How about a shock collar for the the zero for his crimes against America, goes off every time he tells a lie, variable voltage goes up based on severity.
Nah, bitch would have gone true black years ago, burned to a cinder.
April 20, 2016 at 9:27 pm
Pamela
Sounds like that Sliders episode where everyone on the planet wore To-Tell-the-Truth collars and got zapped every time they told a lie.
I think “Who’s Your Daddy?” should be one and another should be “Have you sold us out to (Insert Here) and where’s the money?
April 21, 2016 at 1:49 am
NotYetInACamp
It seems that we all are in the Sliders episode where the Soviets have won and the stoner bum from the park is now a ruling commissar.
Living a Science Fiction TV show episode sukks big time.
Now where is my slide controller? Or, lacking one, my ammo.
April 21, 2016 at 6:31 pm
Pamela
Ammo, more ammo
April 20, 2016 at 9:23 pm
Spin Drift
Role models for kids who need better role models.
Spin
April 20, 2016 at 9:29 pm
Swansonic
Who let the Dawgs in?
Woo, Woo, Woo Woo!
April 20, 2016 at 9:30 pm
Pamela
Oh my, I think the look at the people a person associates with to see the quality of their character comes into play here.
You’re warning the wannabe rapper thugs there, right? 😉
April 21, 2016 at 5:26 am
Bill G
I thought folks on parole weren’t supposed to associate with felons. Oh, wait, it’s convicted felons, isn’t it?
April 21, 2016 at 6:29 pm
Pamela
I think if a person is on parole they are by law to avoid any criminal activity and avoid any person who was involved or might be involved with law breaking or mischief.
April 20, 2016 at 9:36 pm
KenH
They really should remake those things. With about half a kilo of C4 implanted. Save all the alarms
April 20, 2016 at 10:10 pm
eon
Rap “artists” get my cop radar up. Every time I see some guy with a monicker like Method Man, Red Man, Eze-E, Ray-Jay, or whateverthefuck, my first thought is always, ” I wonder how many outstanding warrants and APBs are out on this mook under his real name?”
As I alluded to Pamela upthread, what should really make the bat-sense tingle is the host rather than the guests; they are mostly wannabe thugs looking for street cred and running from their real names, like Calvin, Trevor, or Jonathan (actual rapper’s).
Zero, OTOH? There’s a real deal thug who deserves to be water-boarded to extract the truth of his crimes against humanity, then killed anyway.
April 21, 2016 at 11:02 am
MJ Larkins
Waterboarded, hell! Hook that biracial bastard up to an array of car batteries.
One lead to his nipples, one lead to his genitals.
Rinse and repeat as needed!
April 21, 2016 at 12:08 pm
interventor
Probably would enjoy it.
April 21, 2016 at 6:32 pm
Pamela
That’s probably his idea of the start of a great weekend.
A little toke a little jolt
April 21, 2016 at 12:39 am
Fox2!
Do their POs know that they are all associating with known criminals?
True, but since the rap “artists” already HAD ’em . . .
April 21, 2016 at 5:49 am
MasterDiver
The pig wouldn’t slowly walk away from these mutts, he’d RUN!
Zar Belk
April 21, 2016 at 6:37 am
Brasspounder
Rappa-n-chief O-hole O. Word up, bitchaz. Yo.
April 21, 2016 at 11:04 am
B Woodman
One way to shut off the spewing from the piehole.
April 21, 2016 at 1:44 pm
Old Codger
What worries me is that the next one may be even worse! Hildabeast? The Donald?
April 21, 2016 at 2:00 pm
Brasspounder
If Hillary! is indicted, I predict a Biden/Warren ticket. Crazy Uncle Joe will serve one term and Fauxcahontas will campaign to be Heap Big Chief in 2020.
April 21, 2016 at 4:58 pm
KathyP
I’m with you Brasspounder.
April 21, 2016 at 6:12 pm
NotYetInACamp
Help us O B Don. You are our only hope.
