Democrat Handicap.
No More Credit.


  • August 20, 2016 at 8:46 pm

    I’m going to throw up…

    • August 20, 2016 at 9:50 pm

      There went the keyboard. Hope this one keeps working.
      My guts still hurt.

    • August 21, 2016 at 8:02 am
      Unca Walt

      Oh dear me… I wonder if I could get the last panel to “hang” at the Metropolitan Art Museum. Or mebbe pasted on some billboards…

      I will do my best to make this go viral.

      NOTE TO CHRIS’ FANS: If we all do the “pay it forward” thingy, we could start a movement. Probably bowel, but still nationwide.

      • August 21, 2016 at 12:56 pm

        Surely HRC and DNC will just use this image to “forward” her claims that she?he, (did I just create a new pronoun for the confused?) “Has always” been supporting the LGTBQ etc….
        every time “she” wears a dress. she is supporting transvestites?

        This would explain some of the internal politics of the W.J. Clinton White house, Billary and Hillary ‘swords crossed….’.

      • August 21, 2016 at 3:24 pm

        There went my lunch. And breakfast.

      • August 21, 2016 at 7:07 pm

        My eyes! My eyes! Oh, gawd, my eyes!!!!!

        Haven’t had supper yet. I may skip supper and just go to a bottle of wine, bread and brie instead. And to think I didn’t see this after supper. It would have been a waste of good roast chicken.

        Just one question: why are the hooves not backwards on that – whatever it is???

  • August 20, 2016 at 8:46 pm

    Looks like Willie got the wurst of the deal.

    • August 20, 2016 at 9:54 pm

      (i’m pretty sure i see what you just did there)

      • August 21, 2016 at 8:45 pm

        You did.

        Thank you.

  • August 20, 2016 at 8:48 pm

    Brain bleach… get your brain bleach… Once it’s been seen, it cannot be unseen so the only way to remain sane is bleach your brain…

  • August 20, 2016 at 8:55 pm
    Grunt GI

    Chris, seriously dude…we will need a week of the gals bouncing around in their DDQ outfits to even start to erase that imagery.

    Seriously though, in Ancient Greece the heroic statues had small penises as a sign of Alpha male virtue.

    I do think the Huma tattoo is a nice touch. 🙂

    • August 20, 2016 at 10:12 pm

      I didn’t recognize the tattoo as Huma but, of course, you’re right!

      There’s room here for a few jokes about The Hildebeast, Huma & Anthony Weiner but I’m out of brain bleach.

      • August 21, 2016 at 5:01 am
        Bill G

        I doubt if Cankles and Huma want any Weiner anywhere near their fun.

    • August 20, 2016 at 10:50 pm

      There’s a tattoo?
      And you actually looked long enough to notice it?
      Not going back to look again.
      Not going back…Dammit!

    • August 21, 2016 at 6:35 am

      At least we know Chris can draw something other than beautiful sexy women. That’s an accomplishment.

      I think. *erp*

  • August 20, 2016 at 9:15 pm

    I think my eyes are bleeding…

    What get me Chris is you had to spend *time* drawing that…that much fluid loss due to vomiting is usually fatal.

    • August 21, 2016 at 2:46 pm

      Probably used the same process the British used for the Deadly Joke…

      …Yes, it’s a Monty Python reference.

  • August 20, 2016 at 9:18 pm

    Sorry I scrolled down.
    So sorry……….
    Time to go create some cute graphics girls of my own.

    • August 21, 2016 at 7:43 am

      Petercat, I’m going over to your webcomic for some antidote

      • August 21, 2016 at 8:35 pm

        Thank you. Please leave a comment!
        I never thought I’d like taking hits until I started a comic…

    • August 21, 2016 at 7:08 pm

      Petercat, I meant to thank you for visiting my blog and the compliment you paid me.

      • August 21, 2016 at 8:33 pm

        You’re welcome.

  • August 20, 2016 at 9:18 pm

    This is quite possibly the most horrifying thing I’ve ever seen. And I used to work in the pathology department at the hospital.

