Someone Needs Schoolin’.


  • November 17, 2016 at 9:21 pm

    Sam and Zed are legally married.

    Skye is the fornicator…

    • November 17, 2016 at 9:30 pm

      Came from fornix, the Latin word for arch. After the gladiatorial games, the girls under the arches were the hookers, so what happened under the arch was fornication with a fornatrix.

      • November 17, 2016 at 9:35 pm
        Chris Muir

        One learns all sorts a things here!

      • November 17, 2016 at 10:30 pm

        Not only is DBD a great strip, it’s educational as well.

      • November 17, 2016 at 11:26 pm

        I’m probably wrong on this but here goes.

        In London many years ago prisoners had a sign outside their cell that stated what they had been locked up for.

        If for stealing the sign said; For Stealing
        If for assault; For Assault

        Illegal sex acts?? For Unlawful Carnal Knowlege.
        It was a lot easier for the guards to write it once they abbreviated it down to four letters that today is a popular slang word.

      • November 17, 2016 at 11:46 pm

        Indeed, many may not have known that. Now they do. Good stuff.

      • November 18, 2016 at 8:44 am

        And here I thought it was a good old fashioned Anglo-Saxon expression! Live and learn…

        Zar Belk!

      • November 18, 2016 at 12:21 pm

        It’s from Middle Dutch “fokken” = “poke”, in an obvious metaphor. Dutch and English sailors mingled in port, and many words were exchanged between the two languages.

        But my question is: There are Dutch families named Fokker, including the famous aircraft designer and manufacturer. What do they think their name means?

      • November 18, 2016 at 1:21 am

        I’ve always heard that, but have never been inspired to look it up until now…

        (Consider the source, but as this inquiry is apolitical…)

        The word most likely derives from old Germanic words for “copulate” – “fokken” (Dutch), “fukka” (Norwegian), and/or “focka” (Swedish), with the further note that “fock” means penis.

      • November 18, 2016 at 1:34 am

        Also dictionary dot com gives a probable Germanic etymology for it, and debunks the acronym:

      • November 18, 2016 at 7:09 am
        Bill G

        I prefer to use the OED for such questions; their online presence has this:

        Early 16th century: of Germanic origin (compare Swedish dialect focka and Dutch dialect fokkelen); possibly from an Indo-European root meaning ‘strike’, shared by Latin pugnus fist.

      • November 18, 2016 at 2:44 pm
        R Daneel

        But For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge for F. U. C. K. is more fun.

      • November 18, 2016 at 8:20 am

        Actually, Fuck comes from a German word “fick” which has a meaning something similar to “strike”

      • November 18, 2016 at 8:47 am

        I’ve read it was the British military, being a bit Victorian.

      • November 18, 2016 at 9:24 am

        I thought the meaning had been updated in the 90s as For Unlawful Clinton Knowledge.

      • November 18, 2016 at 9:56 am

        I had heard that back in the days when Scottish nobles loyal to the King of England were granted Primo Nocte (first night) with any newly wed women under their rule….FUCK was then derived from “Fornication Under Consent of the King”….probably a myth, but an entertaining one, at that….

      • November 18, 2016 at 5:29 pm

        Lucky they were Nobles with a King’s approval. Normally anyone who was caught having sex out of wedlock was required to appear before the Hallmote (village court) and
        Leirwite (Fine) was levied. Then you had to deal with the clergy.

    • November 18, 2016 at 11:01 am

      I did read some place that this common curse ‘fuck’ is derived from the name of some poor Medieval fellow name Sir John Fukker. If I can find the source again, I’ll include it.
      And in case anyone is wondering, Thomas Crapper, a plumber, put his name on every manhole cover in Victorian London, although the use of the word ‘crap’ originated as a Medieval reference to the chaff from threshing grains.

    • November 18, 2016 at 4:22 pm

      What’s noteworthy here is the word being used by a leftist. I can’t remember the last time I heard a leftist use the word fornication.

