Tabasco would turn celibate if any of the DemFems showed up.
Even he wouldn’t be able to “man up” in the grand manner of the Republican males. Yikes. We are screwed and not in a good way.
Wowza, too funny, cuz it’s so true…..Nancy Botox, Maxine “James Brown” Waters, and all those old hags would give any true male a good case of the shrinkles…and let’s not forget the boss cow herself…MOOOCHELE…who probably has a bigger package than her metrosexual man-boy Barry.
Reminds me of a scene straight out of Blazing Saddles:
Barry: MOOCHELLE, they told me you was hung!
MOOCHELLE: And they was right!
Sigh…another week gone by…
They give a man that thing that happens after submerging in a ice, cold lake…..you know, the turtle head thing?….
I was so looking forward to the wide ranging antics and scattering of the herd. Who knows what would have happened. We all enjoyed thinking about it. Sometimes imagination is better than reality. Sometimes. We all did quite a bit of imagining. From good imagination comes the future, we hope. We work for. We pray.
“But I still don’t want all their women here.”
Male OR female.
Did you just assume the gender of the Dems? I’ll be in my safe space. Does anyone know where the red crayon went?
No, but I know where the Dandelion Yellow will be soon.
Notice how Boingo the Latte Jesus is hiding in the South Seas while all this is starting to unravel?? Pretty sure that aint an accident….
He’s in British Virgin Islands, now. Still out of immediate extradition range.
I wonder if it could be arranged for an anonymous someone to JUST HAPPEN to travel through where O’Bozo is staying and there’s an accident…..or debilitating stroke……or fatal disease……..
The feminist Dems would use a burdizzo on Tabasco, saw off his horns, and then put a ring in his nose attached to his tail by an unbreakable and way too short wire.
And then proclaim him The Perfect Male. Neutered, disarmed, bound and in constant agony.
Just thinking of it would give them a…thrill… they never could achieve by “the usual means”. Sort of the same one hardcore lefty types get from massacres.
I rather suspect they would need a lot of hard core tranquilizer to do any of that to Tabasco.
I wonder what the effectiveness of Ket on Congress Critters would be? Trying to do anything to Tabasco falls into the category of Bat Shit Crazy with a side of delusions of grandeur compounded with really bad acid trip.
Reminds me of this outcome :
Couldn’t we just quarantine the Democrats in a pen at gunpoint?
As a precaution that they might spread their “Hoof & Mouth Disease” to Tabasco’s fine, primed and ready stable of Foyr Legged Women Folk?
The congresscritters all have Liberal Hoof & Mouth Disease; they hoof it all over the place and mouth off about how great they are.
I was thinking maybe they could be lo-jacked, checked for drugs which would get most everyone else fired from the job and/or arrested etc.
Remember, the “enlightened ones” believe More Drugs= Even Better Drugs.
And tranquilizer guns send a thrill up their…legs.
First Rule of dealing with fanatics; Crazy does not necessarily equal Stupid.
“I get no kick from cocaine
Mere alcohol doesn’t thrill me at all….”
*SIGH* I was kinda looking forward to what the DD could have done to them. Fiction or no, a little fantasy helps with daily life.
Even assuming the Congress critters could stay out of trouble with Tabasco, the “dawgs”, and illegals in the South 40… a day or two at the Double-D would have done them a lot good. Good BBQ, cold beer, the bodacious ladies serving them — and a little “education” from Mr. Trump, Zed, and Damon, and a “look from the other side” from Anatoly could have helped the critters get their mind on the right track.
Trying to pry a liberal congresscritter out of it’s Safe Space, the coastal elite zones, is difficult enough even with an urban venue intended.
The mere suggestion of something like this would be proclaimed as being worse than the Holocaust.
But it’s wonderfully fun to think about it happening. Going thoroughly vicious, perhaps the above mentioned demfems could be touring the South 40 and get the chance to personally greet some islamic visitors. Said demfems could try to tell them all about the inclusiveness they want to show, and in turn be indoctrinated into the actual meaning of sharia.
Ugly doesn’t seem to stop those mutts.
Their women? Pfft! Their women aren’t welcome anywhere, but in DC. Pelosi, Waters, etc, are re-elected in perpetuity just to keep them out of their home states. Why else would anyone be crazy enough to vote for them?
San Fran Nan and LA Max?
Their “home state” and especially their districts, have the market cornered on “crazy”.
“I’m still wondering how Jan’s bottom is doing. Hmmmmm?”
I’m sure Damon made it feel all better.
Speaking of herd mentality.
Seems like that’s what we’re developing here…ragging on Progressive ideals and global inclusiveness, talking about turning back the clock to outmoded things like patriotism, family, personal responsibility the scribblings of a bunch of old dudes in powder wigs, and even the influence of some unproven ghost in the heavens.
Package all that silliness in the improbably perky and sexy suggestive art of an unassuming cartoonist who in fact incites a very targeted and inflammatory agenda and before you know you’ve got a whole cascade of deplorables thinking they can band together to turn back decades of “change”.
I for one am tired of it and I’m not coming back ’til the cows go home.
*haven’t seen many fools around here, so I’ll just say happy april 1 y’all. 🙂
No Fools on a Hill around here. Just red blooded Americans
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