Day By Day


  • Too Tall

    Sam is an Adorable Deplorable.

    Thanks to all who made The Drive a success for the 10th year in a row.

    • Swansonic


      And seconded. Here’s to another great year of Day By Day!

  • formwiz


    She’s why we keep coming back.

  • JTC


  • Pamela

    I don’t know about you gentlemen, but I want that dress Sam has.
    Chris ~
    Why does the first letter in the hotel’s name look like a male member on fire?
    *note to self. stop watching porn*

    • WayneM

      Thank you, Pamela… I was a bit distracted by Sam so I missed that… and you’re right… flaming schlong alert!!

      And the final 2% is done; all is good in the world…

      • Too Tall

        For those who might remember Laugh-In’s Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award (and for Pamela who heard about it from her Grandma’s bed time stories) I think Chris should award the DBD Flaming Schlong award each year to the politician who commits the most egregious, felonies, despicable act against his her/his constituents.

        The competition will be, um, stiff.

        Maybe it could include a reprise of that obnoxious AOL voice saying: “You’ve been schlonged!”

        • Too Tall

          Felonious, not felonies. @$&!?) Spell check “auto correct.”

    • Too Tall


      You have a beautiful mind.

      Just like everything else about you.

      • Pamela

        Too Tall
        Thank you Good Sir

        Wayne and GWB
        There are times when something just draws me in and that did.

    • GWB

      I’d like you to have the dress Sam has. ๐Ÿ™‚
      And I don’t have any problem with you noting that visual oddity. Not one bit. ๐Ÿ˜€

    • Halley

      I had no idea that persons of the very female persuasion even knew what porn was, much less watch it.

      • Interventor

        You lead a very shelter life at the monastery.

      • Pamela

        I’m selective in what I watch. I like a story to be included with the physicality of the scene being played out.

    • MasterDiver

      Why deprive yourself of good, quality entertainment? Heck, it’s no worse than what HBO has been offering for years.

      As for the dress: it looks better off than on. YOWZAH!!!

      Zar Belk!

    • noncom

      That dress would look great just removed and laying on the floor next to the bed….

      • MasterDiver

        Or across the foot of the bed.

        Zar Belk!

        • Pamela

          It takes all of 2 seconds to hang a dress up, there by preventing wrinkles and looks over glasses with the “We know what you’ve been doing” and “We wish it was Us instead” .

    • rocky

      Precious girl! I didn’t notice until you mentioned it! My eyes went immediately to Sam’s gorgeous bumm in the second panel. I was expecting her to say something like “you DBD’ers saved my ass again!! TYTYTY!!”

      You caught what I totally missed!

  • Too Tall

    I suggest each of us go back in the archives to November 1, 2002 to when Sam and Zed first met to truly appreciate how much the characters, artwork and storylines have developed over the years.

    Chris, you are a masterful storyteller and artist. “Three days after I’m dead.” is so stolen, and the perfect deadpan line to start Sam and Zed on their way. More than the entertainment, wit, and artistry, thanks for helping all of us keep our sanity for what will soon be 15 years.

    Here’s to many more continuous years of successful Drives. May all of us be able to shorten the time in the future years, so that we never have to ask: “Are we there, yet?”

    • Chris Muir

      That line was from some Irish novel about Brian Boru, who when asked when he would stop fighting the Viking Invaders, said ‘Three Days after I’m dead’.

  • Chuck


  • Korblimee

    Glad to know Day by Day will be here for another year, even on this side of the pond it is very much appreciated!!!

  • DBD Rocks

    YAAAAAAAY !!!!

  • Congratulations! I very much look forward to another DbD year!

    Best Regards,


  • Congratulations! I very much look forward to another DbD year!

    I stayed at the Flamingo once, on business. At check-in they gave me a $1 token “For Luck”. I promptly put it in a slot machine right next to check in, and won $600. Ha!

    Best Regards,


  • MasterDiver

    Another year of DBD, HOORAH! Keep it up Chris keep the pressure on, and we’ll keep the popcorn coming!

    Zar Belk!

  • Deplorable B Woodman

    Start saving your pennies and dollars, month by month, for next year.

    • WayneM

      Come on, Woody… you missed the chance to pun? I’ll put aside my change day by day… lol

      • Deplorable B Woodman

        BOOOOOOO. Now I’m jealous. But when it’s oh-dark-too-damn-early, and you haven’t even had your first cuppa yet, on your way to work, I hope you can forgive me for not firing on all synapses.

  • Ken Miller

    One of aThousand magic words for a Winchester, also for DBD

  • Doggo

    I don’t care WHO gets the dress, but someone PLEASE take it quickly!

    …and good job to all you deplorables who contributed to another great year. Keep on winning!

  • Spin Drift

    Deplorables are US. The “great unwashed” in flyover land saved the world again. Spread Deplorablism to the unenlightened. Fight their lies always, do not turn the cheek of silence, let the prevaricators and PC acolytes know that they will be challenged. Silence is agreement to their Tyranny. Do not stand down, do not back down, do not go down, rise with the conviction that the the spirit of this country is to speak truth to power and that that truth will conquer those that feed upon the masses.

    War Damn Eagle

  • PaulS

    Well done all Y’all!

  • JTC

    OT, but worthy of mention…I didn’t see the new WH chief of staff tolerating the smarmy abrasive new comm director for long, but damn that was quick.

    Scaramucci might have been good at putting mediots in their place, but you don’t really want to fuck with the chain of command of a ret. USMC General like Kelly.


  • Spin Drift

    Scaramucci’s only job was to get Preibus out and scare the leakers. It was predetermined to replace him with someone level headed that PDT could trust once that was accomplished. That turned out to be Kelly. Slowly but surely the swamp will be drained, only lying shitweasel at a time. I can’t wait for the Wasserman test to come up positive and the indictments and subpoenas to fly.

    3d chess is our game today.
    War Damn Eagle

    • Pamela

      Isn’t that the test they do for syphilis?
      Eww. At least we should find out who has been fornicating with what…
      I’d be interested to see which DNA strains are being harbored in which persons. Curious bedfellows and all.

    • JTC

      Maybe, but I doubt he knew that; he gave up his marriage for that job, he doesn’t seem like one to voluntarily jump under the bus.

      Either way, they say order comes from chaos…we’ve had lots of the latter, Gen. Kelly’s experience with “orders” would indicate the time for the former has come. Good.

  • JTC

    We gots nav buttons back, can I get a HELLZ YEAH?

  • dwaine nolte

    Chris, you’re a good man. Keep the ‘toons coming.

  • Deplorable B Woodman

    For a’y’all DBDers out there…..
    “You’re so vain,
    I’ll bet you think this toon is about you….”

    • Too Tall

      The realists among us WISH it was about us.

      I’ll second one of Pamela’s earlier comments where she told Chris he really should design lingerie and clothing for women.

      Chris, if you ever do start a DBD line of apparel for ladies, I assure you that Mrs. Too Tall will make certain that it will be properly hung up.

      Then, let the games begin!

  • Dread

    My favorite toon so far this year! WOW!

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