School’s Out.


  • May 2, 2015 at 8:25 pm
    John M

    Jews and redheads? How about a redheaded Jew like I married?

    • May 2, 2015 at 9:24 pm
      B Woodman

      Redheaded. . . natural or bottle?

    • May 3, 2015 at 11:49 am

      I’m a Jew and my wife is an Irish redhead. May the Force be with us!

  • May 2, 2015 at 9:07 pm
    Grunt GI

    What the heck is Sam standing in front of in that next to last frame?

    Is that supposed to be the hood of the Charger?


    I am confused…:)

    • May 2, 2015 at 9:09 pm
      Chris Muir

      south side of the house.

      • May 3, 2015 at 7:49 pm

        so, the Demonrats being evil, I’ll go out and vote for the Republiscams. That’s sure to work. Even though it hasn’t for the last 30 years of betrayal, after betrayal, after betrayal. Basically, you faux-conservative “race doesn’t matter” neo-conz are doomed: you’re in bed with the same ethnicity whose globalist billionaires/stooge politicians have taken down the borders of America and Europe. How does paralysis feel? No? Nothing? that’s what I thought

  • May 2, 2015 at 10:07 pm
    Dastardly Dan

    I guess the fourth frame is some architectural detail of the house.
    At first glance (and given the subject of the conversation, I thought it was a snake in the grass (literally).

  • May 2, 2015 at 10:32 pm

    “…official democratic policy is to defeat America for political gain over Americans (by) deliberately stoking civil unrest to justify nationalizing all police.”

    Holy. Shit.

    That first part? Same as it’s ever been. The last part? Recipe and prediction for tyranny and all out internal war.

    And they are busily calling in reinforcements; immigration is about boosting that 50% to insurmountable odds. Insurrection draws near. The Republic is still ours for now. Can we keep it? I don’t know.

  • May 2, 2015 at 11:45 pm
    Kevin M

    National police?!?!?!

    Now I know why oBambi bought 3B rounds of .40 cal. But having 6 cops arrested in B-more doesn’t sound too appealing for national cop wannabes.

    This is the most fucked up 6.5 years of my entire life. I am seriously smelling civil war in the air!

    • May 3, 2015 at 1:18 am

      As desirable as the elimination of these twits is, we cannot afford Civil War. Putin, the PRC, the mooslimes … any and all would descend on us like a swarm of flying piranha. Direct action would have to be far more subtle with the avoidance of harming the military security of the nation as the first principle. The lefties have done plenty enough of that without patriots amplifying the damage. So, no Civil War, we must police our own ranks on this score. There may well be a time in the near future when we must take direct action, yet if this time comes, it must be done in a way which targets only the cancer of liberalism rather than the body of the Republic as a whole.

      • May 3, 2015 at 10:03 am

        When the time comes – and it will – we shall have very little choice in the matter; or in the manner of our fight. It will become a choice between open resistance or slavery. The time for subtlety will have long passed.
        There is no “ideal” battlefield…and that’s what you’re looking for. The time will come when the fight must be waged – no matter the odds because it’s better to die fighting for freedom than because our chains are too tight.

      • May 3, 2015 at 7:55 pm

        your “Republic” is long gone, you neo-con nitwit. There’s nothing about the ‘Kwa that’s worth saving. But let me know when Putin’s Legions land on Long Island. Those of us on the HardRight will call off CW II and go fight them Russkis

    • May 3, 2015 at 6:28 am

      The 6 cops in Baltimore are being held on fundamentally political charges. the DA essentially admitted as much in her comments, thereby violating Maryland state law regarding prosecutorial misconduct.

      More specifically, part of creating a national police force is first marginalizing, then discrediting local police.

      Then, they must be terrorized into impotence. So the Federal authorities can “ride to the rescue”. Exactly who is being rescued from whom, can be debated.

      As long as the the Federal authorities allow people to have opinions different from their own, that is.



  • May 3, 2015 at 1:14 am

    The title speaks.

  • May 3, 2015 at 2:45 am

    Damn dude, you rock. Never fail to hit that stupid nail dead on exactly.

  • May 3, 2015 at 5:08 am
    Bill G

    Traditional Chicago advice, there.
    Another useful concept is that when words and actions disagree, believe the actions.