My opinion. It will be great to have an unashamed American in the office for a long time needed change.
April 21, 2016 at 6:35 pm
Pamela
We’d be better off with my three cats running the country.
Their needs are simple. Full water and food bowls.
A nice place to sleep. Clean litter box.
And the Mamma lap for scritches and pets.
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“where there’s smoke……”
#TwentyEightPages
Whoop Whoop Whoop!
How about a shock collar for the the zero for his crimes against America, goes off every time he tells a lie, variable voltage goes up based on severity.
Nah, bitch would have gone true black years ago, burned to a cinder.
Sounds like that Sliders episode where everyone on the planet wore To-Tell-the-Truth collars and got zapped every time they told a lie.
I think “Who’s Your Daddy?” should be one and another should be “Have you sold us out to (Insert Here) and where’s the money?
It seems that we all are in the Sliders episode where the Soviets have won and the stoner bum from the park is now a ruling commissar.
Living a Science Fiction TV show episode sukks big time.
Now where is my slide controller? Or, lacking one, my ammo.
Ammo, more ammo
Role models for kids who need better role models.
Spin
Who let the Dawgs in?
Woo, Woo, Woo Woo!
Oh my, I think the look at the people a person associates with to see the quality of their character comes into play here.
You’re warning the wannabe rapper thugs there, right? 😉
I thought folks on parole weren’t supposed to associate with felons. Oh, wait, it’s convicted felons, isn’t it?
I think if a person is on parole they are by law to avoid any criminal activity and avoid any person who was involved or might be involved with law breaking or mischief.
They really should remake those things. With about half a kilo of C4 implanted. Save all the alarms
Rap “artists” get my cop radar up. Every time I see some guy with a monicker like Method Man, Red Man, Eze-E, Ray-Jay, or whateverthefuck, my first thought is always, ” I wonder how many outstanding warrants and APBs are out on this mook under his real name?”
clear ether
eon
As I alluded to Pamela upthread, what should really make the bat-sense tingle is the host rather than the guests; they are mostly wannabe thugs looking for street cred and running from their real names, like Calvin, Trevor, or Jonathan (actual rapper’s).
Zero, OTOH? There’s a real deal thug who deserves to be water-boarded to extract the truth of his crimes against humanity, then killed anyway.
Waterboarded, hell! Hook that biracial bastard up to an array of car batteries.
One lead to his nipples, one lead to his genitals.
Rinse and repeat as needed!
Probably would enjoy it.
That’s probably his idea of the start of a great weekend.
A little toke a little jolt
Do their POs know that they are all associating with known criminals?
Ovomit needs a 13 lap neck collar.
Birds of a feather ….
Lie down with dogs, get up with fleas.
What have you got against fleas?
True, but since the rap “artists” already HAD ’em . . .
The pig wouldn’t slowly walk away from these mutts, he’d RUN!
Zar Belk
Rappa-n-chief O-hole O. Word up, bitchaz. Yo.
One way to shut off the spewing from the piehole.
What worries me is that the next one may be even worse! Hildabeast? The Donald?
If Hillary! is indicted, I predict a Biden/Warren ticket. Crazy Uncle Joe will serve one term and Fauxcahontas will campaign to be Heap Big Chief in 2020.
I’m with you Brasspounder.
Help us O B Don. You are our only hope.
My opinion. It will be great to have an unashamed American in the office for a long time needed change.
We’d be better off with my three cats running the country.
Their needs are simple. Full water and food bowls.
A nice place to sleep. Clean litter box.
And the Mamma lap for scritches and pets.
I dunno, we’ve had pussies running the show for a while now and it ain’t worked out that well.
winner.
Off topic, but in honor of the home state of the DD ranch: Happy Battle of San Jacinto Day!
https://www.facebook.com/johncornyn/photos/a.362871747147265.1073741828.355316521236121/741528262614943/?type=3&theater
OT:
Most important story on NBC evening news? The death of Prince.
That pretty much says it in a nutshell, doesn’t it?