  • November 17, 2016 at 9:29 pm

    I take it Sam’s already thinking about extra helpings.

  • November 17, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    Poor Skye. She’s George! She pretends she’s not interested, but…

    “Jerry: I slept with Elaine last night.
    George: Oxygen! I need some oxygen! This is major.
    Jerry: I thought you’d like that.
    George: Oh, this is huge!
    Jerry: I know.
    George: All right, okay. Let’s go, details.
    Jerry: No, I can’t do details.
    George: You wha?
    Jerry: I can’t give details.
    George: No details?
    Jerry: I’m not in the mood.
    George: You ask me to have lunch, tell me you slept with Elaine, and then say you’re not in the mood for details. Now you listen to me. I want details and I want them right now. I don’t have a job, I have no place to go. You’re not in the mood? Well you get in the mood!”

    Everything is a Seinfeld episode. Larry David and Chris Muir…geniuses.

    • November 17, 2016 at 10:35 pm

      That possibly explains why I want her to die , every time I see her….

      • November 17, 2016 at 11:26 pm

        And *that* explains the genius of LD and CM. 😉

      • November 18, 2016 at 9:07 am

        Although I think KenH’s homicidal comments appear each time a liberal of any stripe visits DBD, he seems to harbour a particular hatred for Skye and the Hildabeast.

      • November 18, 2016 at 10:40 am

        Yes he does…and again that visceral reaction to cartoon and scripted characters is the ultimate compliment to their creators.

        As for the beast, she is not a scripted cartoon…hey, wait a minute. She actually is…but thanks to God we now get to say “was”.! 🙂

      • November 18, 2016 at 12:09 pm

        Skye is the foil in this morality play of Good versus Evil.
        She has her place in the scheme of things.
        Point ~ Counterpoint.

  • November 17, 2016 at 9:37 pm
    Grunt GI

    I am waiting to see what kind of prose Pamela and Delilah can devise for this.

    • November 17, 2016 at 10:29 pm

      Okay, this is for you, Grunt GI. My mother wrote this sonnet, published in ‘Bathsheba’ in 1941. I may republish it as a new edition, with some other work of hers that I found in a box of stuff.

      – 24 –

      I bring you passion beautiful as dawn.
      Passion of flesh that mates with kindred flesh.
      Immaculate with beauty that is drawn
      From flames that leap, expire, and light afresh.’
      I bring you passion of the heart that is
      A flame against the dark of loneliness,
      That bites far deeper than the deepest kiss,
      that pours on wounds the balm of tenderness.
      I bring you passion of a hungry mind
      Yearning to eat of knowledge that can strip
      Truth’s kernel clean of husks that are entwined
      About its beauty in a strangling grip.
      And you have lit the passion in my soul
      Of life itself, that knits all to one whole.

      • November 17, 2016 at 11:00 pm

        Delilah~ Your mom understood and Skye most likely never will.

      • November 17, 2016 at 11:48 pm

        That was superb! It is obviously genetic, the poetic bent.

    • November 17, 2016 at 10:58 pm

      Grunt GI~ there are some days which work out better than others.
      Sam’s day has been magical because she has Zed.

      I felt you…slip in
      thought I wouldn’t
      didn’t you?
      felt your heat
      mixing with mine
      felt your kisses
      tender feathering
      on cheek, nape and nook
      felt your blood race and roar
      trying to keep up…reaching
      for the sweaty sweet treat
      felt you collapse
      saying I had worn you out
      yet again for the umpteenth time
      felt your snore against my neck
      as we dozed back off to sleep
      felt you leave me with a smile
      knowing you could face the day
      because you have me

      • November 17, 2016 at 11:17 pm
        Grunt GI


        Nighty night

      • November 17, 2016 at 11:49 pm

        Damn! As is yours!

      • November 18, 2016 at 12:44 am
        Deplorable B Woodman

        If you want me, I’ll be in my bunk…….