  • May 3, 2015 at 8:01 am
    Master Diver

    Goldfinger to Mr. Bond. One of my favorite Ian Fleming quotes-

  • May 3, 2015 at 8:36 am

    Evil Sith, a national police force and robot tech advancing to take over jobs that are too hard being done by humans.
    (National Police replacements maybe-never question the instructions)
    It all comes down to the programming.
    Evil that lurks in the hearts of men who think they are above the law. Both God’s and puny human wannabes.
    Please tell me there is a back door override/reboot with Common Sense built in the firm ware before it comes to this?

    • May 3, 2015 at 11:14 am

      Do Not hold your breath on that “override/reboot” concept.
      The “override” was included in the original Constitution But required the “full participation” of the “informed electorate”. Neither of which we have seen for well over 150 years.
      Most of the populace is munching on the bread and watching the circus with no time for “participation”.

      I seriously fear for the survival of the Republic as a whole.
      Several areas have already made some progress toward separate survival but the Republic May not survive.

      “Too Little, Too Late” is only Too appropriate.

      Look to your “preps” and stay safe

    • May 3, 2015 at 3:55 pm
      Bad Cyborg

      “Please tell me there is a back door override/reboot with Common Sense built in the firm ware before it comes to this?”

      Shirley, you jest.

      • May 3, 2015 at 4:49 pm

        Not Shirley, though Thomas was and still is correct.
        With as many laws that are being passed these days, maybe one of those should be No Robots behind any badge in the enforcement of laws.

        I was hoping that my fellow citizens would come to their senses before willingly choosing slavery and subjugation over charting their own destinies. Procurement of Stuff and nonsense has overtaken the electorate. We’ve become travelers through this life in an unholy land.

  • May 3, 2015 at 11:03 am
    B Woodman

    Per the sign (tweet) in the second panel, “On May Day and every day, Democrats stand with workers”. To that, I respond, PTUI!
    I’m a worker, and I haven’t seen a national DemonRat stand “with” me yet, either literally, figuratively, or even symbolically.

    • May 3, 2015 at 11:44 am
      David Gonzalez

      Herr Holtz—
      A preposition to make both the empaneled sign and your own (second) sentence scan better: dele “with”, insert “on”. Bingo—both statements are now absolutely correct! : )

      • May 3, 2015 at 12:46 pm
        B Woodman

        Well spoken, Mr G, well spoken!

  • May 3, 2015 at 11:11 am
    B Woodman

    Fifth (long) panel, “Half the nation aren’t WITH the US, they’re AGAINST the US”

    But, unfortunately for the half that are against the US, the half that are with the US are better armed, better prepared, better trained (many military vets), have actual principles that they are willing to stand and fight for, and learn lessons from history.
    ANd if the half that are with the US decide to “go Galt” en masse, the half that are against the US (i.e., the FSA – Free Shit Army) will quickly run out of things to have handed to them.

  • May 3, 2015 at 11:13 am
    B Woodman

    Let’s try this and see what happens:



    • May 3, 2015 at 11:35 am

      Derived from the Thuggees (sp?) who were descended from familial bands of professional murdering robbers mostly on the caravan routes.

      The label “Vandal” would also be appropriate methinks.

      • May 3, 2015 at 12:51 pm
        B Woodman

        I was just poking at the silly notion that (once sgain) the Libtards are trying to take over the national dialogue by redifining words in common usage – i.e., “liberal”. Now fhe left is attempting to hijack “thug” as the new “n” word. Oh dear.

  • May 3, 2015 at 11:35 am

    I have been saying this for literally decades now (I’ve even said it here twice that I can remember), and I see no reason to change my prediction: There will be a Second American Revolution not later than 2025.

    A corollary is that the most valuable trade items once the economy collapses will be ammo and alcohol. Any man who can make both reliably will be wealthy.

  • May 3, 2015 at 12:20 pm

    Lookimg at the situation, history, and many of these predictive quotes, I may but hope there are those “in the right place” just awaiting the double click on the radio. 5-30 seconds and done.

