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  • NotYetInACamp

    This could be fun! Entertainment going up! What maroons! (Bugs Bunny) πŸ™‚

    β€œHe who knows when he can fight and when he cannot, will be victorious.” β€” Sun Tzu

    β€” Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 8, 2012

  • NotYetInACamp

    If he can make them men again (or a close proximity thereof) then they will benefit and we all will benefit.
    MAGA.

    • Mark Matis

      Of course, it sure would be a shame if the illegal invaders they have been welcoming for the past twenty-eight years would “accidentally” shoot them…

    • Pamela

      NYIAC

      Now that I’ve stopped laughing, it will take more than Donald to make them men. They all need to be sent to Parris Island. Some of Uncles Sam’s Misguided Children kicking their collective asses would help a great deal. Finding where they left their spines and souls will aid in their recovery. Then their education will be augmented at the DD with additional reinforcement. Getting chased by Tabasco being part of said positive reinforcement. I’m sure The DBD Ladies will have other life lessons on how not to be a mamzer or a ben zona. The DBD Gentlemen will have more reinforcement on upholding their Oaths and Duties to the Constitution, Nation and her People. Anyone who doesn’t, I’m sure there are a few spots needing fertilizing around the place.

    • RegT

      McConnell (in real life, although I think Chris has captured his “Chester the Molester” countenance pretty well) looks like a poster child for pedophilia. Don’t put “men” and him in the same sentence. I’m sure he must be a charter member of NAMBLA.

  • KenH

    Use a Herc to ferry them down
    Throw them out the back en route
    And, in case I not underlining enough, SKIP THE CHUTES

    • Tiger Tomcat

      Would need about six Herky birds or about three Mighty Mouses to carry all the congressional critters

      • Grunt GI

        whoohooo, loved the F-14.. I was on USS Enterprise when we took VF-103 on cruise back in ’96. Had a good friend who was a RIO in VF-84 during Desert Storm….

    • Pamela

      I’d make them walk

      • NotYetInACamp

        New Trail of tears. Deserved this time.

    • Fox2!

      LAPES

      • Oo. Rah.

      • John D. Egbert

        Hmmm.

        Low
        Altitude
        Poltroon
        Elimination
        System

        That about got it?

  • eon

    I’m expecting them to get down there, start babbling about the “immoral wall”, and then in protest pick something they decide it is (probably the back wall of the Sheriff’s office), and begin repeatedly running into it head first like something out of a Monty Python sketch.

    Anyone for a round of “Spot the Loony”?

    clear ether

    eon

    • Deplorable B Woodman

      “Spot the loony”? That’s a no lose sucker bet. They’re ALL loony!

      • Bill G

        Ah, but which one has crawled to the top of the heap at any given time?

  • Grunt GI

    Heh. Now there’s a better thought. Ivanka and the gang visit the DDQ… I am sure Chris would do her justice.
    πŸ™‚

    • noncom

      Here here!…

  • Deplorable B Woodman

    Find your ba……ckbone?
    Get them out of the fetid DC swamp, the opportunity to breathe fresh O2 air, meet REAL people, it just may happen. (Don’t wake me from my pleasant dream).

    • epilitimus

      Considering who Trump is addressing…I think it was more like bra.

    • JSStryker

      I was think “balls”

      • DASTARDLY DAN

        I agree, he started to say balls, but then he realized;
        You can’t ‘find again’ what you never had.

    • MasterDiver

      Reminds me of my favorite line from “Captain Blood”:
      Capt B to weasely crewman: Can you find a piece of timber about so wide and so long”
      WC: Yes sir…
      Capt B: Good, lash it to your spine. It needs bracing!

      Zar Belk!

  • epilitimus

    If she’s given that job, now that she is govt. employee, I pity her. Especially as she is an unpaid govt. employee.

  • Z-man51

    What’s so sad about today’s comic is how true “Mitch the Bitch’s” questions are in regards to how far they are out of touch with the real world. They have become so accustomed to life within “the Beltway” that they feel as though traveling to a red state is the same as going to a foreign country. This is shaping up to being a total fiasco.
    What President Trump needs to do is have the plane get “lost” so it lands on an old unused airfield in Mexico and they have to find their own ways back to the US. Failures to return are truly”Term Limits”. Only problem is the number of “emergency appointments” governors are going to be making until special elections can be held. Maybe then we can get people in congress that will listen to The People instead of the Special Interests that run things today.
    We can only hope…

    • RegT

      Mitch the Molester would be terrified to have to travel to a real red state. He knows his kind would not be tolerated.

      • JSStryker

        Yet Kentucky keeps sending him back to DC

        • JavaMan

          They just don’t want him in Kentucky!

        • Bill G

          Remember the last election? I think it was four people challenging him, and at least one of those was a straw-man of his making. The conservative vote was divided and he laughed his ass off all the way back to his democrat friends in the Beltway.
          He plays the game very well; he’s just not on our team.