    • August 20, 2016 at 11:04 pm

      I’ll bet you’ve got some tales to tell.

  • August 20, 2016 at 9:38 pm
    Col. Bat Guano

    Jeez Chris, I just ate. That would gag a maggot.

  • August 20, 2016 at 9:56 pm
    MJ Larkins

    Aw, come on, Chris.

    She’s a lot saggier…

    • August 20, 2016 at 10:40 pm

      As HST would say, Jesus God, man, she already looks worse than I do!

      clear ether


      • August 21, 2016 at 6:37 am

        “Miasma” might be more appropriate than “clear ether” on that one, eon.

    • August 20, 2016 at 11:03 pm

      Women, even Hillary, are immune to gravity in Chris’s world!

      Seriously. She never seems to be fitted with an adequate bra, let alone a good one, so “the girls” unfettered ought to hang almost to her waist. I know of what I speak. I attended a clothing-optional women’s spiritual retreat. Before you get excited, think: aging hippies.

  • August 20, 2016 at 9:57 pm
    Ed Woods

    I…Well, I…Uh, I…Really? Looks about right, actually. Kind of explains her and Janet.

    • August 20, 2016 at 10:01 pm
      Grunt GI

      Well done Mr Woods. Argh. Always figured Hillary was more of a pitcher than a catcher.

  • August 20, 2016 at 9:57 pm
    Rich Davenport

    That which has been seen can never be unseen Oh for the eyes of Horus!

  • August 20, 2016 at 9:59 pm

    Dude. Even the awesomeness of the ‘toon does not justify that…teasing with the prospect of the girls in their uni’s and having us eagerly scroll down only to be ASSAULTED with that…that…what in God’s name IS that?

    I will not be reading any more of your ‘toons for a full 24 hours.

  • August 20, 2016 at 10:03 pm

    Damn you, Chris. What did us readers ever do to you? 😛

  • August 20, 2016 at 10:17 pm
    Dave P

    Even HP Lovecraft could not have come up with what I just saw…reaches for the bottle of Arbor Mist…turns up the Justin Bieber…drinks whole bottle…smashes bottle…grinds glass into eyeballs and genitals…

    • August 20, 2016 at 10:45 pm

      It would definitely make a Dimensional Shambler recoil in horror. They really hate their mommies.

      clear ether


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  • August 20, 2016 at 10:29 pm
    No Nazis

    Not on mention of Trump in weeks. Interesting

  • August 20, 2016 at 10:31 pm

    My eyes! My EYES!!!! AIEEEEeee……

  • August 20, 2016 at 10:42 pm
    Grunt GI

    Chris…WHATEVER you do, don’t do a cartoon like this of MOOCHELLE…you might melt Algore’s internet.

    HOWEVER, in reparation (umm is that a bad word) for making your readers see this, you COULD offer a little teaser trailer of your NEXT phase of DBD awesomeness…the adult only site…just saying….

  • August 20, 2016 at 10:44 pm

    I’ll never be able to unsee this…….

  • August 20, 2016 at 10:49 pm

    Where’s her dick?

    • August 20, 2016 at 11:19 pm

      Ohhhh there it is, only smaller.

  • August 20, 2016 at 10:50 pm

    Chris- you are the best.
    Perfect for a reality check and funnier than a Vegas Drag show.
    Good reason for not creating cyborgs.

  • August 20, 2016 at 11:00 pm

    Desperate to look anywhere else, for a moment I thought Hillary had six toes.

  • August 20, 2016 at 11:15 pm
    Blue Quasar

    My eyes! My eyes!

    Seriously though Chris, life has given me enough bad memories, I don’t need more.

  • August 20, 2016 at 11:40 pm
    Ryk E Lee

    How can Huma crawl into bed with that? Her taste in companions are already suspect (see Weiner), but DAMN.

  • August 20, 2016 at 11:52 pm

    Has anyone, anywhere, ever chosen That as the form of their Destructor?