    • May 3, 2015 at 12:21 pm


  • May 3, 2015 at 12:47 pm
    Spin Drift

    Ok, guys, no civil war, do not react to the provocateurs. Work to the next election. Pick a guy/gal that has the moral turpitude to stand firm and stand with him. Work to elect to all offices along these lines, work to dislodge the Quislings and the sell outs. Stand firm as its going to be a rough few years and above all…

    Hold Fast!

    Spin Drift

    • May 3, 2015 at 6:43 pm

      There is no way to vote ourselves out of this mess. There are not enough principled men and women to fill all the roles. The few we have will never get the support of the congresscritters necessary to move anything. “We’ll get ’em in 2014!” How’s that working for ya?

      Add to that the fact that over half of our “fellow countrymen” seem to want free stuff over freedom. We have at least two generations that have no knowledge that we fought wars to defeat the political systems that they are willingly accepting.

      We are in the cold war phase of the next American Revolution. The enemies of Liberty will have you bend the knee, or dead. The time is coming soon to step off the porch and walk to the green. I’ve backed up as far as I’m gonna. I will stand.

      • May 3, 2015 at 8:12 pm

        you’ll back up until I say otherwise. No shooting – unless DIRECTLY PROVOKED (see: Bundy Ranch & current stand off @ Sugar Pine Mine – until the dollar dies. Then the urban entitlement groups – Jews, Blacks, Mestizos, feministas, sodomites, and White cosmics – will quickly be at each others’ throats. Mostly – other then fending off Regime search-and-destroy ops in flyover country – we’ll be able to sit back and watch the fun. When the bloody dust settles, we move into what’s left of the cities and clean up the mess

  • May 3, 2015 at 2:35 pm

    From “Only the Sith deal is absolutes,” and “Nothing is absolute” to Professor Stanley Fish’s (10/15/01 NYT) “[there’s no independent standard for determining [truth]; thus, all absolutism threatens serious thought,” all are absolute statements, i.e., are absolutes.

    Absolutism is axiomatic: you must rely on it to deny it. What the (New) Left relies on, however, is dogma:

    the dogma of uncertainty
    the dogma of political correctness
    the dogma of multiculturalism
    the dogma of feminism
    the dogma of deconstructionism

    For the (New) Left, all such matters are gospel: the gospel of denial and repudiation from their own bible of of nihil [Latin nihil, nothing].

  • May 3, 2015 at 3:41 pm

    Nothing says “Stop that shit!” quite like the business end of a 1911A1…

  • May 3, 2015 at 4:02 pm
    Bad Cyborg

    Sorry, folks, but what part of any of this is in any way surprising? All of this is just entropy in action. You remember what entropy is, don’t you? You know? The universal principle that eventually everything turns to shit? Ain’t nothing forever.

    Damned glad I’m dying so I don’t have to watch it GO to shit. Feel sorry for m’ grandchildren an’ greats. THEY’RE the ones who will get to live through it.

  • May 3, 2015 at 6:12 pm

    I don’t believe have the country is ideologically aligned towards making the US a communist state (or the functional equivalent).

    Most people are “just people”. Even most liberals/democrats. As it was in the beer halls of pre-nazi Germany, so it is in the Starbucks of the US today. People want things to be “better” in some qualitative or quantitative way. A loud voice confidently promising the moon gains traction.

    In this climate, an opposition party that only promises turning back the clock, loses as the Republican party has lost. The Republican party hasn’t won an election on its own merits since 2000. Every gain made since was the reult of external factors our of their control.

    2002, 2004: 9/11, war in Iraq.

    2006 and 2008 were losses due to war-weariness and the prospect of ending White Guilt by electing a black Prez

    2010, and 2014, Obamacare and other Obama admin stumbles gave away first the House and then the Senate.

    2012, another loss because it was a fair fight. No issue put its thumb on the scales. and Romney lost.

    40-60% of the Democrat party are potentially allies. Don’t make the Romney mistake and alienate them by assuming something about them that isn’t true.

  • May 3, 2015 at 6:22 pm
    Ward Gerlach

    Note to Carl Stokes, City Councilman, City of Baltimore: The rioters are thugs, violent thugs, no matter their age. And if you stand with thugs, you sir, are in deed and in thought, a thug.

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