    • NotYetInACamp

      DC: An aristocratic seat of an empire. Complete with imperial courts and sycophants. They care about the peasants. (Insert Mel Brooks shooting skeet here – peasants are the clay pigeons.) PULL!

    • mikee

      …and McConnell represents a red state!

  • chuck...

    Just fit them with the Dunce Caps that they have earned, then tar and feather them…

  • They all need to be walled in for about 18 months or so. Not allowed to leave until they become human again… if that is possible.

    Do they have even a clue how utterly boring they are? They have no power over you or me! None at all.

  • JTC

    “Do they take credit cards?”

    This is what they think Red States and the people in them are:

    http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/disabled-or-just-desperate-rural-americans-turn-to-disability-as-jobs-dry-up/ar-BBz3WsM?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=mailsignout

    And they’re not completely wrong. But do you see mention even once that these are the “wages” of the inextricably intertwined chicken or egg circle of the welfare state, emasculation of the breadwinner, and descent into booze and meth? Of course not, the protagonists are just innocent victims.

    But does anyone think that WaPo nerd did anything but get some numbers together and then let his creative writing degree and absorbtion into elitist apologist dogma flesh out the comic details?

    If there’s room at the ranch, this “writer” twit and most of his ilk could benefit by exposure to real Red State Americans. But like the 535, they will likely reject it; their job security depends on that narrative. And if they have their way, our sad little characters in this pretend poverty play will become more and more real, until nothing is left. Unless we stop it.

    • NotYetInACamp

      I live in a county with lots of that.
      There are no available jobs in this part of the county and I have known a number of people with those sort of problems. You are in the next county South. The pay scale on the available jobs is ridiculous.

      • JTC

        True, but relative, and largely matter of cause and effect.

        More later, on my way to see Mama in Ft. Pierce and son in Palm Beach Gardens.

        Talk amongst yourselves. πŸ™‚

  • These CONgresscritters wouldn’t survive, if this was other than a cartoon. Love your brain, Muir, but one can only hope some true semblance of reality might smack these idiots.

  • Pete231

    How do they get back something they never had in the first place ? Stoneless, mom jean-wearin’, panty waisted poltroons ! Tired of hearing about hearing about the failures to produce. How about naming names and pointing the finger at the most egregious of the central characters in this on-going farce ? Line them up and kick them over the cliff. The two mentioned above are the most obvious of the low hanging fruit. Go down the chain and expose the mid-level bottom feeders that make up the base of the steaming pile. Inquiring minds want to know….

  • Subotai Bahadur

    In my district, the Democrats ran a male to female transexual for Congress. I will say that he/she/it had more balls than Ryan, McConnell, and my 5 term incumbent RINO Doug Lamborn put together. The transexual was the first Democrat in the 8 years our TEA Party group has been in existence to accept our invitation to speak [and be questioned, the rules of the game here are if you talk you have to stand and deliver and take all questions] and came here TWICE. Our Congressman would not even come into our county once, and despite repeated promises by him to come any time we asked, his district staffer would not come either.

    Just as we rightfully regard DC as a hostile occupying power, the Republicans regard their own country as the barbaric hinterlands.

    I do like Z-Man’s idea to drop them off in Mexico, with no money, no ID, and no communications.

    • PaulS

      And an empty cartridge case in their pocket.

      • John

        I don’t know the reference.

  • Bill G

    On the subject of Ivanka and dresses, I was pleased but not surprised to see that sales of her product line soared on Amazon after SIJW’s whined about her.
    I’d like to be a fly on the wall in the boardrooms of the companies that followed the SIJW’s lead…speaking of balls, how long will it take Corporate America to get the balls to resist the cries of a handful of Social InJustice Warriors and go along with what the buying public wants?

  • m225

    Good GOD, that was funny.

  • Dread

    It would be hilarious if it weren’t so close to the truth. The full truth is, however extremely sad.. and infuriating.

  • Spin Drift

    I finally got the last line. (I’m slow) “Ivanka will DRESS them.” They can have Tea Parties in their new ball gowns. Run around with Tabasco like rodeo clowns. Go down to the ol’ swimmin hole and drown, drown, drown!

    Spin
    Rag trade refugee

    • doc

      I was hoping he meant something more like “field dressing” them

      • Spin Drift

        Actually to quote Granny “heal and hid’em to a barn door” is what should happen.

        But on another note, the Big D taking on the Freedom Caucus is either folly or genius. Folly if he forgets who brung him to the dance but genius if he is doing a “rope a dope” to the dems. Time will tell, his original council to the Rino’s was to let Ocare collapse on itself and then right the ship.

        By having the Freedom Caucus be his “beard” and defeat Ryancare, he gets what he counseled in the first place. Now throwing the Freedom Caucus under the bus, he mollifies the Rino’s that he is on their side. The mediots go crazy with the loss as a portender of Trumpism waning not understanding the long game. Time will always tell.