      • November 18, 2016 at 10:42 am

        “If you want me…” Heh, good one Woodman.

      • November 18, 2016 at 1:26 am

        Thanks to Chris for the beautiful visuals.

        Thanks to the ladies for the beautiful ment-uals

        I really need to get a bunk…..

      • November 18, 2016 at 5:47 pm
        don in ak


    • November 18, 2016 at 9:09 am

      Delilah and Pamela did not disappoint us. Thank you, ladies!!

  • November 17, 2016 at 9:57 pm

    “The personal is the political.” But leftists never learn:



    And it’s from Chicago, prob’ly poison. Boycott that shit.

    • November 17, 2016 at 9:58 pm

      Dang. Forgot the 2-link moderation rule…

      • November 17, 2016 at 10:01 pm

        Plus, screwed up the 2nd link…gotta have that last part for it to work. Sorry, no edit function. 🙁

    • November 17, 2016 at 11:52 pm

      JTC: According to the 2nd. post, the reason for the Pepsico story being false id Snopes. I believe Snopes has been found to give false reports frequently. Especially if it has anything to do with Democrats

      • November 18, 2016 at 1:19 am

        Yes sir, hence the personal/political quote.

        Lamestream has been morphing reality from perception for years; the big newmedia have taken up that agenda. Who’s to say what is real and what is fake? They do. Trump’s not really prez-elect y’know. Difference is, the intertube is (for now) a two way street. Turn about, and all that.

      • November 18, 2016 at 9:47 am

        Isn’t it the evil troll Soros’s funding that keeps Snopes afloat…

      • November 18, 2016 at 10:58 am

        Snopes says no. 🙂

      • November 18, 2016 at 12:11 pm

        I’ve got some wonderful Swamp Land you can buy if you believe that…

      • November 18, 2016 at 6:21 pm

        Although I believe PaulS was being ironic (and funny!), that swamp land would have been a good buy a few months ago; Trump has drained it and is putting a tower up on it…but not a Trump Tower; this one will be named Tower of America.

    • November 18, 2016 at 1:21 am
      Deplorable B Woodman

      I love it when we’re able to use the Libtards own slogans and talking points against them. “The personal is the political.” Drives ’em nuts.

      • November 18, 2016 at 11:05 am

        Ask yourself why they try to turn politics into a religion?
        They become as mindless as the followers of any other religious extreme, and which one is the most recent of that? (No names need be spoken out loud.)

    • November 18, 2016 at 8:59 am

      Your second link works fine with a little “copy & paste” action. I actually read the whole article and watched the video of the interview. Nothing major there, she doesn’t like Trump. So what! I don’t like Pepsi. Move along, nothing to see. She definitely didn’t stoop to the level of Mr. grubhub.

      And, while I’m at it, Pepsi is from Chicago about as much as Coke is from Atlanta. Headquarters may be there, but bottling plants for both are all over the country.

      The article had a group of all the logos of Pepsi’s different subsidies. I have to say, the only ones I might miss are Fritos and Cheetos. I don’t often eat either, but they are good.

      • November 18, 2016 at 11:09 am

        ZOOM! That would be the whole point and gist zipping by overhead there Norm.

        An OTW female CEO of a fucking (fokken?) junk food company abusing her position and her stockholders with an extended personal/political attack. And it’s an extension of the long-standing hatred and derision of everything conservative/Southern, and embrace/promotion of everything leftist/elitist described in the first link…to the point of sharing their logo with their favorite native son (I know you meant “subsidiaries” logos but “subsidies” is a cool accidental fit).

        So it’s ALL ABOUT the headquarters, and nothing about where that flat syrupy bad Coke imitation is bottled or produced.

        And it’s a fake news personal/political parody fer chrissake! Like I said, turnabout is fair play, using their own words and methods against them. We need to do a lot more of that, I know I will, even if some just don’t grok it.

  • November 17, 2016 at 10:23 pm

    Awww…. is Skye a little jealous of her sister? Does she need her teddy bear? A hug and a cup of hot chocolate, and a blankie?