    • August 21, 2016 at 12:37 am


    • August 21, 2016 at 8:10 pm

      And, almost certainly, about 49% of the electorate in the most rigged election in modern history, come Nov. 8th.

  • August 20, 2016 at 11:54 pm

    Thank all that is good and merciful in this world that I’m already on my fourth drink for the night. For my fellow readers who come upon this sober…I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry.

  • August 20, 2016 at 11:56 pm

    Dear God, please help me un-see that.

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  • August 21, 2016 at 12:01 am

    Need eye-bleach. Chris, that was mean. A trigger warning would have been nice.

  • August 21, 2016 at 12:08 am
    Joe Lovell

    Balls aren’t big enough, nor do they seem to be made of brass.

  • August 21, 2016 at 12:17 am
    Lucius Severus Pertinax

    Well, Mr, Muir , I hope you are PROUD of yourself!!



  • August 21, 2016 at 12:17 am
    B Woodman

    Now that I’ve recovered and cleaned up somewhat. . .
    Are the blades on that home server self ejecting? I know I would if I were forced to see that. I’m an anamist (spelling?), and I believe that even machines, especially high speed servers, have emotions and feelings. Poor server.

  • August 21, 2016 at 12:39 am
    HAL 9000

    Dave, stop that. Dave.

    Do you want me to sing a song?

    Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I’m half crazy,….

  • August 21, 2016 at 12:50 am

    I need a supertanker full of eye and brain bleach STAT!

  • August 21, 2016 at 1:04 am

    Sometimes there are things I wish I could un-see, un-hear,and unlearn.

    I had a good laugh seeing this. If we ever find out who is doing the naked trump statues we could get even by planting a nekkid Hillary in their yard.

  • August 21, 2016 at 1:21 am
    • August 21, 2016 at 9:06 am

      Some great old sci fi there. Hillary would fit as a mutant mistake.
      Unlike Hillary, Molly was a dear in that one.

  • August 21, 2016 at 1:44 am
    Chuck Harding


  • August 21, 2016 at 1:55 am
    The Pontificator

    I just threw up in my mouth a little.

  • August 21, 2016 at 2:13 am
    Cliff H

    Just the other day I was thinking, “The Libs made a porno of Sarah Palin (with a look-alike) days after she was nominated, I wonder if anyone will do the same about Hillary?” Now I know why they will not!

  • August 21, 2016 at 3:08 am

    Some things just can not be un-seen.

  • August 21, 2016 at 5:12 am
    Bill G

    Sex and attraction are in the mind.
    Cankles’ greed and naked lust for power show that her mind is far uglier than any representation of her physical form can show.

  • August 21, 2016 at 5:24 am

    Urp, blech.

    • August 21, 2016 at 5:24 am

      The only thing that saves me is the hope of DDQ flesh.

  • August 21, 2016 at 5:26 am

    Awww man !

    This is one instance where a trigger warning would be apropos.

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  • August 21, 2016 at 6:34 am

    Ummm. Some of us read our webcomics whilst eating, you know…

  • August 21, 2016 at 6:35 am
    S Hooks

    Steve Martin wants to know “What the hell is that?”:

  • August 21, 2016 at 6:46 am

    Does anyone else see the server blades ejecting reminiscent of HAL in 2001?
    I am hoping we are just one “blue dress” revealing moment from the final downfall of lying HRC; maybe as an October surprise to prevent Dumocrats from finding a new candidate.

  • August 21, 2016 at 7:00 am

    I need brain bleach

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  • August 21, 2016 at 7:49 am

    That was just nasty!

    I am in need of a major dose of brain bleach!


  • August 21, 2016 at 7:50 am

    I hope no one visited this strip for the first time today. They’ll never come back. If they do come back looking for more of this I hope they are disappointed.

  • August 21, 2016 at 8:04 am

    Priceless! And is that a Huma tat? The only thing of value here worth printing and distributing are the comments and there are far too many of those!

