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  • December 13, 2015 at 10:32 pm

    So being open-minded might make politics less painful? That doesn’t seem right…

    • December 13, 2015 at 10:57 pm

      Yeah, I don’t think it’s the mind that needs to be open for these drills.

  • December 13, 2015 at 10:53 pm
    Bigg Ale

    She’s a good Trooper! 4th Point of Contact………… Airborne!

  • December 13, 2015 at 10:56 pm
    Mama Bear

    OK Damon, if she hurts that bad afterward, you’re doing it wrong.

    • December 13, 2015 at 10:58 pm

      Black dude, remember.

    • December 13, 2015 at 11:03 pm

      Actually, my Lady has always said that lasting ache is one of her favorite parts…makes her remember how she got it, and makes her want more. I’m a pretty damned lucky fellow.

      • December 14, 2015 at 12:21 am
        Mama Bear

        your Lady makes an excellent point, and I agree with her. Just enough to notice. Just enough to make you walk around with a stupid grin and make your coworkers (or whomever) wonder why you’re so happy this morning…

        My key words were *that bad*…Jan just seems like she’s got more than an ache, that’s all.

    • December 14, 2015 at 2:48 am

      Having been with a few that appreciated that act, it’s either yay or nay.

  • December 13, 2015 at 11:51 pm
    Otto Didact

    Never understood why somebody would want to take a dip in the sewer when the garden of earthly delights was right next door. Different strokes for different folks but my lady and I tried it a coupla times on our honeymoon and it was never at all pleasurable for her so I determined never to do it again. I am no Joey Falcon (current Guinness WR holder – although it takes two hands 😉 ) but my lady never enjoyed it even a tiny bit. I’ve done a good bit of reading online and it seems discomfort and bowel disturbances are common. I’m surprised J&D are only just now trying that particular variation. They’ve been together a very long time.

  • December 14, 2015 at 12:18 am

    Adequate lubrication is essential for the proper functioning of reciprocating parts.

  • December 14, 2015 at 12:22 am
    Ryk E Lee

    C’mon Chris, the one we want to see rough buggered is Skye.

    • December 14, 2015 at 8:03 am

      BUT who in their RIGHT MIND would want to do her?

      • December 14, 2015 at 7:48 pm

        Er, maybe the guys in a Super-Max facility.
        You know the old saying “Any Port in a Storm”

  • December 14, 2015 at 12:29 am
    B Woodman

    Now, if politicians would go through the same “drill” by We The People, instead of visa versa.

    • December 14, 2015 at 2:46 am

      They will. Soon.

      • December 14, 2015 at 9:27 am

        There are no brakes on the Trump Train.

        (If you don’t get the meme reference, do a google-image search for: there are no brakes on the train .)

  • December 14, 2015 at 2:45 am

    Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more, eh?

  • December 14, 2015 at 7:18 am

    Pretty much gay if you ask me

    • December 14, 2015 at 11:27 am

      Spoken like someone who has never had, and given, the pleasure…and who is maybe just a leeeeetle bit homophobic?

      • December 14, 2015 at 12:03 pm

        Let’s not start flinging around the de-humanizing, de-legitimizing brickbats of the Left, hmm?

        Besides, I read his comment as sarcastic and tongue-in-cheek.

      • December 14, 2015 at 12:30 pm

        The beauty and God-given pleasure of male/female relationships is not subject to sarcasm; nothing there is taboo.

        But your comment is: It’s not *tongues* in cheeks being discussed here, although that’s okay too. ;D

  • December 14, 2015 at 12:41 pm


  • December 14, 2015 at 3:41 pm

    Continuing with the recent gun control theme and referencing an earlier set of comments here: Kurt Russel has addressed the recent debate.

    I said before that I’d prefer entertainers to just stick to entertaining rather than soap-boxing atop their presumed-relevance. But in this case an interviewer poked him repeatedly on the subject and he replied, rather than him bringing it up apropos of nothing.

    He made rather cogent points about self defense, the fact that someone willing to kill to make a point won’t be dissuaded by the illegality of the means of killing, and topped it off by calling gun control “insane”.

    I’ve always been disappointed that there wasn’t a whole series of “Big Trouble In…” movies featuring Jack Burton ^_^.

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