For the People.Well, some People.


  • March 5, 2016 at 9:31 pm

    I’ve thought about naming a future dog…Mo!

  • March 5, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    Way to tear them up Naomi!

  • March 5, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    Nice tag line.

  • March 5, 2016 at 9:36 pm

    OWIE! Chris how do I explain to the Doc about pulling my abs from laughing so hard. Well at least Beta practices safe sex and won’t catch anything disgusting that will cause parts to fall off.

    Did Naomi manage get to get the truck washed?

    • March 5, 2016 at 11:20 pm

      What I want to know is in all the excitement did Naomi remember to take her top with her. If not we cold have one hell of a….er…manhunt.

    • March 6, 2016 at 10:22 am

      Pamela, just tell the doc that you tv got stuck on a 20 minute workout marathon and you ‘crunched’ until you could crunch no more…..

  • March 5, 2016 at 9:38 pm
    Old Codger

    I’d rather name a PIG MoHAMmed. Then I could shoot pix of it, convert the pix to a slide show video and upload it to youtube. Reckon that’d rile the Moes up some? If I was lucky the dumb rug huggers would tear up jack in the city centers of some of what passes for cities in most of the “Islamic world”.

    Whatcha think, folks? Sad part is I don’t own any livestock. Anybody who owns pigs is welcome to use the idea. But please post a link to the vid so I can watch it.

    • March 5, 2016 at 10:37 pm

      Pigs are intelligent, affectionate creatures and make great pets. No wonder they so offend Muslims.

      • March 5, 2016 at 11:28 pm

        Yes, but unfortunately for those sweet little piggies, they’re made of BACON.

        And actually I attribute much of the morlock crazy to being deprived of it.

      • March 6, 2016 at 12:32 am

        Bacon. Yum! A food group in its own right.

      • March 6, 2016 at 4:22 am
        Bill M


      • March 6, 2016 at 6:53 am
        Bill G

        The pigs can be reduced to bacon with no trouble since the two-legged swine are equally offended by dogs.

      • March 6, 2016 at 1:09 pm

        The reason they’re offended by dogs is that dogs know the truth of a person. They sense good or evil in the heart of the biped.

      • March 6, 2016 at 8:10 pm

        No, it’s even simpler than that. They don’t like dogs because their prophet was a cat person. It is recorded that he once cut off his sleeve rather than disturb the cat who had decided to have a nap therein.

  • March 5, 2016 at 9:40 pm

    Well done…

  • March 5, 2016 at 9:42 pm
    Old Codger

    Wonder who programmed the dry humping behavior? Also, anybody who thinks female dogs don’t dry hump hasn’t seen my little Chi mix going after a stuffed toy. It’s downright embarrassing.

    • March 5, 2016 at 10:45 pm

      Tis true. My rat terriers are horny suckers. But they ain’t that big.

  • March 5, 2016 at 9:52 pm
    Old Codger

    Was surfing the web and ran across this cartoon. it was too good not to share. (

    • March 6, 2016 at 4:24 am
      Bill M

      Kid obviously wants to work for Shillary!

    • March 6, 2016 at 7:00 am
      Bill G

      Don’t forget to tell the kid to make sure he’s got the shield.
      With a ‘D’ after his name he’s protected.

  • March 5, 2016 at 10:15 pm
    Dastardly Dan

    Sheriff, I’m afraid you’re terribly mistaken. How could you POSSIBLY have 5 illegals with violated rights? The only right they have as illegals is to be thrown out of the country alive instead of being summarily executed.

    • March 6, 2016 at 2:27 am

      You stole my idea. Damn it! Right on.

      • March 6, 2016 at 6:52 am
        Dastardly Dan

        I’ll share it with you. We need to share it with a whole lotta other people!

      • March 6, 2016 at 9:32 am

        Amen to that!

  • March 5, 2016 at 10:17 pm
    Dastardly Dan

    And Chris, kudos for the ‘Cool Hand Luke’ referenced, intended or not.
    My only gripe is that I’d love to have seen that scene as it happened.