  • August 21, 2016 at 8:07 am

    1. Screenshot and crop out everything but the ‘Beest’ then mass-email with the crop as an insert, not an attachment.
    2. Print out numerous copies at work then reload the paper back into the printer/copier.
    3. Print copies and plaster your local college campus with them.
    Man… this could be fun.

  • August 21, 2016 at 8:08 am

    I am trying to figure out how to integrate this free pic into my almost-done erotic novel, but it’s too offensive for an erotic novel…

    Yes, I am offended…by HRC

  • August 21, 2016 at 8:10 am

    Screams to be coded so 3D printer peeps can make them…

    • August 21, 2016 at 2:00 pm

      Get it coded then pass the code around,
      Little ones, about 6-7 inches tall
      like kewpie dolls, just carry a bag of them around and leave them on counters in stores, at cashier’s stations, in starbucks, etc.

    • August 21, 2016 at 6:33 pm
      B Woodman

      I’ll take a dozen (or two) to pass around downtown Libtard SLC.

  • August 21, 2016 at 8:32 am

    We’re missing an important aspect
    We need to start a fund to get Chris new drawing instruments.
    The ones he used for this need to be burned.

  • August 21, 2016 at 8:38 am

    I don’t see her catheter. Or the bruising from her Diazepam shots. Although, to be fair, I really don’t know if one can capture Hillary’s true ugliness in 2D. She’s so foul that it might require adding another dimension to fully catalog the nastiness of HRC.

  • August 21, 2016 at 8:46 am

    Hillary’s younger, slightly fitter years, I would think.

    You have a cruel streak in you a mile long. Use it well. I suppose like you just did.

    Ridicule is a valid tool against the Clinton(s). They have been using Alinsky’s Rules for Radicals for a long time. Hillary did him once it seems to be said. Turn about is fair play. Ridicule is included in Alinsky’s rules. “They” attempted ridicule with the statues being placed around NYC, LA and elsewhere. They have no effect. Hillary’s possible dreams are fair play. Reality? Fair play also.
    Somehow we must all be laughing at the fool Hillary and them by voting time, and at the Johnson guy (is that a pun?) with his Skull and Bones VP candidate. A Bush/Kerry repeat. Hillary’s soon to be replacement is the Globalist we would meet in Hell after Hillary passes from any remaining ability to be in office should they steal the election. The people should mostly do the ridicule part, I believe. Eye bleach also would be a nice addition for viewers sometime after.

    Donald Trump must keep on being the President, as he has realized that he must be. He is that man. He is the man that will help all of us by being the President. He is capable, and up to that responsibility.

  • August 21, 2016 at 8:51 am

    Really? You think those breast are any where near that pert? You do her too much credit. Besides, the pose should be more Jabba’ish.

  • August 21, 2016 at 9:33 am
    NaCly Dog

    Needs more flab.

  • August 21, 2016 at 9:51 am

    Watch your six people.

  • August 21, 2016 at 9:56 am
    Kevin M

    You’re paying for my therapy, Muir.

  • August 21, 2016 at 10:00 am

    I went back to July 16th. A true mind, eye, an palate cleanser.

    • August 21, 2016 at 10:37 am
      NotYetInACamp does wonders.

      You may wish to peruse guybleach

      I expect you back within the month. -) Well. Hopefully.

      • August 21, 2016 at 1:24 pm

        They’re too pretty. I prefer men with hair on the chest and a scar or two.
        Tats are ok, but should be earned through accomplishment.

      • August 21, 2016 at 2:08 pm

        OK. I just saw the first one when I checked if it worked.

        You like real. That is best.

      • August 21, 2016 at 6:36 pm
        B Woodman

        I’d send you a picture of me, but. . . . . well. . . . . my chest has sunk to my belly. Not sure if that’s what you’re looking for.

      • August 21, 2016 at 7:08 pm

        Mr Woodman – I learned many moons ago that while the outside skin looks good, the inside is the truth of a person.
        Truth is more important.

    • August 21, 2016 at 5:57 pm
      Grunt GI

      Heh, yes, Pamela, I suppose that is your favorite DBD cartoon ever?

      Desktop photo?