        Spin
        “Hold your friends close, hole your enemies closer.” Don Corleone’s council to Michael in the garden.

        • Yup,freedom caucus is a good thang.

    • Pamela

      Well if she were going to do that it should be from the skin out.
      Lane Bryant has some really nice undergarments that will fit most of them.
      http://www.lanebryant.com/cacique-intimates/view-all/P-10815
      I don’t think there are many that La Perla would fit
      http://www.laperla.com/us/lingerie/lingerie/view-all.html
      The Kinky Boots factory is out of business so footwear needs to come from different sources. As to clothing, that should be a great deal of fun.
      Hair and makeup…well that remains to be seen.
      A catwalk fashion show would be really entertaining.
      Maybe a rendition of Let me Entertain you for our edification on who is really comfortable wearing everything.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSJfkLXaayg

  • Todd

    I don’t normally comment on DD, I mostly just bask in the glow that is the genius of Chris but this one is a beut, especially the last panel!

    • NotYetInACamp

      There are so many layers in these strips, and that last panel is a beaut, as you so aptly point out.
      Comment. It’s FUN! (Squawk!)

      • Pamela

        When did you get a parrot…

        • NotYetInACamp

          Recalling the:

          “IT’S KENNER!. IT’S FUN! (SQUAWK)” TV ads from my wayward childhood.

          • Pamela

            Ah ha. Interesting. My favorite toy adds were for the EasyBake Oven and the Tonka Truck/Equipment.

          • NotYetInACamp

            That Kennr ad was used to torment some of the 6 kids. Once it was OK. Repeated, it was irritating and cushions and other things flew. That light bulb did cook. The light bulb spread rural electrification as farmers got electricity when it came by only to heat the chicken coops in winter. As number 4 of 6 children I did not get much in the way of new things until I bought them. Fortunately 2 older than me were boys. (hand me downs) The rich kids had all of the new toys and couldn’t care less. Tonka Trucks commercials were OK. One rich kid dad was a former torpedo bomber pilot who survived 21 days adrift in the Pacific before a sub picked him up. I recall a few cases where he terminated the existence of broken toys with an audience at his home using M-80’s, a very popular toy item. His kids sank a large model ship that way and blew out a small wading pool without his supervision. Fun times as kids.
            We were so poor, that we played war with small coconuts that we threw at each other. Swarms of kids in different “armies” ran through the neighborhood in coconut wars. Those little suckers hurt. One had to be tough.
            I don’t think that a backwards cap would have cut it in a coconut war. A coconut war experience as kids might have given some of the 535 some balance.

  • Pamela

    In God We Trust: All Others Pay Cash
    In their case I would be asking for .999 fine silver, gold coins and ingots.

  • Kevin M

    Congress goes to the DD? This should be fairly epic.

  • Special_Ed

    Pamela, reminiscent of another Jean Shepherd novel:

    Excelsior, You Fatheads

    to the 535 nitwits in DC

    • Pamela

      The Great American Fourth of July at South of the Border.
      A good place for a teachable moment for the 535.
      They need to get all dirty, hot and sweaty and not from the paid hooker some are seeing.

  • Jess Sain

    These RINO’s need a dressing down.

  • Old Tanker

    I’m still wondering how Jan’s bottom is doing. Hmmmmm?

  • writeby

    In the interests of truth & justice:

    “‘We Must Fight Them’: Trump Goes After Conservatives of Freedom” -NYT
    https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/30/us/politics/freedom-caucus-donald-trump.html?_r=0

    For blocking passage of Obama-Care Lite.

    Maybe Ivanka ought include a petticoat for The Donald.

    Repeal the ACA…then repeal all regulations on the medical industry, eliminating Medicare, Medicaid, HMOs, etc.

    It’d be a go start.

    65 yr. old who’s old enough to remember when doctor’s visits, exams, etc., and medicine didn’t cost an arm and a leg.

    Or continue down this suicidal path into oblivion…

    “You know, the health service doesn’t work. I’m still for it. But it doesn’t work.” – Retiring New York Times columnist describing his view of Britain’s National Health Service

    β€œI have often wondered at the smugness with which people assert their right to enslave me, to control my work, to force my will, to violate my conscience, to stifle my mind β€” yet what is it they expect to depend on when they lie on an operating table under my hands? Their moral code has taught them to believe that it is safe to rely on the virtue of the victims. Well, that is the virtue I have withdrawn. Let them discover the kind of doctors their system will now produce. Let them discover, in their operating rooms and hospital wards, that it is not safe to place their lives in the hands of a man whose life they have throttled. It is not safe, if he is the sort of man who resents it β€” and still less safe, if he is the sort who doesn’t.” – Dr. Thomas Hendricks, β€œAtlas Shrugged,” by Ayn Rand

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