Day By Day


  • I’ve thought about naming a future dog…Mo!

  • JSStryker

    Way to tear them up Naomi!

  • formwiz

    Nice tag line.

  • Pamela

    OWIE! Chris how do I explain to the Doc about pulling my abs from laughing so hard. Well at least Beta practices safe sex and won’t catch anything disgusting that will cause parts to fall off.

    Did Naomi manage get to get the truck washed?

    • epilitimus

      What I want to know is in all the excitement did Naomi remember to take her top with her. If not we cold have one hell of a….er…manhunt.

    • Swansonic

      Pamela, just tell the doc that you tv got stuck on a 20 minute workout marathon and you ‘crunched’ until you could crunch no more…..

  • Old Codger

    I’d rather name a PIG MoHAMmed. Then I could shoot pix of it, convert the pix to a slide show video and upload it to youtube. Reckon that’d rile the Moes up some? If I was lucky the dumb rug huggers would tear up jack in the city centers of some of what passes for cities in most of the “Islamic world”.

    Whatcha think, folks? Sad part is I don’t own any livestock. Anybody who owns pigs is welcome to use the idea. But please post a link to the vid so I can watch it.

    • Noelegy

      Pigs are intelligent, affectionate creatures and make great pets. No wonder they so offend Muslims.

      • JTC

        Yes, but unfortunately for those sweet little piggies, they’re made of BACON.

        And actually I attribute much of the morlock crazy to being deprived of it.

        • Pamela

          Bacon. Yum! A food group in its own right.

          • Bill M


        • Bill G

          The pigs can be reduced to bacon with no trouble since the two-legged swine are equally offended by dogs.

          • The reason they’re offended by dogs is that dogs know the truth of a person. They sense good or evil in the heart of the biped.

          • Steve

            No, it’s even simpler than that. They don’t like dogs because their prophet was a cat person. It is recorded that he once cut off his sleeve rather than disturb the cat who had decided to have a nap therein.

  • Well done…

  • Old Codger

    Wonder who programmed the dry humping behavior? Also, anybody who thinks female dogs don’t dry hump hasn’t seen my little Chi mix going after a stuffed toy. It’s downright embarrassing.

    • Lonestarwhacko

      Tis true. My rat terriers are horny suckers. But they ain’t that big.

    • Bill M

      Kid obviously wants to work for Shillary!

    • Bill G

      Don’t forget to tell the kid to make sure he’s got the shield.
      With a ‘D’ after his name he’s protected.

  • Dastardly Dan

    Sheriff, I’m afraid you’re terribly mistaken. How could you POSSIBLY have 5 illegals with violated rights? The only right they have as illegals is to be thrown out of the country alive instead of being summarily executed.

    • You stole my idea. Damn it! Right on.

      • Dastardly Dan

        I’ll share it with you. We need to share it with a whole lotta other people!

        • MasterDiver

          Amen to that!

  • Dastardly Dan

    And Chris, kudos for the ‘Cool Hand Luke’ referenced, intended or not.
    My only gripe is that I’d love to have seen that scene as it happened.

    • LifeofTheMind

      Ms Harmon and her family now run Aunt Joy’s Cakes bakery in Burbank CA. A good solid productive citizen.

  • jackdeth72

    Lots of strange things happen in the desert.

  • interventor

    To muzzies, dogs are unclean. Supposedly, because when Mo tried to sneak in a village, they barked and warned the villagers. Personally I believe it’s because dogs are good judges of character.

    • Exactly so.

  • JTC

    Some fine art in those last two frames Chris. I bought wifey a very similar little jumpsuit in baby blue back in the day, filled it out just like that, but blonde and a petite size 3, dropped some jaws at a dinner party that night…

    That was forty years ago this June; we were both 22, had been married five years and she had birthed two baby girls but you’d never have known…I can still see that rear view now, jogged by Sam’s rear view.

    Hmm, I’ve got a polaroid of that in my secret naughty hidey place, along with some much more private ones, haven’t had them out in a while…I’ll catch y’all later, I’ll be in my bunk with my memories for a while.

  • KenH

    They aren’t dead
    So in Clint’s words, the look too damn good
    Stop bitching , asslifters. It can get WAYYYY worse

  • Kafiroon

    What? No broken bones? No missing body parts?
    Naomi’s been in the USA too long.

  • The fight may have been to complex to picture in a ‘toon, but I would have loved to have watched it.

  • richard mcenroe

    ROBOTS! Doing the jobs Millennials won’t do since 2001!

  • Dastardly Dan

    I’d like to hear ‘Toly’s version of events. He was locked in the truck, right?

  • Bill G

    Jewess? Oh, right, hate crimes cannot be committed against Jews or Christians.

  • Grape

    2nd frame – new rules?

    First rule = there are no rules.

  • Bill

    Maybe they could come up with a version of those drones that are pigs with wings and can fly…..

  • Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder

    First time we saw the Big Dog video we all said “Creepy.
    it’s going to scare the hell out of the afghani primitives.”
    Djinn was exactly what we called them.

  • H_B

    Nancy Reagan: Rest In Peace, beside our Champion.

    • JTC

      Hated her early on…hell, as a 22-year old union mill worker that voted for Carter in ’76, I hated Ronnie too…but voted for him in ’80 due to being desperately disappointed and disgusted with Jimmah.

      Live and learn, I was and am a true Reagan Republican…how I miss both him and real Republicans, and I’ve said many times after hearing it from someone else, I’d vote for RR’s corpse before anything offered today.

      And Nancy? Still never cared that much for her until Ronnie’s funeral…I have never seen such genuine anguish and mourning, she loved him through and through, and a lady capable of that kind of devotion is worthy of admiration and respect, and she earned mine. RIP old girl, enjoy a glorious reunion with a genuine American inspiration and hero.

  • Pamela

    Well at least there won’t be any bastard progeny from the couplings to claim anchor baby citizenship along with all those benefits.

    Nick Nack Paddiewhack give the Dog a bone.

  • interventor

    When Jackie Kennedy redecorated the WH and held galas, the press swooned over Camelot. When Nancy did do, the same dung beetles scorned her.

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