up until weeks to months later, and then only in a brief blurb on the news. Better he just fades to blank nothing than go out in a bang.

      • Pamela

        Who gets his money when he does kick the bucket…

        • JTC

          How about an outlandish scenario wherein some Dark Side evil worm permeates his brain and causes him to rat out and sell out his own people, and then makes him lavish zillions of ill-gotten gains on funding the Dark Side to annihilate and remove any and all good and decency from the world? Oh, wait a minute…

        • The 300

          His son, who will also get the empire and is supposedly as bad as he is.

          • 300, anyone who knows anything about drekk people with money, like Soros, knows that their children are only interested in one thing: the money they’ll get when the Old Fart croaks.

      • John

        Ideally, instead of death, which might make him a martyr as you say, a “stroke” that lowers his IQ south of 60 would serve quite well. Becoming a blithering idiot might actually undo some of the damage he’s caused.

        • What I can’t figure out is why the Russians haven’t done something like that yet. I believe they still have a warrant out for his arrest on money manipulation charges, maybe. Ah, well, everyone drops the ball once in a while, I guess.

          Ah, Mr. Trump? How about a joint project with Mr. Putin to sort of, I dunno, get our new relationship off to a glowing start? Maybe bring up some old collaborating – with – the – Nazis charges?
          After all, he has quite a history of that, even to today with the liberals.

          • JTC

            Russkies haven’t dropped the ball, they’re just waiting on their comrades in arms…and don’t forget Netanyahu whose people have the most reason to want that traitor destroyed.

            I’ll say it again, the Trumpster/Pootie/Bibi triumvirate will be a force to be reckoned with. Ya reckon?

        • Henry

          Sure didn’t work for James Brady. 🙁

        • Deplorable B Woodman

          A covert operation, using a small guage needle, to inject a bacteria/virus/other disease that will disintegrate body and mind over weeks and months.

  • Hey, what happens if the beta program goes omega? Not exactly infinity, but do the recipients get locked in place, staring at nothing?

  • Again, “How is it I can so easily believe that”?

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  • Bill G

    Soros does prefer remote actions.

    • Pamela

      Hmm, I wonder if he is using remote controlled animatronics instead of ED meds.

  • JTC

    Javier’s got five o’clock shadow? Damn them bros man-up quick.

  • WayneM

    Soros is typical of his ilk. If pushing the button once doesn’t work, push it 27 times while doing nothing else but complaining to try to make it someone else’s issue.

  • Dread

    Chris! A Planned Parenthood ad? But then…do they know where they are paying for advertising? HAHAHAH! Good plan. Take their ad money and put the ad where the audience is, let’s be polite and say, “unresponsive”. Genius!

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