      • August 21, 2016 at 6:24 pm

        Yes it is and I kept it safely stowed away

  • August 21, 2016 at 10:14 am
    Steve in Tulsa

    You neglected her colostomy bag…

  • August 21, 2016 at 10:51 am

    “Watch your six…”

    Always good advice. But at some point, fuck it.

    Which is exactly what I believe our talented and brave host is saying by making this amazingly lifelike likeness available for reproduction and distribution, complete with his dot com signature right at the top.

    Pretty awesome, that.

    So yeah, fuck it.

    • August 21, 2016 at 11:03 am

      I am still on everybody’s round up list. but that has been so since high school.
      heck. What more can I do except change the world.
      i may have.

      I like Breitbart’s book which is sbtitled: EXCUSE ME WHILE I SAVE THE WORLD!

      Breitbart had the right idea. Look what they did to him.
      Now a head person at Breitbart has just taken on helping Donald Trump’s campaign win it for all of us.
      I had advice to keep my head down. My response is similar to yours.
      My tribe, through my mother, has been in this war for over a thousand years. That means that I am still in it.

    • August 21, 2016 at 8:03 pm

      Some might construe that to be an offer of fornication JTC.
      Others will construe it to be a simple declaration along the screw that noise.

      • August 21, 2016 at 8:59 pm

        No, offers of fornication are by deed of love not by crass word, and simple declarations are for ordinary irritations and challenges.

        But when it comes to fear of repercussion or retribution from vile powers, whose intent is to silence and repress me and my God-given, Constitutionally-protected rights to expression and dissent, even revolution?

        Fuck it.

  • August 21, 2016 at 11:08 am

    Oh man, Chris, why did you do this? It’s going to take mass quantities of Sam, Jan, Skye and the other DBD ladies to overwrite the brain synapses and unsee what has been seen this day.

    • August 21, 2016 at 11:18 am

      Yup. In uni please.


  • August 21, 2016 at 11:10 am

    Still a better love story than Twilight.

  • August 21, 2016 at 11:48 am

    To what depths have we, as Americans, sunk? I thought the trump statue was disgusting and beyond the pale. I appreciate Chris and his works, but do we need to climb down with the Trump followers? At what point do we say enough! We are not going to go there. A nude caricature of ANYONE being considered to the leadership position, representing this country, is disgusting and casts aspersions on the people of the United States. Count me out!

    • August 21, 2016 at 1:31 pm

      I, personally, wish that I had never seen that.
      I also, personally, consider her assistance in genocide in Libya, across North Africa, in Syria and Iraq, and all across Europe and ukraine to be of vastly greater offense than such as this, and, if such as this can help bring an end to the mass murders of Christians, blacks, Muslims, Jews, and others that a presidency of Hillary Clinton will bring, as well as the continued invasion of the USA, and the end of western civilization, and this will help, I have no problem. We are fighting people who have no boundaries. Their rules say that there are no rules in bringing us down and no rules in their taking power. There is no way that we can maintain any Marquis of Queensbury Rules in this fight. Ridicule is most effective. The legitimate question is: Does this work? If so. No problem. This appears a dream state of some of her infractions that should have placed her in prison for decades, at the least, and of fantasies that she hides. The repulsive condition of her body is actually better than a depiction of how decrepit her body likely is now. Her soul, if depicted, as it is now, would make the fictitious painting of Dorian Gray when fully corrupted seem merely a lovely, beautiful and pleasant work of art. That by comparison.

      The cost of Hillary obtaining victory is beyond what we even realize after looking into it. The path traveled for the past 8 years has been horrible enough. the fundamental transformation has begun. The transformation will be completed or we shall be embroiled in civil war. I prefer defeating Hillary by way of votes and taking care of the election process. Their vision of central control and globalism shall be a totalitarian bloodbath. Look at the blood spilled in the last 8 years. That is just a start.
      Almost every means necessary must be used to stop the future that is presented to us.

  • August 21, 2016 at 11:50 am

    Correction – make that climb down with the Hillary followers. I was originally meaning “take to Trump followers down to the depths with the Hillary followers.”