    • November 17, 2016 at 10:33 pm
      Grunt GI

      That was marvelous.

      Oh. Maybe Skye needs a safety pin.

      • November 17, 2016 at 11:50 pm

        Or, perhaps, an electrical aid?

      • November 18, 2016 at 9:58 am

        She could get a lelo rabbit. A bit pricey but it works…

      • November 18, 2016 at 11:31 am

        I once heard an ‘electrical aid’ referred to as BOB – acronym for ‘battery operated boyfriend’.

      • November 18, 2016 at 11:56 am

        Used to have a BOG ’til I caught her with BOB.

    • November 18, 2016 at 9:12 am

      Skye has spoken of her jealousy a number of times but still fails to understand the nature of Zed and Sam’s relationship is based in mutual respect & admiration while Skye continues to seek transactional relationships… as in “What’s in this for me?”

      • November 18, 2016 at 12:17 pm

        Skye consistently chooses poorly. With the exception of Tucker.
        It would take a major sift in her internal compass in order to realign herself to true North. Not wandering lost some place out in bum fuck Egypt.

      • November 18, 2016 at 3:07 pm
        Grunt GI

        So, what Skye doesn’t realize is that, contrary to what my wife says, men are simple creatures:
        1) If I’m not horny make me a sandwich (best advice ever)
        2) Respect me and I’ll love you..not respecting your man is the fastest way to kill a relationship.
        3) Loyalty above all. For better or worse…etc….

        Sam has shown these in spades (well maybe not the sammich making, but she has other attributes 🙂
        Skye has not, which is why Sam gets to ride Zed like the stud he is and Skye sleeps alone.

  • November 17, 2016 at 10:36 pm

    Through her FACE, maybe…

  • November 17, 2016 at 10:43 pm
    Doc Epador

    -24- Sure beats Shakespeare
    Let me know when you publish

    Time to light some passion with my desert rose
    See ya tomorrow

    • November 17, 2016 at 11:32 pm

      On behalf of my mother, thank you.

      • November 17, 2016 at 11:51 pm

        And thank you!

    • November 18, 2016 at 11:10 am


  • November 18, 2016 at 7:22 am
    Bill G

    In their minds, they had it all.
    And now, they have nothing. Their DMC is losing power to the New Media, they are not likely to rule SCOTUS, charter schools are likely to make great gains and they do not have the influx of millions of new democrats they anticipated.
    If we keep it together the pendulum has started swinging back, and it can be YUGE!

  • November 18, 2016 at 8:50 am

    The Democrats are becoming a regional party.

    • November 18, 2016 at 6:28 pm

      Intra-regional. It’s not about North/South or East/West now (well it’s always about the South for some of us ;), but pockets of socialist villainy within otherwise American states…take a look at a county breakdown of red/blue in NY, IL, even CA to see what I mean.

  • November 18, 2016 at 8:53 am

    I had us somewhere around Rome 375 A.D. with the Visigoths massing
    outside the gates, but now we have a new Emperor (Caesar) who may
    turn out to be our Saviour.
    I hope all turns out well in the ‘Swamp’.

  • November 18, 2016 at 9:34 am
    Unca Walt

    We might just examine the ultimate suicidal leap the DNC is contemplating:

    They are very seriously considering a black muslim for the DNC chair.

    Howzat for seeing the writing on the wall? (NOT!)

    • November 18, 2016 at 11:25 am

      Shaka, when the walls fell.

      • November 18, 2016 at 12:43 pm

        Good one.

        “Temba, his arms open.”

        “The river Temarc, in winter.”

        “Uzani, his army with fists open.”

        “Uzani, his army with fists closed.”

        That will be an opportunity.

        “The beast at Tanagra.”

        “Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.”

        (and yes, this is obscure and actual has meaning.)

  • November 18, 2016 at 10:24 am

    A short time ago the Republican party was thought to be “going down in
    flames”…. now the tables have turned and the radical progressives have
    decided that they have not gone far enough to the left…(why they lost).

