Who Let the Dawgs Out?
Happiness is a Warm Federal Gun.


  • March 6, 2016 at 9:51 pm
    Morgul Lord

    More like DO the People…

  • March 6, 2016 at 9:56 pm

    Yea, that nasty old bastard is gonna retire a multimillionaire courtesy of the taxpayers he “represents”…unless the mob finishes him off….which may not be so bad…a little Goodfellas all over his cadaverous old ass.

  • March 6, 2016 at 9:57 pm

    Posted to my FB page, because people need to see the truth. Thanks for no graphic nips, tits and clits this time!

    • March 7, 2016 at 8:50 am

      May have to nickname you “GraphicGran” for that. ๐Ÿ™‚

  • March 6, 2016 at 10:35 pm

    Clits?!?! Which episode was that again?

    • March 7, 2016 at 1:06 am

      Nov 1 last year, though on second glance it might have only been freshly fucked pink external labia from Zed’s hallucination, not the inner bits.

      • March 7, 2016 at 1:18 am

        Yeah, just a little softcore smoothie…and “bits” would have been the accurate and still poetic term.

        What’re they puttin’ in your tea at that there party, Grandma? ๐Ÿ˜‰

      • March 7, 2016 at 10:24 am
        Chris Muir


      • March 7, 2016 at 12:50 pm

        Nov 1 was a patch of hair, Grandma. But I agree with you that the level of graphic T&A keeps this strip out of some publishing markets where Mr. Muir’s dead-on political commentary would have an impact. Being male, I’m a bit conflicted on this, because the artwork is so danged excellent…

  • March 6, 2016 at 11:26 pm

    You knew that was what this was all about from the beginning, didn’t you?

  • March 6, 2016 at 11:32 pm

    Okay, recovered a bit from TPG’s graphics, now back to bidness…

    Said bidness being, “forfeiture of at least three million…”

    Yeah, at least is right if mineral and development rights are up for grabs.

    And backed up by the force of gov; “These indictments and subsequent arrests send an irrefutable message to the American people …”

    Don’t they now. And sow the seeds of insurrection the likes of which have never been seen before.

    • March 7, 2016 at 1:18 am

      Like I said at mine, the shit is about to hit the fan. Check your supplies, check your gear.

      • March 7, 2016 at 10:21 am

        I’ve been hearing that sort of talk for twenty five years.

        I think they’ve figured out how to boil the frog, myself.

      • March 7, 2016 at 11:04 am

        They’ve certainly figured out how to piss the frog off, but (so far) they’ve been smart enough to not crank the heat to full boil.

        In terms of using fedgov police agencies against citizens and replacing the electorate with bought shills, a lot depends on this election cycle and what comes after, as to what comes after that.

        Preparedness is one thing, actually pushing the button is another, and the people here are smart enough to know that latter is last ditch…but given that we’re probably at the next to last ditch right now.

      • March 7, 2016 at 12:18 pm

        BTW, in real experiments, the frog jumps out.

  • March 6, 2016 at 11:55 pm
    Old Codger

    What do you think, folks. Is it some time in February or early March of 1775? If they manage to get people riled up enough to get an insurrection going between now and November, does anyone believe Obama would scruple to declare martial law and suspend the election “for the duration of the emergency”?

    I wouldn’t put it past him. Would any of you? Chris?

    • March 7, 2016 at 1:20 am

      If it did that, it would only boost the resistance. If it really is that stupid, or megalomaniacal, it would only be a further nail in its coffin.

      • March 7, 2016 at 8:38 am

        Ultimately, progressives are like every other brand of leftist radical, from Nietzsche on down.

        Everything is about their self-perceived superiority. They demand both obedience and worship from everyone else, and are willing to kill to get it (by terrorizing “everyone else”).

        And even when they get it, they reserve their privilege to kill more or less at random. To reassure themselves that their power can never be taken from them, or just to amuse themselves, or just because they’re bored.

        But mostly because they hate anyone and everyone who isn’t exactly like them.

        To a certain mentality, screaming “DEATH TO (YOUR NAME HERE)!!!” engenders an adrenalin rush right up there with sexual climax. Actually killing gives someone like that a certifiable orgasm. So do various “recreational drugs”.

        Who do we know who are all in favor of getting high?

        This is why we can never let them “have” the Second Amendment. If they ever succeed in disarming the majority (whom they hate), I predict the replay of Auschwitz, Cambodia, and Rwanda will begin five seconds later.

        Just because they can.

        You are not dealing with rational people in this case. Keep that firmly in mind.

        No, I don’t want them dead, or eve in jail. I’m holding out for bringing back straitjackets, gags, padded cells, and electroshock.

        clear ether


      • March 7, 2016 at 9:03 am

        “straitjackets, gags, padded cells, and electroshock.”

        Isn’t that their idea of a fun night out?

      • March 7, 2016 at 1:31 pm

        The doctor never acknowledges the Safe Word…

    • March 7, 2016 at 1:25 am
      Subotai Bahadur

      I have been expecting such for some time.

      Be Thou then truly resolved; that Duty is as heavy as a Mountain, and Death is as light as a Feather.

      • March 7, 2016 at 6:54 am
        Bill G

        I won’t say I’ve been expecting it, but I’ve understood it’s a possibility.
        Consider the timing of how he’s getting the different people worked up, as in “______ Lives Matter” or “______ Power” and look at how riots could be ignited that could be used as an excuse for martial law.