  • August 21, 2016 at 12:34 pm
    • August 21, 2016 at 4:29 pm

      That looks like my cat

  • August 21, 2016 at 12:41 pm
    Beth just south of Berkeley and just east of San Francisco

    Statues, plural??? You mean it’s not just a San Francisco thing??? Ya know, I’ve been wishing I could make a Hillary equivalent just like this, junk and all … and call criticism of Hillary w/junk “transphobic.” Well, I can’t, um, pull off the statue, but thanks to DBD and Avery labels …

  • August 21, 2016 at 1:25 pm

    OK, to steal and paraphrase a line out of a “Big Bang Theory ” episode, so now I have seen a picture of a woman on my computer after which I wanted to gouge out my own eyes.

  • August 21, 2016 at 1:37 pm
    Maj Arkay

    Hmmm, I must be entirely too jaded now. Didn’t even blink, much less barf or need brain bleach. Chris, you are a truly amazing artist.

  • August 21, 2016 at 2:02 pm

    Deviancy keeps getting defined down at dizzying rates.

    • August 21, 2016 at 2:19 pm

      The Clinton’s have a prize in that.
      Just the pedo flights to the Dominican Republic with that guy make the grade. Hopefully it reveals the truth of underage Dominican girls providing prostitutes all around the Caribbean and to many of the best hotels there. I noticed that when my age was under that of those underage girls. I was at an excellent hotel and asked who were all of those very good looking Latin girls standing around the lobby and around the hotel? I was told that they were all prostitutes from the Dominican Republic. That DR provided them across the Caribbean. It was a business there. So much for my attraction to those poor girls. I felt sad. I still feel sad whenever I think about it. i have told the story to people who should have done something. No one ever did. Someone I knew moved to DR. He married a girl there. He made sure to tell me that he knew her family, had watched her grow up, and that she had never been a prostitute.

      Hillary’s husband, past president William Jefferson Clinton, flew on those flights. 26 times Bill Clinton flew on those flights.
      Is that deviant?

  • August 21, 2016 at 2:24 pm

    No wonder BJ straid.

  • August 21, 2016 at 4:33 pm

    *note to DBD readers*
    To avoid having to replace keyboards and monitors, cling wrap or shields

  • August 21, 2016 at 5:46 pm

    To Bill C. (in the voice of Carrie Fisher): “You CAME in that thing? You’re braver than I thought!”

  • August 21, 2016 at 5:46 pm
    Old Codger

    Heh, heh, heh. Mister Muir, I saw your (excellently drawn) picture and raise you 3 paintings and a (obviously “shopped”) photo.×9/960.jpg

    I don’t know if Willy Jeff has seen any of these, but if he did I figure his response was “If only”.

    • August 21, 2016 at 5:56 pm
      Grunt GI

      Somehow, those aren’t any less brain bleach inducing….
      humorous, but WRONG….

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  • August 21, 2016 at 7:11 pm

    Dammit, scared my cats to death with my reaction!

  • August 21, 2016 at 7:27 pm
    Oliver Heaviside

    Can I get my donation back? 😉

  • August 21, 2016 at 7:56 pm

    Holy GOD!!! When I get my vision back, I’m coming for you Chris, and Hell’s coming with me, you hear? HELL’S COMING WITH ME!!!

  • August 21, 2016 at 8:40 pm

    Chris, I hope you don’t mind if I print this out on some self-stick label paper. I’d love to leave them on store windows next to the no-guns signs. But that would be vandalism. And I’d have to visit the store.
    But it would be like garlic for rational people!
    My inner delinquent is rising.
    Damned surveillance society.

    • August 21, 2016 at 9:02 pm

      Petercat- wear gloves at all times in handling any supplies and keep an eye out for cameras

    • August 21, 2016 at 9:11 pm

      “Damned surveillance society.”


      But, in line with my discussion with Mz. Pam above, and with this defiant (and hilarious) creation of Mr. Muir…

      DAMN surveillance society!

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