  • March 5, 2016 at 10:51 pm

    You mean, of course, the iconic Joy Harmon, ‘the girl’ of the Cool Hand Luke scene here:

    • March 6, 2016 at 1:32 am

      Ms Harmon and her family now run Aunt Joy’s Cakes bakery in Burbank CA. A good solid productive citizen.

  • March 5, 2016 at 11:26 pm

    Lots of strange things happen in the desert.

  • March 5, 2016 at 11:28 pm

    To muzzies, dogs are unclean. Supposedly, because when Mo tried to sneak in a village, they barked and warned the villagers. Personally I believe it’s because dogs are good judges of character.

    • March 6, 2016 at 1:10 pm

      Exactly so.

  • March 5, 2016 at 11:38 pm

    Some fine art in those last two frames Chris. I bought wifey a very similar little jumpsuit in baby blue back in the day, filled it out just like that, but blonde and a petite size 3, dropped some jaws at a dinner party that night…

    That was forty years ago this June; we were both 22, had been married five years and she had birthed two baby girls but you’d never have known…I can still see that rear view now, jogged by Sam’s rear view.

    Hmm, I’ve got a polaroid of that in my secret naughty hidey place, along with some much more private ones, haven’t had them out in a while…I’ll catch y’all later, I’ll be in my bunk with my memories for a while.

  • March 6, 2016 at 1:27 am

    They aren’t dead
    So in Clint’s words, the look too damn good
    Stop bitching , asslifters. It can get WAYYYY worse

  • March 6, 2016 at 1:41 am

    What? No broken bones? No missing body parts?
    Naomi’s been in the USA too long.

  • March 6, 2016 at 2:29 am

    The fight may have been to complex to picture in a ‘toon, but I would have loved to have watched it.

  • March 6, 2016 at 2:51 am
    richard mcenroe

    ROBOTS! Doing the jobs Millennials won’t do since 2001!

  • March 6, 2016 at 6:54 am
    Dastardly Dan

    I’d like to hear ‘Toly’s version of events. He was locked in the truck, right?

  • March 6, 2016 at 6:58 am
    Bill G

    Jewess? Oh, right, hate crimes cannot be committed against Jews or Christians.

  • March 6, 2016 at 7:09 am

    2nd frame – new rules?

    First rule = there are no rules.

  • March 6, 2016 at 8:52 am

    Maybe they could come up with a version of those drones that are pigs with wings and can fly…..

  • March 6, 2016 at 9:13 am
    Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder

    First time we saw the Big Dog video we all said “Creepy.
    it’s going to scare the hell out of the afghani primitives.”
    Djinn was exactly what we called them.

  • March 6, 2016 at 1:15 pm

    Nancy Reagan: Rest In Peace, beside our Champion.

    • March 6, 2016 at 3:23 pm

      Hated her early on…hell, as a 22-year old union mill worker that voted for Carter in ’76, I hated Ronnie too…but voted for him in ’80 due to being desperately disappointed and disgusted with Jimmah.

      Live and learn, I was and am a true Reagan Republican…how I miss both him and real Republicans, and I’ve said many times after hearing it from someone else, I’d vote for RR’s corpse before anything offered today.

      And Nancy? Still never cared that much for her until Ronnie’s funeral…I have never seen such genuine anguish and mourning, she loved him through and through, and a lady capable of that kind of devotion is worthy of admiration and respect, and she earned mine. RIP old girl, enjoy a glorious reunion with a genuine American inspiration and hero.

  • March 6, 2016 at 2:11 pm

    Well at least there won’t be any bastard progeny from the couplings to claim anchor baby citizenship along with all those benefits.

    Nick Nack Paddiewhack give the Dog a bone.

  • March 6, 2016 at 8:08 pm

    When Jackie Kennedy redecorated the WH and held galas, the press swooned over Camelot. When Nancy did do, the same dung beetles scorned her.

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