    Yesterday, on his final world tour, Barama as much as told the anarchists
    it is their right to protest, without mentioning it did not include the right to destroy property, and attack innocent people.

    A lot of these demonstrators are students, and tomorrow`s leaders,
    many of us will not be around when they take over, but our descendants
    may find themselves in a new “Civil War” to effect a medium in society.

  • November 18, 2016 at 11:16 am

    There was a news item last night, something from Stephen Hawking, who has nothing left working for him but his incredible mind.

    His prediction is that this planet of ours will, in a thousand years, be empty of humans. And if we want to survive as a species, we need to start seriously looking at colonizing other worlds. (Yeah, Steve, but we have to FIND suitable worlds first, and we are working on it.)

    And he’s right: the protests and restlessness and attempts to dominate a population group are typical primate behavior, exacerbated by a sense of a lack of space, no room to expand, etc., but that is a mistake. There is plenty of room to expand.

    As long as we’re stuck here with no real room to expand, we will probably continue to see these things happen. However, I do think that giving misguided children like Sam and the protesters their own planets where they have to start from scratch is a REALLY good idea.

    We can send them off while we wave goodbye. Then we can go back to making cookies, writing poetry, having a nice lunch of wine, cheese, fresh bread, fruit, ham or beef on the back porch on a lazy summer afternoon.

    • November 18, 2016 at 12:33 pm

      Mother Nature will end up dealing with us in many unpleasant ways.
      Another round of an Yersinia pestis variant, we are already seeing the Shake, Rattle and Roll parade around the world and the outward bound 30 year round trip away from the Sun will cause the reduction in food crops.

      Delilah- I like the back porch on a lazy summer afternoon after the spoiled brat malcontents get sent off into their brave new worlds, but you left out something really important. (yes my mind went there)

      • November 18, 2016 at 5:19 pm

        So…Literature, Lunch, Libation, Laid, and Lazing.

        See? There are some really nice L words to go with all the nasty ones.

      • November 18, 2016 at 5:36 pm

        Lascivious, Lewd and Licentious have no place on the back porch.
        They are relegated to DC, NY, LA, SF and Chicago

      • November 18, 2016 at 6:32 pm


        Then there’s Liberal, Leftist, and Looney which are relegated to the trash heap of history.

    • November 18, 2016 at 12:46 pm

      We really do need those telephone sanitary cleaners in society. It is just a question of how do we tolerate them. Sending them off to a different plant can have drastic results for all involved. We may be living them. 🙂

      • November 18, 2016 at 5:31 pm

        Where’s a good B Ark when you need one.

  • November 18, 2016 at 12:20 pm
    • November 18, 2016 at 1:36 pm

      Good read. Yes. Of course, but. he misses so much and I caste it into the pile of those who would have been happy with Hillary and the destruction that would have ensued. The article has a problem with applying the law. It rejects the use of feelings as a campaign method, but that is the only reason democrats ever get elected. It names the Statue of Liberty as a beacon beckoning people here, yet, it was intended to be a beacon to shine the light of freedom across the world. that freedom across the world was rather dark back then, and still is getting darker. In the last words it recognizes it as a beacon, yet has no clue as to the meaning of the beacon. The article has let go what America was intended to be already. It lacks comprehension of what has occurred. It seems to want the familiarity of the forces that forced us into the pickle that we are in now.
      The article names Muslims as just another religion that you are born into for most, like evangelicals or whatever, then he abandons any look at their effects, or what they mean. Christianity is the system that brought about people who banned the slave trade across much of the world. The evil white man, Christianity, and western civilization attempted to end a system endemic across the world in various forms. Those attempting the actions were reviled by “logical” people in their day. The founding fathers are reviled for only setting the seeds of such reform by ideas blasted today as slaver, like reducing the voting strength of slave states by defining slaves as counting a fraction of a vote consideration in the state’s population. It is well written and contains many good ideas, but these appear to be meant to mask his attacks.
      interesting words, but be very cautious in believing the analysis on any part included in it.