    • March 7, 2016 at 10:06 pm

      Of course he would. And he’d have the full support of the American public in doing so. Do you really think the public, as a whole, would go against him? Nope, they are TV brainwashed, apathetic know-nothings who believe what they are told and don’t care about anyone else.
      Any so-called insurrection which happens, and given how the right can’t even bring itself to boycott peacefully to send a message, is going to be seen by the public as domestic terrorism, and the public will help the cops and military hunt down every last one who rises up. They will gleefully tie their own bonds around their necks to ensure that nothing disturbs their TV time and their preconceptions about how life should continue.
      And the cops are just begging for a chance to go all out police state. They’re chomping at the bit.

  • March 6, 2016 at 11:58 pm

    Ah, Yes! A cartoon enactment of part of our oligarchy at work scheming how to make wealth off of the people and the country.
    Great job Chris!

  • March 7, 2016 at 12:42 am
    MJ Larkins

    Don’t Dingy Harry have children to molest?

    • March 7, 2016 at 7:11 am

      “Donโ€™t Dingy Harry have children to molest?”

      Sure, but he’s a multi-tasker.

  • March 7, 2016 at 6:55 am
    Bill G

    Of the elite, by the elite, for the elite. On either side of the aisle once inside the Beltway.

    • March 7, 2016 at 9:55 am
      Old Codger

      But, Bill, isn’t that how it has ALWAYS been?

      I sort of like the Brits’ way of putting it:
      “Of the masses, for the classes, by the asses.”

  • March 7, 2016 at 8:05 am

    Do rustlers still get hung for stealing?
    This looks an awful lot like rustling to me?

    • March 7, 2016 at 9:56 am
      Old Codger

      Not if they’re the ones wearing the shiny badges.

      • March 7, 2016 at 7:19 pm
        B Woodman

        “Shiny badges don’t grant Extra Rights”

        h/t to westernrifleshooters (etc)

  • March 7, 2016 at 10:52 am
    Spin Drift

    Jury Nullification, learn it, use it.


    P.S. If the Bundy’s get f’d over for cows how is Cankles still walking around?

    • March 7, 2016 at 12:21 pm

      She’s a feral old sow.

    • March 7, 2016 at 6:09 pm

      I think it has something to do with a pact she made with Satan.

      • March 7, 2016 at 7:34 pm

        Did the pact include Bill staying married to her?

      • March 7, 2016 at 10:09 pm

        That’s part of Bill’s punishment.

      • March 7, 2016 at 10:13 pm

        MMMMM, maybe?

        Bill may just be the stalking horse/pig/misogynist/distracting evil cover/partial enabler/ whatever for her evilness.
        The Devil is clever.

  • March 7, 2016 at 12:37 pm
    B Woodman

    Well, If Snopes has this one right, that’s one in a row.
    Snopes is well known for their Libtard bias.
    If Snopes were to tell me that the sun rose in the east and set in the west, I’d be stepping outside to verify that.

  • March 7, 2016 at 12:39 pm
    B Woodman

    And I know exactly where the FiBbIe building is for my area. . . not saying that I’ll do anything. Just saying I know where it is.

  • March 7, 2016 at 12:45 pm
    Chris Muir

    Snopes is BS,sorry.

    • March 7, 2016 at 4:39 pm
      Chris Muir

      Strike 2,Bill.Ya got one more.

  • March 7, 2016 at 1:22 pm
    Chris Muir

    The toon is aimed at what the Feds are doing in the area and their land grab efforts.This is what Reid and Hillary might say, after the elimination of the Bundys and Hammond families.Hillary’s Russian deal isn’t even in the Bundy ranch area.

  • March 7, 2016 at 6:11 pm
    Chris Muir

    Okay, Peoria Pundit is banned,because he would not read the reply I gave-that the toon is not being literal.I trust my readers to not have this spelled out for them,because they realize such when it occurs.Disagree,fine,but lecturing here whilst being obtuse and you are outta here.

  • March 7, 2016 at 8:28 pm

    Chris ,As if you need (or want) my back up,your work is very close to the edge,without going over,and your readers seem to be sharp enough to recognize the satire without believing it to be literal,and I commend you for keeping it current but not overboard.I realize I too have pissed you off once or twice ,but you need to monitor the commenters behavior and do what you need to do to keep on doing what you do.It’s OK with us.

    • March 7, 2016 at 9:48 pm
      Chris Muir

      Thanks,Bill.Nothing worse than having to spell out why a joke is a joke,where the satire is,etc.Intelligent people can suss out the gist, and those who demand Marquis of Queensbury rules SO WE DONT BECOME THE OTHER SIDE are missing the entire point.I don’t take myself seriously here, and neither should anyone else-we’re having fun and commenting as we are, and I will not abide those who would tuen this into some BS fact-checker BS.

  • March 7, 2016 at 10:06 pm

    There is just so so much that I could say. But should I? ๐Ÿ™‚
    Which people benefit from what those characters have created? And why?
    So many others say so much.
    And my fragile internet thread broke so I missed the opportunity to post this morning, and returning, I see that I missed some excitement and possibly fun reading. Such is life. This is much nicer than what I was going to say.
    Another great strip.

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