• April 20, 2016 at 8:51 pm

    “where there’s smoke……”


    Whoop Whoop Whoop!

  • April 20, 2016 at 8:58 pm

    How about a shock collar for the the zero for his crimes against America, goes off every time he tells a lie, variable voltage goes up based on severity.

    Nah, bitch would have gone true black years ago, burned to a cinder.

    • April 20, 2016 at 9:27 pm

      Sounds like that Sliders episode where everyone on the planet wore To-Tell-the-Truth collars and got zapped every time they told a lie.
      I think “Who’s Your Daddy?” should be one and another should be “Have you sold us out to (Insert Here) and where’s the money?

      • April 21, 2016 at 1:49 am

        It seems that we all are in the Sliders episode where the Soviets have won and the stoner bum from the park is now a ruling commissar.
        Living a Science Fiction TV show episode sukks big time.
        Now where is my slide controller? Or, lacking one, my ammo.

      • April 21, 2016 at 6:31 pm

        Ammo, more ammo

  • April 20, 2016 at 9:23 pm
    Spin Drift

    Role models for kids who need better role models.


  • April 20, 2016 at 9:29 pm

    Who let the Dawgs in?

    Woo, Woo, Woo Woo!

  • April 20, 2016 at 9:30 pm

    Oh my, I think the look at the people a person associates with to see the quality of their character comes into play here.

    • April 20, 2016 at 10:01 pm

      You’re warning the wannabe rapper thugs there, right? 😉

      • April 21, 2016 at 5:26 am
        Bill G

        I thought folks on parole weren’t supposed to associate with felons. Oh, wait, it’s convicted felons, isn’t it?

      • April 21, 2016 at 6:29 pm

        I think if a person is on parole they are by law to avoid any criminal activity and avoid any person who was involved or might be involved with law breaking or mischief.

  • April 20, 2016 at 9:36 pm

    They really should remake those things. With about half a kilo of C4 implanted. Save all the alarms

  • April 20, 2016 at 10:10 pm

    Rap “artists” get my cop radar up. Every time I see some guy with a monicker like Method Man, Red Man, Eze-E, Ray-Jay, or whateverthefuck, my first thought is always, ” I wonder how many outstanding warrants and APBs are out on this mook under his real name?”

    clear ether


    • April 20, 2016 at 10:50 pm

      As I alluded to Pamela upthread, what should really make the bat-sense tingle is the host rather than the guests; they are mostly wannabe thugs looking for street cred and running from their real names, like Calvin, Trevor, or Jonathan (actual rapper’s).

      Zero, OTOH? There’s a real deal thug who deserves to be water-boarded to extract the truth of his crimes against humanity, then killed anyway.

      • April 21, 2016 at 11:02 am
        MJ Larkins

        Waterboarded, hell! Hook that biracial bastard up to an array of car batteries.
        One lead to his nipples, one lead to his genitals.

        Rinse and repeat as needed!

      • April 21, 2016 at 12:08 pm

        Probably would enjoy it.

      • April 21, 2016 at 6:32 pm

        That’s probably his idea of the start of a great weekend.
        A little toke a little jolt

  • April 21, 2016 at 12:39 am

    Do their POs know that they are all associating with known criminals?

  • April 21, 2016 at 1:43 am

    Ovomit needs a 13 lap neck collar.

  • April 21, 2016 at 1:51 am

    Birds of a feather ….

  • April 21, 2016 at 5:23 am
    Bill G

    Lie down with dogs, get up with fleas.

    • April 21, 2016 at 6:29 am

      What have you got against fleas?

    • April 21, 2016 at 1:42 pm
      Old Codger

      True, but since the rap “artists” already HAD ’em . . .

  • April 21, 2016 at 5:49 am

    The pig wouldn’t slowly walk away from these mutts, he’d RUN!

    Zar Belk

  • April 21, 2016 at 6:37 am

    Rappa-n-chief O-hole O. Word up, bitchaz. Yo.

  • April 21, 2016 at 11:04 am
    B Woodman

    One way to shut off the spewing from the piehole.

  • April 21, 2016 at 1:44 pm
    Old Codger

    What worries me is that the next one may be even worse! Hildabeast? The Donald?

    • April 21, 2016 at 2:00 pm

      If Hillary! is indicted, I predict a Biden/Warren ticket. Crazy Uncle Joe will serve one term and Fauxcahontas will campaign to be Heap Big Chief in 2020.

      • April 21, 2016 at 4:58 pm

        I’m with you Brasspounder.

    • April 21, 2016 at 6:12 pm

      Help us O B Don. You are our only hope.

      My opinion. It will be great to have an unashamed American in the office for a long time needed change.

      • April 21, 2016 at 6:35 pm

        We’d be better off with my three cats running the country.
        Their needs are simple. Full water and food bowls.
        A nice place to sleep. Clean litter box.
        And the Mamma lap for scritches and pets.

      • April 21, 2016 at 7:34 pm

        I dunno, we’ve had pussies running the show for a while now and it ain’t worked out that well.

      • April 21, 2016 at 7:05 pm
        Chris Muir


  • April 21, 2016 at 6:47 pm

    Off topic, but in honor of the home state of the DD ranch: Happy Battle of San Jacinto Day!

  • April 21, 2016 at 7:32 pm
    Old Codger

    Most important story on NBC evening news? The death of Prince.

    That pretty much says it in a nutshell, doesn’t it?

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