    • November 18, 2016 at 1:39 pm

      After getting more than half way through that, I decided I was not seeing anything new. So Canada, if we did NOT want to become Hunger Games District 12; the Leftist agenda we have had running for over 24 years had to be stopped. Is Trump the greatest? No. But Hillery and her supporters Believe she Is. That would have been the final blow.

    • November 18, 2016 at 2:22 pm

      But Jesus called them to Himself and said to them, “You know that those who are considered rulers over the Gentiles lord it over them, and their great ones exercise authority over them. Yet it shall not be so among you; but whoever desires to become great among you shall be your servant. And whoever of you desires to be first shall be slave of all. For even the Son of Man did not come to be served, but to serve, and to give His life a ransom for many.” ~ Mark 10:42-45

      • November 18, 2016 at 5:33 pm

        Well that does explain the tendency among leftists to be also atheists.

        Power is the wage of greatness, and you want me to be a servant and slave? WTF Mark?

  • November 18, 2016 at 12:52 pm
    Big Jim

    Wear TWO safety pins, and hang a white cleaning patch between ’em. Tell the snowflakes it’s the diaper they need.

  • November 18, 2016 at 2:19 pm

    Re: the anarchists, and spoiled rotten, entitled schoolchildren, their
    Commie teachers, and professors, and other assorted Brats:
    “Some people are like slinkies, they`re not good for anything,
    but they bring a smile to your face, when pushed downstairs”
    Since I would never know if I had an original thought.. don`t know
    where that came from.

  • November 18, 2016 at 4:51 pm

    I heard some that fuck was an English corockilar word meaning sowing Like a farmer would fuck his field with some kind of grain

  • November 18, 2016 at 5:04 pm

    “It’s not discrimination when WE do it…”

    God how I hope these mindless twits die in the dark, cold and alone.

    • November 18, 2016 at 5:37 pm

      Watch as her business goes in the tank and then only place her designs will end up are at K-Mart

  • November 18, 2016 at 5:38 pm

    From now on when I would have said fuck or fucking, I’m gonna say fok or fokken. All because of this here ‘toon and its comment gallery. I like it better, and so will my wife (I’m tired of getting slapped upside the head when it slips).

    • November 18, 2016 at 6:05 pm

      She who must be obeyed. 🙂

  • November 18, 2016 at 5:54 pm
    don in ak

    Chris, is there some way you can add a “like” function to these comments? Some of these are so good they that they deserve applause, but adding another comment is sort of cluttering.

  • November 18, 2016 at 6:12 pm

    Nice thing about the recent major victory against globalism and evil. I had some time to look through stuff and found a letter with some teasers from Chris M of DDQ and DD stuff. Whenever it gets here it gets here. I think he is still on last year with me, but that is OK. I am in no hurry. (Unlike… no i won’t say it.)

    And as good as comments are, I never liked the applause bar. That is just my opinion, such as it is. I might need a cry room and a binky and blanky with comfort dogs and cats if nobody likes me. (Cue Judy Garland: They like me. They really like me.) I like ideas fighting their way into people’s minds. Maybe I am just difficult? I have heard that before.

    • November 18, 2016 at 6:42 pm

      I got an extra Skye High package from CM a few weeks ago (he told me on the phone it was because I did a double donation but I still don’t think I deserve that)…anyway, I’ll save it for when I see you next Not Yet.

      I like what Petercat said when Trump took FL the night of 11/8…”Yippee Ki Yay Mother Fokker” or something like that. I might use that for my “likes”.

      Judy Garland said that too? I knew Sally Field went all wacky/weepy with it:

      • November 18, 2016 at 6:44 pm

        And oh yeah, you difficult?


        Sweet like sugah and smooth like buttah…

    • November 18, 2016 at 6:42 pm

      Wasn’t that Sally Field?

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