Day By Day


  • That’s why he wanted her to win. She’d be stuck in DC, and the rat could play.

    • Astroprisoner

      Crazy theory here, but I’m not so sure he really wanted her to win.

      When he was President, he could give the orders to her Secret Service detail and ensure that she wouldn’t drop in unexpectedly while he was off having his fun. With them both out of office, he can’t control hers but he can at least control his own, and have them assist in keeping her away.

      Had she won, she would have been able to control his Secret Service detail, and ordered “No bimbos for Bill so long as I’m in office.”

      Given the prospect of “four to eight years with no sex,” he probably wanted her to lose.

      (This, by the way, could explain a couple of odd things Bill did in the campaign, like the Loretta Lynch airport meeting. He -wanted- that meeting to look bad.)

  • Pamela

    He’s sleeping through it? Poor baby is just all worn and tuckered out from the exertion of trying not to strangle the hildabeast.

    • Ozymandias

      It never would have worked unless he drove a wooden stake through her heart afterwards

      • jackdeth72

        Then the body must be buried under running water… A stream would be ideal!

        • MasterDiver

          I’ve got an underwater cutting torch!

          Zar Belk!

          • jackdeth72

            MIG or TIG?

      • noncom

        After which the body has to be completely consumed in fire, with the ashed spread on all 7 continents….equal sharing of the misery, you know….

        • Pamela

          Keep it away from any water source, we don’t need contamination which would cause the area to be declared a super fund site. And don’t shoot the ashes into space because aliens would reconstruct them, declare them rulers and then there would be intergalactic war.

  • WayneM

    Maybe Slick Willy and the Hildabeast can have a shared cell once the investigation into the Clinton Foundation and various other scams run by the Clinton Crime Family finally come to fruition? Naw, that would be cruel and unusual punishment…

    • Deplorable B Woodman

      No it wouldn’t. PLEASE, stick them together in the same cell. Then put a camera on them 24/7. After a few days or a week’s worth of “action”, edit it down and put it on PPV. International accounts accepted also. All proceeds go to the US Treasury to pay down the national debt.

  • chuck...

    A shared cell might short circuit his urges…

  • KenH

    You should have killed her 30 years ago, Slick
    Suck It Up

  • eon

    A hippie and a foaming-at-the-mouth Trotskyite get married. What happens forty-odd years down the road?

    They hate each others’ guts, but they stay married so they can’t be subpoenaed to testify against each other.

    Meanwhile their offspring is trying to figure out how to get as much money out of the family Foundation as possible before it’s RICO’d out of existence. Or foreign “creditors” close in. Or both.

    Expect her to get a divorce, change her name, and head for someplace with no extradition treaties with anybody who wants a piece of her family’s hide.

    clear ether


    • MasterDiver

      Lundmark’s Nebula wouldn’t be far enough

      Zar Belk!

    • Bill G

      If their little darling leaves U.S. security there is no fake I.D. that will hide her, and I imagine that many ‘creditors’ would be happy to have her as partial repayment.

  • Iconoclast

    As much as I detest slick, it is impossible to avoid sympathy … to be shackled to that witch has to be pure HELL.

    • Deplorable B Woodman

      By his actions, he’s brought his own hell upon himself. “Sympathy” is found in the dictionary between “shit” and “syphilis”.

      • Unca Walt

        And “pity” can be found between “piss” and “pus”.

        And regarding their wonderful marriage life, “loyalty” can be found between “lewinsky” and “ludicrous”.

  • Deplorable B Woodman

    Don’t we all wish we had an energizer bunny like that, for real. Appropriately gendered for the women of DBD, of course.

    • Pamela

      There’s a story in these words…

      • Deplorable B Woodman

        Have at it. As “inspirer”, I get to read first draft.

        • Pamela

          Careful what you ask for 😉

  • Interventor

    Hell for Bill and Hillary will be a threesome with Rosie O’Donnell for eternity.

    • tomstockton


    • Pamela

      No sane person would even consider going there.

  • jackdeth72

    Poor Bill:

    Has to down load Internet Porn like any other Tax Funded DC Bureaucracy Servant….

    Then squeeze a few out with Rosy Palmer and her four sisters!

  • Pete231

    Put Slick, HB, and Rosie in stir together. Then, load his dinner full of sildenafil and put a very dull blade under his tray. Now, that’s Hell !

  • Both of them, from the look of them, will have to pay their contract with The Devil soon. Both of them appear to be absolute hammered shit. Fossilized hammered shit. They’re going to die very soon. Satan is calling in his chips.

    • Just remember, stop drop and roll doesn’t work in Hell.

  • Bill G

    I cannot believe the two of them get that close to each other these days unless it’s a photo-op.

  • GWB

    Is that Skye in the bunny outfit? After some tat removal?

    Maybe he sees her in the Mouthy Mammaried March, protesting the inauguration? (You *know* he’ll be scoping that out.) With a little imagination, those knitted pink vag-hats could be seen as bunny ears…….

  • Crawdaddy Loon

    Don’t y’all recall the codename for Bill’s current mistress – the one that appears whenever Hillary is away from home? The one they can’t question but who has free run of the house? He’s dreaming, of course, because Hillary no longer has any place to go so she is always around! Poor Bill!

    • Crawdaddy Loon

      This is still me – I want to get my full name out of here – feels too out of place among all of the magnificent pseudo names y’all have come up with! (Wasn’t thinking on my first post!)

  • Frank

    Thanks, Chris. You nailed it!

  • Dread

    As the Clinton empire fades, the Zerobama anti American League is launching. We get no peace.

    • John

      We might.
      The “Goodbye Mr. President” orgy recently presented by the LSM might just be a symptom of “moving on”.
      Barack Husein Obama might be just as relevant as Jimmy Carter in a short while.

  • NotYetInACamp

    I remember an Energizer Bunny. 🙂

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